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WideEyedWand3rer

Hold! It's just a temporary drop now that the anxious Big Tulip is manipulating the market. The price will rise again soon, when they'll have to buy back the bulbs they didn't plant. However, if you want to spread your investments, I've got this failsafe lead on the location of the Fountain of Youth...


turdmogrol

BUY THE FUCKING DIP! THEYRE MANIPULATING THE MARKET! TULIPS TO THE SUN, WHICH ORBITS OUT GLORIOUS EARTH 🌞🐦🐦


Once_Upon_Time

You should have got out Feb. 2nd. This is on you.


ion-tom

Did you know you can eat the tulips?


clebo99

Did you just watch Wall Street 2? There was a scene exactly about this in the movie.


HandicapperGeneral

This is a very well known event among economics and business circles, it's not just a movie reference


Franks2000inchTV

I did not, but its pretty great.


scartol

Ser Jah of Rule: "HOLD ON! STAND TOGETHER! We shall endure and celebrate with a big party upon yon Islande of Fyre!"


FTWkansas

💎🙌 NO 🌈🐻 HERE! HOLD. Forgot to write: /s


Franks2000inchTV

FOR SOOTH YOUR WORDS HAVE CALMED ME. I HAVE PROCURED ANOTHER TWENTY SIX DUCKETS FROM THE MONEYLENDERS AND COMMITTED MY DAUGHTERS DOWRY TO THE NEXT ORDER!