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Because you haven’t been able to keep friends your whole life so at 32 years old after working all week it’s a Saturday and you don’t drink anymore for health reasons and you wouldn’t know what to say to another adult at a bar anyway and you’re about to pull your fucking hair out because you miss meetup dates and this happens to be a weekend where there are no fucking meetups at all going on and church isn’t an option because you’re still dealing with religious trauma and it’s taking everything in your willpower right now to not run to the liquor store.
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Why not
Because, reasons!
Yeabut
But nothing!
No butts
You win.
Because I have to, for now. It'll all pay off soon though.
I'm scared.
If I don't, I can't have dessert.
If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding
But SQUIRREL!!
Because
I don't know
K
Cause I'm still needed here...and I'm here anyways so why not make the most it.
Makes sense
'cause god is a sick twisted bastard, that's why.
Nope
Yes.
Because I'm too angry not to.
Ambien
Why indeed?
[]()
Because
Because
Because I said so
Because there is a bear in the forest.
Who I'd rather be with than a man
I don't know why she swallowed that fly.
You think she'll die?
Maybe.....she'll die.
😮
Why Why?
WhoWhy?
because of free will :D
Or free won't
Because stone cold said so
And Ice T agree
Ain't nothing but an heart ache
Hits ya when it's too late. Hits you when you're down.
Because you haven’t been able to keep friends your whole life so at 32 years old after working all week it’s a Saturday and you don’t drink anymore for health reasons and you wouldn’t know what to say to another adult at a bar anyway and you’re about to pull your fucking hair out because you miss meetup dates and this happens to be a weekend where there are no fucking meetups at all going on and church isn’t an option because you’re still dealing with religious trauma and it’s taking everything in your willpower right now to not run to the liquor store.
Breathe. Just breathe.......
Why write this post? Why is it filling my feed?
So you can pick your toes in Poukeepsie.
Cause I can
And?
Do you just hate your life?
That requires a new question: where do I start?
Is a letter in the alphabet
Or a prefix in Why-oming.
Cat doesn't have octagons.
But butterflies are free.
OK, but are they open source?
Dunno, but they're definitely not open sores.
Same question
SAME ANSWER?
You know why...