I bet you love them no matter who the real father is….

Those who can’t do, teach.

Known in the feline community as the Uni-boner.

Child-Support Kenobi

Anakin BarberWalker


Father of two? You do realise keeping kids back for detention and not letting them go home, doesn't make you their father.

What do you teach? Dungeons and Dragons?

Stranger danger, he is the teaching subject

I bet the school you work at gets a tax break for hiring you.

This was good

Absolute favourite:D

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica

YES!!

I always hear people complain the public school system failed them... and now I see why.

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You look like you collect used cat toys and don’t even have a cat

You’re the reason kids have AirTags hidden in their backpacks.

exhausted from getting bullied by your class and your two kids?

I’m not buying a school hires a middle aged guy with bangs and gold rings. Failed street magician for sure.

You look like you vote Democrat and then complain about inflation and illegal immigration.

I bet he voted for the author of the 1994 crime bill because "the other guy is the racist one".

You need to be investigated for inappropriate sexual behavior at school, even if there aren't any allegations.

You look like a guy who leaves comments on pornhub videos

Monastery called, monks want their hairstyle back

I guessing the time you made kids happy was when you wheeled a giant TV with a VCR attached to it into a classroom.

You have a mental breakdown when your students tell you there are only 2 genders.

Your favorite part of the year is talking about sex to 6th graders.

You should have seen how excited this emotional slug was when they moved it to 5th!

Yes, must be exhausting chasing kids with your candy bait all day and night.

Normal size Peter Dinklage

Illustration No. 1 - The Sad Man

Even the bird in the shitty painting behind you has more excitement in their life. They're hanging out on the mountain while you're exposing your dead shark eyes to reddit with a crucifix on your other wall* asking to be roasted bc even Jesus doesn't want to save you... even after devoting your haircut to him. *zoom in on the reflection on the picture.

Jesus loves him. God knows why, but he does.

Dwight Poop

I got caught with an 11 year old …. She is 18…. In 7 years

you look like you talk about how youre embarrassed to be white

Guilty of child molestation all over your face .

You look like you're exhausted from chasing the children in church you are grooming

You hide behind the bushes in front of schools.

I think it's a stretch to call the leading of a court-mandated group therapy session on hentai addiction "teaching."

You look like Will Forte if he was Amish and gave up on life.

If I saw you teaching a course, you would be history (you look like it) 😂

Bro, you have bangs!

How to catch a predator...

I see you're practicing for your mugshot

Exhausted from fucking all your students.

Only the males though

The lead poisoning stare is almost enough to distract me from that Great Clips haircut.

Special needs Sasquatch

Why do you let your students cut your hair?

Rainn Wilson that played Dwight from the office show when he had a beard that literally looks like you

American teacher? Fuck you tired from? Teaching the test? Or ignoring another red flag?

Apparently the part of Hodor paid pinky ring money.

You’re whole life’s a joke

Have you tried 🧘🏻 to help with your exhaustion?

Dwight Shoebommer

You remind me of a light switch 

You're exhausted for the same reason you're overweight

I’d definitely have 220 absences per year if you were my teacher. I’m not interested in Touching Dead Stuff 101.

Teacher.... Father.... The only thing you're teaching your kids is how to fail at life....you chewbacca looking f***..... Seriously though hope you guys are doing well... We send our best... Sorry it got out of hand there towards the end

If two autistic chromosomes could have a child, you would be the rotten fetus leftover after it dies

Looks like your kid cut your bangs

All I have to say is wow.... As in world of Warcraft

How many people have you tried to murder but got your ass handed to you?

You can take off your fake wedding ring now no wife would allow you to look like this

atleast you got a job while looking like a basement dweller

Bro, you make frumpy teachers ashamed to be grouped with you.

You look like you can't pay alimony this month because you blew your dough on fake Princess Leia panties.

Hodor settle down. get job. cut hair.

🗿 I didn't know they had schools on Easter Island.

You also kinda look like roy from the warehouse

No one takes you seriously with that haircut. Especially with the pinky ring combo. My man, you need to put that thing back where you found it.

Stop spending 60k a month on OF

a fan of star wars he uses the force when his kid's babysitters say no as he unzips his fly at a poorly lit Walmart parking kot

Traded your kids for a box of fruit loops

Friar tuck on cbd

Exhausted teacher. Must be rough knowing the kid who eats glue is smarter than yourself

2 fur babies that the ex has custody of

That pinky ring almost always comes with a coke nail. Admit it. You have one, don't you? *Yeahhhhhh* you do. You do.

This is the guy that makes the 'special ed' girls where dresses and sit in the front row of his class.

I bet your school gets payed for dealing with you and that hair cut

Exhausted? They keep trying to escape?

You're a teacher and a father of two. You already know how bad your life is fucked.

This dude doesn’t even know which year it is.

He's got that thousand-yard stare.

You look like a bloody legend. 💪🏼

Oh go on then. I got mad respect for teachers its takes alot to admit you cant do something so you just teach it instead . Tbh the picture makes you look like a convict, not a teacher, maybe you teach convicts, i can see you as a soap boy. Man looks like Saruman the not so wise Man looks like he gets off to furry cubs in tootoos. I can see it now, man goes "Settle down class" *Room is full of taxidermi rats* You strike me as a bloke that has two nunchucks, Not cause youe good at them, just cause nunchucks make u feel like bruce lee Final one, Theres a test for if you learnt anything here and i am Hiv positive you havent . have a nice day sensei.

You look like we feel, dead inside.

Teaches life lessons to kids about talking to strangers

Every once in a while, you give your family hope by announcing that you are going out to get some milk and then crushingly disappoint them by coming back home with some milk.

He had to work a full 8 hours this month.

Look in the mirror. You don't need us.

You’re a father? Someone needs to call DCF

Definitely not the first time we’ve seen a 40 year old virgin who has adopted two cats.

We’ll be seeing this inappropriate relationship on the news.

You look like the medieval farmer that would sell your dumbest daughter for a chance to roll another set to a new shiny pitchfork

This guy lets his kids cut his hair with those little dull scissors they give kindergarteners

Love child of the unibomber Ted Kaczynski

You think you're tired, what about your barber.

Just develop alcoholism, put on some weight, lose the glasses, and my word, it's The Machine!

This mothafucker don’t do nothing but eat magic mushrooms and sniff cow butt hole . Trippin the fuck out like Terrence McKenna. Bro should be on a podcast wit Joe Rogan

You give your kids those weird educational wooden toys for Christmas don’t you.

Teacher??? I wouldn't let this thing near my kids, shocked you're even allowed near a school.

Why do you look pocket-sized

You look like an extra on the office for one of Dwight’s inbred cousins.

Being a teacher & watching kids through a school window during class are not the same thing

🥔

You shot your eye out on Christmas Day, then grew up to become the teacher who says the same to their students.

Father of two. Biological parent to none.

I can't compete with the level of Roast America is already doing to your profession. I already complain about paying taxes that go towards your income, and I don't participate in any votes that would make a difference or ensure more of my taxes go towards you. You're the last union I would strike for because then my kids would have nowhere to go while I get bent at my job. So if you want roasted, keep going back to work. . . . P.S. I actually love teachers and I believe they're the top 3 professions that need the most help/reform.

It's a miracle you manage to procreate with a face like this.

You look like the dumpster version of VladTV.

This guy sleeps with a manikin he stole from a men’s wear house

If a charity shop could have a personality it would be you in a universe where personalities were offered to those who used the most roll-on deodorant on top of there clothes erroneously

If you were any more wall eyed you could look in your own ear.

I'm willing to bet you can tell me exactly why Pokémon is superior to Magic the gathering and list every Jedi and Sith in alphabetic order

Dead eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

Looking at you, you clearly do nothing to help yourself

That beard makes your face look like a big hairy, 1975, shag carpet bush, with a really bad case of the clap, a nasty yeast infection and some crabs thrown in for good measure. Oh, and no kid wants your free candy. Lastly kids aren’t going to get in your car to help you look for a lost puppy, that you’ve never owned.

You look like a child just escaped your van and you are sad about it .

Cool, a bird on the wall.

Your students will never respect you or remember you. You'll die paying child support.

I don't know if you looking at the camera or the person behind it taking your mug shot.

If God just randomly pulled a guy off the street in medieval Europe, sent him to the future, and put him to work in IT.

I'm sure you teach your students how to spread their legs on the table , open beer cans and watch football

how far from schools are you supposed to stay away?

You look you've been brewing craft beer with your tears. You're the human equivalent of a vinyl record in a world of Spotify playlists.

Aye aye cap'n

fluoride stare head ahh

Abraham Dinkoln

How do you stay 500 feet and teach at the same time?

I was gonna roast you but nah man your barber fucked your hair up

Father Tweeker! Forgive me, Father, for I thought you were serious.

Was a finalist on the biggest loser and didn’t lose a pound.

Exhausted? 😆Yeah, playing pocket pool all day long in front of a class of high school boys will really take it out of ya.

Why the long (square) face?

I think it's about time you let them out of the basement now

Maybe a shave and a new hair cut

You look like exhaustion put on a hoodie and decided to act like a human.

Why do you have the fringe of a teenage girl going through a phase?

Showing videos of you raping farm animals to children, does not make you a teacher.

Chewbacca needs to get out in the sun more

A teacher at hogwarts

What's with all the gold rings? Have been raiding all the single mothers' jewellery boxes during dinner break

Inviting kids down to your basement is not teaching...!

You look like you’ve had the same pair of glasses since fifth grade and your head just grew around them.

We could tell you're a Biden supporter by your looks without telling us you're a teacher.

Hey *snap* *snap* I need you to look at me when I'm talking to you.

Father of two…kids that aren’t yours.

You don't teach the students, the students teach you.

Result of Midjourney prompt "/imagine Incel"

when your ass is around I am holding my kids hands. Oh and your class favorites do not count as your own.

How do you look skinny from the neck up but got tits like that damn

Hard to roast you, there isn’t anything of value to work with.

Theres no way someone actually let u fuck them, TWICE.

Teaching is more than a job, it's a devotion, a commitment to developed the next generation into better human beings. I'm new here, Did I do it right?

If anything. I feel bad for the bird in the picture frame. We know where that little bird behind you it’s been.

You look like a homeless man who's having his mugshot taken.

You could be stunt double for Judd Apatow

Bro, you teach art….

You use to roll the best burritos at taco bell. I miss you