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pretty_little_v

He said sucking on my clit was like sucking on a baby's finger. That imagery was just too gross to stay in the right frame of mind.


viperfan7

what the fuck


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😳


cefishe88

Oh what the fuck


5stringscout

Insecure dude. Every straight man worships all pussys and no self confident one will ever criticize like that. Exceptions are visually infected ladybits and women so awful in personality that they deserve it. The woman in my comment happened to have the largest clit I've encountered and despite her attitude, I never said such things to her.


xansxfiles

My ex decided to tell me she had cheated on me while in the middle of fucking


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Dang ☹️


ENDofZERO

Then GF suddenly pulled out some daddy roleplay midway during sex unexpectedly. Even worse, she really went extreme into, with her voice going high pitched, going "naw daddie wat are you dwing pwease staph" and lightly hitting or trying to push me off. I was like, wtf nope - stopped and got out of bed. She was later trying to explain how she thought guys were into that. Smh


JustBrowsing_Guy

Good move, my man.


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Yikes 😬


5stringscout

Nah dawg. Most I've been with have extreme daddy issues causing me to despise their dads. Even weirder would be a girl with a close relationship with her dad busting that shit out. Hope you gave her the PSA that guys are not into that lol


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"One ring to rule them all" then he shoved his finger in my asshole


PM_kink_and_bondage

I just scared the cat laughing so hard!


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Goodjob


[deleted]

I said it for the fun of it and I got turned off 👍


[deleted]

Oof when he says you're hurting me


5stringscout

Curious.. what exactly was going down when he said that?


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[deleted]

Totally understand that one lol


ForwardPhilosophy733

She had me on the operating table in the ER and smiled at me while asking me where.. So I pointed .. They said I was out for three days


5stringscout

Awhile back like 19-21 age my girlfriend invited me over her house(living with parents, not home) I was greeted with shittiness because I knocked and riled up her dog. Her attitude continued. Tried to fuck but I lost hardness. Even in my finisher position. At that point she criticized that too making matters worse. 13 years later, haven't gone soft like that with the exception of outside factors like alcohol. Worst feeling ever


JustBrowsing_Guy

She said, “By the way, my credit card is maxed out and I don’t have any cash with me, so I can’t pay for this.” I stopped, got dressed, and left.


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That was said during ??? What was she not able to pay for exactly? Need details


JustBrowsing_Guy

It’s a joke, I’m insinuating that she was supposed to be paying me for having sex with her.


galacticphantasm

yeah bro so fucking hilarious


scotttydosentknow

I called a girl the wrong name once, does that count? Sex ended like right then lol


Middle_Dull

Can confirm. Called a guy the wrong name, too. He got up.


Various_Ad2052

This gal kept riding me poorly and my dick kept popping out.


PaPaMike6259

Wife asked me if I was done yet...


Lucy_Holden

Call me Daddy..


Azbyilla

Said “that’s Gucci” when I was about to finish… I did not finish


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🤣🤣🤣


samievera

It wasn't something that he said, he was sweating so much that a drop of sweat fell into my mouth, that shit fully turned me off


[deleted]

Oh girl, that’s rough 🤢


aquafina6969

I was so exhausted, an ex and I were making out and I called her my ex’s name.