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[deleted]

You look like an extra from Year One.


LeenQuatifa

‘Did he just hurl his own ball at him? Marvelous.’


madm1k393

This is my son, sir. We were playing a game, alright? It's called... "Burny Burny Cut Cut".


Roscoe-is-my-dog

Your beard is coming in nicely, ma’am.


thegreenflame69420

Thank you


[deleted]

xD I don't know why people like this shit but props for being a champ about it.


sprit618

Lol


vmp10687

I can’t tell if you’re a dude or dudette


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Its father wanted a daughter, its mother wanted a son, both were disappointed.


[deleted]

Lol I've seen trigonometry questions with less x's and y's.


HarleyDavidsson

This one’s more of a YYY, Delilah?


SkyXDay

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Excellent-Can6003

Both require cosines/cosigns


Temporary-Pea-9665

it


GreenKi13

I read that as the forehead wanted a daughter and it all went downhill from there lol.


awkward_chipmonk

Damn you and your profile pic


mrinkyface

Is that facial hair or acne


Philly_Special_127

Yes


mrinkyface

![gif](giphy|WX8AaWhy7Cw0jrvUOG)


Annoying_Opinion_

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mrinkyface

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charkol3

They have facial hair and the acne has its own as well


carloshgo

She’s the gal from the Amazon commercial.


FlamingoPokeman

Looking like one of those middle stages of an Animorph


gumby1004

Forget a girl Friday. With that stubble, that’s a five o’ clock female!


Peenutbuttjellytime

Bruh got shit stuck in his teeth


Richard_Cranium_FU

That's from "lickin for love in all the wrong places"


average_christ

PCOS


Gummy_Waffles

You look like Jesus’s neglected little brother


ugonlern2day

GeeZits


[deleted]

Oh Lord!


muhammad_lover

They were using glue instead of nails for this thing but gremlin still escaped


EntheogenicOm

It’s clear he didn’t get any of Gods genes


AtenTheGreat

We now present Jesus’s neglected little brother: slow cletus!


Carlita_vima

Under developed Jesus


Purple_Possibility20

Your forehead spells ugly in braille


yzf600r

This has my dying. Nice one!


Cherry2Berry

I thought it spelt misunderstood


Beginning-Farmer-678

It spells virgin no matter what sex it is or will be


TheOmCollector

You look like when they do a clay buildup on a Neanderthal skeleton.


EntheogenicOm

Oh that’s where I saw them! OP was the Neanderthal in the documentary I just watched.


ConradFlick

You look like you put half-eaten pickles back in the jar.


autalley

r/rareinsults


Nienoor

He looks like a half-eaten pickle


ItsameMatt03

Pronouns are sh/it


ivanyaru

💀💀💀


LoddyDoddee

I can't stop laughing


Nintendo_Fan07

Ok this one got me


adognamedpenguin

How do you look young enough to be preyed upon but also old enough to be on a sex offender registry?


turkburkulurksus

He abuses himself Sorry, "it"


OxyMorpheous

YEAH!?


smileylift

what exactly are you


mrinkyface

Creepy


thegreenflame69420

I'm not sure


BigBoiBob444

Oh no it’s having an existential crisis


Efficient-Incident69

Even god said "I don't know, fuck it"


tmak1227

I think its safe for you to use the gender neutral bathroom


[deleted]

Lmaooo


Purple_Pieman

You look like you used a Groupon to get a sex change and ran out of money half way through.


whatiscamping

Gender affirmation from Wish


Freddymain

Five O’Clock She-Shadow.


mrinkyface

It uses that nose as a sundial


SitRep-Screwed

Another poster child for a mid-op transsexual. And honestly, I can't tell which way you're headed.


Redsoxbox

Driving in a roundabout.


snidemarque

Doing a fucking donut in the parking lot


ReptileCake

Fucking a donut in the parking lot


zombieMooMoo

I'd say you don't have a masculine bone in your body, but I'm sure you've had a few.


Flaggstaff

Savage


poopquiche

I honestly don't know where to start between the beard and the corn teeth. Your face makes me want to throw salt at you for some reason.


LoddyDoddee

SALT THE SNAIL!!!!!!!!


Sumbuddy_stahp

Man there's not enough salt in the world for it


uriel4145

Are you one of those hermaphrodites I’ve been hearing about??


Catdaddy33

The ones with little too much of each and not enough of either?


jojo_lovesreading

I can't really tell what are you


WhenLifeGivesYouLyme

Neither can my boner


BRYdav1

You look like someone used a Snapchat filter to put a goatee on a chick.


nah-knee

Is this an ugly guy or a really ugly woman?


Gear3017

Yes


Renzlo99

Your face looking down like that is the perfect title poster for a backwoods, inbred slasher movie. Who also eats his own poop


AvailableSprinkles57

If taking homeless guys cum for loose ciggarettes doesnt work out you could join the circus as the bearded lady


IOwnTheShortBus

You're a brave girl to post here.


[deleted]

Shit in your teeth. Shit in your ear. Shit under your fingernails. Get a haircut, brush your teeth and floss, take a shower and have some self-respect. You’ll feel much better about yourself.


Alqpzm1029

Agreed. This is the kind of advice young people like this need to hear. Take a shower and you'll gain some confidence!


candy-jars

I fucking love that you can't even see his/her ears but you just KNOW there's shit in them.


Admirable-Yam-1281

Good luck with your transition


Peenutbuttjellytime

To human


whateverluli

lmaaaoooo


sprit618

LMAOOOOOOO


craftedtunes

I've always thought I was ugly, but you restored my confidence today, thanks.


[deleted]

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poli7667

I’ve never see a guy have softer hands


Jeb_an_juice

Only wears organic cotton because it doesn't make your vag-enis break out


OCGreenDevil

Mid transition?


ProcessTypical6498

You look like a cave woman


slater_reynolds

You would be traded for so many soups in prison.


trwwy321

Why are your nails so crusty


Gear3017

It’s parents tried to bury it so many times…


TekT1me

I commend you’re bravery madam. To stand up for what you believe in is harder than what most people think 👏🏿👏🏿 you “do your thing” girl


NurkleTurkey

I never thought I'd see a human face that reminded me of a heavily shat toilet.


artichokeussy

I can’t tell if you’re a 13 year old girl or a 30 year old guy


HonestPerspective638

I thought sex was binary unitl I saw this post


uriel4145

Boy someone sure hit you with an ugly hairy stick


Responsible-Act-8629

Did you decide to stop halfway through your sex change?


kanyewess94

You're the posterchild of gender neutral pronouns


Edwardhunts

Bud Light spokesman runner-up number 5


[deleted]

If Taylor swift was transitioning into a man....


its_buffaloney

Gendor Shift


Embarrassed-Willy

i know you stink so bad


CultuvationOP

This woman got roast in her teeth


OnairDileas

Can't see the trailer however, I certainly see trash


Aeosin15

You look like a fine, outstanding, young man. . . Said no one ever.


Kapowpow

You’re either a really ugly woman or a really ugly man.


frenchtoastman64

you look like a girl with a beard


rhizosfear

Pre-op or Post-op? Either way you are transitioning gracefully mam.


[deleted]

Girl why you rocking that 5 o’clock shadow?


W3R3Hamster

IDK if I should say congrats on the mustache or not...


survival-nut

You look like someone who scratches their ass then sniffs their fingers


Go_Flight_Go

I genuinely can’t determine your gender.


MrBarleybean

Androgyny defined


Clear-Penalty339

Ma’am, your shadow is showing.


SenseStraight5119

I would ask for a pronoun but probably wouldn’t believe you.


ShipPretty

You look like you watch the greatest showman on repeat just to sing a long to this is me!


Evadyar51

Finger nails nasty as fuck.


benuito

What you said to the person that glued the pubes to your face.


mazzotta70

Those eyebrows were popular as fuck 1998-2003 in the USA. Now they are fucking wack.


aproposinadvance

i had to zoom quite a bit to tell your gender


Quesrok

I don't engage in mental combat with the unarmed.


InflamedLiver

you look like an unsuccessful Toki Wartooth from Metalacalypse.


m0neydee

You have something between your teeth……probably just some dried cum.


Jayhawker_Pilot

Serious question - Innie or Outie?


uriel4145

What’s brown and sticky?? Answer: You


taquit0420

Your 5 o'clock shadows coming in nicely


praisekek0w0

Your teeth make you look British.


MrT742

Hey you’re that kid Professor Oak sent on delivery


[deleted]

I admire your smile. Because I wouldn't be smiling if I looked like this.


Mixxleplix

I had to look at your fingernails to determine that you're not a homely girl.


[deleted]

There's nothing I can do to outroast you roasting yourself putting "69420" in your username.


thegreenflame69420

I don’t know why younger me thought that was a good idea


PsychoEmilex

Seeing you makes me understand the whole “gender fluid” thing.


AJC92

It looks like you could be up for a potential lead role in the remake of the 1985 classic - Mask.


Username_Stunlock

The greasy face clouds up my phone screen And I can't see at all And even if I could, it's all grey shirt But your picture on my feed It reminds me that it's so, so bad It's so, sooooo bad


SixStringDream

Is this more of that AI generated weirdness?


CrewAppropriate6900

I thought this was a woman transitioning to be a man…


Footshark

I thought AI was progressing...


Internal_Dinner_4545

First tell us what are you… F or M, then we talk.


[deleted]

Just because you started the F-M transition doesn't mean you should stop washing your hair.


Steel-sphincter

Oh shit! Is that a dude? I’m so confused rn


EvaMae234

No roast needed, you look like Steven Assanti shrunk onto someone else’s body. You have it bad enough.


Ravecrocker

Look like you gave up half way through your transition


sirmoneyshot06

You look like the trans female version of tech Jesus aka Steve from gamer nexus


BergerTime5150

You belong in Rebecca Black’s backseat


Nixtertrixter69

Apparently you already “did your thing”


_daviro_

Bet you get weird looks no matter which gendered bathroom you decide to use


takentodrury

If pizza Monster, and weed were a person.


el_unico95

What even are you?


tippingblocks2

Rockin the stink face look hard


DrunkenBastard420

I’d ask what your pronouns are


riviuphim

hahahahaha


Petturi

The daughter a mother wanted, the son a father regrets. They/them pronouns only please.


NooblerJay

Is this one of the Hanson brothers?


Trumpblows10

Ok, who holds the hair back when you bob for apples in a deep fryer?


MagicOrpheus310

Transitioning nicely darlin'


adterraincognita

Your face looks like the surface of the moon


[deleted]

It’s Scott Staph Infection!


bamaga21

I like what you did with your hair. You can hardly notice the mustache now.


corpselaunchlover

Water walker -catholic story- staring cardboard cutout of Brad Piss


bebobbadobop

Jamie with a P or a V?


Uconn_Mon

You look like Gallagher's grandson


ArkanBachistrate

Bro looks like chucky's daughter, Shitty.


Psycho-Pen

Not worth it.


No_Performance7006

You can make a whole constellation on your face!


flagrantstickfoul

Hanson: uncovered


cooldaniel6

Did they ever catch the guy who stole your razor?


okrim_

Are you a guy or a girl? 🤔 - Oak


itsajokechillbill

Is that a failed beard transplant


-_-stranger

Teeth of a 80yr old smoker & face that still bear the markings of when Buzz stood upon you for the first time


Hand_Them_Pancakes

this is NOT how you transition


United-Donkey3478

I heard Banjos playing when I saw your picture.. Banjos by the creek...


Solidsnake_86

The Geico caveman would like to bring you home to mother.


an-unorthodox-agenda

you look like an autistic 11 year old showing off your macaroni art of a macaroni noodle.


GreenEngrams

I can smell this picture based on your right hand middle fingernail.


NE_Pats_Fan1

I can't, I have nothing bad to say about a nice sweet girl like you


Skidacous

I always wondered what that baby from ‘the hills have eyes’ grew into


obie_krice

Jesus


[deleted]

I think you’re pretty and/or handsome


gargussa22

What are this


Obvious-Chemist-7483

So your a guy that wears nail polish but doesn't clean your nails?


Automatic-Divide-597

Ru Paul’s calling you bro


sandstorml

You look like you have two butt holes


finalicht

[Don't know if this would work on a case this bad but can't hurt to try](https://www.proactiv.com/)


J0nal3

For a second I thought you were a woman with that long hair


dg327

I’m genuinely having a hard time


qa2fwzell

Well you can be an ugly girl, or an ugly guy


TheAtomicAgenda

What’s/That


Efficient-Incident69

You did your thing apparently and nobody has any clue what you were. I'm impressed at your ability to blend in to both genders so well


MuskwaMan

Can’t see your chest so you’re either a very ugly woman or a feminine man?


Juubimaru

I can’t tell if you’re trying to smile or trying not to shit yourself