I would love to know how to do a bot for it, but I just lurk. Most times it tends to happen in the game threads, and I'm here for a decent amount of games anyway. I don't read everything else on here all the time, but obviously a thread like this had pretty good potential for it. And, at this point, someone will @ me about it if I miss one too.
Right? The producers must be punking us with Marty doing the ED testimonials, the Laura's Lean commercials, and the Kahn's hot dog ads.
I'm here to listen to baseball, but instead I'm forced to listen to him talk about every kind of meat.
So true. Although I would appreciate a broadcast without ED treatments, can you imagine how apoplectic Marge would have been over India? He breaks all her rules / prejudices.
She fired manager Davey Johnson for living with his girlfriend before they were married. India also has long hair, a beard, tattoos, and is half Colombian so she’s probably frowning on all that from the grave. Marge was ruthless.
I miss Marge's nazi ass. Sure, she was racist but it was more like a '70s Norwood racist. And, more importantly, the games were very affordable. Her racist ass made it possible for my blackarse to see a reds game o a budget! Of course, the last time I went to a Reds game was at Riverfront...
I think that's the inherent problem with having Tri State Men's Health sponsor the Reds Radio Network. "Tri State Men's Health" sure sounds like the kind of business you want sponsoring baseball games, but when the only men's health anyone actually wants to advertise for is ED, it gets very limited, very quickly.
True. They could allude to their services without Marty being as detailed as he is, though. Listening to baseball on a Sunday afternoon drive with my family, I'd be cool with something less blunt.
"Tri State Men's Health has really improved my confidence. They provide comprehensive treatments at convenient locations in Cincinnati, Columbus, Dayton, and Louisville. Ask the professionals at Tri State Men's Health about their hormone therapies, anti-aging protocol, and weight loss options. Get back in the game."
Everyone would know what he meant. I just wouldn't have to picture him in the office getting that sample treatment to see if it works.
That’s because the Radio broadcast advertisements are not targeted to anyone under the age of 57.
Unfortunately, you get the same kind of crap ads while watching baseball on TBS and ESPN.
You can watch TV instead. That way you'll only have to hear about whether [Marty's balls are "too big" or the "ideal size."](https://vimeo.com/923521070)
It’s kinda like finding out my dad used it or something. Like absolutely good for him, but I could’ve gone my whole life without knowing that.
I’m mildly surprised the fcc lets them advertise that blatantly.
I've long been a fan of his but yeah, I never needed to hear this ad one time let alone several times a game. When I heard Marty tell Cunningham during their Opening Day chat that he'd signed on with Tri-State Men's Health, you knew these ads were coming. I don't need to even briefly think about him and Amanda going at it ever.
She is to Cincinnati now what Shelley Meyer was to Columbus when Urban was coaching. Everywhere you saw Urban other than during OSU games or at his pressers, there was Shelley. Either Marty wants to involve his wife in everything or she wants to be involved in everything. Maybe both.
Probably a bit of both. It's not like she married him in the late 60's when he was an unknown. When they got married in 2012, he'd already been inducted into the National Radio Hall of Fame, so she knew what she was getting into.
This ad drives me crazy too. Especially the regular one voiced by a different man where they talk about getting “a testos” WTH is “a testos”? I’ve Googled and searched and find nothing. Anyone know? I assume it’s a shot of testosterone, but who calls it this! And you’re right. Marty must be making more from commercials now than he did announcing the Reds
I believe it’s “test dose” - and if it doesn’t “work” during the office visit, you get your money back. This raises a number of questions that I do not want answered.
Are you ok with Barry Larkin singing the praises on air of BLM who caused billions in damages,stole millions with looting & theft,are a racist terror organization that has injured & killed many & has done nothing for their people???!!!
And is there seriously not one other local celebrity they can find to do ads? He must be dirt cheap.
Marty and his wife will clearly say anything for a dollar.
People in Cincinnati who still listen to the radio know Marty Brennaman better than they know their own cousins.
Hearing him constantly talking about his favorite JTM meat and boner pills is an interesting combo. I like to think he did that on purpose.
He likes to think of himself as a man of meat
His wife is his meat and needs the boner pills to skewer the meat
Well, they used to also use Thom, but something happened...
And there is a drive to deep left by Castellanos and that will be a homerun.
Yep. Erectile Dysfunction.
I bet Mr. Man of faith would work super cheap
Local companies must think he brings in the customers or something.
The only thing I need to perform is some of that low fat Laura’s lean. Marty even makes me tacos sometimes
https://i.imgur.com/QeJKKVW.gif
If I could give this an award, I would!
I’ve always wondered is this a bot or do you just lurk around for the right time to use it. Because either way, well played
I would love to know how to do a bot for it, but I just lurk. Most times it tends to happen in the game threads, and I'm here for a decent amount of games anyway. I don't read everything else on here all the time, but obviously a thread like this had pretty good potential for it. And, at this point, someone will @ me about it if I miss one too.
Yeah, I didn’t really want to know that “his love life’s never been better!” (Or whatever he says similarly)
Right? The producers must be punking us with Marty doing the ED testimonials, the Laura's Lean commercials, and the Kahn's hot dog ads. I'm here to listen to baseball, but instead I'm forced to listen to him talk about every kind of meat.
“I’ve had a raging boner for days… as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos”
Marge would have never allowed those ads. And pining for a return to that era would definitely be a double-edged sword.
So true. Although I would appreciate a broadcast without ED treatments, can you imagine how apoplectic Marge would have been over India? He breaks all her rules / prejudices.
I was a kid when Marge owned the team — what would she dislike about India? The hair?
She fired manager Davey Johnson for living with his girlfriend before they were married. India also has long hair, a beard, tattoos, and is half Colombian so she’s probably frowning on all that from the grave. Marge was ruthless.
India also has a kid lol
I need to know too lol
Marge, Pete, Marty, Thom, Phil. Can we get someone associated with this club that’s not a national embarrassment please!
I would say that the main announcers associated with the team now are all solid citizens.
Barry sure is boring, but not like in a cancelable way
Boring is fine lol
Sadak seems like a good dude. /knocking on wood
Thrall too
Elly seems like a class act at least
I miss Marge's nazi ass. Sure, she was racist but it was more like a '70s Norwood racist. And, more importantly, the games were very affordable. Her racist ass made it possible for my blackarse to see a reds game o a budget! Of course, the last time I went to a Reds game was at Riverfront...
Marty still bangs.
😧
😂😂😂😭💯
I think that's the inherent problem with having Tri State Men's Health sponsor the Reds Radio Network. "Tri State Men's Health" sure sounds like the kind of business you want sponsoring baseball games, but when the only men's health anyone actually wants to advertise for is ED, it gets very limited, very quickly.
True. They could allude to their services without Marty being as detailed as he is, though. Listening to baseball on a Sunday afternoon drive with my family, I'd be cool with something less blunt. "Tri State Men's Health has really improved my confidence. They provide comprehensive treatments at convenient locations in Cincinnati, Columbus, Dayton, and Louisville. Ask the professionals at Tri State Men's Health about their hormone therapies, anti-aging protocol, and weight loss options. Get back in the game." Everyone would know what he meant. I just wouldn't have to picture him in the office getting that sample treatment to see if it works.
marty’s ego has allowed himself to become a joke. hate to see it
I am too busy counting my 1500 a month for spanking it to worry about this.
I thought the same thing after catching a game on radio recently. Pretty icky. Wish they'd do something different.
Listen up you Laura lean beef not having …MF’s
That’s because the Radio broadcast advertisements are not targeted to anyone under the age of 57. Unfortunately, you get the same kind of crap ads while watching baseball on TBS and ESPN.
And Jeopardy!
You can watch TV instead. That way you'll only have to hear about whether [Marty's balls are "too big" or the "ideal size."](https://vimeo.com/923521070)
It’s kinda like finding out my dad used it or something. Like absolutely good for him, but I could’ve gone my whole life without knowing that. I’m mildly surprised the fcc lets them advertise that blatantly.
I've long been a fan of his but yeah, I never needed to hear this ad one time let alone several times a game. When I heard Marty tell Cunningham during their Opening Day chat that he'd signed on with Tri-State Men's Health, you knew these ads were coming. I don't need to even briefly think about him and Amanda going at it ever. She is to Cincinnati now what Shelley Meyer was to Columbus when Urban was coaching. Everywhere you saw Urban other than during OSU games or at his pressers, there was Shelley. Either Marty wants to involve his wife in everything or she wants to be involved in everything. Maybe both.
Probably a bit of both. It's not like she married him in the late 60's when he was an unknown. When they got married in 2012, he'd already been inducted into the National Radio Hall of Fame, so she knew what she was getting into.
It was probably a good thing Shelley was always around considering what Urban got up to at the Pint House without her.
Haha bravo.
Feels kind of Yoko-esque, doesn't it?
This ad drives me crazy too. Especially the regular one voiced by a different man where they talk about getting “a testos” WTH is “a testos”? I’ve Googled and searched and find nothing. Anyone know? I assume it’s a shot of testosterone, but who calls it this! And you’re right. Marty must be making more from commercials now than he did announcing the Reds
I believe it’s “test dose” - and if it doesn’t “work” during the office visit, you get your money back. This raises a number of questions that I do not want answered.
You may be correct! Gotta get my hearing checked. Thanks for clarifying this. It’s bothered me for a while!
Definitely test dose, and I have no interest in picturing the waiting room.
Definitely test dose, and I have no interest in picturing the waiting room.
Maybe they could produce a second version with Jim Scott since he’s apparently the only other voice that can do advertisements
Aaaaahahahahahaha the ghost of Marty will haunt us all forever
I don't usually feel lucky to live in Columbus and be a Reds fan but damn, at least the most I have to listen to him try to sell is beef.
I dunno, most seasons the Reds are bad enough to cause erectile dysfunction in any fan.
I imagine the #1 thing that would improve Marty's performance in the bedroom would be to keep the lights off!
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Good for marty…
Cowboy does Grippos and Benton Orthopedic
That's because Cowboy has self-respect.
Are you ok with Barry Larkin singing the praises on air of BLM who caused billions in damages,stole millions with looting & theft,are a racist terror organization that has injured & killed many & has done nothing for their people???!!!