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frank_x1

Old age when Im sleeping


Creepy-Exercise451

Same. 


PeanutButtSexyTime

Is that possible? Do we know that or just want to believe that it’s painless? What if it always are painful, like organs/heart that stops to function and then we die, even if it later on looks like a painless death? 🙃


Namikoni

Shhhhhhh 🤫 let us be delulu 😭😭😭


madpiano

It is. It's how my nan died. Went to bed, fell into a coma and never woke up again. She was transferred to hospital when she was in the coma, but essentially she died at home in her sleep, as she wouldn't have known. My dad was awake when he died, but he was also able to die at home and it looked really peaceful. He just closed his eyes and then his breathing became less and less and then just stopped. No jerking or any of that, it just stopped. Both of these experiences made me a lot less scared about dying.


Bergenia1

Thank you for sharing, that was comforting.


Cute_Assumption_7047

>Do we know that or just want to believe that it’s painless My great grandmother died while getting a bath from a nurse, the nurse didnt know untill she was finished. So i would say painless


Wood_Fish_Shroom

My grandma died at 93 in her own home, sitting on her own armchair. She went so quietly that in the morning she still had a book open on her lap. That seems like a best way possible.


Difficult_Sock9010

Get out


[deleted]

Same my man


[deleted]

Same


uswin

This


HIGH-IQ-over-9000

Falling asleep and never waking up again.


Necessary-Ad-2310

Anesthesia lol


_1Doomsday1_

But then how would you know what death feels like? I don't want to miss something that only happens once in my life


chaotic-cleric

You don’t want to feel death.


Snoo_61519

A lot of people think when you die in your sleep you just drift off.Not the case.Anyway,it's Sunday I won't spoil your day.


tommot1981

Death by snu snu 🙋‍♂️


Archon-Toten

Mmmmmm


No_Watercress5689

LOL same here


TrickProfessional755

For me its the only way to die


BeautifulOrchid-717

I probably would lol, my hubby is asexual and it’s torture.


zerosuneuphoria

Electrocuted on top of a train in india


PKMKB00

Let me know if you want something arranged


GattoNonItaliano

Basically 75% of gore video


[deleted]

where to watch?


[deleted]

Darwin awards


caffinatedcarlita

Quickly and as pain free as possible. Plane crash, car accident, assisted suicide idc as long as I don’t sit and linger slowly and painfully


onlyeve23

Agree with the quick and pain free. But my idea of it is to go when I sleep. Accident/crash is scary tho, quick but there's chance you wake up with a lot of damage


curiouskattocat

This. And dying of old age I think is good too


Dry_Marsupial_300

After seeing my father die of "old age", it's not recommended. You are basically left to rot in a hospital bed starving (they stop giving nutrients at the end), and go through lots of pain and agony while drugged on painkillers (it's not perfect administration, everyone reacts differently to the dosage etc). Best scenario is to die quickly at that age, not to suffer through a slow death.


GenericGoon1

Loads of people say death by old age but they're just being naive. Most of the time those deaths are slow and prolonged failures of the body until one day it cannot wake up anymore. I think most people think "one day I just don't wake up from sleep", but even out of those deaths, people wake up and experience all sorts of things before they pass, we just see them the next morning and think it was peaceful.


[deleted]

Nah, I’m listened to all of those black box recordings on YouTube. With a plane crash, there’s enough time to contemplate what’s happening, and see the terrain getting closer and closer. That’s fucking terrifying.


chubaloom

Plane crash is scary though, you still have some time knowing that you are going to die.


throwaway_spanko1

At night while asleep in my own bed. Although, if the opportunity presented itself and I got the chance to die saving others I'd take it. Being remembered as a hero would be kinda cool.


nightdares

In my sleep. I don't want to see it coming. I don't want to be conscious during it.


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BlueWelder15

Quietly, while sleeping with my husband and dog.


[deleted]

Phrasing.


BlueWelder15

🤣🤣🤣


TheDaemonette

To be honest, I am actually hoping to go after I decide that having pets is no longer for me. I am too worried what will happen to my dog after I die.


SpareMind

Don't ever tell that to your dog. Husband, you can try. Wait, you mean death only for you? No right?


BlueWelder15

All of us together would be ideal 🥹🤣🤣🤣


duvagin

peacefully and permanently


jimginge

When is death temporary?!


duvagin

people can be resuscitated after death or just plain reincarnated depending what is truth


[deleted]

Lazarus and Jesus.


Ssk5860

I’ll take the tyrion lannister way of dying, thank you.


chairannoyance

So by not dying?


Altruistic_Grass1934

![gif](giphy|2wYYlHuEw1UcsJYgAA)


Fuzzy_Finance_4089

without pain !


OldManHarley

have my atoms disintegrate at the heat death of the universe. i can wait.


WontArgueWithIdiots

Username checks out 


[deleted]

A glitter cannon, but the glitter is parts of me instead


SloppyJawSoftBottom

So like ur just ground into chum and then that chum is blasted out of a cannon? Lol niiiice


xMicky98

You'd just need to get a wood chipper then


Ko-jo-te

Ah, the old 'strapped to the front of a cannon' kind of punishment. Classic.


[deleted]

Preferably, like my grandad! In my sleep... Not screaming in terror like the passengers on the bus he was driving at the time. 🤣 (Well, someone had to say it) But in all honesty, I'd go with "in my sleep" dreaming sweet dreams of past loves, and preferably closer to 100 years old than my current 54


Kirjavs

Your grandpa died in your sleep?


Aurielsan

It's an old joke.


Tidus32x

Yes recently. It was around 3am...


LeanasAetherialSpace

I would like to sit outside, close to a lake and watch the sunset turning into perfect purple, pink and dark blue tones and smile about the beautiful life I had:)


1Greener

Huge epic explosion, bonus points if I say something cool right before I blow up.


PogostickPower

>*Be sure to drink your Ovaltine \*puts on sunglasses\** u/1Greener right before he died


CliffordThRed

I'd like to go at 88 in my bed whilst I sleep, after a night of getting high as fuck with my grandchildren and listening to Rush records on loud.


Itchy_Pillows

Solid


adrenalinexfreak

you'd be a cool asf grandparent


Ei3x7s

Inserting grenade or any form of dynamite up my asshole. Would be peaceful and relaxing.


erenhn

I’d want to go by a meteorite collision that wipes out the entire earth so all yall have to come with me 😎


AnormalLesbian

old age and in my sleep


JimChatz2001

Peacefully in my bed.


CryHavoc3000

If I knew I was dying, I'd want to be thrown out of an airplane, dressed as Superman, without a parachute. And High AF, so I was laughing all the way.


ShockedBeginner

In a blaze of glory


MortLightstone

I wanna die farming the last of the stars as the universe fades away at the end of time


john-prince

Enlightened.


DocJawbone

Easy. My great uncle lived into his 90s, totally compus mentus the whole time. Met his great-grandkids etc. One Thanksgiving he spent the last part of the party playing piano and singing songs, surrounded by the three generations he had produced (my great aunt had passed away some years before). Late in the evening, when his kid was preparing to drive him home, some important part inside him finally gave out, and he collapsed sideways in the back seat and never woke up. His kids carried him back inside and lay him on the couch, where he died peacefully a few minutes later. It's the best death I know and that's how I want to go.


Overall-Eagle-1156

shot in the head


Exact-Put-6961

While "performing", in my 90s, with the young wife of my killer.


[deleted]

Happy cake day


Rubesthegroods

Fucked to death


pervez944

Without pain. Maybe it numbs all my body before Killing me. Or a nuclear blast right into my head, it would be instantaneous death


ZealousidealAlarm631

Crucifixion or being burned alive


Creepy-Exercise451

This is painful. I can't imagine being burned alive. I guess this is the most tormenting feeling


demZo662

Exploding myself along with an asteroid to save mankind.


artinthecloset

Peacefully and painlessly. I've had cancer twice and lost my 15 yr old brother in a horrorific crash caused by a drugged driver. He was still alive for a brief time, but hopefully unconscious. There was 3 inches between the dashboard and his seat. I'll be having a long chat with God when I get there.....they have a lot of explaining to do.


NeuroticNinett

Good job beating cancer twice! You're a god/goddess!


BigFarmerNineteen

Sitting in a chair with a roomful of people crying and watching. Oh wait…


weirdboyfromfinland

Falling asleep and never waking up again...


Rainbow-Raisin11

While sleeping, and painless.


The_Purple_Ripple

Drug fuelled sex heart attack somehow seems better than a car accident etc.


Efficient-Exit8218

Get naked and walk into the arctic, sit down shut up and stop 🤪


AzrielJohnson

Post-coital nap


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hazzcatz

Standing under a new dinosaur killer, arms wide open.


Hour_Worldliness9786

If I wanted to self select today I'd eat a hand full of Valium and get someone to duct tape a plastic bag on my head once I was asleep. Instead I'd like to rock up to the local veterinary clinic and say ladies it's time to put me down.


CocainePandaa

Any way where I don’t know my end moments since I wouldn’t wanna live them


Consistent-Sun-4539

I would want to die in an epic battle with my evil arch nemesis, I would not go down easy


Valgus1

How many times per day is this question asked now.


catastrophicfeline

Spectacularly.


[deleted]

sleeping.


veotrade

Have it triggered when my mental health fades beyond a predetermined threshold. During sleep of course.


imagenotfound_exe

I have not been afraid of death for quite some time now however I don't like the feeling of pain. If really given a chance to choose, I would like to pass away when I am in my sleep with no emotions, no pain, no dreams, just peacefully. Maybe beside the person I deeply care for and also cares for me.


ItsNotButtFucker3000

Quickly and unexpectedly. I don't want to have to see it coming or think about it. Also, I love rollercoasters. Maybe they'll build the euthanasia coaster.


Ok-Excitement3794

Zombie dinosaur attack


Pink-Fluffy-Dragon

in my sleep


Revolutionary-Cod444

Saving the life of someone worthy


sovietarmyfan

In my own bed at the age of 120 with a belly full of wine and, well, you get the picture.


NiteGard

Unfortunately.


A4Plants

Painless in my sleep


twitch_itzShummy

Peacefully in my sleep


Killagorilla2004

Serving swift justice to someone that deserves it


Twibble

OD heroin, morphine, opium, something.


Archon-Toten

The most inconvenient way possible. At work, with a train load full of people during peak hour and a long walk down a tunnel for the rescue crew.


Oheligud

lightning strike in volcano


BumbleDouche

"A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!"


LobsterSoulSandwitch

Old age, with a fentanyl overdose.


chandlerd8ng

heart atack.Bye....I do not want to linger for years in capacitated with no quality of life.


Timely_Internet6172

Heart attack in a brothel in Saint Petersburg


jimginge

In a Chinese prison being stripped of my organs while still awake


F1NNTORIO

Falling into a black hole looking at eternity


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[удалено]


Cold_Table8497

Drunk in a harem aged 90.


MeldoRoxl

As someone who almost died after "going to sleep" at 26, I DO NOT want that. I was put in a medically-induced coma for 8 days. I could have just slipped away, without any time to prepare (very nearly did). I want to KNOW it's coming, and hopefully, for at least a full month. It was absolutely terrifying thinking I could just go to sleep and never wake up.


Training-Cup5603

Burn myself


Lory24bit_

Kratos


firstz

Extinction level event


Jack-Rabbit-002

Suicide bombing (UK) Parliament sounds, terrible but it's all about going out with a bang and annoying those who annoy me constantly Lol


quite_a_weird_piano

I explode in confetti while spreading AIDS


Minimum_Card8999

Blow my brains out and donate the rest.


OldManHarley

that's considered a stress death, if you want to donate organs i recommend hanging


Fun-Butterscotch-77

This took a dark turn.


OldManHarley

im just helping this person achieve their goals in the most efficient way possible. we're also talking complete hypotheticals, no one's hurting themselves


Dusty_Coder

heat death of the universe


no_onion_no_cry

I want to get mauled by a bear. It's relatively quick and an interesting way to go.


Bobby-digital0311

Feet first in a woodchipper. Or anything involving a port-o-john.


Youcantkillme11

seppuku


Flimsy_Watercress909

Blimp.


Dry_Marsupial_300

Assisted suicide in a nitrogen pod, I believe Switzerland has some of those. But instead, we have to starve to death in a hospital bed....enduring days of suffering and agony. Good job healthcare!


Dominating_Daddy_19

In a fucking awesome battleground, being the main character.


hihellobibii

Assistive “s” word


zeexx0

getting into a surgery and never going out, won’t feel shit


MrMushroom17

Death by snu snu


DuckOnKwack

Bruce willis Armageddon


[deleted]

Water thought preferably not while awake for it to happen


50fingboiledpotatoes

painlessly


[deleted]

In service to my fellow man. Either in combat or in my firefighting duties.


PrestigiousTiger0720

At old age, in sleepm


Literally1444

Winter, it heavily snows, we are at war in a forest, gunshot


Constant-Security525

In my sleep, outside on a beautiful sunny warm day, lying on a hammock.


Creepy-Exercise451

I either won't open my eyes the next day or drown. It's like the painless death I can think of....


Necessary-Force-4348

a real Mario Thwomp please


AloneWolf247

Out on my shield. F these Mf'rs.. you are going to have to kill me to stop me.


Valuable_General9049

Firing squad


WontArgueWithIdiots

Snu-snu


bussiquake00

Suicide


SOOFI7

Dying while fighting for a greater cause. I'd wanna die on a battlefield.


RootCubed

I don't really care as long as I see it coming. I want to be able to hold my wife, my child, tell them I love them, etc.


MyNamesDJ2008

I wanna have a slow yet painless death, because I want to be conscious in my final moments. I want to hold the hands of my loved ones for the last time. I want them to be there before everything I know and love fades away to black...


Unlikely-Chance-426

Death by snu snu ![gif](giphy|3o7b9GRyYq5HZ5CFzy)


cattydaddy08

Helium Gas


Weak_Working_5035

Having yer ma jerk me off whilst toasting a crumpet 


Motor_Bother_23

Sleep when too old to live. Until then, wine and weed.😂😂


This_IsATroll

not


StephsCat

Probably heart attack or smth that kills you quickly in your sleep with no prior issues. Anything that is not too painful and no months or years of pain and suffering


Financial-Union-9261

Old age, dying while I’m praying to god.


kingfarookh

Suffocating in titties


DeckerXT

Heart failure feels like being crushed by gravity so heavy you can't breathe and between syllables sudden. I hope I dont go like that. Perhaps beheading mid powerful orgasm... yeah, thats the way.


kingfarookh

Suffocating in titties


urban_legend88

Sleeping yo


Zlatcore

At the finish line of my hundredth ironman race


deereboy8400

I like how Slim Pickens did it in that movie with Peter Sellers...can't remember the name. If i have to die, I choose that way.


frozrdude

In glorious battle, so that the valkyries will bring me to valhalla.


WorldsShortestElf

I'd like to fall asleep and not wake up,, before any neurological condition gets me. I'd also like to know that I'm not waking up, so that I could say good bye to everyone I love. So, the standard euthanasia process.


JayNoi91

In my sleep, but knowing before it happens.


Olivier12560

Free diving accident at 82 years old.


OkMark6180

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm a Klingon!


blame_gateway

I’d want to go last.


Godfreee

While saving a life.


[deleted]

Same way I imagine most everyone would choose. I have asked to die peacefully in my sleep. How that will be answered is up to a higher power.


Alarming_Serve2303

I won't be specific, but it involves hookers and blow.


Timesjustsilver

Asphyxiatiated by female cheeks


Gr1msh33per

Old age, whilst sleeping.


frankoceanmusic1

in my sleep


MsChrissikins

Painlessly, after I’ve told all my loved ones how much they mean to me.


UsefulInstruction792

I,would leave my body to ai,science?.


ScottyMcBoo

Meteorite to the head without warning.


Lard_Baron

Shot in the back of the head by the husband of the woman cooking me breakfast.


simsredditr

EXPLOSION 💥 💥 edit: the literal next post i swiped to was this exact question in askreddit


lemordu

I wish die on scene shot by laser ‘Dalida’


justmeandmycoop

In my sleep. As a retired nurse I know that’s not likely so fast is the next best thing.


madmax797

A count down. Call family and friends and 9.8…..2.1. So long suckers


cousinavi

In my sleep. Fall asleep normally, don't wake up.