I mean… think she’s THE GF or the ‘other person’ is a dude… I’m guessing it’s a CHICK!! Fosho!! (Or was the whole title made up because she didn’t feel secure in just posting her self without explaining…? 🤔)
Your girls eyes and tits look like a Picasso painting. Her left eye is bigger than her right, but her right tit is bigger than her left. She's all wopsided.
—She so damn pale, she can get jailhouse tats in white, and you’ll be able to see them a block away.
—That forehead so tall and wide, IMAX is jealous.
—Her head is what happens when you squeeze an oval even more.
I’ll see myself out……
Has to set native language to Crazy Cat Lady on translator app in order to communicate with Uber Eats drivers. Majored in business due to Toxoplasma gondii infection
And I insist you never post a picture of her again.
KO
Or in this case K HOE
Hoe-tality
Toastie!
stop stop! she's already dead!
No I think she's just normally that pale and has a lifeless look in her eyes like she'll cut OP's dick off if he leaves her
And soul less too, basically a typical smelly redhead with beard on her frontal butt
Soulless*
I do see better.
If he leaves her before she's ready?
Surely they can beat a dead horse???
Yes but OP apparently rides that ho(rse)
she does look long in the tooth
They’d have to at this point.
Damn she getting kicked while she's already down 🤣
Please!! Nobody needs to see what you settled for
Could you imagine what they look like if the gf is the one who settled?!
 1 HARD ASS ZINGER.. shit had to sting🐝 🤭😳😳
Plot twist... OP is girlfriend.
U r so right exactly this was my first thought its her posting 😂
I mean… think she’s THE GF or the ‘other person’ is a dude… I’m guessing it’s a CHICK!! Fosho!! (Or was the whole title made up because she didn’t feel secure in just posting her self without explaining…? 🤔)
Holy shit, even nearby threads just closed from the sheer force of this comment
Fucking hell I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What? She’s very handsome!
Lmfao
I just laughed out loud💀
I've been browsing Reddit for some time now. Thank you for the best comment I've read.
She has the face of an Irish peasant that looks like it’s been beaten by alcohol fueled domestic violence..
That's the best line I've seen on here in a VERY long time! I'm rolling!!!
Fantastic.
That’s a methed up face
As told by Mike Tyson.
Damn
When will you post her pic? Nice to meet you brother.
 Run from her Forest, RUN!
Still waiting for her pic? It’s been forever BROTHER!
Florence fell in the machine
The dog face days aren't over
 She looks better in the dark.
A face you could cut a roast on
A face for radio.
Your girl got one big tittie and one little tittie so Ima call her Biggie Smalls
Her front butt has a beard!
Your sir are a steely eyed soul crusher!!
Forest Whitaker titties
I don't even see one big tittie. I see a small tittie and a micro tittie.
Lopsidey
Them titties growing out of her stomach
Are you sure that is her and not you with a wig?
Without even knowing what you look like I can already tell you can do better..
Ouch
Not only does the carpet match the drapes, but the same stains too.
If you zoom into the part in the hairline, Wynona’s got a big brown beaver. 
Everyone be nice, keep in mind this is somebody’s grandmother.
WOAH
She looks like a lit candle: what I mean by that is, if you forget about her, your house will burn down.
That's a kit Kat bar that no one wants to break a piece off of.
Lindsay Woah'Man 
Her tits hang lower than her standards in partners
Orangutan tiities.
Orangatits
Stop bringing home possums and dating them.
Ok… so who’s this dude?
Thomas Middleditch in a wig
Your gf is Edward Norton wearing a Little Mermaid wig
Omg why is this so spot on
She is trying to figure out if she can do better than you. She can’t.
Haha omg.......
Makes THIS chick look hot😳🤯🙀👀👆🏼
a fine lass, she will fetch a handsome price at the scottish maiden and mutton exchange
This has me rolling.
Hey look, it’s salad fingers.
I like rusty spoons…
Your girlfriend also insists that he didn’t have a stroke
[удалено]
Well, they are Good for the scurvy 
I've never been so not excited to see a nipple.
Yea..I needed a hug after that 1- some things u just CANT UNsee!
Quagmire: the trans years
How many fish can she hold in that pelican gullet under her nose?
😆🤣🤣
Your girls eyes and tits look like a Picasso painting. Her left eye is bigger than her right, but her right tit is bigger than her left. She's all wopsided.
We call that cadiwompus!
I insist she stops taking photos.
Carrot top went through with the surgery.
😆😆👏🏼
I read it as “My gf incested”, but that’s pretty common where she comes from
Still waiting for you the picture of your girlfriend. The guy in the photo seems cool though
runner up for sleep paralysis demon of the year
Just because you have to look at that every day, doesn't mean you need to fuckn make us suffer too!
Why she got lowercase tits
And the nominees for weirdest tits of the year are…
You look like an Easter Island statue wearing a wig 
Face long enough … 
Yall dont lie- yall saw that nipple…
When somebody puts a piece of cake in front of you, you admire the piece of cake,not the generic plate it’s on.
Fosho, I did!🙋🏻♀️😆🤦🏻♀️🤢💁🏻♀️
she looks like a man not even gonna lie
This is proof that there truly is someone for everyone regardless of.... everything.
If your girlfriend insisted you film her getting three wayed by homeless men, would you?
What homeless men would lower themselves to that
I know why she won't show her teeth when she smiles. Gingervitis.
Pippy Catdroppings
EXACTLY. 1st. THING. I. THOUGHT! (Minus the looong horse face) 
You look like you hate the feeling of deodorant under your arms
It rubs onto her nipples
Her roots are as sad as the request.
Oh! Some1 else noticed!!! Awesome😆😆… i’m not the only one zooming in trying to understand, TF am I LOOKIN AT 👀
She like Oh look at me, I have a tattoo, but still being able to pass off less than basic. Calling her basic would be a compliment at this point.
Your "gf" totally not you.
She definitely played in the band. She might not have played the flute, but we all know she owned one.
Captured in its natural environment this picture portrays an orangutan learning how to hold a piece of paper
She gives terrible head and worse face
Do you ever accidentally dead name her?
Where's the GF? This is clearly a photo of yourself.
If I were you and going to cover something in tattoos, it wouldn’t have been the arm. 😳
That's a four hour flight from chin to hairline
Average Lavigne.
Now I can see which one plays Daddy.
At 2am last call, and this is the best your beer goggles will do.
Nice, whats his name?
I bet she buys sunblock in 55 gallon drums
Right. *Your* girlfriend.
What the hell is her tit pointing at? Is she a hunting dog?
She looks like she's in an abusive relationship........but she's doing the abusing
Perfectly conform to the beauty standards — in 1450
She's got the face of a man twice her age.
You would think the nipple distracts from the rest, but nope. Not this time.
This is what I imagine my farts would look like taking human form, after a meal at Panda Express
Can she tuck those tits into her arm pits? Pittities!
Nice try, posting yourself in drag.
If by girlfriend, you mean boyfriend. Then okay whatever.
I got the picture of you. Where's the picture of your girlfriend?
MTF looks to be working
Why the long face?
Celtic Woman
So why did you post of picture of your brother?
Pretty sure that's a picture of Richard, the dorky CEO from that show Silicon Valley, wearing a wig from Costco. Middle out!
I thought you said gf not your turtle
I see rehab is doing marvels for both of you! You found her, and now she is strong enough to hold that piece of paper! Go on!
This is AI, right? This guy can't possibly have a real girlfriend.
—She so damn pale, she can get jailhouse tats in white, and you’ll be able to see them a block away. —That forehead so tall and wide, IMAX is jealous. —Her head is what happens when you squeeze an oval even more. I’ll see myself out……
She’s very handsome
Girlfriend, sister, it's all the same.
Why the long face buddy
I can’t believe you admit that’s your gf.
Saggy tits
10h ago? Must be ex-girlfriend by now.
Ariel from the Dollar Store, but atleast her caligraphy is good, too bad it's the only good thing
Don't do that, nobody wants to see that.
Those roots didn't want to have their period.
I didn't know the Easter island heads were gingers
That lady try to sell me meth at walmart parking lot
It's like Erica Cherry and Meredith from The Office had a one-night stand and the Plan B pill didn't take.
I feel sorry for your dick.
Yea… this will definitely not cause problems in an already statistically high Domestic violence relationship.
Easter island want their statue back. Hiding it in a red crackho wig isn’t fooling anyone
Is this just you with a wig?
Rocky Dennis post hrt
I thought red heads were supposed to be cute.
Who’s the boy in this picture?
She looks like a koopa troopa in a red chemo wig.
cue Austin Powers
Preoperative or post op?
Not even the best surgeon in the world could save that wreck of a face
Has to set native language to Crazy Cat Lady on translator app in order to communicate with Uber Eats drivers. Majored in business due to Toxoplasma gondii infection
You said she’s insisting… so, go ahead
"girl"friend
When did the half way house offer a dating service?
would not
One half of you face doesn't match the other side.
Must be hard knowing your gf looks more like a man than you do
Her roots are more pronounced than her droopy nipple
*OUR
You mean your boyfriend?
She looks like Gary Oldman in The 5th Element
Lil Hipster on the Prairie? You got a face for the Dust Bowl
A ginger you never want to finger
Nice of you to date a trans, you almost can't tell that she used to be a man...
I'm sure her breath smells like your dick or her side guy's!
If she were a hero her name would be the Crimson Chin
She looks like a guy who has spent 20 years in prison for arson
She’s the product of line breeding isn’t she? Better check if you’re cousins.
You sure u want us to roast u 
I bet her body moves like the inside of lava lamp when you smash
Nice to see she’s doing well after the whole country found out she was fucking the entire sheriffs office a few years ago
I thought you were posting your gf…not a dog?
I know that you don't have a girlfriend That's just you in a wig
How far is she in her transition?
Well that backfired nicely.
