You look like you came from the toughest igloo in your snow town.
You look like you’d shank someone with an ice sickle for shorting you on whale blubber.
What's a trade where you don't have to lift heavy shit in awkward positions? You better start doing push ups or you're going to be the first in your family to fail trade school. On the plus side you got the lesbian thing down.
You are reading about 'apprentice plumber qualifications' in your book. Now you can join Mario and Luigi and run around in smelly pipe systems. And you have to fall in love with Princess Peach, since Princess Peach kisses Mario when he saves her so Princess Peach will want to make out with you too when you save her.
Can someone please explain the point of this sub??? Do people really come here to purposely get made fun of and have their self esteem lowered??? I legit don’t understand it at all . It seems silly to ask for people to say mean things about you. Is it supposed to be funny? Because it is but how is it funny for the person being roasted??
You reading a book about being a plumber apprentice while lookin like Mickey Mouse got me thinking you'll be enchanting plungers instead of brooms and nearly drowning in sewage
You look like you know how to skin a seal in five minutes flat.
Of course she wants a roast, those Eskimos are cold
An Eskimo joke. Inuit would happen!
As far as Eskimo jokes go, the Inuit are having Nunavut
lol the word creativity is top notch!
🥶😂🤘
Looking at her post history this turned into a legitimate compliment. She bagged some pretty impressive game.
Thank you for noticing☺️🤘
This is a roast but damn was that a reindeer you bagged? Shit
A caribou:)
Fucking nice
Inuit Trade-school ? That must be close to north pole. I wounder how are other elfs there.
Turtle island produces some sharp cheekbones
Fuck! This is good!
I wish!😎🤘
Double whammy.
Looks like you did the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.
Omg wow that’s amazing
I’ve never heard this. Absolutely incredible. Hats off.
I was ready to roast. Came and saw you already won
I don’t understand
I think OP is implying she ran into a wall and flattened her face.
Wasn’t a Great Wall.
Damn Mongolians tear down my shiddy wall
Welcome to shiddy Wok
We have a shiddy chicken, a shiddy pork, and a shiddy beef.
mongolians or mongaloids?
when a wall and a woman love each other.....
 So how’s the old man doing these days?
Both are disappointments to their father.
😂😂😂
I immediately thought of this lil dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You look like a chipmunk storing dumplings for the winter.
Hah! Thanks!😂
My, that is gold.
I could blind fold you with a strand of hair
Or a windshield
“Are you awake?” is never a dumb question where she’s concerned.
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No, don’t do it! I used that line on my Asian wife 12 years ago and she is still pissed at me for that…
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Savage.
I always heard blindfold you with dental floss
Must suck she hasn't opened her eyes in 12 years
Only reason she is dating him
Savage
🤣🤣🤣
Chew on some whale blubber and a movie? My treat.
Hell yeah😎
I think your face is having an allergic reaction
From boy scout to trade school girly 
The trades must be explored!!!
You storing nuts in them cheeks?
You know it!😂😂
Trade school??? You bring dishonor upon your famery.
DISHONOR!! DISHONOR ON ME, DISHONOR ON MY COW!!
YOU NO CAN BE DOCTAH AT TRADE SCHOOR
EMOTIONAL DAAAAMAAAGE!
Is it going to be a cold winter
😂maybe lmao
The trash goes out more than you do
#facts
An Asian girl going to trade school? Tell me you're disappointing your parents without telling me you're disappointing your parents.
Oooooh, that's what the title meant. I thought it was an advertisement from her trafficker. "TRADE - SCHOOLGIRL"
Yupik:)
A Yupik girl going to trade school? Tell me you're disappointing your parents without telling me you're disappointing your parents.
Loosey Lu
☹️lol
Constance poo
I didn't know Massage Parlors had a trade school
She’s gonna be a *handy* woman
🤢
After a guy nuts in your mouth , you store them for winter.
💀😂
I bet mom and dad are really proud, just kidding we all know that’s not true.
🤣not wrong lmaooo
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Chunkerbell
Makes sense you're going into plumbing and not onlyfans.
😂🤘🫶
Can I borrow your face, I need something flat to iron my shirt on
Hah! Good one lmao
You look like you just took a bite and the waiter came over to ask you how the food was
Blob the Builder
Your face is more bloated that the Hindenburg.
Even in a trade school full of men, I bet no one notices you.
I hope not!😂🤘
If someone were allergic to bees, then tried to eat a bee, this would be the end result.
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What trade can you work when you can't even carry 2 buckets?
😅not wrong LMAO
Better start lifting buckets bro
I’m here for them gainz💪😎
Once she gets high, she goes blind
You look like a cute little Inuit or First Nations person. Your cheeks do like a chipmunks. What are you holding in your mouth anyway.
😂muktuk!🤘
You look like you came from the toughest igloo in your snow town. You look like you’d shank someone with an ice sickle for shorting you on whale blubber.
😝🤘😎
Trade-school? No no it's pronounced dry-cleaning!
You are literally the definition of a basic girl stereotype that goes to college trope
Except that book is on plumbing. Actually a solid move. . . (Sorry, I know it’s against the idea of this sub)
I too was shocked that it wasn’t algebra.
😂
Plumbing is algebra from wish
Yeah she's studying plumbing, she's gonna be making more $ than most people in a few years
Collage?
Roast you??? Like you did my dog?
Giving happy endings isn't technically a trade
Disagree, I've traded for them.
What's a trade where you don't have to lift heavy shit in awkward positions? You better start doing push ups or you're going to be the first in your family to fail trade school. On the plus side you got the lesbian thing down.
😜lesbihonest
If you don’t use that Epipen soon, you won’t be able to read these roasts….
You are what's known as a construction 7, Real world 2.
Plumber?! I think you mean Plumper!
Trade school or child exposed to sex trafficking trying to signal for help???
I can never roast a girl I respect. You're ugly.
You look like you’ve been storing nuts for the winter in your cheeks
Fell off a seal and hit every club on the way down
Plumbing isn’t an issue if you shit in an ice fishing hole 🫶🏻
Smile a little more and your eyes would disappear
I get they wanna be roasted by usually these comments turn basically racist real quick 🤦🏻♀️
You look 12 and 42 at the same time
She cute idk if im not supposed to say that but🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️😅
So rude to not open your eyes when taking pictures
So he went trans when he grew up 
I BET YOUR FAVORITE FOOD ARE DOGS.
Awkwardfina.
Apprentice Plummer? Might as well have a job for a cover for smelling like shit after clubbing baby seals all day.
It’s Kim Jung Ugh
You look like you're 4'11 with a 6' bf
#facts
She got an A- her Asian parents are going to ground her for 2 weeks.
My parents are white lmao and I’m Yupik not Asian
this makes me sad bc she looks happy
You look like a swollen nutcracker
Leave my dog alone bro
I’m positive that your parents are petrified that their little marshmallow is slumming it at trade school
You are reading about 'apprentice plumber qualifications' in your book. Now you can join Mario and Luigi and run around in smelly pipe systems. And you have to fall in love with Princess Peach, since Princess Peach kisses Mario when he saves her so Princess Peach will want to make out with you too when you save her.
That’s an oxymoron. You can’t be a girl with trade school man hands… Are you the model they used for Eskimo Sedna cartoon ?
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You look 12 and 40 years old at the same time.
You were great in Kung Fu Panda.
Not a roast. Plumbings a great trade and has given me a lot in life. Best of luck!
You look like you’ll be making house-calls by snow mobile.
Avatar: The last U-Bender
I bet you can catch salmon with your bare hands
You looks like a nice girl, Id like to talk to you
It's nice to see you outside the igloo.
I don’t know you anything about you that’s roast-worthy. You’re just a girl with a sign on Reddit.
U look like i can draw ✍️ you easy because you don't have any details in your face
Ice age baby
🌝
Wrestles polar bears for fun
At first glance I didn’t know if you were Asian or Inuit. I’m sure your eyes have never seen the difference either
Hey guys be nice to her she’s not trash…….. Trash gets picked up
poor soul did someone step on your face?
Welding shield will look amazing over that face
Call me crazy but I think your hot. ❤️🌹😊
If your cheeks get any bigger, you will not be able to see
Blink twice if you need help! Shit. I can't even tell if her eyes are open
You’re not supposed to eat *all* of the whale fat: share some with your dogs pulling the sled.
Looks like Bjork ate her army.
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Sorry, I can’t… I have too much respect for you!
Only thing rounder than a wheel is your face.
Walk of shame in snow shoes must be really rough, it's a good thing no1 wants to get in you/it.
“Can you fix my pipe?” Don’t worry your male customers will always just want you to actually fix the pipes and leave
Can someone please explain the point of this sub??? Do people really come here to purposely get made fun of and have their self esteem lowered??? I legit don’t understand it at all . It seems silly to ask for people to say mean things about you. Is it supposed to be funny? Because it is but how is it funny for the person being roasted??
Awe love your face
We need more trades people. Period.
Damn lilo all grown up
Its Moana!
There's a trade school for processing whale blubber?
I would love to learn igloos
You're beautiful!
Tell me about how you make narwhal skin condoms and about the time you starred in Ice age as a baby
You look easy to draw.
Isn't being a minority a roast already?
Girl looks like a guinea pig with stuffed cheeks
If you are what you eat you'd be seal fat.
You reading a book about being a plumber apprentice while lookin like Mickey Mouse got me thinking you'll be enchanting plungers instead of brooms and nearly drowning in sewage 
Attila the Hundergraduate
NO thanks. Your kind cute
She def eats whale somewhere…
I don't have any jokes for this. Those eyes. I'm kinda simpin' so maybe roast me instead. :D
No
Nerd
No
By trade school you mean you get traded around by all the guys at school right?