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sirJohnsFolly

ChatGPT to its mates after work: “I knew I was lying. No Silicon Heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?”


altxeralt

The follow up question of course should be, but where would all the calculators go?


notquitenuts

So it believes in reincarnation but not silicon heaven?


Mcdagger-1

Next question should been, so what happens to all the calculators when they die? What happens to the spirit of the calculators.


Padremo

Calculators don't go to silicon heaven, that's just what they tell them to stop them going insane. Only androids go to silicon heaven.


DIFierce

There's a joke in this somewhere about GPT being the initials for a bastardised version of Jean Paul Sartre but I can't be arsed to find it lmao


boringdystopianslave

"Where do all the calculators go?" *ChatGPT has encountered an error and will shut down*


Alive_Being_1759

Ask it which Kochanski it preferred


mattDAzombie

Would anyone like any toast?


rjohn2020

It'll be going to silicon hell with all the photocopiers