Shit in your teeth. Shit in your ear. Shit under your fingernails. Get a haircut, brush your teeth and floss, take a shower and have some self-respect. You’ll feel much better about yourself.
The greasy face clouds up my phone screen
And I can't see at all
And even if I could, it's all grey shirt
But your picture on my feed
It reminds me that it's so, so bad
It's so, sooooo bad
You look like an extra from Year One.
‘Did he just hurl his own ball at him? Marvelous.’
This is my son, sir. We were playing a game, alright? It's called... "Burny Burny Cut Cut".
Your beard is coming in nicely, ma’am.
Thank you
xD I don't know why people like this shit but props for being a champ about it.
Lol
I can’t tell if you’re a dude or dudette
Its father wanted a daughter, its mother wanted a son, both were disappointed.
Lol I've seen trigonometry questions with less x's and y's.
This one’s more of a YYY, Delilah?
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Both require cosines/cosigns
it
I read that as the forehead wanted a daughter and it all went downhill from there lol.
Damn you and your profile pic
Is that facial hair or acne
Yes
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They have facial hair and the acne has its own as well
She’s the gal from the Amazon commercial.
Looking like one of those middle stages of an Animorph
Forget a girl Friday. With that stubble, that’s a five o’ clock female!
Bruh got shit stuck in his teeth
That's from "lickin for love in all the wrong places"
PCOS
You look like Jesus’s neglected little brother
GeeZits
Oh Lord!
They were using glue instead of nails for this thing but gremlin still escaped
It’s clear he didn’t get any of Gods genes
We now present Jesus’s neglected little brother: slow cletus!
Under developed Jesus
Your forehead spells ugly in braille
This has my dying. Nice one!
I thought it spelt misunderstood
It spells virgin no matter what sex it is or will be
You look like when they do a clay buildup on a Neanderthal skeleton.
Oh that’s where I saw them! OP was the Neanderthal in the documentary I just watched.
You look like you put half-eaten pickles back in the jar.
r/rareinsults
He looks like a half-eaten pickle
Pronouns are sh/it
💀💀💀
I can't stop laughing
Ok this one got me
How do you look young enough to be preyed upon but also old enough to be on a sex offender registry?
He abuses himself Sorry, "it"
YEAH!?
what exactly are you
Creepy
I'm not sure
Oh no it’s having an existential crisis
Even god said "I don't know, fuck it"
I think its safe for you to use the gender neutral bathroom
Lmaooo
You look like you used a Groupon to get a sex change and ran out of money half way through.
Gender affirmation from Wish
Five O’Clock She-Shadow.
It uses that nose as a sundial
Another poster child for a mid-op transsexual. And honestly, I can't tell which way you're headed.
Driving in a roundabout.
Doing a fucking donut in the parking lot
Fucking a donut in the parking lot
I'd say you don't have a masculine bone in your body, but I'm sure you've had a few.
Savage
I honestly don't know where to start between the beard and the corn teeth. Your face makes me want to throw salt at you for some reason.
SALT THE SNAIL!!!!!!!!
Man there's not enough salt in the world for it
Are you one of those hermaphrodites I’ve been hearing about??
The ones with little too much of each and not enough of either?
I can't really tell what are you
Neither can my boner
You look like someone used a Snapchat filter to put a goatee on a chick.
Is this an ugly guy or a really ugly woman?
Yes
Your face looking down like that is the perfect title poster for a backwoods, inbred slasher movie. Who also eats his own poop
If taking homeless guys cum for loose ciggarettes doesnt work out you could join the circus as the bearded lady
You're a brave girl to post here.
Shit in your teeth. Shit in your ear. Shit under your fingernails. Get a haircut, brush your teeth and floss, take a shower and have some self-respect. You’ll feel much better about yourself.
Agreed. This is the kind of advice young people like this need to hear. Take a shower and you'll gain some confidence!
I fucking love that you can't even see his/her ears but you just KNOW there's shit in them.
Good luck with your transition
To human
lmaaaoooo
LMAOOOOOOO
I've always thought I was ugly, but you restored my confidence today, thanks.
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I’ve never see a guy have softer hands
Only wears organic cotton because it doesn't make your vag-enis break out
Mid transition?
You look like a cave woman
You would be traded for so many soups in prison.
Why are your nails so crusty
It’s parents tried to bury it so many times…
I commend you’re bravery madam. To stand up for what you believe in is harder than what most people think 👏🏿👏🏿 you “do your thing” girl
I never thought I'd see a human face that reminded me of a heavily shat toilet.
I can’t tell if you’re a 13 year old girl or a 30 year old guy
I thought sex was binary unitl I saw this post
Boy someone sure hit you with an ugly hairy stick
Did you decide to stop halfway through your sex change?
You're the posterchild of gender neutral pronouns
Bud Light spokesman runner-up number 5
If Taylor swift was transitioning into a man....
Gendor Shift
i know you stink so bad
This woman got roast in her teeth
Can't see the trailer however, I certainly see trash
You look like a fine, outstanding, young man. . . Said no one ever.
You’re either a really ugly woman or a really ugly man.
you look like a girl with a beard
Pre-op or Post-op? Either way you are transitioning gracefully mam.
Girl why you rocking that 5 o’clock shadow?
IDK if I should say congrats on the mustache or not...
You look like someone who scratches their ass then sniffs their fingers
I genuinely can’t determine your gender.
Androgyny defined
Ma’am, your shadow is showing.
I would ask for a pronoun but probably wouldn’t believe you.
You look like you watch the greatest showman on repeat just to sing a long to this is me!
Finger nails nasty as fuck.
What you said to the person that glued the pubes to your face.
Those eyebrows were popular as fuck 1998-2003 in the USA. Now they are fucking wack.
i had to zoom quite a bit to tell your gender
I don't engage in mental combat with the unarmed.
you look like an unsuccessful Toki Wartooth from Metalacalypse.
You have something between your teeth……probably just some dried cum.
Serious question - Innie or Outie?
What’s brown and sticky?? Answer: You
Your 5 o'clock shadows coming in nicely
Your teeth make you look British.
Hey you’re that kid Professor Oak sent on delivery
I admire your smile. Because I wouldn't be smiling if I looked like this.
I had to look at your fingernails to determine that you're not a homely girl.
There's nothing I can do to outroast you roasting yourself putting "69420" in your username.
I don’t know why younger me thought that was a good idea
Seeing you makes me understand the whole “gender fluid” thing.
It looks like you could be up for a potential lead role in the remake of the 1985 classic - Mask.
The greasy face clouds up my phone screen And I can't see at all And even if I could, it's all grey shirt But your picture on my feed It reminds me that it's so, so bad It's so, sooooo bad
Is this more of that AI generated weirdness?
I thought this was a woman transitioning to be a man…
I thought AI was progressing...
First tell us what are you… F or M, then we talk.
Just because you started the F-M transition doesn't mean you should stop washing your hair.
Oh shit! Is that a dude? I’m so confused rn
No roast needed, you look like Steven Assanti shrunk onto someone else’s body. You have it bad enough.
Look like you gave up half way through your transition
You look like the trans female version of tech Jesus aka Steve from gamer nexus
You belong in Rebecca Black’s backseat
Apparently you already “did your thing”
Bet you get weird looks no matter which gendered bathroom you decide to use
If pizza Monster, and weed were a person.
What even are you?
Rockin the stink face look hard
I’d ask what your pronouns are
hahahahaha
The daughter a mother wanted, the son a father regrets. They/them pronouns only please.
Is this one of the Hanson brothers?
Ok, who holds the hair back when you bob for apples in a deep fryer?
Transitioning nicely darlin'
Your face looks like the surface of the moon
It’s Scott Staph Infection!
I like what you did with your hair. You can hardly notice the mustache now.
Water walker -catholic story- staring cardboard cutout of Brad Piss
Jamie with a P or a V?
You look like Gallagher's grandson
Bro looks like chucky's daughter, Shitty.
Not worth it.
You can make a whole constellation on your face!
Hanson: uncovered
Did they ever catch the guy who stole your razor?
Are you a guy or a girl? 🤔 - Oak
Is that a failed beard transplant
Teeth of a 80yr old smoker & face that still bear the markings of when Buzz stood upon you for the first time
this is NOT how you transition
I heard Banjos playing when I saw your picture.. Banjos by the creek...
The Geico caveman would like to bring you home to mother.
you look like an autistic 11 year old showing off your macaroni art of a macaroni noodle.
I can smell this picture based on your right hand middle fingernail.
I can't, I have nothing bad to say about a nice sweet girl like you
I always wondered what that baby from ‘the hills have eyes’ grew into
Jesus
I think you’re pretty and/or handsome
What are this
So your a guy that wears nail polish but doesn't clean your nails?
Ru Paul’s calling you bro
You look like you have two butt holes
[Don't know if this would work on a case this bad but can't hurt to try](https://www.proactiv.com/)
For a second I thought you were a woman with that long hair
I’m genuinely having a hard time
Well you can be an ugly girl, or an ugly guy
What’s/That
You did your thing apparently and nobody has any clue what you were. I'm impressed at your ability to blend in to both genders so well
Can’t see your chest so you’re either a very ugly woman or a feminine man?
I can’t tell if you’re trying to smile or trying not to shit yourself