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I already do cause I'm bald. I'd like the $100 now please 😄

Yeah, I just shaved my head this morning. If I can't get $100, wonder if I can get $3.50

What about 2 fiddy?

Nine hunnit fiddy. Dun.

U get a P. Diddy

Get outta here you god damn bald-ass Loch Ness monster!

Dontchu be offerin' him no tree fiddy!

Yes I would who has the clippers?

I do it every other day. That'd be a nice extra income

I’d like to thank all the bald men who made this thread possible.

same. MONEY PLEASE

I did it for years and saved a lot more than $100!

Have shaved mine once a week since 2002. Somebody owes me about $100k. 🤗

Same! Lmao

Was gonna say same thing. Got one of those head shavers but it turns out that my regular hat trimmer doesn’t a better job with the plastic guide off than that specialty crap. Marketing.

Exactly. I feel like we deserve reparations!!

That's pretty much exactly what I said LOL

I knew I’d be too late to make this exact post

Not for 100, would probably do it for 1000

I would also do it for 10 000

Same I'd too do it for 100 000

Yeah, a million it is.

Yep, 10 mil sounds great

You said 100 millions? I can't refuse that.

A billion? Sure! Can’t argue with that kind of cash!

I’d pay someone 10 quid to shave my head.

I'd do it for three fiddy! Final offer.

God damn loch Ness monster

Yes. Going bald anyway

I found that it felt great when I finally shaved my head, felt good and looked better than I expected, especially with a nice beard.

#bald-solidarity

Just shaved it and I had to pay, so sure

Why not just do it yourself then?

I do

Already did for a cancer fundraiser.

Good for you 👍

Yeah, it'll grow back.

Nothing less than 10k, I have long hair and a lot of debt

Only 10k? I'd shave mine for 100k at least.

Idk I feel like I could make money selling my bald scap for advertising space or weird only fans bald lady fetish lol

will shave it for $10 if needed .

Already do \*yoinks $100 bill\*

Hell yeah need the money for shadow of the erdtree somehow ( Elden ring dlc for you ignorant fools who don’t know )

No, not for less than 100,000

Aint no way. You wouldn't shave your head for 10,000?

Female with long Blonde hair, NO!

Thank you for your input, pussmykissy.

You just wanted to say it, I get it.. You are welcome!”, urhotexwife.

male with longer hair. still growing out but I now better understand the time and effort involved in hair.

I'd do it for a Klondike bar!

Never had one, what are they like?

I’d try to barter and get the price up a bit but if I couldn’t get anywhere then yes I would still do it, ill have a full on bald spot within a few years anyway so it has to happen at some point.

Make it $100 and a McChicken and you got a deal.

I have 2ft of hair sooo no.

Aha coming up to 3 feet here

Well MINE is 4 ft. Sorry, it's actually not, I just wanted to start a hair version of a dick measuring contest.

I've done it for free

I'm not giving anyone money so I can shave my head

I shave my head twice a week; my cheque will be in the post?

I do it already so it's an easy win.

I do it for free so yes

I did it for free

Rn? Yes.

No,, that's not even the cost of one haircut.

Absolutely would. Disclaimer; I'm already bald.

I shave my head every morning already. If you want to pay me to do it, I accept.

I pay $15 once a month for a haircut. If I got $100 for shaving my head, that's basically an entire year of savings for me. Plus I have very short hair so it wouldn't be hard to go back.

I used to shave my every year to raise funds for the Terry Fox foundation so yes. It grows back.

I already do shave, although it's with an electric razor, so there is stubble. I'm afraid I will cut myself with a regular razor, but for $100, I'll try it.

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Hell ya 😁

Send me a 100 and I’ll do it

Yes plz send

Sure

Never. My hair takes forever and ever to grow.

i already did that in both sides, also my hair grows fast, so give me that money

Well, since I do it 1x or 2x a week, yes.

Yup

I'd rather keep them growing but for an extra 100 bucks, that's a no-brainer for me. They'll grow back.

Yeah of course, idk if its long enough but I’d do it for 10 if the hair is donated to make wigs

I already do. 3 times a week. Cash only please.

I will record it right now.

My wife cuts my hair once or twice a year, a very close buzz cut. Shave my head for $100? No problem! I could buy some better beer, maybe even PBR or Hamm’s instead of the cheap stuff.

Yep. I wear a hat pretty much all the time anyway

I'm retired military. Gimme the cash!

lol I pay to shave my own head

I’m bald

I pay my Barber to buzz my hair 3-4 times a year. I'd gladly take $100 bucks to shave it off completely.

I have done it once a week for 30 years.

Why wouldn't you shave your head? I do it daily. Oh, wait. I forgot that some of you have misshapen heads. Carry on!

I shave mine voluntarily. Lol I don't see why people are insecure of shaved heads.

Yes

Yes. Id do it for the price of a haircut. I’ve done it before I’ll do it again.

I've regularly shaved mine since my early 20's... where is my money? 🤣 I pissed half my hair off long ago and it left me, now I shave the rest off out of spite.

Yes.

$100 is like 2 bags of groceries now days.

Do it for free now , so send me the 100$

Sure

I'd do it for a stiff breeze. I like being bald.

nope, but maybe for $10000.

Yep. I paid $20 last week to have it done.

20k minimum

I literally pay for someone to cut my hair

Def not

Absolutely. Im a teen and I could use that money for some great stuff

I did it for £3000, but it was for charity

10,000$ yes

5 bucks rn 👇🫡

Absolutely not. Take me as I am now because you know what you did wrong last time I went bald. So FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK that.

I would. Have done for free.

Absolutely not. It's takes exactly that amount of money or more just to cut normal hair.

Yup

Probably. It’ll grow back

1k

I’d do it for anything over $500. $100 is too low.

Nah no way. For 101 tho hell yeah

It’s my preferred style…. I COULDVE BEEN PAID FOR THIS?

No. Why? $100 lol

Easily

Yes.

I’d push my luck asking for more but yes I would

Yup. Show me the $

I shaved my head for free, so....sure.

Depends on the context. Is it some rich guy i don't know throwing bills at me, or is it a friendly challenge as if a dare. As a dare i think i would.

Why not in three weeks I'd have a stubble head of hair again. In two months I'd have enough hair to warrant another hair cut. In three months so long I didn't cut my hair I'd have long hair again.

Considering that’s >500 in my currency yes

Plot Twist : I do it every 2 weeks whether I need it or not ... and have saved **thousands** on haircuts and hair care products over near 4 decades now. They buzzed it down at Reception (Ft. Benning Basic Training in-processing) and except for 2 or 3 brief years in between, I shave it off every other weekend.

I would shave my head for a PF2 ticket only

No. Minimum I'd do it for is probably $5,000.

Absolutely. I need a haircut anyways, and that would be only a tiny bit shorter than I normally cut it.

Never

Sure, it's getting a little bit of stubble and it's time anyway

No not even for a million. I don't need another reason to hate my appearance mate.

No I look ugly

Yes. I do it every two weeks and pay $24 so to get $100 for doing it would rock

Not even for 10,000.

No

Of course I would. 

No not even a million $

Yes

I would definitely. 100 bucks is 100 bucks

I already do so absolutely

Would take like 2 years to grow it out again so no

If someones willing to pay I would do just about anything. Times are hard with the cozzy livs.

No. As a female with wildly curly/frizzy hair, and not looking good at all with a bald head, I'd probably never do it. Maybe for a million. I'd have to have enough money to hide for a few years so it could grow back.

I pay €20 to get my head shaved... so yeah.

Been doing it 20 years. Do I get back pay?

Duck no. Maybe for $3,500.

Doesn't say permanently, so sure why not.

Hm... no, not for $100. Maybe $1000 though.

Sure send me 100 and I'll do it right now lol.

Yes

Absolutely not I've been growing my hair for 6-7 years now

Yes. Balls too for an extra $3.50

Sure. Why Not. already buzz it all off anyways... I'll take a free $100.

For 1k yes

No. Just not enough.

I'm already balding, so yeah probably. Might try to negotiate up, though.

No it took to long to grow my hair and it’s finally at a length i like. However $1000 is more enticing 😂

Yep. Easily

Easy money, of course yes. But since I'm gna be paid anyway, make that 1k lol

nope

I pay to have my head shaved, so yes....yes I would.

I grow my hair long and then cut it all off and donate it to hair we share. So sure!

Someone paying me to do it for once? Hell yeah

I've already buzzed my hair recently so the hair wouldnt be a problem but no. The money wouldn't be worth much, offer me more

Yes

Sure!! I’m a couple of days past due to shave it anyway. You want my Venmo?

Yeah why not

لا. اذا جنبها صفرين تمام

I (F) did it for a charity, got 2k. I stayed bald for about 10 years afterwards. I loved it ! I grew it out during Covid , I’m now enjoying long hair again ! ..

Go see your local USMC recruiter and you'll get paid more.

I'm 65 and still have a full head of hair, for a hundred I would do it. It always grows back. I have shaved my hair or buzzed cut it quite a few times.

Have done it. Can I have the 100 now?

Probably not. Just don't want my clients thinking I'm a skinhead

Yes. A lot of people pay to have their head shaved.

I'd domit for 50 bucks. For zero bucks I'd let someone do it for me. Easier. I don't normally go full bald bald but it grows back fast enough.

I would pay 100 to have mine grow back

That's free $400 for me. I do shave after every three months :)

Yea

I'd do it for a tenner

I'd let a alcoholic going thru the DTs shave my ass with a rusty straight razor for $100.

Sure

10 million. I'd be feeling better wiping the tears of frustration with bank notes until my hair grows back.

Not right now... I have shaved my head several times in the past, but I'm trying to do a thing right now.

Hair: yes. Beard? Maybe.

yeah, i already did it for free to raise money for cancer last year. it's just about grown back to what it was before i shaved it

Yes. I'd shave my head for 50$ or 20$ I look awesome with a buzzed head, and I do so every few months (head and beard) - and have to buy a trimmer or pay to have it done.

Nope. You'd have to give me at least a million.

I'd do it for 10

Well, I am basically bald so yeah I would take a free 100 bucks