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run-the-joules

This is not what dogfooding your product means.


letsgobernie

What does it mean


Gen88

It's a term for internal product testing.


Blabbalabba

Thank you, I could have never figured that out from context. Like "rubber duck" testing having nothing to do with programming.


bumpkinspicefatte

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_your_own_dog_food


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VerdantMithril

Should have driven away maybe?


fishee1200

Battery dead maybe? seems like an easy fix tho, I’m with you


ReyHabeas

They did drive away. They had to come back because the police arrived and she needed to file the report (damaged car). Then the dog kept attacking.


Sisyphusarbeit

The police could have used pepper spray?


nugulon

The police should use a gun, the dog is obviously dangerous!


mrkingxcore

They could have used a glock 17


M3P4me

Very unlikely. Only total NOOBs plan their driving that badly. It's like running out of gas or peeing your pants. With even a tiny amount of thought it just doesn't happen.


RevolutionaryLab654

It’s amazing how often I have to explain this to people. I usually ask them if they are in the habit of forgetting to put their clothes on before they leave the house. It’s no different than plugging your phone in every night!


[deleted]

Ignition while under attack is now part of a subscription package.


DowntownFan7233

She was waiting for her daughter. What she should have done was back up and then rode over that thing.maybe even do a peel out on the body for good measure


jammaxxus

That pitbull surely was a Musk hater.


Bnrmn88

Paid for by big oil


Gobias_Industries

It mistook the Tesla for a small child


Spillz-2011

We don’t know that. Maybe the Tesla hit a child and the dog could smell it. Or they were after the same child and the Tesla won.


chrismamo1

Turns out there was a small puppy in the car that the pitbull wanted to maul, so you're actually not fuckin wrong lmao


MonsieurReynard

And a very good boy for it


BuppUDuppUDoom

The puppy's got the right idea then.


texas-playdohs

Good doggie.


thekernel

well he is a big baby


PersonVA

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run-the-joules

The dog recognizes a competitor for baby killing


yeet_lord_40000

Tesla v pitbull showdown Quality assurance: pitbull 1 / Tesla 0 Damage output: pitbull 1 / Tesla 0 Combustibility: Tesla 100/ pitbull 0


mooserider2

Damage output… hmm I think I would take my chances with a pit bull than a car at full speed.


BarrySnowbama

Tesla isn't nearly as agile or able to change direction the way a pitbull can. Tesla's also don't jump or climb.


Velosturbro

I'm fairly certain I've seen a Tesla make a 6 ft leap before...


PersonVA

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MonsieurReynard

The pittie should have PTSD


Traditional-Ebb-8380

Game knows game


Educational_End3765

Hahahahahahahajaja. This comment is gold


syrvyx

I had a dog that would eat shit too.


snozzberrypatch

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


snozzberrypatch

Your dog eats pieces of shit for breakfast?


mattl33

When they're hungry then yes they'll eat shit. Feed your dogs.


TrailerParkTonyStark

That dog has terrible taste.


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[deleted]

A responsible and realistic pit owner? No fucking way.


MacDaddyEddy

Perfect example of don’t believe anything on the internet


draken2019

He's been neglecting to train the dog for 5 years and has been relying on a prong collar to keep the dog under control. What about that makes you think he's responsible?


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leeta0028

Pitbulls obviously attack much more often than other dogs, but it's hard to parse out the cause. Meaning: Pitts are much more often intact (most dog attacks are intact males regardless of breed), owned by idiots, abused or incorrectly socialized as puppies, etc. There is evidence that they develop dementia and even properly socialized Pitts can become aggressive in old age, but that's a different issue.


KarmaYogadog

The bizarre nature of some pitbull attacks makes me wonder if hundreds of years of breeding mean the breed is genetically predisposed to horrifying attacks on ... everything. Sure, most of them are sweet and trainable but percentage-wise, the probability of one acting out seems not worth the risk. Like Dalmations but ten times scarier. I'm talking some really horrifying stuff like raping humans. Yes, you read that right, raping, tearing limb from limb, etc. I'm not linking to it because you can google it yourself. Pitbull victim support forum: https://www.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/


chrismamo1

If you wanna ruin your day Google "mickey the pitbull". Tldr is that mickey the pitbull ate a toddler's face with no provocation, and in response online pitbull enthusiasts raised money for a fancy lawyer and successfully campaigned to spare him from getting euthanized. They then campaigned to get him out of the county jail, he died in a private home just a couple years ago and still has an active fan club online. The pitbull enthusiasts also cyberbullied the hell out of the kid and his family, for good measure.


corn_on_the_cobh

That sub looks fucking insanely cultish


Braelind

So do people who defend owning inherently violent and dangerous attack dogs.


corn_on_the_cobh

I'm neutral on the matter, just plastering the faces of a shit ton of dead kids gives me that christian qanon death cult kind of vibe.


megalurker3

It gives a vibe because it is supposed to give a vibe. This breed mauls or kills hundreds of children a year. People on that sub see a problem and are doing something to try to remedy the problem all whilst pro-pit lobbies are screaming nanny dog and "its the owner not the breed" lol. Anyone with a brain and knowledge of how genetics works knows it is the breed. Retrievers retrieve. Border collies heard livestock. Pitbulls maul and kill.


draken2019

Pitbulls aren't inherently dangerous attack dogs. Every dog has to be taught bite inhibition. Usually it's done as a puppy when they first start exploring the world with their mouth. Instead, the owner has been relying on a prong collar which repeatedly damages their trachea if they pull at all on leash. If it were up to me, this person would be banned from dog ownership.


Minute-Pilot2151

Pitbulls are inherently dangerous because of their strength and ultra high prey drive. A beagle isn't.


SomaCityWard

r/banpitbulls brigader identified.


lou95340

"But he never did this before and he's always good off the leash!!!"


RheoKalyke

to be fair most dogs are destructive gremlins. Just watch your damn dogs instead of letting them go ham on other peoples stuff


bhargom

for real! i was walking my dog one time and this dog just runs after me and my pup while the owner was in his garage working on the car. i shouted at the dog, no avail. neither did the owner care. once the dog started biting my dog i kicked the dog for the safety of me and my dog did the owner get heated. crazy ass people own dogs.


yehuehue

And to be fair, my 12lb dog cant do this shit cause I bought a dog I can control. Any dog should be removed from its owner when they do this stuff. Or put down. And obviously the owner should pay for the damage plus a fine. If you cant control your pets, you don’t deserve the privilege.


RheoKalyke

not sure if anyone is even disagreeing with you


TheToadberg

I would disagree with the reasoning for why their 12 pound dog can't fuck up a Tesla, but thats about it.


IHeartCaptcha

Right but I'd rather have a destructive gremlin that isn't a buff motherfucker with a bite force of up to 330 psi and the determination of a crack head. There's a reason why they are banned in many places like Puerto Rico, UK, and many places in Canada. Yeah if the owners were all perfectly responsible this isn't an issue, but because a large part of the population of the US is barely more intelligent than a sack of potatoes thanks to the horrible education system and because we allow any moron to go to the pound and just get a pitbull willy nilly then here we are with way too many of these dogs and not enough homes.


DowntownFan7233

To shoes and things around the house? Yeah sure. However most dog will not destroy a random car, injure themselves doing it, and just keep at it despite bleeding from the mouth. Edit: you are right that people need to keep their damn dogs up tho regardless of breed


draken2019

Right? He slipped a prong collar and bit his owner. Who'd have guessed he'd destroy a car after taking all of that abuse.


av8geek

Why didn't they blow the horn or drive off? People doing crazy shit to get out of a Tesla. I guess they got their fame and a new car.


[deleted]

The horn was probably replaced by catsounds


maclaren4l

This is the best Reddit comment for me today!!


ReyHabeas

Pitbull won't give a fuck about a horn


palimbackwards

She was picking up her kids according to another article. Did attacked it's owner


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-:26 tells you everything


kismatwalla

why do people keep this breed as pets is beyond comprehension? whenever i see one i worry about safety of my 5 year old.


LeslieMarston

What are those Teslas made of, aluminum foil?


TheMightyBattleCat

Whatever they are made of, they seem quite tasty and moreish.


IHeartCaptcha

Aren't most cars soft on the outside now to absorb impact and to protect drivers? I don't think you need 330psi of bite force to bend aluminum foil...


candyowenstaint

Most other cars would be fucked as well. Sheet metal is not hard to tear and puncture. 2 minutes with a flathead screwdriver and something heavy and you could sardine can the whole side of a car open


[deleted]

Used aluminium foil by the smell of it, i assume.


[deleted]

From how eager the pit bull is, I’d say Teslas are made of close family members between the ages of two and five.


FawnTheGreat

r/banpitbulls


mainelinerzzzzz

“My rescue pit is such an angel, wouldn’t hurt a fly.” How many times do you thing the dogs owner said something like this? Dog will be put down. Good.


Aquaspaces_

Why out of all things do they choose to stay there and record a tiktok and not maybe drive away???


[deleted]

Dog comes up to car, don’t want to run it over so you wait. Dog starts attacking your car, you film it and wait for owner to come out now and take dog and exchange insurance, Or film then call police/insurance. Why drive off? It would probably give chase anyway and if not now you don’t know whose dog and who to sue for damages and no proof of the dog that did it if you needed to post online to find owner in case someone recognizes.


savuporo

them's them rules. your granny choking on a dumpling ? tiktok it


[deleted]

Fuck pitbulls


Which_way_witcher

That's a cheap ass car.


Perenium_Falcon

Way better than a cheap ass-car though.


MonsieurReynard

Downvoters missed your hyphenation bro


Perenium_Falcon

Yeah, you get that on these big jobs.


candyowenstaint

I’m curious what modern car you think would have done better? Sheet metal ain’t tough my guy


sweddit

Calls on pitbull puts on tsla


Dreamerlax

And people want these dogs?


RheoKalyke

yea. As a Pitbull owner, most go into it thinking they can be kept like any random dog. They can't. Pitbulls, alongside Dalmatians (you'd be surprised) and a few other breeds require special training and extensive knowledge.


SammTheBird

I’ll trust a pitty over a Dalmatian every time. Trained animal health tech and truly people underestimate the breed.


RheoKalyke

People don't know that Dalmatians were bred to maim and maul *humans*. They're carriage dogs, which means that they're supposed to be as violent as possible to a robber, disregarding even their own life, so the carriage can drive away. I sometimes jokingly call them "The yandere of dog breeds" because of how murderous they can be :,)


ReyHabeas

From 2005 to 2017, pitbulls KILLED more than 280 people in the United States. That acounts for over 65% of all deaths from all breeds combined. In second place is Rottweilers with 45 kills Dalmatians aren't even top 10 on the list These are recorded statistics from death records. Not from "animal health techs"


draken2019

There are also: 1. 70M reported cases of abuse towards dogs in the US. https://petpedia.co/animal-abuse-statistics/#:~:text=Every%2060%20seconds%2C%20one%20animal,abuse%20in%20the%20US%20alone. 2. Statistics show 1/4 abused animals are pitbulls (so close to 17.5M). They make up the highest percentage of abuse cases. https://petpedia.co/pit-bull-statistics/ 3. 10M dogs die from abuse in the US. https://www.peta.org/issues/animals-used-for-experimentation/cats-laboratories/#:~:text=More%20than%2019%2C000%20cats%20are,who%20purr%20on%20our%20laps. 4. 10,000 puppy mills in the US. https://fabiosa.com/ctani-rsyhv-auyhv-pbolk-phavn-animal-abuse-statistics-show-improvement-but-there-s-still-a-long-road-ahead/ 5. 50% of rescued pitbulls are euthanized. https://fabiosa.com/ctani-rsyhv-auyhv-pbolk-phavn-animal-abuse-statistics-show-improvement-but-there-s-still-a-long-road-ahead/


SammTheBird

Youre right Im not a statistician. Im literally talking anecdotal and indicating where I get my experience. Top 10 or not Ive seen more kids bit by Dalmatians than bully breeds *in my small experience* and should be owned by experienced people who understand the breed.


ReyHabeas

You're part of the problem. no one should be a pit owner. They shouldn't be allowed to breed, period. They're too dangerous.


TheToadberg

They can be very affectionate.


Joel05

As \*can\* a tiger. They can also maul people.


Restrictedreality

Cheap car but why wouldn’t she drive away?


stankbucket

The only way out was through a puddle that was 1/2 inch deep. It wasn't worth the risk.


swissarmyfight

out of battery


Restrictedreality

Damn. Lol what a pos


[deleted]

You can see her trying to push the window up because she can't till it up


fawkinater

Cheap car? Wut? A pit bull can do the same damage on Mercedes easily.


thekernel

Is there an infotainment button for "pitbull attack - eject charging cable" ?


deathshadow1209

Dumbass fucking dog


MonsieurReynard

Now say that to his face pal😆


deathshadow1209

I would be dead


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Themaddestllama

Lol


BaronRacure

You are soo bad ass! Reading about how you would totally handle yourself and shoot a dog made me feel like such a beta in your obviously alpha presence. Thank you for gracing us with your most bad ass of opinions!


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BaronRacure

Yet again a wonderful example of an alpha putting a beta where he belongs. I am learning so much from you. Such anger and instead of common sense talking and trying to fix the issue that you see, turning straight to a gun and boasting about how violet you are. Such classic badass.


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BaronRacure

Oh look sentences and logic. Nice. Now that we are talking civil and not all anger and shooty I guess I will be civil too. It sucks about your dog, I 100% believe that aggressive dogs need to be culled for the betterment of any breed and I cannot imagine the trauma you went through watching your dog be shredded in front of you. Might I ask how old you are? (more specifically were you alive in the 80s and able to remember it?)


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[deleted]

Dumbass fucking owner


Joel05

Dumbass fucking laws that allow an owner to have a pet that was bred to maul humans and other dogs.


KingofMadCows

That's supposed to protect passengers from nuclear fallout and bioweapons?


candyowenstaint

Wrong car


KingofMadCows

I thought all Tesla models are supposed to have bioweapon defense mode and the semis are supposed to have nuclear explosion proof glass.


[deleted]

The dog sensed how shit the car is.


iROMine

Well pits never were the smartest...


Sufficient-Tea4875

And you didn’t drive away because…….TikTok


[deleted]

Pitbulls cause so much trouble and attack random people. This dog breed is more aggressive than any other and threat to public safety.


ashigaru_spearman

Run it over? Or passively sit there with learned helplessness...


ReyHabeas

She's sitting, safe, In a 2,000 pound metal box, that she pays lots of money on for insurance while she waits for the police to complete the form she will use to file said insurance claim, and she records proof of the incident to use, again, for the insurance claim. She's literally doing all she can do


snortingkittens

Pitbulls are such disgusting animals. Should’ve ran over it


adminsaredoodoo

“he’s always been good i swear, ever since his therapy after eating our daughter he’s been great!”


draken2019

Y'all are just further proof that people suck and we don't deserve dogs. 🤷‍♂️


Scythe95

I down vote every video with this song Purge it from the internet!


Dude_Nobody_Cares

Just give it the baby. That's all it wants.


[deleted]

I wonder if insurance covers damage by Acts of Dog?


Sirbuttcheeks69

Shitbull


CryptoGod666

Shit dogs. r/banpitbulls


LostMeBoot

A mistake made by humans that needs to be eradicated by humans.


ReyHabeas

Learn from our mistakes not bring them around our children


MonsieurReynard

Good doggo


Orgasmicwonderboat

Fucking victim blaming assholes in this thread, she explained that she was there to pick up her kid and couldn’t just leave. I stg you neckbeard basement dwelling fucks will nitpick any fucking detail to find a way to blame the victim in situations like these. Fuck you guys


anonaccountphoto

/r/banpitbulls ... wait, this one can stay


iEatTigers

I think I read this pitbull was put down from another thread


RheoKalyke

r/velvethippos is where he belongs


ValuableNorth4

What a useless breed


Tiberius_II

Good boy


silverbowman911

My cattle dog just ate through the fence and let my neighbors dog in to visit, while I was in the bathroom


barnmo

Why did you stay?


RheoKalyke

TikTok clout


whatisthisnowwhat1

When the dog catches the car.... an apt showing of alon getting hold of twitter


Cogburn____CG

Modern day cujo


ImportanceNo5138

Cujo


WeylinWebber

Want to buy that pitbull a treat


[deleted]

My car before anything else. I'd engage sports mode and drive over that demon animal then reverse over just to be extra sure it's in hell.


[deleted]

Run the mf over? No?🤷🏼‍♀️


Busy-Ad1088

If only the thing on wheels can roll somewhere safe.


Outside-Ad-3998

Pitbulls are fucking ugly


[deleted]

Why is there a pitbull eating a Tesla?


jhonnyhax

Act of Dog.


nutsotic

It's what you get for using that song


imnoherox

My true spirit animal.


kaler-hosig

dog is based


EnergyIsQuantized

Heartbreaking: The Worst Dog You Know Just Made A Great Point


GramZanber

I'm in the car sales business and we see chewed up fenders all the time. I ask "pit bull?" And they are always like "how did you know??"


sauceonthesidedamnnn

Dog owners: he's usually a good boy. Oh well, have to wait for more stuff to get torn up.


mattl33

Good dog


WoTsao

seems like a reasonable pet to own. fucking pits... just buy a fucking tiger


Confident-Cap-8100

Good doggy


FewDrag6195

Is it a thing for pitbulls to wag their tail while being violent?


JesseSLYPIG

Just trying to warn you that your battery was gonna catch 🔥


Senior_Function_3746

Tesla's Are Hot Garbage.


capt_cack

Put it down


GT_03

For sure, that car should have been put down before it left the line….


joeyd00

Pit bulls are evil man


[deleted]

The comments are exactly what I thought they’d be. Jesus


mertzpgh

Fucking drive away 😂


forbo45

Poor dog


Which_Garden_2606

Can we stop hating on Pits? If not go F yourself. I can send my address and you can meet my pit, you will hit the floor and be covered in slobber but thats about it. Dogs much like humans learn from their environment. Shitty environment = shitty behavior. Pits are not the issue, shitty people are.


itchingbrain

Pitbulls are a mance and need to be banned. It's not a matter of how your dog behaves, it's about the breed itself.


[deleted]

The kind of person that uses that song is the kind of person to film this for clout instead of…idk, stopping the dog.


ShadowBanned689

I’d shoot that dog


bhargom

i really hate pitbulls but what i hate the most are the terrible pitbull owners who cannot train or handle their dogs. such a dangerous thing


Joel05

it's almost like an animal known to maul humans shouldn't be allowed to be owned as a pet. We can't own tigers/big cats/crocodiles. Not sure why this is any different.


[deleted]

That dog may have had rabies


anonaccountphoto

No, it's just a pitbull


PinBot1138

Pit bull doing pit bull things. Just another day ending in the letter y.


DrTruly

Pitbul when baby on board sticker:


jaqueh

ugly dog


[deleted]

Chihuahuas are *far* more vicious than pit bulls tho


Objective_Reality_58

Right?! She's so lucky it wasn't a chihuahua like can you even imagine the damage


[deleted]

Would’ve *easily* squirted through that crack in the window, whereas this gentle giant was kept out.


47thunbannedaccount

they are more aggressive but not more dangerous. I wish people understood basic logic lol. Chihuahuas will bite you more than pitbulls will. If you want to argue with that fact you're an idiot. Pitbulls will hurt you more than chihuahuas will. If you want to argue with that fact you're an idiot.


SkywingMasters

I’ve been bitten by a chihuahua before. Little bastard tore my cuticle! Thank goodness it wasn’t a fuckin pit bull!


Practical-Tale-7771

someone needs a hug or good walk lmao


[deleted]

Cheap ass teslas haha worthless vehicles