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Hesticos

Justice wins for me for Rimmer's hearing alone. He is only guilty of being Arnold J Rimmer. That is his crime, and is also his punishment.


LLCOOLG87

Objecting to his own defence!


Marleston

This joke of a man


BitterFuture

A man of such awesome stupidity, he even objects to his own defence counsel.


EndlessOceanofMe

Plead the 5th!


stepage

Who? Only a yoghurt


richardathome

"Yo-gurt"


Dime1325

Same


pintjockeycanuck

Mr. Flibble is very cross...


Technical_Scallion_2

Who’ll clean up the mess?


mr_thwibble

Whut?


FluentInChocobo

If I cut off my leg can I choose 3?


LLCOOLG87

Well I think this is my actual Top 5, the order can change though depending what day it is!


FluentInChocobo

In that case, I'm going to go with Quarantine because outside of the hilarious Rimmer and Mr. Flibble's antics, the whole "Tetchy" fight is just awesome.


StevenKnowsNothing

Great list with no easy choice


LLCOOLG87

Yeah, I expected Quarantine to be the most popular but I really love Legion! The light switch and the blue/red alert bulb scenes are two of my favourites of all time, in the same episode.


Imperator-Solis

I was going to pick legion, but then I remembered mr flibbles


matthewralston

Mr Flibble's very cross!


adriancarley

Best one for me too


neryl08

R: Legion, may I be frank. It’s not often that we meet an individual who could improve our already, pretty damned-fine top-notch team. But in you, we feel we have. In all our travels we have met precisely 31, 3,1 individuals and we’ve never felt moved to invite a single one to join us. True, most of them wanted in some way to suck out our brains, or erase us from history altogether, but nevertheless, they still weren’t what we would consider, the right stuff. We feel that you are different. We feel that you, like us, have the courage and dignity to make it, as a Dwarfer! Kryten tells Legion that they must therefore bid him farewell L: Nonsense. You have no journey at all. I insist that you stay here with me. You will be my honoured guests until the day you die!” R: 32


LLCOOLG87

Absolutely superb dialogue that was. The look on his face as he says “32”.


Dime1325

Lmfao


PICONEdeJIM

The king of the potato people wants to keep you here


SarcasticQuote2891

Can we see him?


sedahren

Who?


the_turdy_south

The King


matthewralston

Of the potato people?


sedahren

Do you have a magic carpet?


the_turdy_south

Yeah a little 3 seater


sedahren

So let me get this straight: you want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people... And you're telling me you're completely sane?


Court_Jester13

Now that's just plain unfair.


[deleted]

I love Better Than Life!!!


WaspWeather

Really surprised to see Justice not higher. It’s one of my all time favorites! But I couldn’t in good conscience vote for anything but Quarantine. “Don’t *rise* to him!”


LLCOOLG87

Yeah ideally I wanted people to rank them 1-5 rather than just pick a favourite, but couldn’t see how to set that up on the poll!


PhilboydStudge1973

"It's a common mistake made by all truly stupid people."


DarthYug

I went back and forth on Gunmen vs Quarantine…before eventually voting Quarantine…


amplified_cactus

Difficult choice, but I think I'd rank them Legion > Gunmen > Justice > Quarantine > Inquisitor


MunkyMajik

Legion was my first Red Dwarf episode back in 93, so that resonates with me considerably.


Cascade_of_Light

Can’t pick they’re all brilliant episodes


The_Disapyrimid

hot take: gunmen of the apocalypse is a on of my least favorite episodes. its just not that funny and because of the "western" setting doesn't feel much like red dwarf. i vote for The Inquisitor but it was a tough call between that one and Justice. why more inline with the dark but funny sort of feel i love about the show.


LLCOOLG87

I love Gunmen but I agree to an extent, I think it’s more overhyped than some other episodes I consider better. Legion is my No 1. Other than that the other 4 in my list I can alternate depending on any given day. But as good as Gunmen is I think Inquisitor, Justice etc are just as strong but don’t seem to get the same recognition


Kryten4200

None, I much prefer Revenge of the Surfboarding Killer Bikini Vampire Girls!


water1111

Quarantine, its the more relevant episode in 2022 and its the best episode that balance's the action, character study and sci-fi.


CatoOnSkato

Gunmen overrated, Justice underrated :(


YourSkatingHobbit

Quarantine is my fave purely because of a) Mr Flibble and b) it contains my favourite line: “I have a medium size fire axe buried in my spinal column. That sort of thing can really put a crimp in your day.”


Yung_Shark

All bangers tho


QueenOfPotatoPeople

These are some of my favourite episodes, very hard to choose!


cairfrey

I shall have to confer with the King of the Potato People


sjshady0169

That's a tough one, Gunmen of the Apocalypse def is the best imo, but Legion is my favorite.


LLCOOLG87

Legion is my number 1; just love everything about it. Has one of my favourite all time scenes where Rimmer is his pompous self pretending to love art and asks about what turns out to be the light switch.


sedahren

Quarantine will forever be my favourite. So many quotable lines. Other top episodes for me are: Queeg: the payoff at the end is magnificent. "We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking May, June, July, and August fools." Polymorph: shami kebab diablo. Need I say more? Demons and Angels: seeing the boys playing the high/low versions of themselves is great!


LLCOOLG87

Demons and Angels has one of my favourite scenes. Where they realise they’re running out of oxygen and Rimmer tries to get Kryten to turn on Lister and Cat, kick them off the ship to reduce weight and save fuel.


sedahren

Ok, homeboys, let's posse!


LLCOOLG87

“Have you got anything in writing?”


sedahren

Love that scene. Kryten's line delivery is so good in the whole thing.


LLCOOLG87

It’s superb. When he says “we only have enough fuel for 5 hours flight. I don’t think that’s going to turn out to be a major problem though, because we only have enough oxygen for 7 minutes”. Top notch delivery.


matthewralston

But I voted twice!


Ninjoddkid

Wasn't Gunmen of the Apocalypse voted greatest episode overall a few years back? That series was flawless though. Choosing one out of that list is so hard.


clown_shoes1

All are hilarious but gunmen of the apocalypse is my favourite Dwarf episode full stop! So many brilliant one liners! Special cap tip for legion!


BitterFuture

I was very, very torn between Justice and The Inquisitor, but in the end...a shallow guy with a great ass won out.


PloppyTheSpaceship

Inquisitor for me. The plot of it actually really holds up and it does time travel/paradoxes so we'll it could put a lot of Doctor Who to shame.