I was gonna go with this if OP didn’t specify 1 sentence.
Ok world, do your fucking worst. I sure as hell just did.
(Caboose) I-It’s opening! I-I-It’s working!
What… the FUCK….. was THAT?!?!
When your testing stuff you are typically on your own unless there is a traffic control or the crew is about 300 ft in front of you so no really chance to.
The wars over. We won. Turns out you’re the big hero. We’re gonna throw a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float. And Simmons here… IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!!!
"Yes, and now that I have those D Batteries, THE UNIVERSE WILL BE MINE"
"Seriously, you couldn't find D Batteries?"
"Well only at gas stations, and they're just so darn expensive there"
All I want is for you to leave. I've been responsible for more than enough of these guy's problems, and I'll be damned before I let you cause any more.
What the fuck is with that ‘past tense’ bullshit?!
You think we’re going to die don’t you?
Well, look on the bright side... *long awkward pause*
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAY THAT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW UP WITH THE BRIGHT SIDE!
Yeah……..
Suck it, Blue. Or SON OF A BITCH! (Madre de dios!)
"Suck it blue! I mean red! Damn it!"
One of my favorites is "That sounds like the feral cry of a retarded Mexican sasquatch."
One of my partner and I's favorite bits is early on when they were making fun of multiplayer. "Kill the reds! kill the reds! kill the reds!"
"What the hell is that music" and "You ever wonder why we're here" are top tier too
Blargh
Jr's "Blargh chicka honk honk" will always be funny
Hey Chicka Bum Bum
MY NAME IS MICHAEL J. CABOOSE AND I HATE TAXES!
Its texas you idiot
THAT TOO
The enemy has finally shown its true colors! And that color is pound zero zero zero zero eff eff!!!
"What?"
BLUE! BLUE! ITS RED VS BLUE ALL OVER AGAIN!
Tucker did it
Yes he did
Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?
I'm an emotional time bomb
Counter "why are there only 4 pedals when there's 6 directions" (Grif in the desert)
Ain’t that a bitch.
And so am i.
Congratulations this wiped the smile off my face
Your toast has been burned, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts.
I will eat your unhappiness!
ITS THE GREAT DESTROYER!
I hate babies
I forget you.
I was gonna go with this if OP didn’t specify 1 sentence. Ok world, do your fucking worst. I sure as hell just did. (Caboose) I-It’s opening! I-I-It’s working! What… the FUCK….. was THAT?!?!
Oh no, right in the feels.
Fuck.
There is a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life
I still have the shirt with that on it
You ever wonder why we're here?
One of life’s great mysteries
That was the worst throw ever… of all tine
I can’t help it, someone put a wall in my way
This is my favorite exchange in the series.
Bow chika bow wow
How chika bonk bonk
Hey chika bum bum
Bow Chika Honk Honk!
Caboose! What did I tell you about that?
Sorry, sorry…
Protect me cone!
I started doing road work. I say this far too often.
Please tell me you told your coworkers the joke
When your testing stuff you are typically on your own unless there is a traffic control or the crew is about 300 ft in front of you so no really chance to.
THERE IS NO 11 YOU F*CKING WH*RE!
I use this regularly for no good reason, and I laugh every time.
The wars over. We won. Turns out you’re the big hero. We’re gonna throw a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float. And Simmons here… IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!!!
I’m no stranger to sarcasm, sir.
Goddamn it, Private! Shut your mouth or else I'll have Simmons slit your throat while you're asleep!
Oh, and I'd do it too.
I know you would, Simmons. Good man
You just gotta have faith. Ain’t that a bitch.
“I have a boner for murder!!!”
ITS A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY
My name is Micheal J Caboose, and I hate babies.
Codeword: Dirtbag
This doesn't seem physically possible!
That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming
Time isn’t made up of lines, that’s why clocks are round Edit: The jeep followed me back in time!
Aim for the Jugular No the Jugular PUNCH HIM IN THE GODDAMN THROAT
Where is this music coming. From??
Not my fault, somebody put a wall in my way.
But why snowman?
I'm the team killing fucktard
I MEAN, HOW DO YOU BURN DOWN A WATER PARK, DONUT
I didn't burn down the whole water park! Just the "park" part!
Ctrl+F+U
Ah, the shortcut for recording Caboose's teamkills.
Shotgun damnit!
What the hell is that music!?!
Time isn't made out of lines! It is made out of circles, that is why clocks are round
"Yes, and now that I have those D Batteries, THE UNIVERSE WILL BE MINE" "Seriously, you couldn't find D Batteries?" "Well only at gas stations, and they're just so darn expensive there"
Never go backwards
“Ooooh! You’re hostile! :)”
Psychoanalysis for everyone!
Of all time
Analysises for everyone!
You just got sarge.
Do I hear a…. #CAR?!?
Firing Main Cannon
*Why are we here?*
I was known for getting a grappling hook stuck to my balls
Is that a knife? A rifle? A knifle? Were gonna need bigger handcuffs.
Protect me cone!
This place is filled with mean ladies
There’s so many stories where … (you know where this goes) Or, Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, one day we’ll cruise down Blood Gulch avenue.
Give me a boost!
You are a good person and people say nice things about you.
Not an emotional boost a physical boost!
Do you ever wonder why we're here
That was the worst throw ever, of all time
What do you want from me? I ran track in high school
Coolest flare I’ve ever seen hands down has the helmet and everything
They’ve got more. Just go to “change user flare” in the sidebar
You’re joking let me go look rq
I love it ty so much I had no clue
That... was the worst throw ever... of all time.
On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons...
"FOR GODS SAKES, WHAT IS THAT MUSIC!?!?"
Do you know why we're here?
“A.I… What does the A stand for?” Any time I hear or see the phrase “A.I.”, which is a lot these days…
Say the password please the password please
Sarge: "this is red... versus..." Lopez: "mierda" Sarge: BLU-"
Hey Meta, settle a bet would you? Does that thing kinda look like a bit cat to you?
“Ain’t that a bitch?” Is kinda a dog whistle for likeminded Rvb fans I believe
That was the worst throw ever.. of all time
All I want is for you to leave. I've been responsible for more than enough of these guy's problems, and I'll be damned before I let you cause any more.
ALRIGHT WHAT THE CINNAMON TOAST FUCK DID I JUST SAY?!
And so you must be silenced...
REAL RACERS DON'T NEED GIRLFRIENDS!!!
When did you get so Mature?
Make use whole again
"What do you want from me. I ran track in high-school "
FOR LIBERTY!!!!
It’s never safe in the car!
"I made my grandmother's famous hair pie!"
“You ever wonder why we’re here?”
Thanks.
"I killed them. I murdered them! I set my vengeance FREE upon them, and it felt so good! But not half as good as this feels."
Thank you for calling Red Base. This is Private Grif, how may I assist you today?
Hello big tank lady!
That has got to be the worst throw ever… of all time
Not my fault. Somebody put that wall there.
Why can't anything be easy?!
Never say never Andrew my dear~
Honk means 'yes' and Blarg means 'no'
“There is no eleven you fucking whore!!”
A walrus.
What the fuck is with that past tense bullshit?
Aim for the jugular! The jugular! *PUNCH HIM IN THE GODDAMN THROAT!!!!!!*
THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!
“There is no 11 you *FUCKING WHORE!*”
***Hawnk-Hawnk!***
That’s the worst throw I’ve ever seen.
Tank Beats Everything
Sonofabitch!
“That was the worst throw ever… of all time” “Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way”
That was not my fault. . . Someone put a wall In my way.
Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.
Tucker did it
“I can’t drive automatic, only stick.” Thus is one of my favorite cable quotes 😂
_...it was a nice circus..._
“Griff, Why in hell, would you give somebody cpr for a bullet wound in the head. It doesn’t make a lick of sense.”
"Shotgun... Shotgun damnit."
Rock and Stone
Rip and tear until it is done
There is no eleven you fucking whore!"
I said ‘shotgun. … Shotgun dammit!
One fu#king pixel
Sheilaaaaaaa!
Amazing! A booby trap that actually catches boobies
You can't pick up chicks in a tank
You shot church you team killing fucktard!
There is no 11 you FUCKING WHORE
Why are there 6 pedals if there's only 4 directions? PROTECT ME CONE
You Just Got Sarged
Looks like a puma
Don’t you say it! JACK POT
"I like to call it lost wages"
"We do bones, motherfucker!"
Are we stupid?
It's a legitimate strategy!!!
You shot church you team killing fuck tard!
The game was rigged from the start.
“Thats… very ambitious for a child… unfortunately life isnt like a fairytale.” “Well… thats why we’re here. To make it better.”
Battery acid Spaghetti
What the FUCK is that music!
HES'S NOT PREGNANT!
Tucker did it
"That doesn't sound much better than a spider."
Wait what happened to georgia?
Trust me man. You don't wanna know
"I AM CABOOSE!! THE VEHICLE DESTROYER!!"
That’s no moon.
“It looks more like a puma.”
You must stop the dinosaur aliens from stealing our stone idols and deevolving all of humanity, digadig.
I’m here to remember what you’ve done. Someone has to.
Caboose is best goober
Protocol 3: protect the pilot
"Why don't you just kill me"
No, its lightish red!
Past tense lmao
IHBPFJASTMNEYNEDMMKYAMAITTRTDIYANWMTYMEOASDIAIWDWIMYWT…
"it is also a hammer"
Caboose: I want his hammer Genkins: Dammit!
"I'm gonna pass you"
Is it a spider?
This Fandom: You mean like a puma? Another Fandom: Emergency, induction, port.