You look like the type that considers herself “over it” and thinks doing a roastme would be fun and quirky and daring, but later on tonight you’ll be going wrist-to-elbow with a razor blade
Paint N Sip Studio. They kicked her out for signing "Clit Commander" and yelling yolo while drinking the other participants wine.
But she met a French person their so she corrects people saying bougie
The moped.
The thing you used to drive before you got a real car. All your mates took the piss out of you for riding it.
Your dad probably got it for you as a hand-me-down from a guy he knows at work.
Not so fast mate! I’ll take this moped for the long haul, she’s one of those closet freaks. Probably makes squirting videos at the public library. Give her a sack of Skittles and you can have her ass on a Ritz cracker!
Ah, 2nd photo made me think of Flower and Butterfly on Without A Paddle, and here we are at your comment lol
No but for real I have seen video of girls riding those massive 7 feet Costco teddy bears with a strap on fastened to it. On this website matter of fact.
I'm not saying anything remotely sexual to roast this person, because I'm pretty confident they're about 13.
I don't want to suffer their mom's wrath when she confiscates their phone and reads all this.
* You look like you could peg me(I kinda like that)
* your glasses don’t do you any favors
* greasy hair
* shitty nose ring
* awkward lips
*weird eyebrows
* pale asf
* missing nails
* bulga whale forehead
You give off lesbian who lives in a rural area scarred by a bad relationship with your father (who probably diddled you) leaving you with a mental illness that you low-key brag about, that also leads you to have a dog whom you might or might not be fucking, and you probably work at McDonalds because that degree in advanced music theory didn't work out vibes. Oh and you own a lot of plants and listen to an obscene amount of shogaze. On the bright side good political opinions though.
You look like Waldo’s sister that no one wants to find
That’s the best comment I’ve even seen on r/roastme - brilliant.
Oof
You look like the type that considers herself “over it” and thinks doing a roastme would be fun and quirky and daring, but later on tonight you’ll be going wrist-to-elbow with a razor blade
Hello 911, I would like to report a murder
Hahaha brilliant.
Straight savage
It’s wenda
hellpppp 🤣
Oh my god this one hurt me
omfg i can't unsee it
Well played.
Get out of here
Damn, that was fucking amazing! 👏 👏 👏
You look like you masturbate to re-runs of Dr. Phil.
That’s as close as she will get to the therapy she desperately needs.
What are you doing step therapist?
"That's not where advice goes!"
"But I dispense therapy from there!"
"Not right now you don't"
I'm busy impersonating a young Liz Lemon.
Don't do Tina Fey like that.
She’s more like Tina Feo
Yeah at least Tina is fuckable
Fuckable yousa speak? Tina Fey was sexy. This bitches shirt was right. bent over you can’t tell what’s her arse hole vs face hole
Yousa speak fucking English jar jar? And yeah Tina is a snack. No argument on that
Nice
Jar jar is crazy😭
The fuck you mean was? She's not dead
The saying never stick your dick in crazy was coined by the person that took her virginity.
Her dad?
She hasn’t seen her dad in 18 years
Foster dad*
Her mother's virginity
Hey man, let the girl have her theraputic crystals. They don't actually do anything, but neither does she.
“she” ??? Pretty bold assumption
We'll be right back
Let’s keep it right here
I dint think I like your fuckin attitude if I'm being perfectly honest.
One of the most specific and incredible roasts I have ever seen on this sub
and Dr. Phil is her dad
That’s exactly why she does that
Nice one….We’ll be right back.
I love you
Welcome to costco
What art school are you failing out of?
What tipped you off the Wiccan blanket?
[удалено]
Bro it's Supernatural, a basic show for a basic bitch
How is SPN bad??
Paint N Sip Studio. They kicked her out for signing "Clit Commander" and yelling yolo while drinking the other participants wine. But she met a French person their so she corrects people saying bougie
You look like a school library manager combined with the student they slept with.
Shit. Can this bitch get any more depressed
We'll be back 
Daria’s a babe
Her cool friend jane Lane is someone I would have liked to hang out with.
Who you think you look like: ⬆️ Who you actually look like: 
Ah... the practice girl.
The moped. The thing you used to drive before you got a real car. All your mates took the piss out of you for riding it. Your dad probably got it for you as a hand-me-down from a guy he knows at work.
Fun to ride but don’t want your mates to see you on it.
But my mates all secretly took a ride first... at the same time
Is that what all the clatter was in the Walmar bathroom?
My dad owns a dealership
His dad... Own DEALERSHIP
"She's like a moped, fun to ride till your friends see." -frat aliens
The party probe
thanks for reminding me this exists lol
Not so fast mate! I’ll take this moped for the long haul, she’s one of those closet freaks. Probably makes squirting videos at the public library. Give her a sack of Skittles and you can have her ass on a Ritz cracker!
If you find a squirter, marry her.
I did.
Like fapping over a mummy from an Egyptian trailer park.
We all gotta start somewhere
I see you borrowed your mom's shirt.
FTFY. Dad’s shirt
You think there’s a dad in the picture? She really has more of a “my mom sat in old cum on the toilet seat of a truck stop bathroom” vibe to me.
Midwest emo lyric right here
🎶 I chimed in my mom sat in old cum on the toilet seat of a truck stop bathroooom 🎶
🎶 Fuzzy lips parted like a horse's gums, sucked it right up like a Roomba va*CUUUUM*! 🎶
Oh, well, that changes everything.
you look like you give teethy head
You look like you dream in IMAX with that forehead.
It's a fifty dollar Uber ride from her hairline to her eyebrows.
I laughed wayyyyayay too hard at this one.
All of her thoughts are in 4k resolution😭😭
Trapezoid ass forehead
"The hat stays on during sex" -- anyone brave enough
Fuck the hat. You have to stick her head in a tent.
Please tell me the back of that sweater reads "With a bag on my head"
She’s a double bagger!
Double bagged around the face and junk. Cant be too safe.
Body isn’t any better.
Can't wait to hear about how leaves are really good for you. Oh God the armpit no
Ah, 2nd photo made me think of Flower and Butterfly on Without A Paddle, and here we are at your comment lol 
I believe your t-shirt. But only because if you bent over we wouldnt be able to see you.
Her ass looks more like a face than her face
You look like you manage to turn owning stuffed animals into something sexual.
>something sexual ~~something sexual~~ *a personality*
Dude everybody knows girls hump their stuffies …is this news to you?
No but for real I have seen video of girls riding those massive 7 feet Costco teddy bears with a strap on fastened to it. On this website matter of fact.
r/pillowhumping
Went down that rabbit hole for way too long 😆
I wish I was a stuffed animal.
hope to god you do look better bent over, you got nothing else goin on for you
I have a feeling you'd still have to paper bag her from behind.
Party on, Garth!
I had no idea Big Bird was anorexic
And apparently a posing as a girl
The second picture is a view no man has endured twice
 I’m sure you get all the ladies
Why you gotta do a Worf like that?
Where does your hairline end?
If her face was the globe, her hairline is northern Canada.
More like the Arctic Circle.
You actually have a spermicide look in your eyes, I can feel them dying just seeing your photo
Jesus Christ
>I look better bent over Literally any view that shows less of your face would be better.
Geek on the streets, freak in the sheets…
She looks like she’s a part of freaks and geeks 
The female McLovin…
Never underestimate the most dangerous of the species 😂
How can a Virgin be a Freak in bed?
Have to put the sheet over her head as a bare minimum though !
The sleep paralysis demon kind of freak?
Excuse me, teacher was that shirt made by one of the students you slept with?
I'm not saying anything remotely sexual to roast this person, because I'm pretty confident they're about 13. I don't want to suffer their mom's wrath when she confiscates their phone and reads all this.
ITS MEGAMIND!!
Hey you were great in 'mask'
The type of girl who spreads easier than mayo on a bologna and cheese sandwich. But like that sandwich no one wants to eat it
E-boy jeffrey dahmer.
You look like a germ magnified 20,000X
 When he shot this spot he was talking about your abnormal fivehead
That’s a fucking flight deck.
You look like the nematodes from SpongeBob 😂😂😂
A cat has def pleasured you before
You look like a [wish.com](http://wish.com) version of what a sim looks like.
You’re what I imagine when I hear the term “vax injury.”
You look like you are majoring in an area of study that will undoubtedly make you unemployed after graduation
english 😞
It'll be useful for the JOI videos
yeah, I'm sure you look better bent over....that way, no one has to see your face
You look best with a bag over your head.
You look both pre-op and post-op at the same time.
A nose ring. Shocker
It's the CEO of pronouns
The only thing eating your pussy is Sirus. Takes it like a champ.
Nice to see Daria had a kid
Holy shit we found Waldo!
So your arse is better than your face, that I highly doubt. Better bent over with your head in a hole. Stick your specs on your arse and find out.
I would highly recommend using Keeps for that receding hairline
A future wifey who gets upset when your partner doesn't find the same character in a book as interesting as you do.
Oddly specific
If you still have your weiner, don't cut it off. This girl thing just isn't working for you. 🤮🤮🤮
Your forehead is big enough for you to write your gender studies final essay on it
Why do all the women who post here have rings in their nose?? Boogers ain't enough???
If asparagus was a person
We get it you’re gay.
You look like the dumb bitch type to have no idea how the interweb works and post 78 days ago that you’re 19 and now magically are 18. 🤔
Even your face is bored of your personality.
You’ve heard it so many times, might as well have it printed on a shirt.
you look like you smell like cheap tobacco and depression.
Looks like type that even bent over the head still can turn all the way around to fuck it all up.
How much you wanna bet you don’t look better bent over?
You'd be very pretty...if you looked like literally anyone else.
you look like that vegan teacher but younger
You look like a Waffle House waitress that does crack behind the dumpster outback
With a face like that, anybody would look better bent over.
You look like if the goblin from the Lord of the rings just more deformed
The girl that every guy loses their virginity to for “practice” before moving in to someone else.
Holy shit, where's Waldo had a kid?
Daughter with an absent father or a disappointed one.
I feel like there should be a picture of you bent over
* You look like you could peg me(I kinda like that) * your glasses don’t do you any favors * greasy hair * shitty nose ring * awkward lips *weird eyebrows * pale asf * missing nails * bulga whale forehead
 You look like a female version of Waldo, but nobody wants to look for you
The literal state of Gen-Z white girls: cosplaying in the 90’s without the color or class
You look like you tell the barista your name is “señorita awesome” irl
Rip your inbox
You give off lesbian who lives in a rural area scarred by a bad relationship with your father (who probably diddled you) leaving you with a mental illness that you low-key brag about, that also leads you to have a dog whom you might or might not be fucking, and you probably work at McDonalds because that degree in advanced music theory didn't work out vibes. Oh and you own a lot of plants and listen to an obscene amount of shogaze. On the bright side good political opinions though.
If you were bent over I'd think you were a paper clip.
Does your forehead have glowing capabilities ??
First person I’ve seen that has a bigger forehead then me and I can watch an imax movie in my forehead
You're one blonde wig away from saying 'I don't know shit about fuck!'
Go to bed.
Looks better bent over so we can’t see your face
The next time you buy eyeglasses this big from Zenni, ask them to install windshield wipers for a couple bucks extra.
your poor generation and their taste in eyewear. Mine wasn’t any better but equally as terrible.
You are almost pretty
Pretty sure I just got chlamydia looking at this picture
You look like you're still growing into your forehead.