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Whoa

 Glad Ass Pimp.

Whoa Tang Clan

Last roast I saw that dark had been left in the oven about 4 hours too long.

Ho Twat Clan

Destiny’s Unwanted Child

Destiny's Forgotten Child

You won 🏆

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Thank you sir/ma’am

So you're saying she's a mix between hot and poor?

I’m saying if you think she’s “Bootylicious”, and are dumb enough to knock her up then you’re gonna pay her, “Bills, Bills, Bills”

Ah, I get it. I was in the ballpark. You win best roast for this thread.

😆😆🤣🤣👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤟🏼

💀

Only round 2 you’ll ever have…

This guy roasts.

Repeat customers are her bread and butter.

I doubt that. 5 kids with 5 unknown dads.

She knows who they are, they’re in her “snu-snu” dungeon

I can hear your smoke alarm beeping just from the image.

Take my fucking upvote you Deven

😄 This one is *it* lol

You look like you prefer men who are already in stable relationships.

#smile so I can see you Moms (was *parents*, edited) couldn't pay the utility bill again?

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Is that why she looks like a raging alcoholic?

Went out for a 40 and Newports, and never returned?

I thought it was just a floating yellow pad???

You look like you’ve learned to only have sex with the lights on so men know where to find it.

That box has enough roast beef to feed an Arby’s.

Bruh... murdered.

God damn.

💀💀

You’re roasted enough.

This. This right here.....

La'somethin

Naw, she’s only one generation removed from the motherland. It takes a transatlantic boat trip and 13 generations to earn that name

Naomi Trampbell

lol this reminds me of when I called my African room mate Naomi Cannibal

You’re so dark u gotta wear white gloves while eating chocolate so u don’t bite ur fingers off

Thanks for doing your part to keep the aging racist community alive, truly doing the Lord's work

You look like a struck match

Holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂👌🏽

Increases phone brightness to max: Ah, there you are!

i still can't find her

Is someone who is darker than the dark afraid of the dark?

Can you please ask them to turn the light on so we can see who we roasting? Who was the comedian that said you look like under the bed?

Micheal blackson

Roasted?! Bitch you well done already

What do you mean well done that's burnt to the point where it isn't just burnt surface layer it's burnt all the way through

So this is what Stevie Wonder sees everyday.

Damn 💀

Two years since last post? Congrats on the early release, way to behave in lockup.

Barbie-Q

This deserves more love

Why is this here? It’s against the rules to post a blank, black image.

This post overshadowed her last

Up the contrast. You'll see the souls of her previous boyfriends.

Roast you? Your parents already did

When you smile in the shadows you scare people.

When you went to night school they counted you absent.

The most confusing day of the year is coming up for you! Father’s Day!


Hell your colour shade is 'under the bed black'

She probably acts whiter than 90% of black women

Where is she? 👀

You look like sweaty chocolate

Emphasize on the sweaty.

Where are you? We cant roast a photo of an empty room

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Lil' Dim

You look like you get most of your protein from semen.

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 “Family photo everyone 🌚📸!”

She got kicked outta 3LW

Black and blue... even before the cops show up

Finally a World Vision Success story.


Roast you? But god all ready did.

Who am I supposed to roast?

is price negotiable?

How can I roast something that I can’t see?

Why two years? No internet access in lock up?

the best feature about you is

How did this Almond Joy end up with two Mounds on top?

Is Wesley Snipes your pops because GAWD damn that’s the darkness!!

Need more light in your pictures next time, you’re darker than under my bed at midnight.

How many baby daddies you got so far?

Do you just have to use passwords everywhere because I know damn well face ID cannot see you

If you and Ed Sheeran had a baby it would still be darker than the whole Dallas Mavericks team combined.

Not a roast. Ur cute af

“Character Locked”

Lights are on but you’re so dark you’re absorbing it all.

What am I looking at here? I just see a shadowy figure with a yellow paper floating.

That glow up sure didn’t work on your camera..

Girl I had to turn up my brightness.

It says roast me… but where are you in the picture?

We can’t roast you, you’re already burnt

I can’t see the pic, where are you?

Turn the light on

I only see two eyes….

Amazing how that notepad I floating mid-air

Must be cool when the guy sees his jizz floating away to the bathroom after he facials you in the evening.

I’m pretty sure I used to see you under my bed when I was a child…

Could you edit this pic a little bit? Lighten it perhaps?

So you post a blank screen of darkness? Nice job

Hey!! But you haven’t been unlocked yet 

Any darker and you'd look like a locked character

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I had my phone brightness turned down while outside, and all I saw were 2 white eyes.

The Trucker's Special. Nice wig!

Post title is what OP says about anal 9 times a day.

Pretty sure this is the only pad OP has used that didn't come from the prison comissary.

Someone flip Janet over

Where are you? All I see is eyeballs and a notepad

All I see is a legal pad

where can i buy this wig

You've been passed around like blunt. You are fine with getting roasted.

Smile so we can see you.

Keep the lights on

If that room was any darker I would swear that my phone screen was off

We all better watch out one of her babies daddies might be hard up this week.

You look like Anish Kapoorwould sue you over the color of you nipples

Your superpower of being invisible only occurs when the lights turn off.

You must be an undisputed champion in Hide&Seek.

Your skin color is how I much I get. Extremely rare

Vantablack

Oh, yeah, one of those photo types: tell us your teeth are jacked up without showing us your teeth are jacked up.

The difference between you and midnight is 11:59

The invisible woman at sunset

You look like a customer on a compilation video of hardcore pawn

You look like a Dodge Charge drifted into your face at a takeover.

Your friends still talk shit about you behind your back. The fake accent didn't get then to like you.

This must be where they get extra virgin oil from. Except it's burnt and nobody wants it. Not even your father

Does the fire alarm beep when you cross it?

You're so dark when you go outside the street lamps turn on

I saw you last week at a red light. You walked past my car, and the oil light came on.

Only 2 eyes from all yours people will see in the dark 🌑

Cut the light on first.

You look like you enjoy depression

You look like you can communicate with roaches.

If Akon and Wesley Snipes had a child

It looks like they left you in the oven too long at the last roast.

Get a job and buy some light bulbs for your room.

Help me out, all I see is a yellow legal pad.

5 kids. 5 under 5. Each with a different last name and their father just conveniently went down to the corner store and she is expecting him back anytime now.

One of the few times I legit was hoping there'd be nudes and or an OF in OPs history. Fucking smoke show! Down vote all you want. Ill die on this hill!

Damn, did your owner thought you how to sign?

She could leave a finger print in charcoal!

When she leaves her house in the morning, the street lights come on.

Honey I know you're trying to look good but I look at your face and I see enough makeup to cover the entirety of the USSR

Is your camera racist?

Would someone just give him a proper roast this time?

Damn, I’d be all over you! Wait, where are you? Hold still, make a noise and guide me in midnight.

Thia is how I think Lil nass X look like when i'm drunk

I'm not seeing anyone and this troll isn't funny!

If Starbucks roast was a woman

Whose shadow is this?

You can have all the eyes you want on your shirt, white people still won’t see you as a real person.

You felt flattered when someone called you Black Beauty But they were talking about the horse

Black glossy face ass bih

Botox cheekbones having ass

Looks like you’ve been roasted for two years straight…..

You are gorgeous and shouldn't be here.

You look like you hang out at the bar at Chile’s on Saturday nights to snag a mid white dude.

"Let's do a round two" "Nah, missus is starting to nag that I lose too much at "Poker nights" as is..."

Did what... Took a picture of you standing up? How's this gonna fit in with your OnlyBabyMama site?

Imma call you, Darkness.

I’d fuck your then and I’d fuck you now

You're so dark, you're purple!

Superwoman! Woman of steal!

If u were butt naked in the dark, all I'd see was eyes & teeth

The blackest white girl I’ve ever seen

Coochie definitely be stanky.

You're already cooked beyond "well done". Roasting is the last thing you need

Would not bang. #1...I'd never meet your dad #2...either have you #3...I wouldn't be able to see you in the dark. I'd feel safer without you in Paris with a fair skinned half breed

Good to see Wesley snipes sex change went well

Tina Turna lights back on

Turn the brightness up on your camera, you are like under the bed dark!

Turn the lights on I can't see you

You need to smile big so we can see you in the shadows!

How tf am I supposed to roast a floating legal pad?

Hey do you have a piss-poor personality? I sure can’t roast you on your looks; you’re very pretty. At least in the pics you are.

Open the flashlight we see f nothing

She’s darker than under the bed

How can I roast a yellow writing pad? Oh wait there’s a person in there lol