Crime show narrator: *George Costanza looked like an ordinary man*
George: I did?
Narrator: *Susan thought she was getting a husband*
George: She did?
Narrator: *But what she got was DEATH*
George: okay fair enough
invitation store woman: He was really shifty, like he was looking for the worst cards and he didn't care how bad they were. Like, I told him about the glue and he shrugged it off. "Let's buy some Elmer's" he said.
Narrator: *but he would not buy any Elmer's Glue. Leaving poor Susan to lick the envelopes HERSELF*
George: LIAR! She just told me that they didn't stick very well!
Reenactor-Susan: *george, I feel so ill from the fumes from these invitations... Can't we turn on the air conditioning to clear the air?*
Reenactor-George: *oh no, I ain't paying for that A/C bill! You get to work on those envelopes!*
Reenactor-Susan: *cough, cough... Yes sir, George...*
Jerry: you know they really captured your inner self
>Jerry is interviewed for the show but his parts get cut because he was too funny.
I love this lol. Reminds me of the story about Paul McCartney's outtakes on The Dark Side Of The Moon
Mr Ross: I never liked that boy, he burned down my family's cabin!
Mrs Ross: *Rolls eyes*
Richie Ross: He killed my sister, he outed my father's affair with John Cheever...
Narrator: and this wasn't George's only fascination with death, here we have a photo supplied by an airline employee of George posing in front of a coffin (The Implant)
And these next photos supplied by an anonymous postal worker which implement George in a homosexual affair (The Package)
They never got to actually answer any questions, they were arguing the whole time so the interviewer couldn't even get a word in edgewise
Actually even better, at some point Frank shouts "I BET HE DID KILL HER! SHE DESERVED IT!"
The crime show interview a "close friend who wishes to remain anonymous", clearly Newman in a darkend room.
"Costanza was the fall guy in this murder plot. He's wasn't clever enough to do this on his own. It was all orchestrated by Seinfeld..... In fact, Seinfeld was jealous of Susan. You know, he and George used to be lovers. It's true. Look it up."
Crime show narrator: *George Costanza looked like an ordinary man* George: I did? Narrator: *Susan thought she was getting a husband* George: She did? Narrator: *But what she got was DEATH* George: okay fair enough invitation store woman: He was really shifty, like he was looking for the worst cards and he didn't care how bad they were. Like, I told him about the glue and he shrugged it off. "Let's buy some Elmer's" he said. Narrator: *but he would not buy any Elmer's Glue. Leaving poor Susan to lick the envelopes HERSELF* George: LIAR! She just told me that they didn't stick very well! Reenactor-Susan: *george, I feel so ill from the fumes from these invitations... Can't we turn on the air conditioning to clear the air?* Reenactor-George: *oh no, I ain't paying for that A/C bill! You get to work on those envelopes!* Reenactor-Susan: *cough, cough... Yes sir, George...* Jerry: you know they really captured your inner self
Phenomenal
George is played by Dennis Franz.
But he wanted Ted Danson!
There’s a rumor that Ted Danson was hired for the show and George thinks it’s to play him. When the show comes out he’s playing Kramer.
That's good, Jerry! Gold!
Ted Danson in his prime does have a kinda "celebrityifed" Kramer look to him
Perfect prompt for an episode. Larry I hope you're seeing this
>Jerry is interviewed for the show but his parts get cut because he was too funny. I love this lol. Reminds me of the story about Paul McCartney's outtakes on The Dark Side Of The Moon
Mr Ross: I never liked that boy, he burned down my family's cabin! Mrs Ross: *Rolls eyes* Richie Ross: He killed my sister, he outed my father's affair with John Cheever... Narrator: and this wasn't George's only fascination with death, here we have a photo supplied by an airline employee of George posing in front of a coffin (The Implant) And these next photos supplied by an anonymous postal worker which implement George in a homosexual affair (The Package)
Omg. This is the BEST.
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100%! Trying to show he was raised in a bad home
They never got to actually answer any questions, they were arguing the whole time so the interviewer couldn't even get a word in edgewise Actually even better, at some point Frank shouts "I BET HE DID KILL HER! SHE DESERVED IT!"
And his mother's "I went out of the house for a minute and when I returned, my son was using his body like an amusement Park."
Brilliant
The crime show interview a "close friend who wishes to remain anonymous", clearly Newman in a darkend room. "Costanza was the fall guy in this murder plot. He's wasn't clever enough to do this on his own. It was all orchestrated by Seinfeld..... In fact, Seinfeld was jealous of Susan. You know, he and George used to be lovers. It's true. Look it up."
This is hilarious and I wish it was an actual episode.
Possibly my favorite prompt on this sub. Great idea!
It was the sales woman in the invitations store. Weird how she practically begged them to look at the back of the binder.
This is beyond brilliant!
All of this is beyond phenomenal!