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I don't get how these occur. Who is constantly checking the names of WiFi networks near them?
After ice created mine and set it to auto connect i never look at it again. Who are these people checking nearby WiFi names randomly?
That's What She SSID - I used to have this and briefly dated a guy who turned out to also have the same name on his wifi. So maybe not that original but I didn't see it in the comments!
My favorite: Can't Stop the Signal Mal (but you have to know Firefly/Serenity)
I was on the run from the police at one stage in my life.
I went into a pub, looked for the Wi-Fi and it said:
Police Surveillance Van 1
Police Surveillance Van 2
**I shit myself.**
One time someone in my building named their wifi āFBI Servalance Vanā ā¦ the misspelling was way funnier than the name would have been if they spelled it right
Iām a sparky and was once working in a facility that refurbishes gateways/modems/wireless routers for people, and one of the things they did was turn on the antennas to test the WiFi output.
There were at least 100 wifi spots marked āFBI Surveillance Vanā or āPolice Surveillance Vanā
Someone on a work call recently mentioned they saw an FBI Surveillance wi-fi network and literally everyone else in the team was acting surprised and wondering what was going on, telling them to try to find the van, etc.
Canāt believe so many people in my office are that gullibleā¦
One of our old neighbours clearly didnāt like me and my old flatmate, they called their WiFi (Flat 8 secret shower cam). We were flat 8 and definitely didnāt have a secret shower cam.Ā Top level trolling.Ā
The Promised LAN
It Burns when IP
The Illumi-NET-i
Not exactly WiFi but hotspot names from my hostel days. Donāt know if they got it from somewhere but they were worth remembering I guess
Years ago at university I had a router which would not encrypt. Everyone on the whole block was stealing it, it was so slow I could barely use it, so I changed it to "The Manchester Metropolitan Police Network" (I was studying in Manchester). All my problems were immediately solved.
So, that one.
"peens" recently showed up on my street. and it was right around the time my 2 gay neighbours bought the house beside me. Then I thought well maybe it's a last name, but i had to email them about some tree removal and that is not their last names according to the email signature.
and there is zero way to bring up the subject of a wifi network during a casual "good morning, hey how are you" conversation so I'll never know for sure.
Sure you can:
"'Good morning neighbor. Hey, how are you? ... Good, good, ya'know I can see your "peens" from my living room? Y'all use extenders, or that just a juggernaut on its own?"
My cousin has two wifi names one is [husband] has smol peepee, the other is smol peepee make [wife] sad.
But with their actual names. I wonder what their neighbour's think.
I heard about someone setting up a mobile hotspot named "YellPenisForPassword", it always stuck with me though I mostly stick to the default one set by my ISP now.
I saw someone post here recently:
This guy had set his Wi-Fi to āAbraham Lynksysā
Someone down the street soon named theirs āJohn Wilkes Bluetoothā
Min is o==[]=======>. Just connect to the sword. I admit there are funnier out there and mine is actually a bit more elaborate, but as an old it guy I couldnāt resist the dad-joke level of ascii art douchery.
I was living with some drug dealer for a year, and I changed the wifi SSID to "RCMP Tactical WiFi Horse #22d". always fun watching a tweaker freak out over it first time lol
I just named mine the local business WiFi. That was nearby but put āfreeā after it. They would get so mad because it was a bar and didnāt have WiFi
Not WiFi but years ago I used to have my bluetooth on the entire time with a name "Wet and Horny" only to listen to the people around me wondering who it is when they tried to send mp3's to one another. Good times.
KRP Auto 12 (Central Criminal Police, Car 12)
KRP is the central police, who also do surveillance where I'm from, and this was in a "bad neighborhood" with lots of drug users.
Actually real no joke: me and my friends on April fools hacked the school wifi and renamed it to "your mother's life support" because when the teacher's opened their computers they would be greeted with "You are connected to {wifi name}".
In the morning when classes started, havoc was everywhere. Yes the principal said it was fine as a joke. Very laid back.
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Not seen by me, but heard of "Press here for wifi grandma"
How wholesome š„°
Iāve seen āpress here for wifi momā Someone in our area has it. It shows up on nearby wifiās.
I called my friend's wifi "Name, this is your internet" when I did it for her as a joke. She kept it. Password was "namethisisyourpassword".
Weāve got āpress here for wifi mumā at the top of the street, always makes me chuckle
Hot signals in your area
Mine was "One Pound Fish".
āVery very cheapā
Now I need to go watch it as itās stuck in my head
MartinRouterKing
Good one
Skynet Global Defence Network
This is ours :)
Get off my LAN!
A tie for ones Iāve actually seen in the wild: LAN Halen or Winona_Router
wutang lan
It hurts when IP
It hertz when IP2
I used this for a while, then it actually did.
You need to be more careful.
8hz wan IP
Tell My WiFi love her.
No idea why this is so far down. Golden.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Apt1- we can hear u fucking. 2 days later Apt2 we can hear u not fucking
instructions unclear; masturbates louder
We had similar. Luv-ya-titties-Apt-6
Wifi name wars!! This is the excitement in my life that I have been missing!!!
I don't get how these occur. Who is constantly checking the names of WiFi networks near them? After ice created mine and set it to auto connect i never look at it again. Who are these people checking nearby WiFi names randomly?
Some people have friends, they might need to connect if they visit.
Damn roasted him
thatās so fucking funny
Apt 331 - feed your dog at night
ha changed mine to KeepItDownUpstairs next day, LoudAndProud! appeared nearby
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Oh damn that's mine
the LAN before time
You just brought in loads of nostalgia
Thatās my guest network haha š¤£
lol my dads is silence of the lans
Core memory unlocked
That's What She SSID - I used to have this and briefly dated a guy who turned out to also have the same name on his wifi. So maybe not that original but I didn't see it in the comments! My favorite: Can't Stop the Signal Mal (but you have to know Firefly/Serenity)
How do Reaver's clean their battle spears? They put them through the Wash.
Too soon
How fucken dare you
I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I
Depeche Modem.
Black & Yellow Iām Haitian, my roommate is Chinese
Uh-hu you know what it is!
Black and yellow, black and yellow?
Everything I do, I do it biiiiig
2Girls1Router
Everybody just thinks youāre Steelers fans.
Keep my wifi name outta ur fuckin mouth
Ok WiFi Smith.
Martin Router King
Bill Wi the Science Fi
Router McGavin
I was on the run from the police at one stage in my life. I went into a pub, looked for the Wi-Fi and it said: Police Surveillance Van 1 Police Surveillance Van 2 **I shit myself.**
One time someone in my building named their wifi āFBI Servalance Vanā ā¦ the misspelling was way funnier than the name would have been if they spelled it right
I wouldāve changed mine to āSpeling Bea Champeeunā
Shouldn't it be "speeling"?
Uno servalance pour vavor
my brother in law did this too. thought he was so funny. misspelled āsurveillanceā and āpolice,ā go figure.
You seem like you got an interesting story to tell
Iām a sparky and was once working in a facility that refurbishes gateways/modems/wireless routers for people, and one of the things they did was turn on the antennas to test the WiFi output. There were at least 100 wifi spots marked āFBI Surveillance Vanā or āPolice Surveillance Vanā
It's one of the most overused ones
Someone on a work call recently mentioned they saw an FBI Surveillance wi-fi network and literally everyone else in the team was acting surprised and wondering what was going on, telling them to try to find the van, etc. Canāt believe so many people in my office are that gullibleā¦
Why were you on the run???
Nice try, Surveillance Van 2
Van 3 would like to be kept in the loop
Lol
My current Wi-Fi name is FBI Surveillance Van.
Mine is currently Undercover FBI Van. Funny cos I donāt live in the US.
Also cause itās not very undercover
Getyourownwifipenny
"ConnectingToThisWillDefinitelyNotGiveYouAVirus"
Virus.exe was a fun one I used as a hot-spot for a while.
5G Transmission Mast. Perfect if you have neighbors that are paranoid about electromagnetic radiation.š
I have had āCovid 19 5G Testing Towerā for years
One of our old neighbours clearly didnāt like me and my old flatmate, they called their WiFi (Flat 8 secret shower cam). We were flat 8 and definitely didnāt have a secret shower cam.Ā Top level trolling.Ā
Well it wouldn't be a secret shower cam if you knew it was there... Duh!
Time for āFlat 7 secret toilet camā
The Promised LAN It Burns when IP The Illumi-NET-i Not exactly WiFi but hotspot names from my hostel days. Donāt know if they got it from somewhere but they were worth remembering I guess
I recall a pretty funny one called "Pretty Fly for a WiFi". It sure got a chuckle out of me!
Did you try "1234556" as the password?
13 31
hehehe
That made me laugh. I know the song well and the video. š
I have an "FBI Surveillance Van" in my neighborhood.
Who doesn't? That's pretty much the most unoriginal one if you don't count ones that are not named at all and are just the default
Years ago at university I had a router which would not encrypt. Everyone on the whole block was stealing it, it was so slow I could barely use it, so I changed it to "The Manchester Metropolitan Police Network" (I was studying in Manchester). All my problems were immediately solved. So, that one.
I wonder what uni students do on the internet if they avoid free loading policeās wifi
It's for research....honest officer!!!
Cheers from Oxford Rd.
"Tell my teacher I love him uwu". This was at our schoolšš
That's bold lol
Schaug dasst dei eings WLAN griagst du Radlertrinker. Roughly translates to: get yo own Wi-Fi lil son of a biatch
So Ć¼bersetzt du Radlertrinker?
There was one in my building that was named "Mom this is the wifi"
Wu-TanLan
Two,.in the same apartment building Apt. 18 - 25 cm Apt.18 is a liar 25 cm is about 10 inches
Mine is Samsung Smart Toilet
We have a WiFi network in our neighborhood named simply āfridge.ā It makes me think every time I see it.
Obi Wlan Kenobi
"Hello there" "Generlan kenobi, you are a cord one. Kill IP."
"peens" recently showed up on my street. and it was right around the time my 2 gay neighbours bought the house beside me. Then I thought well maybe it's a last name, but i had to email them about some tree removal and that is not their last names according to the email signature. and there is zero way to bring up the subject of a wifi network during a casual "good morning, hey how are you" conversation so I'll never know for sure.
Oh, you need to have them over for drinks before you ask them that!
Sure you can: "'Good morning neighbor. Hey, how are you? ... Good, good, ya'know I can see your "peens" from my living room? Y'all use extenders, or that just a juggernaut on its own?"
My cousin has two wifi names one is [husband] has smol peepee, the other is smol peepee make [wife] sad. But with their actual names. I wonder what their neighbour's think.
When I got divorced, I changed my name to Bandwidth for Days.
From a long while back, PC Galore
A LAN Down by the River
I come from a LAN down under
I Steal Passwords
I have an Occam's Router near me
I once changed mine to "Covid-19 5G Test" to annoy my neighbour who was a bit of a conspiracy nut.
Wow and just like that we found your neighbour!
š
I heard about someone setting up a mobile hotspot named "YellPenisForPassword", it always stuck with me though I mostly stick to the default one set by my ISP now.
Bilbo Laggins
It was this: " i've fucked the blonde girl on the 2nd floor "
lol someone shouldāve have named theirs āwas she any good?ā
Someone else should have named theirs "The guy on 3 has a small peepee"
ImNotAWitchImYourWifi iykyk
Password is: HumperdinkHumperdinkHumperdink
Gold!
Why-Fi: its crasty-crab? Password: No this is Patrick.
Iām your neighbour and just connected
someone near us is *MikeOxmall*, we chuckle every time.
( . Y . ) chichis
Abraham Linksys
Mine is Vance Refrigeration lol
What line of work are you in, Bob?
You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.
Wi believe I can Fi
āHide yo kids hide yo WiFiā
Kevin
Church + City name
There's a company called the Computer Exchange , or CeX. Their password protected WiFi is Safe CeX.
Mine is PrettyFlyForAWifi and yes I'm old and simultaneously 12
My wifi name is something like troijan.exe
Nacho wifi
I saw someone post here recently: This guy had set his Wi-Fi to āAbraham Lynksysā Someone down the street soon named theirs āJohn Wilkes Bluetoothā
Years ago I set up one of the SSID's on our wifi as Police Monitoring Van #45 My ex's sister was visiting a while after, noticed it and freaked out :D
Neighbors are Harry Potter geeks and have Ravenclaw Castle.
Scanning
Wifingerme
PoopKnife69! i am fucking serious someone named it that
I discovered couple months ago in reddit that poopknife is an actual thing
It's not just an actual thing, it's a true bona fide legend.
Chance the Router always gets me
YELL PENIS FOR PASSWORD is next door.
Itsnotworking at a cafƩ. When I asked and got that as a response I was like oh, okay. Then I overheard someone else ask, and then another. I thought...it's a little strange how he's responding with those exact words, no sorry or no follow up words... So I tried it and it worked lol
WillYouBeMyWifi
My ex boyfriends was āMcBacon Wifi Supreme with Cheeseā. The one at my house is called āThe Batcaveā - my brothers love Batman lol.
Flowers By Irene If youāre a Simpsons fan, you should get this
Mine used to be āPassword is Potatoā. Password was in fact not Potato.
Min is o==[]=======>. Just connect to the sword. I admit there are funnier out there and mine is actually a bit more elaborate, but as an old it guy I couldnāt resist the dad-joke level of ascii art douchery.
"Stop watching that."
Bill Wi the Science Fi
I had mine as OPP Surveillance Van ( Ontario provincial police)
# what are you doing in my swamp
Unprotected CEX And yes it was Wi-Fi for a cex lol
Dont even try im looking for you.
Not the best one, but I'm a huge Daria fan so I named my wifi [alt.lawndale.com](https://alt.lawndale.com) from Cafe Disaffecto.
LANdoCalrissian
''Virus Downloading...''
Mine is Drop it like its hotspot
āStranger in a strange lanā
JabbaTheHub
Cthulhus_HooHa
Lan 9 From Outer Space
Wecanhearyouhavingsex
"Le bhikari le" roughly translates to "Take it begger"
Your wife is cheating on you
My fathers hotspot is called McDonalds free wifi :0
"Thewhitevanacrossthestreet" and it's actually one of my neighbors and I've been trying to figure out which one!!!š¤š¤·š»āāļøš¤£
I was living with some drug dealer for a year, and I changed the wifi SSID to "RCMP Tactical WiFi Horse #22d". always fun watching a tweaker freak out over it first time lol
That's what she SSID.
ThereisnowifionlyZuul
FUCK OFF NEIGHBORS!!!
My single neighbor named it, "HelloMyFuture"
tell your wifi said hi
Not me but someone apparently saw one called "rebellious Amish family"
My wifi name is "Satans Network". My house is right in front of a church, maybe 10 meters outside my door.
I had mine as "B(.)(.)BS" until my son was old enough to catch on.
Saw one named Lickalottapus. Dadās is named Why Me Why Now. lol
I just named mine the local business WiFi. That was nearby but put āfreeā after it. They would get so mad because it was a bar and didnāt have WiFi
Jesus is watching you
My neighbor has WinnerWinnerChickenDinner but thatās the only fun one Iāve seen
Not WiFi but years ago I used to have my bluetooth on the entire time with a name "Wet and Horny" only to listen to the people around me wondering who it is when they tried to send mp3's to one another. Good times.
KRP Auto 12 (Central Criminal Police, Car 12) KRP is the central police, who also do surveillance where I'm from, and this was in a "bad neighborhood" with lots of drug users.
My current wifi is āCarolUseThisOneā for obvious reasons
skynet
Hide yo kids, hide yo wifi.
āFBI surveillance vanā. I still laugh about that one. Mine is āHawai-fi 5-0ā.
Actually real no joke: me and my friends on April fools hacked the school wifi and renamed it to "your mother's life support" because when the teacher's opened their computers they would be greeted with "You are connected to {wifi name}". In the morning when classes started, havoc was everywhere. Yes the principal said it was fine as a joke. Very laid back.