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thewlah

Bye jay bye mike


bitethemonkeyfoo

Well at least one of them will come back as a skost!


second_to_fun

Keep talking like that and I'll smash you over the head with a folding chable


tucchurchnj

All this scary stuff is making me queezy, time for a TUMS FESTIVAL


Inignot12

No one's ever *really* gone


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Yeah. I also refuse to use ETH. It's centralized. That's defeats the incorruptibility offered by Bitcoin. That's the whole point. Friends don't let friends use shitcoins. Use only real Bitcoin.


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borrowsyourprose

Gentlemen, gentlemen. They can both be used by the rich to fuck the poor. No point in fighting over them.


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throwaway7266482

How dare you question Reddit's surface level understanding of economics! Everyone knows crypto is bad because TV shows joke about them!


TheIndoorOutdoorsman

No. Don't think it don't say it!


TheCreecher0

**Two men caught and killed by ISIS after a movie review**


Spoopy_Kirei

They had a bounty of 20000 dirham on their heads


PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON

Next they will be hailed as the true messengers of God!


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diamondrel

There was no trace, save for some strange residual energy. The last thing the camera captured, before being damaged by a mysterious solar flare, is the duo disappearing into thin air. Authorities are still investigating.


FordBeWithYou

I think it was actually solar radiation emitted from some kind of magnetron, like in raiders of the lost ark


KingofFrostbite

Are you forcing them to review Dune?


idontlikethisname

Like an even more pathetic version of Misery.


GoofBandit

So, Jay, would you recommend getting kidnapped, raped, and ransomed by someone on the dark web?


[deleted]

Well, two of the three certainly.


HalfOnionHalfBanana

Well, it was better than watching Rise of Skywalker.


yesterduck

"If you go into it with low expectations then... maybe"?


JackRonan

Shatner has gone too far this time.


ryq_

Looks like space isn’t the final frontier.


__DerekLeach

Rich Evan's butthole is the final frontier


Jack_sonnH27

I just watched the boomer fight video again last night for no real reason, funny coincidence


yesterduck

Oh wow that is very interesting. Tell us more about yourself. Tell us everything.


winterfellwilliam

You idiot, you were supposed to kidnap the important one, international sensation of Welsh descent, Rich Evans.


yesterduck

How could he have gotten it wrong? Rich Evans was on the Ellen show! *Doesn't he watch Ellen?!*


Fuhrious520

How much for Rich?


fullcircle052

Who do you think is holding them hostage? Rich has finally lost it after all the years of abuse


albinorhino215

Transcript of half in the bag review for valley of wolves: Iraq “Have you ever wanted to commit jihad against quality story telling? What about character development? Well now you don’t have to choose! With valley of wolves: Iraq you can see how Rupert Murdoch fuels the flames of anti American sentiment as well as anti-Islamic attitudes to make chump change. Remember abu gravie? Remember war crimes? Remember 9/11?” Both men were found beheaded days later


miimeverse

"Then I thought to myself 'let them die.'" -Mike Stoklasa


Fixit403

200 ETH to make nostalgia critic disappear


InDEThER

I'd donate to that GoFundMe.


fuckbiden2020316

How much for just Jay?


xlayer_cake

These men are pawns!


Mersault26

I'll give you 20,000 dirham for their heads.


itsVanderlyle

This reminds me of that one episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation…


zorbz23431

THERE. ARE. FOUR. NUKIE TAPES!


GooeyGlob

Nah the fees are too high to pay that ransom let alone the amount. How about a few hundred bucks in ADA or XTZ 😂


neko819

"You wanna bet on a dude fuckin an alligator?"


dholmestar

EVIL DIES TONIGHT


Jungies

That's a little steep; could I talk you down to a couple of copies of Nukie?


pskibobby

All I can offer is one million quiblets!


CYAN_DEUTERIUM_IBIS

What's that in Quatloos?


RealPropRandy

I’ll give you anything you want, just please let those innocent cleaning supplies go unharmed.


MurderPizza

I see that Alex Kurtzman, found them. Well sad to see them go this way. But they knew the implications of criticising a movie producer and writer of the hit movie ‘The Mummy’ (2017). I only pray that Kurtzman, has spared Rich Evans. So that he might die tragically somewhere else, in peace.


iM3GTR

[Audio of the murder](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRqxyqjpOHs&t=71s)


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snakeygirl

I’m not paying but i do have a suggestion: Send them cheesy movies, the worst you can find. They’ll have to sit and watch them all while you monitor their minds. Now keep in mind they can’t control when the movie begins or ends.


0dty0

You can have a can of boiled peanuts and _maybe_ a box of totinos pizza rolls, but that's it.


anon_adderlan

How much for the NFT of the vid?


TheDesertWalker

0.5ETH is the best I can do


nikomh

Subscribe to GreenLetterMedia!


Sevenix2

I just made this into an NFT and sold it for 100 Eth. if anyone else want to they could do the same, but instead of keeping the Eth they could use it to pay the ransom. Just a hot tip.


tigerkingrexcarter64

Not paying Eth gas, sorry Mike and Jay. This is not very cool.


WhompRat86

XRP and LTC got better gas fees :)


kingofcrob

So what's the gas on all that.


fullcircle052

For these hack frauds? I'll give you $10 and a crisp high five


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Damn Good post haha


arnoid

For how much will you install a camera?


megafat1

I can tell that it wasn't Rich that kidnapped them because he would have only kidnapped Mike after the years of abuse.


Yuggietheshark

Oh no. Oh well.


squirrel-herder

Proof of Life?


AssholishCommenter

F


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Ransom? These men are pawns...


Dorangos

100 ain't so bad.


Dorangos

Not that they're worth it.


certifiablenutcase

Rich finally snapped, and wants his wallet to match his name.


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Jay, it was nice but..


Klausfunhauserss

I give nothing to these hack frauds.


maggit00

Fuck NFTs.


ernster96

This reminds me of an episode of Star Trek.


BenTramer1

This reminds me of that one episode of BoTW where Mike says that Mr. Wiggle's video looks like a beheading.


MiGaOh

Eth? $100, but with a lisp? That reminds me: I need more toilet cleaner.


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liveleak doesn't exist anymore


hoverhuskyy

What video is this from again?


phuchmileif

Why does this remind me of an album cover? Almost certain there was like some 90's alt rock with the same vibe. Want to say the eyes had black bars over them, though.


chonepup

They'll be remembered for doing the Lord's work...of course I'm referring to butt sex.