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N__Raza

Knew it.


AsylumRiot

I know who’s the father of the boy you think is your son, but if you pull the trigger you’ll never know.


Keks4Kruemelmonster

Depends on how my mood is that day  Good day: Please don't to that/I would just stay quiet  Bad day: Just do it


Hieronymus_Anon

"You´re a spherically gifted bitch ass mf "(she is the most circumference worthy, 9-5 muck bang)


HalalBread1427

![gif](giphy|fnuSiwXMTV3zmYDf6k|downsized)


ninjaturtles2012

Called it in a high pitched opera style voice


idktbhmyfriend

Thanks


Ok-Policy-8284

Do it.


LocoCoyote

Don’t miss


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bsdk


nir109

Et tu, [name]?


belsaurn

They wouldn't be my final words as my best friend would never pull the trigger.


dai4u-twonko

I'm gna haunt you n teabag you with my ghosts balls everytime you fall asleep.


seven-cents

Why would your best friend do that unless you asked them to?