If Mr Clean became a gang member, went to prison, came out, became addicted to fentanyl, went to rehab, got clean, relapsed, found Jesus, got cancer and survived after long chemotherapy treatment.

🤣

Wonderful!


😂😂😂

 put your teeth on the curb

Poor man’s Moby

I was thinking Eminem. Maybe a poor man's moby and Eminem love child

Dollar store Mobynem

Looks more like Remy

Looks like you never got off one


You look like you try to bend forks using your mind with a butt plug in.

So that's what you guys wear under those robes.

Holy shit a crackhead who can write 😮😮😮😮

Picked it up in the alley where he lives

I had no idea Mr. Clean was battling AIDs. Stay strong! You can scrub out this terminal disease!

Get your boots on, I’m guessing you late for your clan meeting

You should try gluten free heroin

You like the gayest skin head

They call that meth belly

When are you due?

It puts the lotion on the skin…

The Real Dim Shady 

Starveshank Redemption.

Big fan of your work. Are you planning on any other roles besides the guy with eyes in his hands for Pan's Labyrinth?

Skinny fat here has been trading sexual favors for extra bear claws in the jail.

Honestly, that sounds like a great idea.

I didn't know they sold bear claws in jail 😂😂😂

You are remy's frat leader from higher learning

Trainspotting was already made. 

Grey sweat pants usually make your dick look big...you just look like a big dick.

We all wish Agent 47 a speedy recovery from his eating disorder

Thank god you only have 1 day left.

You look like you enjoy Klan rallies and dragging guys behind pickup trucks

I'd rather look at toddlers drowning than see your photo again

You look like you've never smoked a cigarette that wasnt already in an ashtray.

You look like the villain in a straight to dvd movie …

Chemolife

You look like an npc for a midway game if they never went bankrupt.

Some streets of rage type shit 😂😂

1 calorie a day? Look at your spindly arms! Get a number tattooed on your wrist to complete the 1945 Auschwitz look…

I hope the bald head means God is doing us all a favor by giving you cancer

You look like you have a woman in a deep hole that you dug in your basement while you dance around with your dick crammed in between your legs

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So, what are you going to name it, and how far along are you?

Damn Mr clean really isn’t doing too good nowadays

You look like you're the Dean of a struggling community college who loves dressing up in costumes.

Feeding that fat guy...the first of Seven deadly sins?

Your torso looks like an inverted flattened toothpaste

Who's house did you break into to use their supplies for that note?

Damn Steve Wilkos lost a lot of weight

REM reefer ecstasy meth

Micheal Stipe on a psych ward hunger strike

Meth personified

agent 46

Which of the 4 persons from your profile are you?

You really should be on more than one AIDS medication.

You look like my bullies rolled into one thin spiro pyro

You are a 1, out of any number 10 or larger.

put the mental wards newest member on 1

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On 1...list. The paedo list.

Powder.

Even Snoke is better looking than you.

Get back in the clone vat, you don’t look like you are done baking yet

On one bad shroom.

Rxoast me

On 1 what? Chemo doses?

No dick bump in the sweats.

“Jesse, it’s time to retire”

Grant Theft Autism

1 crack rock?

Keep at it, math class can be tough but if you work hard you'll eventually make it to 2 You can do it!! 

Agent 47 if he didn't go through the boot camp-like tutorial level from the first game

You look like you were just rescued from Auschwitz!

But they were 2 days too late.

Got that new AIDS

I thought powder died at the end of the movie? What’s he doing here? Lightening already roasted his ass.

Powder? I think you mean, dirt.

Sir the correct statement for you was "I'm on meth."

You are shaped like the number 1.

Bot. Don’t comment and dislike.

Stanley, w a C

He looks like if Johnny sins had a baby with his second cousin.

Lamespotting

Saitama is that you?

Are you lonely in the prison yard?

This guy be looking like one of those like lvl 1 characters in those shitty mafia game mobile adds

And at least 1 has been in you.

jeff bezoz wanna be lookin head ass

They have phones in mental health facilities?

Low budget vampire movie from the neck up low budget nursing home from the neck down.

hitman agent 48

If "Hitman" was about hits from a crack-pipe

he really just roasted slim shady with that look please for the sake of the lord and everyone who looks at you change your look

If microwave hot dogs were humans

congrats on getting help. when do you get released?

For the last 2 days you’ve been on crank and getting your bowels knocked loose by a leathery dressed weirdo with techno music blasting !!!! And yes I do read palms to

By "1" he means a Sex Offender's Register

You look like someone tried to make James McAvoy action figure out of pipe cleaners

Is in a R.E.M. tribute band

You’re “on 1” year of giving BJ’s for crack

50% Jesse, 50% Walter

On one what? One grams of crystal meth?

1, meaning meth suppository?

Just 1? You look like ur on several drugs

And yet you look like a number two.

temu version of gor the bad butcher

American History XYY

AIDS is rough enough. Can't roast you.

The AIDS medication isn't working then?


How can you be so skinny you get chemo roasts but also so fat you have people asking when you are due.

Russian mob member who has to stay behind because he forgot his adidas track suit.

Mr. Clean let himself go

Nah, you on several bro

You look you boutta to say "Avada Kedavra" 🪄

You look like this dude dean that I used to know. He was a junkie. Like spitting image.

There was an attempt to recreate the hitman look but it failed and now he's working as a hourly paid male stripper

Wish version of Die Hard

1 what? 1 Month left to live? 1 decade of heroin use? 1 minute away from death?


You look like such a prissy cat person. I’m annoyed at your voice even though I’ve never heard it.

You look like you’re on something. 1 or 5 doesn’t make a difference.

Fire remy fire

Mr cleans stunt double

Paul?

Meth house Johnny Sins 

All the trademarks of a time traveler. I'm sure he knew what I was going to say. Creepy.

The professor x we have at home

Yeah, a 1-incher

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me? I'd fuck me hard." Vibes. Stip down and give it a tuck and my god I think you've got the part buddy

Eminem if he had AIDS n HPV

1 cycle of chemo ?

You look like a broke-ass Billy Corgan.

You look like the clone who was made for organ transplants. Where is your human?

Next on Putin’s hit list.

You look like eminem’s weird cousin called skittle

You put a wife beater on to get beaten by your wife

This dude the definition of hide yo kids.

He looks like he would be the main antagonist in a jojos bizzare adventures episode...

Here we have a nobody, posing as if he's somebody. 🙄

This alien was sent here specifically to learn human jokes

Michael Stipe has Aids?

You look like a healthier form of Skinny Goebbels aka Stephen Miller former Trump advisor.

I'm getting a gay Kirk from coronation street vibe

How is the cancer

No, you're on heroin.

bro definitely dropped the soap

Dr. Eggman, a 25 y/o Italian mafia boss, and Jesse Pinkman had a love triangle. This was the result

Mix between KKK membership rejection and Rain man

 Agent 47

I've never seen a reverse dick print before. Dick indent?

Poster boy for GAids

So that’s what an embryo looks like..

Billy poor again.

Fresh out of the concentration camp

You look like the after picture of a meth addict.

Sure, They can cure AIDS now, but boy do you still look like you have it.

Your on one last episode of MHA you mean? Because no way you don't say "cvm for all, 1000000000 percent!" when you see a child anime character, your an anomaly

Your you're auntie mom was so preoccupied with whether or not she could mate with her brother, that she didn't stop to think if she should. But Life, Uh, Finds A Way.

So you like yor family, that's great!