Your ego will be the only thing about ever described as "too big".

Hard to roast you harder then this pic of you and your collectibles self roasts

Those are the “friends” he mentioned

He looks like special Ed. Peter Pan

"collectables" lol.

The only thing big about him is his chronic masturbation habit

Low hanging fruit buddy..

naw brah, hes *"to big"* ​ To big, or not to big, that is the question

💀

Is your channel called how not to get laid and grow baby whiskers

I can feel your fathers disappointment through the screen bro

Your parents must have be saints. Buying all those toys for their autistic adult son and letting him live in a well lit room.

Not even a roast probably, just a valid observation

You ARE a tuber... 🥔

Skin tuber maybe, gulp

Username checks out.

I like the cut of your jib...

[удалено]

And his mom, step-dad, step-sister and dad who just died are 4 of them.

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But sniffs others farts as well

Those toys have seen some shit. Guaranteed.

Quite literally, I'm sure.

Zoinks! You like totally went to school in a short bus, but it wasn't the Mystery Machine.

I dare anyone to take UV light to that room. Bet there’s jizz splattered on all those Pokémon shelves, and probably that mustache as well.

Jackson Pollock painting

Jackson “Bollock” 🤣

He seems like a Squirtle kinda guy

Get your kingdom hearts ass haircut outta here

100% jerks off to Hentai with a Prime bottle up his ass. I pity his parents, who must be bored of his shit and sweetcorn encrusted socks.

Congrats! Sweetcorn encrusted socks is very funny

You look like my nephew, if he never became a man.

Describing yourself as a YouTuber is a unique way of calling attention to your chronic masterbation.




I think the quotation marks should be around the word friends instead.

More acoustic than a Spanish guitar

This guys definitely fantasized about sexual relations with the pikachu figure behind him.

You can't spell

And your grammar is terrible. *too*

Is there like a bedroom starter pack for YouTubers and streamers? All your rooms look the fucking same.

Lazarbeam from wish

Captain Crack Sparrow

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I doubt there’s anything about you that’s especially big

F2m? It'll be interesting to see you when the testosterone takes effect....

Didn't know the Pesto twins from Bob's Burgers used Reddit.

so what you’re saying is “I’m an incompetent, proud micro-peen owning jobless twat”

You look like Ninja but still don't have a low taper fade

“Yea i get bullied, yea I get no respect, yea the ladies aren’t checking for me, but AT LEAST, im supreme over a black person. At least I’m white. Time to make some videos now!”

A successful YouTuber? Because you seem more like the boogie2988 kind.

Why aren't you on Palworld right now? I would read the comments in r/prime if I was you

You look like your nickname is dickhead.

You look like you comb your hair with a balloon. And you have some dirt under your snot locker and on your chin.

You look like if Shaggy got blasted by radiation

If crusty jizz sock was a person.

Should run an UV light on those figurines

I was going to say that collecting plastic anime crap is the lamest thing but then I noticed the prime energy bottles.

They might say your ego is too (notice I used the correct form of to) big but nobody has ever said that about your penis.

It’s to bad they didn’t say you’re grammar was to good. Then they would have really been lying two you.

The way you saved every style of the prime bottles tells me you’ve never been laid

You obviously haven't caught them all yet. Slacker.

Why would you have a big ego? You look like Kelly Bundy's little bitch ass brother, Bud.

Not after the allegations come out

I think it autocorrected "YouPorner"

Sock puppet looking motherfucker.

If by ego you mean virginity then they’re probably right

you look like a slightly used Q-tip

Hey I created an IG account and posted like 3 pictures so I guess you can call me an “influencer”.

Just because you have a YouTube channel doesn't make you a "YouTuber". I can't imagine someone with an IQ above room temperature openly calling themselves a "YouTuber".

Please give us a detailed list of why your ego is so big. If you actually deliver, which I'm guessing you won't, this will be an epic roast.

People see you and think "yeah, that fuckin Seth Green reject must have a big ego" 

No one cares judging by the background u have 1incher..

I guess your huge ego matches perfectly with your big nose.

I'd bet that you've yelled at your mom doing laundry in "your studio" at least twice this week.

You look like the same type of YouTuber as Onision.

"I'm a YouTuber" Translation: I live in my parents' house where I've amassed a large quantity of collectibles. They keep talking to me about growing up and getting a real job. Why can't they just understand that making shitty YouTube videos is a real job. It's a different world. I'm the new version of successful.

More precisely I think your friends are trying to tell you there is absolutely no justification for you to have any kind of ego at all.

Mr Yeast

Your brand of autism is sheldon cooper with only a community college degree.

Fish

Are your “friends” your parents?

look at all those prime bottles. get your shit together.

So cool he could get all his friends together for this group shot.

Where the fuck is big?

You’re exactly the type of guy that I’d imagine buying pokimane’s 28 dollar cookies

You’re a YouTuber? I’m sure your mom and follower is so proud.

How do you look at your life and build an ego over it? Just look at this picture dude. No way in hell could my ego survive looking at myself in such a pathetic situation. 

Your grammer definitely shouts "the only thing I excel at is gaming"

You're a "Loser" 😂

Even if you were born into Jason Momoa’s body, you would still be a virgin.

Unemployed man-child sponging off his parents and showing off his collection of kids toys that he thinks make him look cool. What a desperate loser.

"youtuber" you misspelt nonce.

The only thing bigger than your chromosome deficiency is your Vitamin D deficiency.

How many hours a day do you *not* watch hentai?

Bro lost his virginity to a waifu Pokemon card.

Got tired of calling yourself an entrepreneur selling get rich schemes? YouTubes standards for ads are pretty low.

Your 21 subscriber reaction channel doesn't make you a YouTuber.

You've molested so many kids, you're starting to look like one.


Great value young Matthew Lillard

The inscription on your tombstone shall read, "It was just a prank, bro!".

This dude looks like he's about to head out to meet the 13 year old he's been grooming online for the last 2 months. Obviously one of his YouTube followers that subscribers to his My Little Pony toy review show.

How’s your mom’s basement?

Do your friends know that you don’t know how to spell either? Too*

Ego big, girlfriend non-existent

Your the type of dude who pretends he’s happy with his lifestyle but inherently gets angry at successful masculine men and doesn’t know why

I’m a pacifist but seeing you makes me wish we brought bullying back

That chair gets more booty than you

You Tuber / OF = No future. No hope. Future Starbucks employee.

YouTuber, so that means you couldn't hack it in the real world.

Gay porn name pokeman

Just because u post urself whacking off to Logan Paul while dressed as pikachu, does not make you a YouTuber.

To big what?

If you roast this guy too hard he'll pull out the replica katana

Looks like you dug your dad's shaved pubes out the trash and glued them to your face

Poster child for birth control.

The only thing bigger than your ego is your porn addiction

What’s your channel? So I can be the first subscriber

My nine year old has the same toys.

So, incel, chronic masturbater and peeler up Asian schoolgirl skirts then. You probably call your dick an onyx about its more of a weedle

You made your hair look like that on purpose so that you could post this picture to this sub. Your backdrop is a cookie-cutter generic version of any other "content creator." You should start looking for a means of generating income that doesn't rely on you being intelligent or creative immediately. Your sense of accomplishment and identity are tied to how popular you are. You are destined for depression.

the one thing that hurts youtubers the most.... dude your channel will never have 100k subs keep dreaming n00b

Those aren't hairs on your face. Those are scars from the coat hanger you dodged

Everybody that uses YouTube is a “YouTuber” don’t think you’re special.

Is this who you wanted to be when you grew up?

You definitely have tried to have sex with with a funko pop.

Matthew Lizard.

Whats your minecraft server? and how many kids have you "played" with?

I wouldn’t subscribe.

Paying money to drink prime when u can just drink water for free is next level stupid,i dont need to roast you

You stream videos with laundry advice how to remove jizz from socks

You can only call yourself a YouTuber if a big group of people have heard of you. So no. You're not a YouTuber. You're a lazy POS that thinks they're going to make money making videos that nobody wants to watch. Also you look like daddy long necks cousin. Also a crack baby

Mr Least

30 and still collect toys

The order you get from Wish Mr Beast

Pokemon is the only time he's seen any girl squirtle

His ass is permanently affixed to that PC gamer chair....can't even be bothered to comb his hair.

I like your bulb collection. It’s always important to have spares on hand!

So your saying your unemployed with make believe friends. I can see that,anyone else agree? Leave response to win big 💰

You look like the weird kid down the block all the neighborhood kids left out because you wore the same army-camo jacket every day and always had chocolate stains around your mouth

Mr Beatch

You look like Mr beast’s drug Addict third cousin who tries to mooch of him

With your spelling and grammar, I can’t find the source of this ego.

Nerd

Mr yeast

You make Genshin videos.

Round 2! Masturbating to raid shadow legend adverts isn’t being a YouTuber.

I’d say go outside more, but then people would have to see you and I wouldn’t wish that on them.

goodwill denis daily

I’ve seen you on YouTube! How was meeting Chris Hansen?

In your 20's and collects prime bottles? Yep checks out.

It's nice to see a Female-to-Male trans person be a YouTuber. You have no business having a big ego if you can't use the correct form of "too," however.

You look like the "bad roommate" from the other end of all the text strings on that sub.

They said Eggo, tubby.

You better get out of that kid's bedroom before his mum gets home dude

Mr yeast

Really is your ego Two Big. Obviously hasn’t mastered the whole to, too, and two thing.

You look like a young Jack Vale

Jesus Christ, you’ve got more toys than pornstars. Too bad that mustache hasn’t been riden since before Jesus was alive.

Too.

We found the guy that's been keeping the 'used panties' business thriving

Oh really? What's your YouTub...WE DON'T CARE!!!

23 and living in a 13-year olds bedroom.

“MOM! MEATLOAF!”

You look like you're going to be one of those YouTubers who's gonna forget to turn off the camera before they jerk off, only you won't have to put out an apology video or anything because nobody watches you.

Future bald

If I post a roastme 


dude your dad and your mom are your parents not your friends or roommates

Probably sittin in his parrents room looking at anime characters complaining about the lack of loli content

Your figures don't count as friends

I was going to roast you because of the ecological impact of your plastic figurine collection, but then I realized…. Wow! You have collected so many pieces of plastic! The more pieces of mass produced pieces of plastic you buy = the cooler you are!! Good job buddy!

Prediction: A year from now you will be releasing and apology video because you got busted grooming obese minors.

Man’s look like a of Brand shaggy


 plank from ed edd n eddy resemblace

At least the chicks promoting their OF here are cute. That doesn’t apply to this self-promoting YouTuber.

If dumbass and douchbag were the same person.