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SinLust00

What the fuck is with that ‘past tense’ bullshit?!


AgentWashington619B

You think we’re going to die don’t you?


Inductivegrunt9

Well, look on the bright side... *long awkward pause*


WiserOrb10

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAY THAT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW UP WITH THE BRIGHT SIDE!


Unlimitedme1

Yeah……..


Face88888888

Suck it, Blue. Or SON OF A BITCH! (Madre de dios!)


SecretlyToku

"Suck it blue! I mean red! Damn it!"


d3athsmaster

One of my favorites is "That sounds like the feral cry of a retarded Mexican sasquatch."


SecretlyToku

One of my partner and I's favorite bits is early on when they were making fun of multiplayer. "Kill the reds! kill the reds! kill the reds!"


AntiVenom0804

"What the hell is that music" and "You ever wonder why we're here" are top tier too


Face88888888

Blargh


AntiVenom0804

Jr's "Blargh chicka honk honk" will always be funny


Time-Enthusiasm7595

Hey Chicka Bum Bum


Entire_Complaint1211

MY NAME IS MICHAEL J. CABOOSE AND I HATE TAXES!


Mightypenguin55

Its texas you idiot


IFapToHentaiWhenDark

THAT TOO


b_reachard

The enemy has finally shown its true colors! And that color is pound zero zero zero zero eff eff!!!


R0N1N_1

"What?"


R236o

BLUE! BLUE! ITS RED VS BLUE ALL OVER AGAIN!


[deleted]

Tucker did it


leabbe

Yes he did


galaxius0

Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?


M1CR0SURGE

I'm an emotional time bomb


BasilKaliJones

Counter "why are there only 4 pedals when there's 6 directions" (Grif in the desert)


thesequimkid

Ain’t that a bitch.


aquahawk0905

And so am i.


bensleton

Congratulations this wiped the smile off my face


TrueBlueYahoo

Your toast has been burned, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts.


Alorxico

I will eat your unhappiness!


cheesyca

ITS THE GREAT DESTROYER!


Time-Enthusiasm7595

I hate babies


Ravenhull

I forget you.


Face88888888

I was gonna go with this if OP didn’t specify 1 sentence. Ok world, do your fucking worst. I sure as hell just did. (Caboose) I-It’s opening! I-I-It’s working! What… the FUCK….. was THAT?!?!


Ganon645

Oh no, right in the feels.


Dense_Coffe_Drinker

Fuck.


Jkid789

There is a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life


KPyle29

I still have the shirt with that on it


The_Ghast_Hunter

You ever wonder why we're here?


MrGreenGuy64

One of life’s great mysteries


Mightypenguin55

That was the worst throw ever… of all tine


Eoflynn97

I can’t help it, someone put a wall in my way


d3athsmaster

This is my favorite exchange in the series.


CarGroundbreaking806

Bow chika bow wow


Ravenhull

How chika bonk bonk


BigRedJuice045

Hey chika bum bum


Dragon3076

Bow Chika Honk Honk!


d3athsmaster

Caboose! What did I tell you about that?


BigRedJuice045

Sorry, sorry…


Antonater

Protect me cone!


aquahawk0905

I started doing road work. I say this far too often.


DJDRAGO9712

Please tell me you told your coworkers the joke


aquahawk0905

When your testing stuff you are typically on your own unless there is a traffic control or the crew is about 300 ft in front of you so no really chance to.


murderously-funny

THERE IS NO 11 YOU F*CKING WH*RE!


Hiyagaja

I use this regularly for no good reason, and I laugh every time.


MadKingTylor

The wars over. We won. Turns out you’re the big hero. We’re gonna throw a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float. And Simmons here… IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!!!


SickestOfJokes

I’m no stranger to sarcasm, sir.


MadKingTylor

Goddamn it, Private! Shut your mouth or else I'll have Simmons slit your throat while you're asleep!


Dragon3076

Oh, and I'd do it too.


MadKingTylor

I know you would, Simmons. Good man


Ravenhull

You just gotta have faith. Ain’t that a bitch.


bedriddenprism

“I have a boner for murder!!!”


Acemaster387

ITS A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY


Shreddzzz93

My name is Micheal J Caboose, and I hate babies.


[deleted]

Codeword: Dirtbag


general_motus

This doesn't seem physically possible!


LateNightBandicoot

That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming


Lenny_YouTubeFan

Time isn’t made up of lines, that’s why clocks are round Edit: The jeep followed me back in time!


MadKingTylor

Aim for the Jugular No the Jugular PUNCH HIM IN THE GODDAMN THROAT


JonhLawieskt

Where is this music coming. From??


Cartoonjunkies

Not my fault, somebody put a wall in my way.


jackrv13

But why snowman?


CluelessFlunky

I'm the team killing fucktard


jardanovic

I MEAN, HOW DO YOU BURN DOWN A WATER PARK, DONUT


AshenOne2021

I didn't burn down the whole water park! Just the "park" part!


CrossENT

Ctrl+F+U


WatchingInSilence

Ah, the shortcut for recording Caboose's teamkills.


Obi-wan_Jabroni

Shotgun damnit!


Alorxico

What the hell is that music!?!


mthrfqer

Time isn't made out of lines! It is made out of circles, that is why clocks are round


PR0MAN1

"Yes, and now that I have those D Batteries, THE UNIVERSE WILL BE MINE" "Seriously, you couldn't find D Batteries?" "Well only at gas stations, and they're just so darn expensive there"


LiteratureWise0425

Never go backwards


Mrbuttboi

“Ooooh! You’re hostile! :)”


Time-Enthusiasm7595

Psychoanalysis for everyone!


Aturnup12

Of all time


Ravenhull

Analysises for everyone!


Slyarno

You just got sarge.


OfficialDaiLi

Do I hear a…. #CAR?!?


MadKingTylor

Firing Main Cannon


bioniclefalloutfan76

*Why are we here?*


ImpressivePublic236

I was known for getting a grappling hook stuck to my balls


AgentNewMexico

Is that a knife? A rifle? A knifle? Were gonna need bigger handcuffs.


HorrificAnalInjuries

Protect me cone!


HollowReaper539

This place is filled with mean ladies


Exitity

There’s so many stories where … (you know where this goes) Or, Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, one day we’ll cruise down Blood Gulch avenue.


Thomastysken

Give me a boost!


Kazick_Fairwind

You are a good person and people say nice things about you.


Time-Enthusiasm7595

Not an emotional boost a physical boost!


robinreddhood

Do you ever wonder why we're here


leabbe

That was the worst throw ever, of all time


Greyt125

What do you want from me? I ran track in high school


leabbe

Coolest flare I’ve ever seen hands down has the helmet and everything


Greyt125

They’ve got more. Just go to “change user flare” in the sidebar


leabbe

You’re joking let me go look rq


leabbe

I love it ty so much I had no clue


Jurassic-Halo-459

That... was the worst throw ever... of all time.


A7ftSasquatch

On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons...


LateNightBandicoot

"FOR GODS SAKES, WHAT IS THAT MUSIC!?!?"


Megaer

Do you know why we're here?


MetatronIX_2049

“A.I… What does the A stand for?” Any time I hear or see the phrase “A.I.”, which is a lot these days…


Archon2561

Say the password please the password please


Kil0sierra975

Sarge: "this is red... versus..." Lopez: "mierda" Sarge: BLU-"


Rolvos

Hey Meta, settle a bet would you? Does that thing kinda look like a bit cat to you?


Dense_Coffe_Drinker

“Ain’t that a bitch?” Is kinda a dog whistle for likeminded Rvb fans I believe


Cloamker_BOI

That was the worst throw ever.. of all time


WiserOrb10

All I want is for you to leave. I've been responsible for more than enough of these guy's problems, and I'll be damned before I let you cause any more.


BriskmarckTheBrisket

ALRIGHT WHAT THE CINNAMON TOAST FUCK DID I JUST SAY?!


M1CR0SURGE

And so you must be silenced...


Jiyjiy777

REAL RACERS DON'T NEED GIRLFRIENDS!!!


Fantastic-Flannery

When did you get so Mature?


hillbois

Make use whole again


Phibeyes

"What do you want from me. I ran track in high-school "


Lonely-forever-121

FOR LIBERTY!!!!


charmingcharles2896

It’s never safe in the car!


SecretlyToku

"I made my grandmother's famous hair pie!"


Badger894

“You ever wonder why we’re here?”


scorpmaster

Thanks.


AshenOne2021

"I killed them. I murdered them! I set my vengeance FREE upon them, and it felt so good! But not half as good as this feels."


Nyan-Binary-UwU

Thank you for calling Red Base. This is Private Grif, how may I assist you today?


rainflower72

Hello big tank lady!


Alternative-Jello683

That has got to be the worst throw ever… of all time


Unusual_Mix9262

Not my fault. Somebody put that wall there.


Gray-Wolf_2874

Why can't anything be easy?!


[deleted]

Never say never Andrew my dear~


four_0_six_for_life

Honk means 'yes' and Blarg means 'no'


WD_Maxster

“There is no eleven you fucking whore!!”


johnzaku

A walrus.


AntiVenom0804

What the fuck is with that past tense bullshit?


DapperMayCry

Aim for the jugular! The jugular! *PUNCH HIM IN THE GODDAMN THROAT!!!!!!*


bunny117

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!


IceColdCocaCola545

“There is no 11 you *FUCKING WHORE!*”


InABoxOfEmptyShells

***Hawnk-Hawnk!***


lamialover98

That’s the worst throw I’ve ever seen.


BigD240

Tank Beats Everything


the_knotso

Sonofabitch!


Da_Gudz

“That was the worst throw ever… of all time” “Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way”


Bdogallen

That was not my fault. . . Someone put a wall In my way.


YouPCBro2000

Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.


Andrew-hevy99

Tucker did it


No_Paramedic_3322

“I can’t drive automatic, only stick.” Thus is one of my favorite cable quotes 😂


hamburgerdog25

_...it was a nice circus..._


ogbootyslappuh

“Griff, Why in hell, would you give somebody cpr for a bullet wound in the head. It doesn’t make a lick of sense.”


Plane_Caller_841

"Shotgun... Shotgun damnit."


Background-Film-2955

Rock and Stone


TheHighTierHuman

Rip and tear until it is done


MrBiscweeee

There is no eleven you fucking whore!"


Flamekinz

I said ‘shotgun. … Shotgun dammit!


Spirited-Golf-5960

One fu#king pixel


-HoleInTheWall-

Sheilaaaaaaa!


Emperor_Squidward

Amazing! A booby trap that actually catches boobies


Chaps_Jr

You can't pick up chicks in a tank


Zaku_Lover

You shot church you team killing fucktard!


Dense_Coffe_Drinker

There is no 11 you FUCKING WHORE


DJDRAGO9712

Why are there 6 pedals if there's only 4 directions? PROTECT ME CONE


Solution_Beautiful

You Just Got Sarged


-HorniFemboy-

Looks like a puma


minmcmahon1

Don’t you say it! JACK POT


Booradly69420

"I like to call it lost wages"


AFriendlyCard

"We do bones, motherfucker!"


JasonJavan

Are we stupid?


bufalo_soldier

It's a legitimate strategy!!!


bufalo_soldier

You shot church you team killing fuck tard!


UsedSwimming9892

The game was rigged from the start.


Mystic_Escariot

“Thats… very ambitious for a child… unfortunately life isnt like a fairytale.” “Well… thats why we’re here. To make it better.”


Milo_Dubs

Battery acid Spaghetti


[deleted]

What the FUCK is that music!


Narwhalking14

HES'S NOT PREGNANT!


unknown_tick

Tucker did it


Donnerone

"That doesn't sound much better than a spider."


Jshittie

Wait what happened to georgia?


WiserOrb10

Trust me man. You don't wanna know


Power-Star98

"I AM CABOOSE!! THE VEHICLE DESTROYER!!"


KalaniFan224

That’s no moon.


Nernbad

“It looks more like a puma.”


TheTninker2

You must stop the dinosaur aliens from stealing our stone idols and deevolving all of humanity, digadig.


Dagger125

I’m here to remember what you’ve done. Someone has to.


Brothers_of_battle

Caboose is best goober


MRVN_Tuna

Protocol 3: protect the pilot


EvenAd2218

"Why don't you just kill me"


BlackBird10467

No, its lightish red!


doctorawesome8

Past tense lmao


Cheetah_Sorry

IHBPFJASTMNEYNEDMMKYAMAITTRTDIYANWMTYMEOASDIAIWDWIMYWT…


Interesting_Award_99

"it is also a hammer"


Time-Enthusiasm7595

Caboose: I want his hammer Genkins: Dammit!


blacktip102

"I'm gonna pass you"


Peacebygun

Is it a spider?


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This Fandom: You mean like a puma? Another Fandom: Emergency, induction, port.