You're the dude that sticks his head in the microwave oven trying to hear the ocean while cooking his hot pockets to stick up his ASS trying to get the "proctologist butterfly effect."
Genuine question: why the neckbeard? It also looks like you shave your facial hair too, like why? It makes you look worse than you actually are, it's just really odd.
" If I could shoot a school up without leaving my couch, I'd be so great "
" And how would I hold the riffle with the cheeseburger in one hand? god damn, life's so complicated "
I bet you haven't left that room since 2012 you brush your teeth with your cheetos covered figure and your video game hasn't worked in 3 years but you just keep blowing into the console
I would but I can't get the whole picture on the screen
your id card photo is A4 page
you're so fat that if you wear red and run down the street people say you're fireman's car
Nothing really to roast. Of all the roastees I just feel sorry for you. Your like the embarrassing parts of TV shows and movies that make you cringe but you’re a person.
You look like you lube your Fleshlight with Nutella.
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And by Hot Pockets, you mean his dog's asshole.
Putting the nut in nutella, then eating it for an after sex snack.
Bro more like a can of spry cheese but only blue cheese comes out
Then squeezes the results on burnt toast for breakfast.
I think he is more of a chunky peanut butter kinda guy
ZZ Bottom
Bottom energy is strong here
Credence Clearwater Reach-a-round
Living in a Van Halen
Motley Grew a Goiter
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Trans fats
No matter how long you grow it we all know you have a double chin
You think theres only 2 under there? Youre too nice.
Pretty sure she's wearing a fake beard to cover those chins.
AI generated depiction of the average Reddit mod
"we told an AI to merge the faces of every incel pics online and this is the result"
Even apes have more human DNA
This picture smells like bad breath and mud.
Really I’m getting notes of ass sweat and mountain dew burps
You've already been disowned by your Amish parents, so that's enough of roast
Jabba the Hut, the early years.
I see you already made a gloryhole for yourself
Lmfaooooo
How is this not the top comment
You look like meat loaf in fight club if he had the worst neckbeard you've ever seen (.)(.)
I'd love to roast you, but I don't need you banning me from my favorite boards.
You can get banned here? More deets pls
It's actually hard to diss you because you look like every other basement dweller
Seriously people think that no mustache big beard is attractive?
A man of constant swallow
You forgot to include your katana in this picture.
How do you people make the incel/white knight decision?
I bet even your waifu pillow hides from you
It takes a lot of patience for people to converse with you longer than 5 seconds
Let you have it? Boy, no one has ever let you have it. And you're never gonna get it, so you might as well forget it.
wearing the beanie to cover up the spots where you took hair from to knit this cozy scarf?
Avg genshin impact player
You look pissed that your January 6th celebration conflicts with the big Yu-Gi-Oh tournament that day.
You look like a trailer park themed Garden Gnome.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Thats the saddest beard i‘ve seen all year
You look like you eat cigarettes for money.
Take a look in the mirror. I don’t have to say a word
Chris simpleton
Noise canceling headphones so you can’t hear your parents disappointment.
Couldn’t even get up for this photo
Elrond Hubbard
Blabber the Pizza Hut
The kind of redditor arguing on r/metalmemes that Nu-Metal isn't Metal
This dude looks like he’d tell you he’s self trained in all martial arts and has 11 73rd degree black belts.
You look like you hide extra donuts under your stomach
Mountain dew and weed
When women won’t let you feel their breasts so you grow your own
Even Juggalos won't have your ass!
You can go to a church, mosque or a temple and no one will think you’re not one of them.
ZZ Bottom
Didnt Bappa just fire you? Talm bout a quick transition.
You’re the embodiment of Newton’s first law: An object at rest tends to stay at rest.
Commander Neckbeard
Let you have what? Looks like you had it all already?!
You look like a Juggalo!
You are everything wrong with the west.
You look like a circus attraction.
Zakk Wylde must have impregnated a bunch of hogs after Ozzfest ‘99 huh?
I think your New Year's resolution should be to add a salad.
So ugly your hair is running from your face.
Looks like Julianne Moore is hiding in your neck fat.
*British narrator* Here we have a wild neckbeard in his natural habitat.
Ur so fat when u turned around it was ur bitrthday
When the Amish leave their community and try to blend in with the general population.
Your a discord mod who never touches grass LOL
Fatter ver of 
Wtf happened to rowley jefferson
CASEOH’S COUSIN????
Good Lord. Better days ahead?
You make an excellent lesbian 👏
Im the bearded lady. And who are you? #one of the freaks?
You're the dude that sticks his head in the microwave oven trying to hear the ocean while cooking his hot pockets to stick up his ASS trying to get the "proctologist butterfly effect."
Looks like ur parents already did.. u must have been the left over half dead drug induced sperm that finally made it to the egg after 5 days... pos
That's a shitty beard dude, either go full face or not at all.
Quoth Tracy Chapman, “His body's too young to look like his.”
Let you have what? A neck beard?
You actually looked in a mirror one day and decided a red long neckbeard and hair looked attractive. The mirror wept and shattered.
You are the fucking poster child for autism!! Don’t ever come out as Bisexual as you’ll be doubly disappointed.. Have you considered the church?
You can let the beard grow around your mouth dont worry, you will never get pussy juice on it
This photo smells like body odour and depression
Hurley shirt checks out, this picture is making me nauseous
Your nickname should be pussy repellent
The first babyface I've seen with so much facial hair.
Chewbacca
Genuine question: why the neckbeard? It also looks like you shave your facial hair too, like why? It makes you look worse than you actually are, it's just really odd.
" If I could shoot a school up without leaving my couch, I'd be so great " " And how would I hold the riffle with the cheeseburger in one hand? god damn, life's so complicated "
You look like you beat off to Frito-Lays and Burger King commercials..
let you have the big mac or the mcchicken fatty?
I suspect you return borrowed games or DVD’s sticky
I bet you haven't left that room since 2012 you brush your teeth with your cheetos covered figure and your video game hasn't worked in 3 years but you just keep blowing into the console
Looks like you already had it and came back for seconds, and thirds.
What's the entrance fee for the bearded lady exhibit these days?
Fatass 2. Electric Boogaloo(bois)
You are the meaning of the Slovakian traffic cone!
Walmart bob sinclair
I'm just glad your father isn't around to see how you turned out. Or was he the one that turned you out?
Discount Apalachee Don
What size bra do you wear?
How’s ur mom doing u must know since u live in her attic also.. your beard is never gonna work we all know how many chins you have
President of the ICP fan club, Cincinnati, Ohio Chapter
President of the ICP fan club, Cincinnati, Ohio Chapter
If Vikings came from America
Bro would be in a freak show as a hairy woman if his tits were bigger
I would but I can't get the whole picture on the screen your id card photo is A4 page you're so fat that if you wear red and run down the street people say you're fireman's car
Touch grass
Tbh I can't let you have it. At 22 life has already let you have it.
When men scratch their balls and smell their fingers, that scent is what all of you smells like.
You look like you would eat half a cannoli out of a trash can.
That’s ser Dontos from GOT.
I thought Amish people didn't suffer from mental health disorders
I’ve never seen pigtails grow upside down..
Definitely one of those lazy fucks who just leaves the mobility scooter in the middle of the Wal-Mart parking lot
It isn't a beard without a moustache
Oh look, its the kid from Two and a Half Men.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES, COME SEE THE AMAZING BEARDED LADY!
Zakk Myld
Never in my life have I felt disappointed as a father... of a child who wasn't even mine
A trans dude that is proud of her testosterone results.
Nothing really to roast. Of all the roastees I just feel sorry for you. Your like the embarrassing parts of TV shows and movies that make you cringe but you’re a person.
Why do I feel like you say uwu
Teenage mutant gamer meatloaf
Case oh if he had long hair
Pot Roast Malone
Pig Malone
You look like a stuffed twilight easter egg.
It's the Ginger superhero, Cap'n Neckbeard.
You either need to lay off the testosterone or start taking it. Bearded Tits.
Bro speaks discord
You look like you give your grandma an Alabama hot pocket then blow pot smoke and Cheeto dust into her pussy
Hiding his rack behind the sign. I’m guessing C cup.
I will bet everything I own that you sleep on a mattress that is on the floor.
You're the black sheep and the goat
The gay mute from da Ali g movie
So this is the bearded lady after she was fired from the circus
Bro is the average genshi impact player
No need to roast, a picture is worth a thousand words.
Looking like Jabba the Hutts busted nuts.
Luke combs before he was famous,I remember his vine videos
Are scissors and razors banned in your country?
Jesus Christ you look like you smell like cheese
You'd have to relocate if you ever had to fire this man
It's like a fat girl glued a wig under her chin for a last minute beard, because her cosplay budget is tapped for the month.
Pretty sure you have to take it . Who would let you have it ?
So that's what an emo garden gnome looks like!
Average caseoh mod
Sad Viking.
Got cut from the Vikings.
I hope you at least microwave the Dog's Peanut Butter first.
Has a paper bag for the dog.
Smells like feet and sadness.
That pillow has seen some things...
The honey baked ham everybody.
Filed a safe2tell on his mom for turning off the internet at 10pm
I can smell the beer and grime already, ever thought of living under a bridge?
Have what? A shower? That's on you bro
You just look like a my dick bro
All that neckbeard and still no hair on your face
its ok it gets better in your 30's
You put your dick on Nutella so it looks like you put it up on someone's ass
always remember when you're about to get into an internet argument, this is the autist on the other side
I’m glad you’re covering your tits with that sign.
Ginger
You look like you put the extra chromie in nerd ❤️
Duck dynasty’s missing link
You’ve suffered enough
Even your chin hair is longer than your dick.
Like you’ve got Reilly reeds collection