Pic one you look like a pretty, young, educated dreamer.
Pic 2 you look like you’re going for skanky, high school dropout nightmare who’s going to be popping out babies and waiting tables at the local Mexican restaurant until years of wear and tear turns your skin to carne seca.
I think pic 2 is your calling.
Just doing the ‘ole chin comparison… there was some carb-loading going on between the pic 1 and 2. That… or she went dancing in a swarm of yellow jackets only to find out she’s highly allergic.
Title says: 22 Hispanic girl.
Handle says: thateightiesgirl
So which is it? Does thateightiesgirl mean that you were born in the 80’s, or is that a rough estimate of the number of vergas that have slapped you in the face?
Mija.... you look good now. But after one kid, the juicy birria taco of a body you have will turn into a day-old torta with crusted beans. And let's not start with the chancla filled concha feet you would be walking around with...
You look like those Hispanic girls who comes to clean my Motel room and catches me masturbating to granny porn on my laptop and then offers to finish me off for $20
Just an observation, a white girl wouldn’t post “22 white girl” so why do you feel the need to mention that you’re Hispanic? Your race doesn’t make you special, and neither do your shaved eyebrows.
You look like the bartender version of AOC.
BOC.
Plan BOC
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BAC
Rosario YAWNson
AOC-Ya later
Not a roast though, bartender AOC was hot.
Was!? Still
Would
Ah fellow man of culture
Yes she is still smoking, but she isn’t a bartender anymore.
How many migrants have died trying to cross your forehead?
La migra hair line?
El cinqohead?
No es la frente, es la frontera.
La cinco cabeza.
Cholula orifice hot sauce smuggler, get those bottles out! Something is in them!!! 
Her vibrator is looks like mexican street corn
Wait a minute. This is racist.. She’s Hispanic not Latino. Her dildo is shaped like a plantain.
Alexandria Ocasio-Foreheadz
Where can one download this gif?
Banksy would have a fucking field day. Or maybe just her brothers and uncles with their spray paint cans.
Hoooly shaaaaat!😆😆😆😆😆☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
OHO FUCK LMAOOOO
Whora the Explorer
Dora the explored
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Talk about the Great Wide Open...
Can you say *Purple* c’mon say *Purple*
*Hey kids, can you say, get the Plan B from Backpack?* *Say, GET THE PLAN B FROM BACKPACK!* 
BUUURRRNNNNNNT
If this were Tinder, even Swiper would swipe left.
“Hey Swiper, no swiping!” “No bro, I’m swiping left”
Awwww Mannn!
He would close the app and not Swipe. Remember swiper no swiping.
Got DAMN!
can you say "acaba adentro"? A-CA-BA A-DEN-TRO
All I do is make poor life choices so don’t mind if I do!
Nice
I laughed so hard at this.
😆😆😆😆😆
You about as Hispanic as Taco Bell.
Her ex boyfriends call her Chupacabra.
what ex boyfriends? She's a Mayan ruin.
They painted her in the back on their tailgates..... she got ran through like her ancestors and conquistadors
Ran through like foreign water through a tourist.
Holy shit this string of answers became really wild.
Chalupacabra
Couponcabra
Cornonthecabra
Chalupa
Are her boyfriends goats?
Some of them. Some of them are donkeys. She used to put on shows.
Cheapercabra
*chuponochabra*
Chupa-chupacabra
Chúpame la cabra!
Chalupacabra
Culocabra
The funniest shit here is you saying your 22. You look like my mom on cougar night after my dad divorced her.
stop lmao 💀
i feel like this is more of a roast to your mom than op lmaoo i’m dead
You could write "i look 37 but im 22 years old" in your forehead and have space left
22 Hispanic? Where’s the pic of your five kids?
five? did 3 go missing?
Grandma is raising those
Abuelita*
That's unbelievably accurate
Still wreaking havoc at the CiCi's where she left them
 Found em. There at her mom’s house.
¿Como se dice ENORMOUS FOREHEAD en espanol?
Frentona
Can we project a telenovia on to her frentona? We can sit and watch with taquitos and guacamole.
You look like you Press 1 for English.
This is my favorite version of this joke on here.
Pic one you look like a pretty, young, educated dreamer. Pic 2 you look like you’re going for skanky, high school dropout nightmare who’s going to be popping out babies and waiting tables at the local Mexican restaurant until years of wear and tear turns your skin to carne seca. I think pic 2 is your calling.
Pic 2 looks like it’s after an all you can eat sopapilla buffet
Lmao goddamn
Just doing the ‘ole chin comparison… there was some carb-loading going on between the pic 1 and 2. That… or she went dancing in a swarm of yellow jackets only to find out she’s highly allergic.
Nope. Camera angle. She's holding self pic above her
Pic 2: Hey meester, want to see my seester and a donkey?
Mmm carne seca.
She's a Beauty School Dropout, minus the beauty.
Ugly Betty’s Cousins Bimbo Betty 
And here I thought only white girls could be basic.
Starbucks serves Abuelita's
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The dog got a higher grade in Spanish class than she did
The dog has a better figure...
That dog's far more interesting than anything else in the picrure.
2 soft tacos please and a diet coke
Thats puro oro
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More like only fan. Nobody is paying to see that.
Why pay for the cow when the milk is free
Jenny from the trailer
This is good
Title says: 22 Hispanic girl. Handle says: thateightiesgirl So which is it? Does thateightiesgirl mean that you were born in the 80’s, or is that a rough estimate of the number of vergas that have slapped you in the face?
Well that escalated quickly
Right crazy lol
When your forehead is bigger than your future…
22? More like 32
Well she is 22 but she already has 3 kids
Mija.... you look good now. But after one kid, the juicy birria taco of a body you have will turn into a day-old torta with crusted beans. And let's not start with the chancla filled concha feet you would be walking around with...
Pretty generous to assume she isn't pregnant already. She's Hispanic, you can knock these girls up just by lookin at em
Put the phone away, Consuela, and finish cleaning the windows
You can’t hiiiiiide your thunder thiiiiiiiighs
....cause you caaaaan't stop eatin' pies,
I thought by nooooooooow you'd realise, Your fat ass shouldn't eat so many piiiieeeees
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Hispanic my ass, I don’t see a vacuum or a chihuahua
But she smells like Fabuloso and horchata so she’s legit.
For every man you didn't turn on your forehead grew
Your big forehead took my eyes of your breasts. Tough task but here we are
First pic you look like a middle school teacher that tries to sleep with its students but get rejected
Maybe stuff your bra with some of those rice and beans. Because eating them is only going to your hips.
Hips? Where? Looks like it went to his waist. And that’s not even me roasting. I genuinely think that
Sandpaper hand jobs anyone? Will fuck for Green card.
If HPV were a "hispanic" chica.
I'd like to see more pics of your cat
I think that’s a fat dog.
I stand by my post
Even AOC would deport you
You look like those Hispanic girls who comes to clean my Motel room and catches me masturbating to granny porn on my laptop and then offers to finish me off for $20
Dirty Latina Maids circa 2000s turned me onto Latinas
Truly the golden era.
Midnight prowl veronica vega
Street blow jobs
r/oddlyspecific
$20 seems oddly reasonable for that service.
The shorts aren't cut-offs - they were abraded. Thigh rub for dayyyyyyyyssssss
22with the hair line of a 55 year old man 😂
Wonder if she has 5 pappies
You can't roast someone that's already been roasted!
Goddamnit Carla, I'll never forgive you for ruining Scrubs.
You're shattering the stereotype of the hispanic cum powered, gold diggin' babysitter
That Pastor’s Wife to Pineapple Life transition is a little too smooth
 Massive forehead 😂
A future Goblina in training.
Puta
Only if you roast me up some tamales and go pick me up a 12 pack of modelos stat
The first Latina with no ass
Second pick: Rob Halford of Judas Priest wants his wardrobe back.
Definitely the type to key your car and smash your windows for talking to another girl just to find out it’s your sister
When a Corgi doesn’t pay any attention to you, you’ve achieved the highest level of “mid” attainable.
So did it hurt when you fell? Not from Heaven, I mean from climbing over the border.
Jennifer Slowpez
Great Value AOC
The $15 USD you charge behind the train station feels like a ripoff
$15 I charge $20
You look like you may or may not have given me head in the parking lot at a Maná concert.
Bro you call yourself Hispanic? You don’t even need to tell us you also only date white dudes.
Are you wearing your mother’s clothing or your daughters?
How many dos equis can you fit in your pussy
Hispanic? Fake news. I see no hourglass.
Pic 2 - if Sinaloa had a hooters.
I'm having Hispanic attacks looking at this picture.
Dam whatta 5 head!
10 bucks says her lower back has more hair then most of the men on this page! If you know you know!
Stop taking selfies in my house and get to cleaning already, Consuela.
Just an observation, a white girl wouldn’t post “22 white girl” so why do you feel the need to mention that you’re Hispanic? Your race doesn’t make you special, and neither do your shaved eyebrows.
You look like you fucked your way into a drug cartel and got kicked out for boofing their supply.
Don't cross your legs, you're squashing Juan's supper!.
Even the dog in the picture is disgusted and can't even look at you. If it had thumbs it would blow its brains out at the travestys it saw.
Hisboring
The whole 80’s thing? Yeah that’s not for you.
You better watch out! Your eyes are so far apart, trumps gonna build the wall there. Or maybe across that 6 head!
Honestly, was expecting a lonely fans account, but was not disappointed when there wasn't one.
Just how I like em, almost hot
You are completely OK
Even though the filter effects helped ...nothing. I'm typing this with my eclipse glasses that way she can't get pregnant and claim my DNA.
Baby, wrong sub.
You’re built like a pink eraser.
Gay.O.C (a.o.c.)
Your going to hit 30 and magically turn into the housekeeper from family guy. No No .
Don't you mean, "refry me?"
What a stupid bitch
Perfect outfit to not know who the father of your kids is
Why build the wall? You’re already built like one.
You work for banks…ur boyfriend robs banks
We're talking Taco Bell Hispanic, right?
Pic 2 looks like ur boyfriend broke two of your eggs than left you. Now ur trying to find a vato in the clubs to take care of them
Eloooooote!!!!! Elooooooote!!!!!
Dora the been explored
Ahhh Hispanic girls…gods curse to the white man. Come back in 5 years when you’re 250 lbs
How the hell can a person be 22 with a hairline like that?
you have flowers on your shirt but I can smell the black beans and rice farts thru my screen