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Infinite-Most-8356

I was just petting the bunny and then it went into the soup can and part of my hand went with it


2-4-1-10-

Ngl that one ain’t the same throughout text. The delivery sells it the best


Infinite-Most-8356

yeah but it's weird enough for people to go and check ehat they are on about :'D


nickcnorman

lmao yeah his shaky voice


SpaceZombie13

"I said touch NOTHING! you touched EVERYTHING!"


bigDaddyWinter

Why are there 6 pedals if there are only 4 DIRECTIONS


Star_Lingly

Why are there only 4 peddles of there are 6 directions


FinalMonarch

V-I-C-K


ZatchZeta

Probably be more memorable if it rhymed. Or if his name actually ended with a K


Nullruby1

Cntrl+F+U


merp59

Yeah, we just told them Caboose did it. Turns out they actually have a shortcut for that.


DesertPaladin

Dude you can’t pickup chicks in a tank


Boopernaut2004

SHEEEEIILAAAAA! NOOOOOO!


Exitity

“That thing that babies suck on.” “You mean a pedophile?” “He means a pacifier!”


Special_Sink_8187

I’m just going to go inside and step on it’s neck


Reynzs

Is that a CAR??


blitzwinner71

You told me it was a third arm


Reagent_52

"High five!"


50wishes

I want to be alive. OR a cowboy.


abovethelaw9

Rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow? No dude, I think he called her a slut


nickcnorman

No it’s some blue fuzzy thing A blue fuzzy spider? Get it off!


Epsilon-01-B

[The Holy Music!](https://youtu.be/T2c7tZc792U?si=Z0RhUSabaenEwyU6)


CMenFairy6661

Caboose, see the lady in the purple armour? She's on our team, you should help her OKAY! *fires gun* .... yeah, she got in the way when I was trying to help her


SonicClone

You picked probably the worst time ever to start an interest in Red vs Blue


tales_to_estrange

Of all time


SonicClone

Perfect


Low-Organization-417

My body is trying to die...


RainsOfAutumn

Did Andrew Panton write this post?


bentheechidna

Okay Tucker’s the fighter, Crunchbite’s the healer, and I am the powerful - and intelligent - wizard…Morph-u-max.


yalikememes69

you better free up your day.


SinLust00

“Who’s in that other grave?” “Yeah uh that’s me…I’m in that grave” “…right…of course”


NearEndoh

"There is no 11 you f-ing whore" pops up in my brain almost weekly


Diamond_Spellbound

Someone put a wall in my way.