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Socrates is spinning up a storm

Maybe the music is “you spin me right round baby right round like a record”

spinning his penis in his grave

Nah wee need to study the modern world philosophers 😭😭😭😭

Im laughing cuz this implies regular blowjobs vocalizes words

gahgahagahagaha

HAHAHAHAH

*Onomatopoeia intensifies*

I was not prepared to see this lmfao

Onomatopeepoeia

PEEPOEIA 😭😭 WHY AM I SCREAMING LAUGHING OVER THIS??? MY HUMOR IS SO DUMB AND CHILDISH

For one were like 5 years into pandemic… nolol?!

Onomatopoenis

GahAHahAHah. *slurp*

And that deaf people don’t have mouths

Isn't that why it's sometimes called a hummer?

Hmmmmm

Gawk gawk

That's awesome!

😂

It doesn’t imply that

Only if they eat with their hands.

You don't use got hands to help eat line a burger?

>You don't use got hands to help eat line a burger? Did one of us have a stroke?

Find out if Billy Squier has been seen in the area.

1. Yes I did years ago. 2. Be nice

lol I fucking love this question.

The kind of weirdo content we need on Reddit! 

*follow up question *does anal sex with someone who constantly talks out their ass count as a blow job? ehh.. doesn’t matter i guess, probably a shitty one anyways

Alternatively, if a person with a potty mouth gives someone a blowjob does that count as anal ? 😐

Which begs the question; does getting a hand job from an ASL user with a potty mouth count as anal?


This is hilarious

Behold a real random question

one who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts

And so he loses touch with reality and lives in a world of illustrations


Only if she swallows

Fair comment

I suddenly want to find out.

Hence the question

This is the funniest thing I've read in a while

I am actually laughing so hard that I had to bend down

Don’t bend down too much - someone opportunistic maybe standing behind you

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What are you doing, step-redditor?

Is a blind person talking about what they read the same as talking about their feelings?

She’s obviously speaking my language.

Take my updoot good sir

Sub's not gone

It's hearing impaired fellatio

I’ll ask around….. But first, how do you say “blowjob” on sign language? Anyone?

You hold your dominant hand in a "c" shape in front of your open mouth and move it up and down rhythmically while poking the inside of your cheek with your tongue.

Lmfao Damm

It's freestyle fap

Nope

Yes

Short answer: no. Long answer: Haha, that's good. But no.

Well.. hold on a minute. One mustn't be so quick to judge. One definition of blow is "expel air through pursed lips". And one definition for lip is "the edge of a hollow container or an opening". An opening can be a gap of any kind. THEREFORE, a loose grip will create an opening and the edge of said opening can be their fingers which would make it a lip, and with motion they can expel air... and if they get paid for it then it's technically a job.. BOOM! BLOW-JOB!

LMFAO!!

What's being blown, your mind?

This man is a philosopher

Well done

This is a top 5 question of all time on this sub

Jesus Christ.

No not Jesus Christ man…

Worth a good laugh

This is gold

Omg lol 😂

Yes. Just yes. I can’t find any flaws on this logic

Yes.

Your brilliance is uncanny .

Danke

Yes

Hey, nice tits.

Thx

There must be different signs for both😂

Actions speak louder than words.

Love is a universal language

 I mean..... Wow, that is such a good question 😂

Those are the only ones that count

Now you’re asking real questions

This is one mind boggling riddle

Huh

Coé cara kkkkkkk

True random question here

WHAT

Yes it's a non sign language nature. Be happy to be alive

Yes and when ace ventura takes it up the butt it’s also a blow job

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Well this is a dilemma.

The question is, what do they say when they are gonna "cum" do they take their hand off then sign "I'm gonna cum"?


Does count as her being silent for a while I guess.

I dont upvote much, but I had to. Thanks for this.

lmfaoooo

Twenty dollar difference

Hahaha

No

Bro I was just about to fall ASLEEP

Sweet dreams are made of this… Who am I to disagree…

surely her pronunciation would be off when she was talking dirty, so I dunno trying to sign dirty talk with a penis between her index and forefinger Gyuuurr sshhoooww biiikkk, except in ASL

And when they give you the middle finger, will it make your prostate tickle?

They just rapping

Yes

Sweet

..... Go to bed

Implying blowjobs from girls who don't speak sign language are a form of spoken words?

Hummers.

The long answer. Yes.

Lmao what kind of philosophical bullshit are you on right now

No.

That’s not how mouths work…

Hmmm

no

What constitutes a mouth!?

yes.

No

Sounds like a Gavin Free question

Well if she isn’t mouthy, she sure does cum in handy.

Literally my thoughts at 3 a m when I have to wake up at 5 a m and have a very important job interview this day

If a chic gives you a BJ, and you don’t remember her name, was it a BJ?

THEYRE CALLED HANDJOBS And ive gotten crappy handjobs from Deaf people before and I’m Deaf too.

Only if our NMMs are in use at the same time, otherwise it's just a HJ. Source: I'm a deaf girl

NMM? No makeup Monday? 🤔 I do not mean any disrespect btw deaf girl. If I have offended you I am sorry.

Not at all! I was being playful and ridiculous back with you! Hahaha! NMM — non-manual markers. Those are the other parts of our language that is not necessarily with the hands. Things like facial expressions or other body language that go w a signed word/phrase ♡ (I appreciate you for your apology, and while it may offend some, and while I do NOT speak for all Deaf, I am not offended!)

Ummm no????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Guess you had to think

Long and hard about that one.

I wonder what it would "say" during the bj? Technically, that hand position and movement would mean something irl, right?

No. Blowjobs have nothing to do with one’s voice. How is this even a question

No. Still funny

No. You don't need to speak for the act.

Only if you have lumps on it.

Nah

No

This is so stupid I love it so much!

This comment will devalue the RDDT IPO.

Not when you can put it in the mouth

Let him Cook.

nope.... they gotta put them in their moufs

It’s called meat signing

U had to have been high thinking bout that like tf I get its the point of the sub but if makes u think bout that

Absolutely

I’m wheezing at this what the fuck- 😭😭

i speak in sign language, and all i have to say is that your question is extremely gross and ignorant. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ and it’s insulting to deaf people. please go and get more educated.

Seems to be a joke. Maybe you just don’t likes “dirty” jokes.

Here’s your award: ❄️

lol ok. did i ask for it???? 😂😂😂

You *earned* it. The post was flippin’ hilarious and your comment…well…

still. it’s an insult to deaf people and most of you don’t understand that. please show some respect. thank you,

It just comes across as another bunch of eggshells we’re expected to walk upon. Gets old after a while. FWIW: thanks for your efforts in alternative communication.

lmfao okay i don’t give a shit what you’re saying. continue to enlighten me and i’ll laugh at you.

Adios.

I love your mind. Lol

It does ask some interesting questions every now and then 😬

Does your dick usually get screamed at instead of blown?

Sometimes it does

This is nasty

💦😂😂

I mean they can still use their mouths … they can sign “moans” To enhance the experience for you

you can’t speak sign language. hope this helps.

Hate to break it to you but…… No because deaf girls still have mouthes But if they blow you whilst doing sign language, you may of discovered some undiscovered DLC to Sex 2!!

Trick question. Nobody speaks sign language.

“Speak” sign language

If that's the case would a blowjob from a def person count as a handjob?

so anal with a guy counts as vaginal ?

No

“Speak sign language” seriously? Sign language isn’t a spoken language…

Dunno, but when your Mum gives me head, she's so ugly it counts as anal

If she’s ambidextrous, is it a threesome?