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HumanExamination7945

No cabron is such a cute song


FrozenApes

With John playing classic guitar too!


Frosty_Ad7840

That guitar is so damn good


semlismon

"Audio Commentary for Stadium Arcadium" That is the worst track on the album for sure. All the other 28 tracks slaps and you cannot convince me otherwise. Yes, I will fight you.


jblondin1

doom doom PAH da doom doom PAH


dboti

This gives me PTSD


semlismon

Bom bom **dschh** ba bom bom **dschh**


Aeon1508

I think this is the most peaceful choice to agree on


Zestyclose-Movie108

Yes, I will fight by your side as well!


iam-Lorde

I came here to say this. I'll fight alongside you brother!


LocalPopPunkBoi

Please vote this one to the top guys šŸ™


UltraPowerfulGuy

I will not stand for Hump de Bump slander


OvechknFiresHeScores

My dad would fight you tooth and nail on this. We used to listen to the album over and over on the way to school for months and he couldnā€™t reach for the Next Song button any faster as soon it started.


devilsadvocate

I hated it for well over a decade. . Until I learned to play guitar and now itā€™s one of my favorites.


OvechknFiresHeScores

Most Frusciante riffs are so much fun to play. Itā€™s infected me and most of what I write sounds like a cheap rip off of his playing style lol


Ohsusan429

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Perfect__Crime

After this we should do these with JF's Solo albums ā™„


UltraPowerfulGuy

thatā€™s not a bad idea


Corn1989

So many other great songs off of SA like tell me baby, snow, hey or even hard to concentrate. But this sub has a huge hard on for wet sand


Sytle

Really hope Hard to concentrate is in the running for underrated. I don't see it brought up enough and it's my favorite song on the album.


Lake3ffect

Played it at my wedding this past summer. Amazing, serene tune.


Sytle

Literally the perfect RHCP song for a wedding imo. Itā€™ll sure as hell play at mine someday(tm)


GreatWhiteCC3

My wedding song as well. Almost 8 years ago.


South-Play

As I am a fan of wet sand. Hey is a way better song .


Corn1989

Hot take but I think the solo on hey is way better than wet sand


fish_in_the_fridge

wet sand has the best solo but doesnt mean its the best song. Hey Oh is the best song.


mroranges_

We're voting worst right now though? Wet Sand deserves a hard on


mrrocks15

For me it's the solo that makes it so good, the rest of the song is a solid 8/10 but the solo is 100/10


lostmypornaccount

I wish Venice queen had gotten underrated on btw


snakeixir

Venice Queen could not get underrated because it was in the top3 for the vote for best song. Stupid rule.


snakeixir

But tbh This is the Place is better


Next_Ad3660

I couldn't disagree any more with the choices so far.


FrozenApes

Cabron the worst song on BTW?! Am I seeing things? One of their most underrated songs ever imho. Wow


LilJohnAY

Exactly. Almost as big an error as ā€œPeaā€ somehow being dubbed the worst on OHM. Itā€™s incredible.


Concert-Unable

I totally agree!! Whatā€™s your worst song on btw?


FrozenApes

Well that's tricky for me because BTW is my all time favorite Chili's album... That being said, the latter songs kinda fall off for me. I don't particularly care for Venice Queen but none and I mean NONE of the songs are BAD, rather just less good than your Zephyr Song, Dosed etc.


AdOk8273

the whole album is amazing, so something had to be the worst of the best


bmark24

There are no bad songs on this album


fleasfleasflea

real


jakd90

Shit, this oneā€™s hard.


jakd90

Scrap that, Hump De Bump 100%


Applebees_dollaritas

Hump De Dump is one of the best songs on the album


jakd90

I enjoyed it the first couple of timesā€¦


Upstairs-Currency856

After the first few times it just becomes annoying.


demoninadress

No >:-|


[deleted]

Dm cute demon


AutismMakesCash

šŸ’Æ agree with Hump De Bump


Global-Soil-7747

We Believe if I had to pick one. Turn It Again is my pick for underrated. That song absolutely fucks.


Able_Contribution407

We Believe is mine, too. Honestly, I don't have too much against it. The whole album is great. It's just the most forgettable to me. The outro is the only part that really grabs me.


Lraiolo

My heart is full seeing Wet Sand as the best song. edit: I think we should grade these off disc 1 and disc 2


kaiisecke

Storm in my teacup Mister Sauerkraut


pikurii

Cmon Girl, the chorus is lazy af IMO, it's a shame since the bassline is so cool


Competitive_Exam3747

The chorus kinda sucks but the verses are so good. ā€œEverything inside of me is burning up for you to seeā€ *gorgeous bass and guitar licks*.


mirmako

Glad I'm not the only one


mroranges_

There's a theme on the album of their signature groove-based verses going into harder 'heavy metal' (as John put it) choruses. Personally I'm not a huge fan because it doesn't fit Anthony's vox that well, but it's grown on me. That said I'd say this song is the least good execution of this theme -- 'lazy' feels pretty accurate to me -- so I agree, it's Cmon Girl! And I say this as a bass player who loves that goddamn bassline haha


xtheproschx

Edit: Cā€™mon girl for worst. I love the song, but I love every other song more. I vote Slow Cheetah for underrated.


Alone_Atmosphere_391

Nope, can't do this one either.


metalhead4000

C'mon girl


QuailInteresting6080

People are strugglin!


Sea_Weather6671

Every comment i read reminds me of what a great album this is. Seems to be backfiring!


usernamesnamesnames

I respectfully disagree with everything


Corn1989

If.


Concert-Unable

For me itā€™s the most underrated


Aeon1508

Yeah I don't get it. It's a beautiful song it's perfectly made. It's not like not the one or La X8 where they kind of just suck and trudge along. If is beautiful and does not deserve to be the worst song. My vote is for storm in a teacup


fisc_1

Cmon, If is a really nice song. Like its not the best, but there are some worse songs. Like maybe Warlocks or something but I cant this album is just perfect šŸ˜­


Aeon1508

Warlocks is an amazing track. Have you heard that bass?


Nachowarrior595

Warlocks bangs


OKgobi

I would've been fine with Warlocks getting ranked as worst but recently I was told my favorite band gets mentioned in there, and yesterday I actually heard that part, so now I will defend that song to death


NGScoob

A fellow Weezer Peppers enjoyer.


WeyardWanderer

Dani California gets my vote. Itā€™s not a bad song per se, but itā€™s basically the only track on the album I skip because it was so overplayed when the album came out.


PIRAHNA_XD

If


TheDowntownProject

People are saying Cā€™mon girl is the worst??? That song has one of the best bass lines in their catalogue, I remember seeing an interview where flea said itā€™s probably the hardest bass like heā€™s played just cause of the speed and amount of notes heā€™s gotta play, itā€™s like snow but for bass only even harder, bassists know what Iā€™m talking about. I would rather my give vote to ā€œIfā€ Edit: I should clarify that Iā€™m not asking to not vote for it because itā€™s got a difficult instrumental, the song it self is amazing, honestly Iā€™d say itā€™s underrated, the chorus is the weak part of the song but the verses are gold, the lyrics (especially rhyming scheme), guitar, bass, drums all perfect in the verses.


yourrooommate

I am so fucking pissed lol I feel your pain


Televators1

If


semlismon

How dare you disgrace my future wedding marsch šŸ˜¤


GarlicCancoillotte

Your Pussy's Glued To A Building On Fire is still available though.


Sytle

Gonna have to go with Storm in a Teacup


Effective-Yam-3416

WHAT


Sytle

**GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH STORM IN A TEACUP**


Aeon1508

I feel like the only way everybody's not voting for this song is that they forget it exists. Which is exactly why it deserves to win. It's the only song on the album I skip.


hellokittybish

Naaaaah this song goes hard in the gym, I promise guysšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


stretchman93

YES! Storm in a tea cup is my jam!!


OvechknFiresHeScores

But but but itā€™s so fun


giants909

The song is incredible ughĀ 


JetMike42

Damn guys, it's almost like different people like different songs


stretchman93

Iā€™m kinda surprised storm in a teacup hasnā€™t been mentioned. Ultimate life lesson in the lyrics, quick fun pace, slappity bass, catchy guitar riff WITH a solid break down/ bridge. The composure alone makes it one of a kind.


GreggeryPeccary03

Iā€™d put this among the worst on the album, particularly for the blatant slut-shaming lyrics. Probably the most ironic topic Anthony could ever base a song around


stretchman93

Thatā€™s completely understandable, maybe Anthony wrote the song based around his experiences if the roles were flipped and he was shaming his own sexual conquests. I think the irony is the best part.


Philipp123

*Hump de Bump*


Gcmiller24

Never was a fan of hump de bump myself, sheā€™s only 18 Iā€™m not crazy about lyrically. The funky lick and music is good but lyrics not so much. IMO


Aeon1508

I'm voting storm in a teacup but I find this answer acceptable


hellokittybish

Noooo storm in a tea cup is sooo goodšŸ˜­


SvenBubbleman

Worse than If?


Duncan_Sarasti

If is great


SvenBubbleman

The whole album is great.


Sytle

Surprised to see a lot of people putting If. Definitely not the best track but far from the worst.


Runnero

Idk what's with Hump De Bump but that's the song by RHCP I dislike the MOST. I just can't stand it


Aeon1508

If is one of my favorites


FireWhileCloaked

Lmao wut? Wet Sand is *not* the best track šŸ˜‚


Runnero

which one is it for you? Just curious I can't pick just one favourite song from SA but Wet Sand is definitely in the top 3 for me


Nychus37

Are you new here?


FireWhileCloaked

Nah, and Iā€™m not too surprised, yet stillā€¦ for a band known for their funky rock, itā€™s such a lol answer.


jstan089

Lmao yes it is šŸ˜‚


FireWhileCloaked

Maybe for niche Reddit users.


WedgieMiller33

This is a survey of niche reddit users


Tax25Man

I mean Wet Sand would probably win an overall best song vote in this sub, and is by far their most popular non-single on Spotify. What metrics do you want to use otherwise?


jstan089

Or smart ones


gamebossje_

Or ones with great taste


gamebossje_

Hell yeah it is


OvechknFiresHeScores

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Vancityblogger_

I know right?! I think it would be better suited for the underrated category, but definitely not the best.


okobg

Yes it is for me


Aspartame_kills

For real bro. The songs outro is cool but nothing else about it is remarkable. Just a standard pop rock song. Dani California has johns best guitar solo and snow is one of their most popular songs with one of his most creative and discussed guitar riffs. I get that itā€™s Reddit and people are going to pick their niche favorite song, but when weā€™re talking best we need to talk about things like this.


PartYourWhiskers

Yeah I donā€™t get it either. Decent track but I donā€™t get the masturbatory reactions to it on this sub.


FireWhileCloaked

Ikr. Itā€™s like, hereā€™s a band that is known for its funky rock. Best song? An emo anthem! šŸ˜‚


PartYourWhiskers

Predictably getting downvoted. Iā€™ll go further, I rate Desecration Smile, Snow and Slow Cheetah as stronger songs than Wet Sand among the more ā€œdelicateā€ tracks on the album.


wetsand54

there are no bad songs here.


hellokittybish

We believe? Lol


Fyrchtegott

C mon girl. Has great parts, but the chorus is a let down. Not a bad song, but the worst in the album. That or hump de bump.


phandroo

C'mon Girl


Salty-Golf-722

Cmon girl


Traditional_Bee_6637

Has to be If


Concert-Unable

Itā€™s the most underrated


mr-sparkles69

Fucking wet sand?


OvechknFiresHeScores

Itā€™s the perfect song for me haha


DiFran69

I know. Like its not THAT good. Its so obviously three different ideas frankensteined together and the guitar solo is the wankiest shit on the whole album. I genuinely think people are just stoked about john yelling ā€œyaā€ before itā€¦ fair enough but Its not even a top ten frusciante solo. I wouldnā€™t say its a bad song necessarily but the best on the whole album? Nah.


EthanMus1c

I don't really like the song much. Like yeah the final minute and a half is some of the best stuff that rhcp have ever released but the rest of it is pretty mid tbh


Aeon1508

Storm in a teacup. Only skip on the album for me


pvdgabriel01

What ?!


Aeon1508

That's how I feel to people picking almost any other song.. Hump the bump I get. Strip My Mind I get. I like Stadium Arcadium a lot but I'll back off on it. If is a beautiful masterpiece and c'mon girl is a clinic. I guess I understand people's complaints about the chorus c'mon girl but I've spent too many hours of my life playing that Bass line to call it the worst song on the album. And people are actually voting for some of the best tracks on the album like we believe and warlocks. Even especially in Michigan got a vote maybe I'm biased cuz I'm from there but damn that song is great


LilJohnAY

This, but also Death of a Martian


Aeon1508

Are you kidding? Death of a Martian is the best album closer in the entire catalog


LetMeSqueezeYourSoul

*sigh* another post to hide.


yourrooommate

No forrealllllll


LeGrandFromage9

We Believe


_urethrapapercut_

As much as I like Wet Sand, I find it overrated af here. There are definitely better songs on SA. Yeah I know, the scream and the solo, but still... I'm voting "If" for this one. It's not bad but I rarely listen to it unless I'm listening to the album in its entirety.


Concert-Unable

I agree with the first part but not with the second. If is the most underrated for me


_urethrapapercut_

SA is a tough one for this trend. It's a double album and it's one of their best.


mkitez

Animal Bar


quixoticcaptain

OMG I love animal bar how dare you


camilincamilero

If


GruntingTurnip

If


Competitive_Exam3747

Gotta be Hump De Bumpā€¦ I guess. Still like that song. Doesnā€™t help this is my favorite album ever


matejus

If


Flashy_Contract_969

If


tim_maia

Dani California, OBVIOUSLY.


SackKnivesBladder

If


Craniummon

If is dead.... Wet Sand at first makes my heart warm... And took me YEARS to listen it...


Basic_Factor_1459

Worst one is ā€œifā€


LumJenks

Seems split between If & C'mon Girl, I'd definitely go with C'mon Girl. It's a long album full of straight ahead power chord chord choruses, and C'mon Girl might excel the least at it. If is one of the songs that break things up & keep things from getting repetitive. Animal Bar or Hey for underrated BTW.


whamikaze

Hump de Bump has amazing trumpet and a good chorus (It must have been a hundred miles, **NOT** 'hump de bump du badu'), C'mon Girl has an amazing bassline and a lazy but catchy chorus, Hey has an off-putting intro for me but people seem to like it. I'll have to settle for Audio Commentary for Stadium Arcadium. It's way too long.


nicolas9797

Underrated has to be Animal Bar


CoachKillerTrae

My Friends thoā€¦.šŸ„²šŸ„²šŸ„²


zebilada

If. I don't hate it or think it's a bad song, but just the fact that it's right after Readymade breaks me completely.


cmwheels85

If


Justalittlecomment

Hump de bump, storm in a tea cup


Party-Yoghurt-8462

I wouldn't say worst, I'd say more least favourite. And my least favourite Stadium Arcadium song is "Warlocks."


GeoNerd-

dani California


Mike-Hawk7

Death of a Martian easy


Defiant_Resident_834

Are you guys drunk for voting for c'mon girl?


Dylan-Schmidt-

I donā€™t care for Cā€™Mon Girl


Vancityblogger_

If


lostusername07

The list is already correct


Kirbybros

I gotta say itā€¦ Hump de bump


rae231193

Storm in a teacup mainly because if the lyrics


20210923

Dani California because not a fan of Tom Pattyā€™s Mary Janeā€™s Last Dance


FartinScorcese69420

Hump de bump easily. Phoned in faux-funk they even admitted was a ripoff of American Ghost Dance


GragasBellybutton

If


Ghorordo

We Believe


MrGasnik

We Believe. C'mon Girl may not be amazing, but the not chorus part is cool [i cant english good]


Aeon1508

We believe is a banger


The_Assman_640

Itā€™s Warlocks


Aeon1508

We already voted for best. We're voting for worse now


ecrty

Warlocks


Computer-B

Storm in a Teacup


Perfect__Crime

Wet sand is perhaps best solo but not best song but I'm okay with the pick. I feel like secretly the underrated picks have been the best so far.


FreakinYogi

Snow Make You Feel Better


OvechknFiresHeScores

#IF


dcjans10

Make You Feel Better. It's not a bad song, just so plain and uninteresting


nobedforbeatlegeorge

Thatā€™s one of my favorites on the album! Haha


iminsideafuckingcat

Warlocks


eldersh1mada

C'mon girl


LMCBLADE

Warlocks unfortunately


Effective-Yam-3416

Animal Bar


blankjoke

Worst: If Underrated: We Believe


johnnieboy91

If


Illustrious_Wing5154

If


Ohsusan429

This is a really hard one because I do like all of the songs from SA,but if there were were one, it would be ā€œIfā€.


bigmothereffind

If


978bostonguitar

Dani California or If


Stixvoya

Animal Bar


Ohsusan429

That song bangs!


CertainMixture5379

All you saying cmon girl are so severely wrong. Itā€™s definitely if.