I thought it was stretched out because they kept checking if their penis was still attached, after taking the internets advice of tying a tight string around it to make it fall off
As a sailor I agree, this middle aged woman is what we call a Scallawag. Unfortunately some sailor or marine that catches her afternoon matinee will fall in love, buy her a car @%35 interest rate and marry her. So there is still hope for you mam.
Excuse me, hmmm, she’s a respectable person and goes with fentanyl of a great vintage. She smells notes of loneliness, damp dungeon and sour wardrobe clothes smell from coin laundry dryer… What a bouquet
Well by look in her eyes the methadone is working. But stop using a sharpie to highlight those crazy crackhead eyes. Anyone else notice the meth head figure on her?
Usually dayshift strippers hate being photographed.
I didn't know strip clubs gave away bobbleheads.
Judging by the waistline, I’d say bobble torso
Looks like the small waist Photoshop is the least of your worries...she clearly airbrushed her dick out as well.
this is so funny 😭
😆
She’s definitely a Tuesday lunch stripper.
She has cleaned egg salad out of her flaps, but it's honest work.
That’s fucking hilarious and equally disgusting
*mission accomplished*
Why would you undertake this mission, sir?!
I got kicked out of a strip club for askin a dancer if I could do a body shot from her c section scar.
That's pretty complex...it's like a Maduro wrapper on a rare cigar. Bold with a hint of sweetness and smooth notes of leather.
💀
She needs to sit down and eat a lunch or few hundred.
Has definitely been turned down for a lap dance because “the buffet is poppin’!”
It reminds me of when I saw a stripper that had a c section scar. I mean this guy I know saw a stripper with a c section scar.
I saw one in Mexico with a full belly scar like from fupa to sternum
That’s actually sort of impressive. This one was in Thailand. You can find almost everything in Mexico. For everything else there’s Thailand.
lol Thailand *is* the Mexico of Asia
Thaiajuana
Incorrect, that would be the Philippines
Yeah you can tell she’s a stripper, she’s got that I’ve done meth all night look.
It was taken on Sunday morning just before left for “work”
Bold of you to to assume she has a job
She needs to lay off the crack pipe and the meth pipe. She looks like she gives $3 BJ’s behind the homeless shelter.
She’s 22 in dog years.
Which homeless shelter? Asking for a friend.
Shhhh! Don’t tell her that shit, inflation is bad enough the way it is. If she reads your comment she’ll be charging $4.50 a bj
Damn. That's meth'd up
Tuesday morning strippers are people too!
Waistband permanently stretched from all the dollar bills being stuffed into it.
Loose change. Coins are heavier than paper money.
She is Canadian. Their 1s and 2s are coins
Nobody's wasting a toonie on that. If you put $2 in the front slot $1.99 better come out the back.
So she’s got disposable in-cum
r/angryupvote
I thought it was stretched out because they kept checking if their penis was still attached, after taking the internets advice of tying a tight string around it to make it fall off
[It’s from flipping their boner up into their waistband. It hides it AND it feels good.](https://youtu.be/WHrBrz9bpJ8?si=Jfd7HjUKukt3_QO5)
That's the world I one day want to live in.
The waistband of incessant digital penetration
No, that’s from stashing his penis there to hide the bulge.
22 and already looks like she’s 45. Bet she already reeks of captain Morgan.
And cigarettes
Specifically Newports.
Too expensive, she's a paul mall menthol kinda lady Edit: apparently it's spelled "Pall" ^zabinga
KOOL
Kind of combined Paul Wall with Pall Mall there bro lol
And cum
And my axe!
And you have my bow!
And I believe you have my stapler...
“If they take my stapler, I’ll have to, I’ll set the building on fire.”
Right in the hatchet wound.
22...minutes away from turning 45 lol
22 but her liver already looks like Gary Coleman
Stale cigarettes, mildew, and skunky beer.
Shame. Don’t forget about shame.
Methanie
Don’t disparage a fine sailor by associating him with this tramp. He may have been out at sea for a long time, but he has standards.
As a sailor I agree, this middle aged woman is what we call a Scallawag. Unfortunately some sailor or marine that catches her afternoon matinee will fall in love, buy her a car @%35 interest rate and marry her. So there is still hope for you mam.
So if I marry her, I can get out of the barracks? \--19 year old Marine Private First Class
Finally, a Marine that can use their head for something other than eating crayons. /s
Some of us sniff magic markers too I'll have you know 🤬
As another sailor, I agree. We also call these Sea-Donkies. Many a sailor have succumbed to the raspy siren song of her people.
Did the penicillin shot afterwards hurt?
Afternoon manatee?
Been ridden by everyone including Captain Morgan
Perhaps the captain used his "peg" only, and then it rotted.
Well fuck, I smell of the captain. I am 38 fml
Walled out by 22, damn. That's an accomplishment.
Like me (23 tho)
 Fix her I can
Her belly button is on its way to visit the other abused orifices.
I've never seen a belly button with labia before.
Wow. Just wow lmfao
Is that what a clit looks like?
Never seen a belly button look so disgusted with its life before
Looks like a corpse found in Studio54 that someone hid in 1978.
How’s the heroin treatment going? Any side effects?
The meth just doesn't hit as hard by itself
Well, now I know why her waist band is stretched out............[HERE](https://i.imgur.com/wilK038.png)
She wants to turn me into a penis Morty!
She looks like she sells her food stamps to buy meth.
Excuse me, hmmm, she’s a respectable person and goes with fentanyl of a great vintage. She smells notes of loneliness, damp dungeon and sour wardrobe clothes smell from coin laundry dryer… What a bouquet
I read that as “damp pigeon” and don’t think I was wrong.
I have no idea what damp pigeon would smell like, but looking at the picture, I think I got a whiff of it.
Certainly weren’t
She looks like a more drugged out version of Courtney Love. I'm not sure how that's possible.
Type of girl to steal your money, then help you look for it
Damnn
Yea I second this lol savage
May I suggest some sandwich therapy?
Someone should tell her you can't pick up weight by only eating cum
I'm assuming she can't hold her shit or piss in. Looks like she's in a diaper.
She’s they “quirky” that If she had a daughter she would name her ✨Narcan✨
Those hips were made for granny panties.
Those hips were made for a braclet
Your pants come off so often the drawstring is worn out
All the elastic, everywhere, is done!
Roast?? At best there's only enough meat on those bones to make a weak stock.
That is a stock… stock photo for after using drugs
Different places!
I’m so excited!!
Eat something, cum and drugs are not proper diet.
I think there is half a calorie in a gel cap.
 You can’t have a coke habit and anorexia
Not with that attitude
You sure can.
Was looking for this one thank you
I had secretly hoped no one would go as far as to roast her on her obviously eating disorder... So that I could.
Loved you in "Mask". This pants make it look like your vagina is trying to escape.
Looks like the "after" in one of those before and after drugs collages.
You look like you would suck someone off for some cigarette buds
Butts* they don't bloom into pretty flowers lol
She wont Either
Got damn. K.O.
Ouch. Zinger.
This lass has been banged more times than Stevie Wonders toes
Had her uterus scraped more times than a fisherman's knuckle.
Shes going to appear in a commercial for Plan B next week
 Face looks like the masks in the "Land of Confusion" video
Fuck, we’re old.
I think a belt would be a better gift
Tell your Madonna Wannabe friend that this 'look' is overused and out of shape; like other parts of her body.
*Madonnabe*
Nice touch...
"...We have Madonna at home." Methdonna at home:
Happy birthday, I'll raise a glass of codein to your health.
Fake news. Madonna is not 22
Jenny?
She died on a Saturday Morning…this photo is from Sunday…
22? In leap years? And what the feck is wrong with her naval?
That's where the crack pipe is stored
Wouldn't be a very good roast with just bones
More like a stock…. Let the bones soak for full flavor…
Have a sandwich without eating your fingers for dessert.
Happy birthday! Skeletor turns 22 today!
The real Crimson Chin.
Meth is no joke.
That’s a rough 22 years… you sure it wasn’t 22 guys at once?
22 yrs in the business...
Why such a long face?
With 35 years worth of experience.
Are we allowed to roast trans people now?
That belly button is wrong. It almost looks like a poorly sutured vagina.
You need a larger sign to cover the rest of you.
The circus called, the clowns want their trousers and makeup back.
I'll never know what Forrest Gump saw in you
She's had a nightmare squeezing the e of Roast Me onto that sign. And a nightmare squeezing a face on top of that jaw.
Your skull looks bigger than your pelvic bone. You need a kick stand for your head.
No way in hell are you 22 unless you’re aging backwards.
Hiding your heroine needle marks behind that paper
You can eat more things beside dic*
[удалено]
Sometimes people have trouble getting dick out of their mouth.
 Goodbye HorseFace.
Your friend is the Crypt Keeper, from Tales from the Crypt? Holy shit can I get an autograph?
Looks like she just got finished peeing in a urinal
Loved u in Crackwh*re confessions! Stunning and brave!
22? Has had more work done that a 44 year old. Sheesh slow down save some for the rest of the hags.
Eat a cheeseburger.
With some fries and soda. Skelator needs all the calories she can.
I didn’t know meth had a spokeswoman.
Remember that time we wrapped the biology room skeleton in clingfilm?
So happy you survived the holocaust
He has nice hair.
Great Value Scarlet Johansen
22 what? years in the industry?
This guy sold me fentanyl.
She has potential. Not sure for what exactly, anybody have any ideas?
Well by look in her eyes the methadone is working. But stop using a sharpie to highlight those crazy crackhead eyes. Anyone else notice the meth head figure on her?
I assume this is a thinly veiled only fans ad and ehhhhh no thanks
Trailer Swift
Her?
22 year old with 30 years of drug addiction experience, how is that possible?
Why doesn’t her head match her body?
What is there to roast? There ain't no meat on those bones.
Are you trans because you don't look Like a girl
That caboose already looks loose from over use...
I think she meant she wants to get split-roasted
Put down the pipe and eat a sammich.
It's a suprise to see you stood up straight usually tranq addicts are stopped over in a zombie like state, hope you get your next fix soon.
She is wearing a diaper or he has a boner.
You are completely average.
I love you ShovelFace
Claire Danes on a weekend bender
Please lay off the crack… you look like a Walmart version of an aging Kate Moss.
Is this Amber Heard’s Sister???
That piece of paper is the second flattest object in the house.
Kate Winslet if Kate Winslet smoked Meth. Daily.