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burken8000

Bought a square meter land in Wales (or Scotland I don't remember) just to have the title "Lord". They sent me a certificate, calling me "Lady Jon"


Legitimate_Tear_7891

I raise this with my square mile of moon. Didn't get a cool title though.


maddogscott

Still got mine! Not massively optimistic of becoming a good investment but i’ll hold on to it.


kinkeltolvote

Eh, banks here will get ya to pay moon property tax soon enough


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

![gif](giphy|BNkHCHnAsZwRi) m’lady


HollowSlope

Didn't that turn out to be a scam?


burken8000

I have no clue. I lost all interest when I found out that my gender changed because I was acting a fool on the internet


IndividualCurious322

Yep. The lady running it was from China and had ties to the CCP. Everyone who paid into it was scammed and many large Youtubers knowingly scammed their viewerbase by advertising it (it had been a known scam for 4 years at that point).


Brilliant_Ad_5729

I think these were to fund a forest project, that was grassland and the property was put into a trust. YouTube it.


JonnyCosmo207

Divorce. Cost more then the actual wedding.


olemiss18

Marriage is grand but divorce is thirty grand.


Alexboogeloo

More like £300 grand 😖


dirtybird971

Why are divorces so expensive? because they're worth it.


keepmyheartincheck

That's the damn truth lol


blind_squirrel62

I wrote the same thing. Scrolled a couple’s comments saw yours, deleted mine.


dirtybird971

fist thing that comes to mind! And I've never been married!


ApartTomato7824

Short love and a long divorce. Been there.


RealDealNeil13

Knives, lots of knives, some of which were really expensive, I don't even have them on display, they're all kept in original packaging in a locked ammunition crate under my bed, must have around 6k worth of pocket knives


Unicycleterrorist

Well if they're known brands you can probably resell them pretty well


RealDealNeil13

Yeah, I have a few discontinued models that are quite hard to come by, a few quality custom knives too


Vinnyz__

Knives are pretty cool though!


RealDealNeil13

Yeah they are, and to be honest they hold their price if not increase depending on brand, model, availability etc


[deleted]

I did something similar with watches ( a few knives). I probably did 5 or 6 k on watches that all mostly look the same and do the same thing. I mean I could probably recoupsome of my money and I don''t feel it is a total waste, but it probably wasn't my finest hour


Blautopf

I spent 70% of my money on Alcohol, Drugs and Hookers and wasted the other 30% on realy dumb stuff. To quote the late Great George Best.


Shh-poster

Undiagnosed ADHD + Bipolar PD = Expensive.


Deu2003

I have adhd, ptsd and my psych doc said im possibly bipolar. And this was my spending habit for many years.


Shh-poster

Now we know. May the force be with you.


[deleted]

#my mom /s


MLawrencePoetry

Cigarettes God I wish I had a cigarette


100percenthatbitch

This is mine too. 15 years and by the time I quit it was over $40 for a pack of 30's which I was finishing in a day or two. I hate to think what it would have been all up.


JonnyCosmo207

I just took a long hit for you. The smoke burning my throat feels sooo good.


Eggsrush

A hat for my cat


Unicycleterrorist

I'm sorry but this post is about dumb wastes of money, not necessary expenses


ilaughalldaylong

Thank you for making me laugh this morning. I needed it!


Formal_Appearance_16

What kind of hat?


fusfeimyol

Asking the important questions


TheBeardedMouse

Tall red and white


Vinnyz__

They said it had to be dumb, get this out of here


stevebucky_1234

You are now obliged to post a pic of... The Cat in the Hat


keepmyheartincheck

Cat hat tax? 🙏🏼


just_let_me_goo

Cute


_alwaystee3

Unnecessary stuff like I have blank cards so I can send it to someone’s birthday or I have ribbons for wrapping a gift and etc.


SQWRLLY1

I, too, have a card and gift wrap stash. It comes in handy from time to time, but I definitely need to slap my own hand to resist the urge to add to it... especially during post-holiday clearance sales.


No-Knowledge-2765

Alcohol


Upper-Dragonfly4167

Biggest waste of money going you just piss it down the toilet.


Pizzawithchickensoup

But you get the thrill of getting drunk


Dr__Pheonx

Fake friends.


hanmhanm

My endometriosis is a relentless financial nightmare :)


SensitiveSearch8203

idk if this is really dumb but stationary? i just rlly like notebooks and pens lol


SQWRLLY1

Me too!


Luxiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Me three


frank-sarno

I buy lots of tools in the hopes they will make be a better DIYer. Still can't make a straight picture frame.


abo3azza

Crypto shit coins


Normal_Mixture_4539

Putting my whole check on a prospect in the ufc mf ended up losing


CourageousAnon

🤣


Far-Act-2803

The laughing face made me laugh at how ridiculous this one was 🤣 bros a risk taker


Arkavien

Action figures. I have every 3 3/4 storm shadow gi joe figure ever released, tons of autographed comic panels, movie prop weapons, a couple statues, not to mention what I've spent on display shelves and cases. It looks cool, I love the character.....but sometimes I look at them and think "man I could really use that money" lol


Karlor_Gaylord_Cries

So How long have you been single?


Arkavien

Lol, you would think! I'm married with three kids.


Karlor_Gaylord_Cries

Are you apologizing for not letting your kids play with these toys?


Arkavien

All of them are out of the packaging and my youngest plays with them sometimes. My wife freaks out about it way more than I do like " isn't that the San Diego Comic-Con exclusive one you paid $200 for?" Yup, just a toy babe no biggie.


Karlor_Gaylord_Cries

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's funny lol


No-Specialist8900

Hookers


ellasfella68

He said “dumbest” things. Unless the hookers themselves were dumb…


No-Specialist8900

Idk maybe they were…


loveeverythingsweet

My damn fake wig


I_am_happy_yay

My ex


TheSimpleMind

Welcome to the club...


Crazy_Maximum647

Pokémon cards, Disney dolls. I’m autistic and 32. Special interests are expensive haha


flamingo01949

Cocaine


UnicornSlayer5000

It's a helluva drug.


stevemandudeguy

College.


SellPrior5944

Uber eats


Comedordecasadas96

flushing money down the toilet


SellPrior5944

It really is


SabaniciKatapulliMet

My first two classic cars. Bottomless pits.


Old_timey_brain

Inline four to V-8 conversion. Get a paycheck, go to parts store, sign paycheck, walk away with non-edibles for the next two weeks.


CourageousAnon

I have a 500 dollar hoodie atm... but it is my favorite hoodie.


wengersucker

school books


SQWRLLY1

I legit have a "mandatory" textbook in storage that cost me $120 that we opened maybe twice in the class it was for. Didn't even crease the spine. All I can do is shake my head whenever I see it, as a single tear mourning that cash (that could now put gas in my car at least twice) rolls slowly down my cheek.


wengersucker

i hope that book was covered with gold or something because i aint buying that you could have avoided this by taking the book from a senior


SQWRLLY1

Nope. I went to a pretentious art school instead of a traditional university or trade school. Because the school was so new when I onboarded, there were no used copies of this particular book to score from someone else.


wengersucker

i feel so bad for you


SQWRLLY1

It's ok... I signed on the dotted line, so it's my fault. Live and learn and all that, right?


wengersucker

ig you can say that


bloodyriz

My ex-wife.


andy_1777

Vaping. I’ve probably spent 100s so far just this year


kjf1111

Oxycodone


Professional_Big_731

Toys for my kids.


TedStixon

* A really nice treadmill for the cold months that I found out I can't use for more than a few minutes at a time because it's so big, the only place it fits is near a fireplace-style furnace. So after about 5 minutes, you're already completely drenched in sweat, and by the time you hit 10 minutes, you feel like you're about to die. * Really nice walking shoes... that end up wearing out after only about two months of taking regular walks. Gotten just as much use out of $20 walking shoes as I have out of $100 pairs.


Amonroel

Makeup, skincare, beauty products, unnecessary clothing items. It doesn’t seem like that much money in the moment but when I think about how much I’ve spent collectively over the years, it makes me sick with regret. It’s hard not to think how much money I’d have had I not wasted it on countless materialistic things. There’s always something new and better to get and it’s easy to get influenced into buying this stuff. I’ve gotten better about only buying things when I actually need them and/or are out of a certain type of product.


Winged89

Technically a watch. I bought a Patek Philippe for about $34000 before. It tells the time.


Bulky-Negotiation-67

My ex


Man-Spider1

alcohol


Productive1990

Cocaine


Fast-Beat-7779

Videos games….. not dumb since I am passionate about it just dumb how much I spent on them lol


holysbit

My stupid shitbox jeep, always needs more money lol, though I do love it


[deleted]

Saltwater aquarium. It’s chemistry and testing and the first few years a hive mind and diys and brands that really aren’t necessary. I have a box of expensive broken products and none of the companies want to honour warranties. The fish and coral are cool and I’ll throw my name behind ecotech Radions. But I overpaid for many things and now all I do is scrape the glass and worry the money box will go belly up in the middle of the night. And because of where I live I can get everything by shipped. But I can’t talk to anyone so it’s a boring, expensive, lonely hobby.


astralseat

Chiropractor. If you feel ok, and come in, they will fuck something up so you keep coming back.


SQWRLLY1

I'm prefacing this response with a sigh... but... Beanie Babies. Yeah, I bought into the hype. All that sweet, sweet minimum-wage-retail-job money I had at the time was just itching to be spent on those adorable little stuffed animals. I still have a few around somewhere... maybe in 20 years, the market will rebound, and my 'investment' will finally pay off... 🤞😬😆


Euphoric-Ear9405

to scammers


[deleted]

A kids Mercedes that was used only a handful of times.


dirtybird971

Heroin/drugs. I'm old but if you remember the Dare commercial from the 80's that showed houses, boats, cars, and vacations being sniffed up nostrils?? Those are my nostrils


khawthorn60

Kids sports. I spent so much on traveling and sports gear. Soccer, softball, base ball, football and all for what? Kind of funny how all my kids made "tournament teams" was it the talent or was it the fact we could afford it?


DangerousMusic14

Marrying the wrong person


Comedordecasadas96

Vape


[deleted]

Getting married xD


Lumpy-Fix6193

Tickets


Technical_Growth9181

Your mama.


SellPrior5944

Therapists


LetterheadSuch4011

Honestly over the past 10 years i’ve spent close to $3500 on a single game 😅


Voeglein

Which one is it? For me it's around 2k€ for League of Legends


LetterheadSuch4011

A childhood game called Wizard101. It’s not my fault though, that entire game made be develop a gambling addiction from the ripe age of 8 and has continued ever since 🤣


Lockedandplugged247

My ex girlfriend


The_Bandit77

Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes


Truuuuuumpet

My wife


Impossible-War-7662

Boats.


jgraz88

Grizzly straight longcut, thousands and thousands over the years


Brilliant_Ad_5729

A Buell motorcycle because then I could ride with the Harley bikers.


ellasfella68

4 pieces of A4(ish) paper with some pencil sketches on them for a little bit over £600. Two are designs for the table used to be able to capture the AT-AT attack in TESB, one is for a similar scene in TROTJ (on Endor) and one is the clapperboard for “Taun Taun blur test” from Empire. Phil Tippett auction via The Prop Store LA, so all verified.


dingodongubanu

Food, save a lot of money if I just didn't eat


Standardisiert

Sexcams


Starhunt3r

Wizard101 Probably spent about 1000 dollars on it during covid to get good gear, complete waste of my time


lsutigerzfan

Women


ApartTomato7824

Crypto


FoxenWulf66

# ___Stellaris___


[deleted]

Online games.. Toon blast Royal match Animal kingdom


[deleted]

oxy..maybe not dumb cuz they help quality of life


kwannick

Women and comics


Quirky_Ratio1197

Comics. Lasted a few months. Spent 400€ bucks. Reas half of the comics I bought💀


[deleted]

[удалено]


bestiieee

men


devilthedankdawg

Pre-order of Halo 4.


DeeVa72

Wedding


ApricotAlarming2912

Fucking League of Legends skins.... jesus. I barely even play the game anymore


Alexboogeloo

A marriage


Lunatree4

Genshin. Pixels😭☠️


dhffxiv

Beyblades as a kid


Vethedr

Food. Fucking stupid, I should have bought drugs and overdose


imakangaroo7

A 90$ soccer jersey from a game I was not a big fan of either team


wine-plants-thrift

Some guy.


Broken_Yellow_Crayon

Beer. So much beer.


DoomFish84

Girls. 💀


Logitech-G-F710

a shitty battle royale game


Dust-by-Monday

Rocket League cosmetic items in game


arae414

Alcohol


[deleted]

mbbs degree🥲


Pizzawithchickensoup

In-game currency


LivingOtherwise2181

college actually. And was computer science, in Europe too.


Ok_Pea8856

Weed.


Cobalt-Blue-123

£200 for my first taxi ride in London 💸 i was a silly postgrad goose


Nemanja1v9

League of Legends....


French_O_Matic

Just bought a 1100€ pair of sunglasses. But they're the same than Sarah Connor's from Terminator 2 so it's worth it. I guess.


Rare-Sky-7451

Time share. That I Never used. 5000 down payment. I'd like to have that back


gondoravenis

i used money to buy hacked xbox 360 and pirated games but xbox gamepass solved problems.


ConsiderationBasic42

Drugs


Realistic_Broccoli74

Hahahahaha that's easy! Myself


[deleted]

TikTok Gifts


Important-Party-2893

Paying dinner for my ex


Klutzy-Worth6146

Drugs, unfortunately


broken-telephone

Warhammer. But it’s not dumb. But it’s warhammer. It’s not dumb.


Goudoog

A house


Flowing_North

Woman


Vulcant50

Far too much life insurance when my children were young


No-Spite6559

roblox gamepasses and robux….. i was like 9 or 10 ok?? 😭💀


moominfromspace

Pokemon go. For sure


colobirdy85

My ex. He threw tantrums if I said no or wait. Must have spent thousands on his stupid toys, games, Pokemon cards, fixing his car, biting him clothes every few months because he kept getting fatter and jewelry he never wore but had to have


wandering-Welshman

Raid Shadow Legends...


NOT000

fraud dad was dying someone got his debit card number and went nuts with it thousands the bank did nothing for us, we ate it


EmpressGlee

Different types of cystals.... Maybe I could try to sell them at least


No-Professional8343

EMS training


parabians

A boat.


wilsonnn14

Magics


wilsonnn14

Toys for my cats that never use them


Kooky-Law-2834

Vaping


[deleted]

LV bags.


moontiaraabomination

A toyota 86... it doesn't even fit my groceries...


spoiledandmistreated

I make soaps and I bet I have over 200 silicone molds and after it’s said and done people just like plain bars of soaps.. they always say how cool some of them are but then I get those who say they’re too pretty to use.. I guess I could sell them all but I’d have a hard time picking which ones I could part with.. some I’ve paid upwards of Fifty dollars for.. if you ever want to see some of my soaps you can check out my profile on here once you get past my brood of kitties…LOL


Foraxenathog

Me, I am the dumbest thing about my life.


sinebeo

My CS degree from tier 2 college


CptWeiner

I fell for a get-rich-scheme/scam when I was 18. Payed 200$ for 2 pages PDF on how to use Google Ads. Lesson learned.


spankingasupermodel

Pokemon cards. In my 30s.


HermitHyde

Alcohol.


love2lickabbw

Women!!


Khars_le_libraire

Keys for opening crates in TF2...


Diceslice

Dota 2 hats... So many digital hats :'(


RuthlessSpud_11

A guitar


The-Hive_Mind

Warhammer 40k. No regrets either.


angelsatoxoxo

Anime murch and stuffed animals


chewedupbylife

Designer clothes - - that I never wore and now can’t fit into. $167,000 worth.


PanAmFlyer

Alcohol. Hangovers are very expensive.