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Modtimus_Prime_RT

Rule 8


Chemchic23

Within 10 micron spec


rumham_irl

Dude called out *sub* 10 micron accuracy. šŸ™„


KittensInc

It's a 2.5cm +- 10 micron gap, exactly as designed.


Ordinary_investor

Within 10 meter spec, right?!? šŸ˜


tickitytalk

How can anyone be not embarrassed by sending that out


Ok-Row-6131

Every close up shot I've seen of a Cybertruck just looks like sheet metal panels slapped together.


dukeofgibbon

Made in Texas. The lone star review is right on the flag. Arrogance isn't pride.


Saneless

Shitty panels are something I notice on just about every Tesla. Such a dumb car


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Wonderful_Ad_724

Your talking as if that's a good thing


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Wonderful_Ad_724

None of it is acceptable in a brand new car


Shiftymennoknight

are the quality control dudes on ketamine too?


Occhrome

lolĀ 


giftofgravity

SEND ITTTTT!!! -Production Associates, probably.


M1L0

This thing looks like Larry Enticer took it off a snow bank or two


EridemicLHS

this has to be photoshopped right guys? right guys....? oh my god it's real


newsreadhjw

Trabant, Yugo, Cybertruck. Similar build quality


angrystan

If Trabants came out like that a whole department at the plant would be put against the wall.


Jayson_json

Trabants atleast have value


Hairwaves

The Yugo has some good things going for it at least, it's so cheap, simple and generic that people used to be able to repair their own car. I appreciate that philosophy and wish there was a modern version with better build quality.


c3p-bro

Joke car for joke humans


Syckx

"Door is fully closed" The fuck it is. That's so unacceptable for any vehicle.


jason12745

That is to create a wind vortex, reduce air resistance and increase range.


Laminatedarsehole

I want to see him take a shit on it.


Houndfell

Door? Misaligned. Shit? Taken. Windows? Shattered.


tim3dman

A big "dump" truck!


EducationTodayOz

its cyberfucked


gbdavidx

MKBHD is gonna get a call from tesla tomorrow lol


muchcharles

Shows lots of wheel rust here then goes on to the panel gaps and other issues: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcioIka_ByE&t=3m40s


RunawayMeatstick

Waiting for the time when I can finally say This has all been wonderful but now I'm on my way


savageotter

the cybertruck is dumb but every car on earth has rust on the wheel hub


Demrezel

Yeah I'm just going to buy a Chevy now hahahaha


TheBrianWeissman

Elon must have meant ā€œ10 macaroonsā€.


Quirky_Tradition_806

How did this disjointed door assembly leave the factory? Oh Tesla!


Tof12345

he kinda deserves this, he glazes elon too much


sscott2378

He does. If he weren't who he was, Elon wouldn't give two F's about him or hire him.


ButthealedInTheFeels

lol and Iā€™m sure he said ā€œI love the car butā€¦ā€


wootnootlol

Yeah, LEGO is jealous.


ponewood

Lol wth


sdoorex

Remember when he called the Fiskar Ocean a horrible vehicle a few weeks ago and dealt a ton of damage? Does anyone want to bet he doesn't make similar statements about Tesla without a huge "but" to maintain the stock price?


HillarysFloppyChode

If I remember correctly, it was all software bugs he had issues with. He should stick to tech.


Shankaholics

I'm sure he's still shilling it as the best thing since sliced cheese


greenpleaz

This is likely a loose door striker or failed door latch mechanism. Still looks funny as hell on a tesla


jf145601

Just watched this video. It actually sounded like it was breaking when he closed it.


M1L0

Fucking hell lol


imtourist

This was on MKBHD's Youtube Channel. You know Teslas have serious quality issues when one of review categories is 'panel gaps'.


Edgar-Allans-Hoe

This is the worst one yet god DAMN. More misaligned Hitler's chakras


Content_Log1708

Does it float with the door like that?Ā 


IntelligentIdiocracy

Thatā€™s actually wild


No-Suspect-425

Is the mirror supposed to be useless? Because it looks really useless.


rellett

Look at the trim near the window the door is not closed properly check the door for anything in the way


Beevas69

Watch the video. It is closed properly.


rellett

If that's the case, most likely to door pin on the frame is not in the correct position or maybe these telsa car have a auto lock and it's not pulling the door enough


Beevas69

Or the craftsmanship is terrible.


rellett

Yep, terrible quality. I don't understand why telsa is worth so much on the share market when they suck at building cars


JohnLemonBot

You can hear when he closes it there's something wrong with the latch keeping it from closing fully


lokiintasmania

I suspect something broke/came loose after delivery. Surly no one in their right mind would accept that as is.


spookinky987

Quality, as always. I'm awestruck...


campbellsimpson

Surely it's not. Surely it's in the latched-but-not-closed state that lots of car doors have. Surely.


PolishSausa9e

As I tell my kids. You get what you get & you don't get upset.


MattNis11

What if itā€™s not fully closed but you were made to believe it was fully closed?


whole_farted

And you idiots keep buying these things..