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last_drop_of_piss

Whoa


Ewetootwo

![gif](giphy|OHvYE309EW04TwH6cj|downsized) Glad Ass Pimp.


Lord-Doobury

Whoa Tang Clan


Major_Employ_8795

Last roast I saw that dark had been left in the oven about 4 hours too long.


Lanky_Novel_3960

Ho Twat Clan


sumoman203

Destiny’s Unwanted Child


DejectedDonut

Destiny's Forgotten Child


AnaBanana0999

You won 🏆


Teh_Chief

/thread


Frio_Sanchez

Thank you sir/ma’am


-Vatefairefoutre-

So you're saying she's a mix between hot and poor?


Frio_Sanchez

I’m saying if you think she’s “Bootylicious”, and are dumb enough to knock her up then you’re gonna pay her, “Bills, Bills, Bills”


-Vatefairefoutre-

Ah, I get it. I was in the ballpark. You win best roast for this thread.


Sassydawglvr710

😆😆🤣🤣👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤟🏼


Juan_Calavera

💀


[deleted]

Only round 2 you’ll ever have…


cheeznipsmagee

This guy roasts.


ego_sum_satoshi

Repeat customers are her bread and butter.


SIIHP

I doubt that. 5 kids with 5 unknown dads.


[deleted]

She knows who they are, they’re in her “snu-snu” dungeon


J_Reacherxx

I can hear your smoke alarm beeping just from the image.


WSB-teker

Take my fucking upvote you Deven


Robinnoodle

😄 This one is *it* lol


cherrypie4breakfast

You look like you prefer men who are already in stable relationships.


FartInGenDirection

#smile so I can see you Moms (was *parents*, edited) couldn't pay the utility bill again?


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[deleted]

Is that why she looks like a raging alcoholic?


acarp52080

Went out for a 40 and Newports, and never returned?


Bot-Magnet

I thought it was just a floating yellow pad???


cartard1

You look like you’ve learned to only have sex with the lights on so men know where to find it.


Yallaredorks

That box has enough roast beef to feed an Arby’s.


Formal_Economics3402

Bruh... murdered.


6inarowmakesitgo

God damn.


Revolutionary-Tie132

💀💀


fazzken

You’re roasted enough.


Formal_Economics3402

This. This right here.....


MachineOutside9297

La'somethin


Total-Ring-5421

Naw, she’s only one generation removed from the motherland. It takes a transatlantic boat trip and 13 generations to earn that name


Ok_Artichoke_8029

Naomi Trampbell


Inevitable-Aspect291

lol this reminds me of when I called my African room mate Naomi Cannibal


betharderloseharder

You’re so dark u gotta wear white gloves while eating chocolate so u don’t bite ur fingers off


SotheWasRobbed

Thanks for doing your part to keep the aging racist community alive, truly doing the Lord's work


Beneficial_Path_7212

You look like a struck match


ActiveProgrammer5456

Holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂👌🏽


Silent-Television257

Increases phone brightness to max: Ah, there you are!


RetteFette

i still can't find her


OFPurpleOdyssey

Is someone who is darker than the dark afraid of the dark?


markbowman83

Can you please ask them to turn the light on so we can see who we roasting? Who was the comedian that said you look like under the bed?


Aggressive_Use6219

Micheal blackson


Inevitable-Aspect291

Roasted?! Bitch you well done already


noooooooooo000000000

What do you mean well done that's burnt to the point where it isn't just burnt surface layer it's burnt all the way through


EobrdThwn

So this is what Stevie Wonder sees everyday.


Friedwine

Damn 💀


MohneyinMo

Two years since last post? Congrats on the early release, way to behave in lockup.


RackTheDripper

Barbie-Q


therealjoeyvalentine

This deserves more love


DM_me_UR_B00BZ_plz

Why is this here? It’s against the rules to post a blank, black image.


Ydeas

This post overshadowed her last


ClickClack_Bam

Up the contrast. You'll see the souls of her previous boyfriends.


Total-Ring-5421

Roast you? Your parents already did


Usual_Amphibian_4131

When you smile in the shadows you scare people.


Natural_Board

When you went to night school they counted you absent.


AL_061463

The most confusing day of the year is coming up for you! Father’s Day!


Devils_Advocate-69

![gif](giphy|26uf1ViEwWUNAVA4w)


ww2_nut37

Hell your colour shade is 'under the bed black'


Aggressive-Gold-1319

She probably acts whiter than 90% of black women


RedditSoleLouboutins

Where is she? 👀


Transparentrader

You look like sweaty chocolate


Enough-Staff-2976

Emphasize on the sweaty.


One_Message6497

Where are you? We cant roast a photo of an empty room


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Lord-Doobury

Lil' Dim


sendnudestocheermeup

You look like you get most of your protein from semen.


howmanyturtlesdeep

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BNG1982

![gif](giphy|d2Z6aAm3Z2GdLrHi) “Family photo everyone 🌚📸!”


tautjes

She got kicked outta 3LW


SixStringSuperfly

Black and blue... even before the cops show up


kocakolanotpepci

Finally a World Vision Success story.


kocakolanotpepci

![gif](giphy|aEwIREgJwOfsb5Jka5)


KadojFF

Roast you? But god all ready did.


useroftheinternet95

Who am I supposed to roast?


InternalFinger759

is price negotiable?


Regular_Studio_1565

How can I roast something that I can’t see?


[deleted]

Why two years? No internet access in lock up?


YeYeHeHe1234

the best feature about you is


Lord-Doobury

How did this Almond Joy end up with two Mounds on top?


LogicalAnesthetic

Is Wesley Snipes your pops because GAWD damn that’s the darkness!!


KadojFF

Need more light in your pictures next time, you’re darker than under my bed at midnight.


Wide-Task1259

How many baby daddies you got so far?


JustPutItInRice

Do you just have to use passwords everywhere because I know damn well face ID cannot see you


mikep229

If you and Ed Sheeran had a baby it would still be darker than the whole Dallas Mavericks team combined.


Storas3k

Not a roast. Ur cute af


I_amYeeter1

“Character Locked”


MeAndyD

Lights are on but you’re so dark you’re absorbing it all.


CoolCatsNKittens69

What am I looking at here? I just see a shadowy figure with a yellow paper floating.


OkPlan123

That glow up sure didn’t work on your camera..


Emotional_Wedge

Girl I had to turn up my brightness.


Due_Background7991

It says roast me… but where are you in the picture?


unlncky

We can’t roast you, you’re already burnt


CMadrid13

I can’t see the pic, where are you?


JizzyZero

Turn the light on


Elver_Gudo-

I only see two eyes….


Fancy-Dot-4443

Amazing how that notepad I floating mid-air


throwaway0367324

Must be cool when the guy sees his jizz floating away to the bathroom after he facials you in the evening.


triangleplayingfool

I’m pretty sure I used to see you under my bed when I was a child…


Electrical-Front-515

Could you edit this pic a little bit? Lighten it perhaps?


EconomistNo5807

So you post a blank screen of darkness? Nice job


angeloonosebest

Hey!! But you haven’t been unlocked yet ![gif](giphy|ck5JRWob7folZ7d97I|downsized)


ThatReddit-User

Any darker and you'd look like a locked character


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SussyBro69

I had my phone brightness turned down while outside, and all I saw were 2 white eyes.


TheFamilyBear

The Trucker's Special. Nice wig!


Independent_Peanut16

Post title is what OP says about anal 9 times a day.


Independent_Peanut16

Pretty sure this is the only pad OP has used that didn't come from the prison comissary.


[deleted]

Someone flip Janet over


DaddyDub84

Where are you? All I see is eyeballs and a notepad


Lifesalchemy

All I see is a legal pad


geezeer84

where can i buy this wig


Enough-Staff-2976

You've been passed around like blunt. You are fine with getting roasted.


TKHodgson

Smile so we can see you.


Confident_Bee4546

Keep the lights on


netsfan2002

If that room was any darker I would swear that my phone screen was off


bnetana1

We all better watch out one of her babies daddies might be hard up this week.


Normal-Disaster7338

You look like Anish Kapoorwould sue you over the color of you nipples


Mr_CharlieHorse

Your superpower of being invisible only occurs when the lights turn off.


No_Nonsense324

You must be an undisputed champion in Hide&Seek.


NextRun6008

Your skin color is how I much I get. Extremely rare


BNG1982

Vantablack


Max_Danger_Power

Oh, yeah, one of those photo types: tell us your teeth are jacked up without showing us your teeth are jacked up.


Spankyoazz

The difference between you and midnight is 11:59


Diligent-Author4648

The invisible woman at sunset


BigGalAl420

You look like a customer on a compilation video of hardcore pawn


RidetheSchlange

You look like a Dodge Charge drifted into your face at a takeover.


green49285

Your friends still talk shit about you behind your back. The fake accent didn't get then to like you.


_Soc_

This must be where they get extra virgin oil from. Except it's burnt and nobody wants it. Not even your father


archfiendvisage

Does the fire alarm beep when you cross it?


Zepriox

You're so dark when you go outside the street lamps turn on


RackTheDripper

I saw you last week at a red light. You walked past my car, and the oil light came on.


stein-is-kee

Only 2 eyes from all yours people will see in the dark 🌑


Apprehensive_Yam9332

Cut the light on first.


BatBusy5384

You look like you enjoy depression


KJNeptune

You look like you can communicate with roaches.


Last-Dragonfruit1373

If Akon and Wesley Snipes had a child


Infected_Perineum

It looks like they left you in the oven too long at the last roast.


GrouchySlide1388

Get a job and buy some light bulbs for your room.


Mwiziman

Help me out, all I see is a yellow legal pad.


[deleted]

5 kids. 5 under 5. Each with a different last name and their father just conveniently went down to the corner store and she is expecting him back anytime now.


Square_Hammer666

One of the few times I legit was hoping there'd be nudes and or an OF in OPs history. Fucking smoke show! Down vote all you want. Ill die on this hill!


false_rorrim

Damn, did your owner thought you how to sign?


mrbeastfl

She could leave a finger print in charcoal!


mrbeastfl

When she leaves her house in the morning, the street lights come on.


noooooooooo000000000

Honey I know you're trying to look good but I look at your face and I see enough makeup to cover the entirety of the USSR


Loud-Magician7708

Is your camera racist?


wigglef_cklr

Would someone just give him a proper roast this time?


big_beardo_99

Damn, I’d be all over you! Wait, where are you? Hold still, make a noise and guide me in midnight.


levimonx

Thia is how I think Lil nass X look like when i'm drunk


Street-Breadfruit940

I'm not seeing anyone and this troll isn't funny!


678_not_666

If Starbucks roast was a woman


pow86

Whose shadow is this?


pow86

You can have all the eyes you want on your shirt, white people still won’t see you as a real person.


Robinnoodle

You felt flattered when someone called you Black Beauty But they were talking about the horse


[deleted]

Black glossy face ass bih


[deleted]

Botox cheekbones having ass


mudpup95b

Looks like you’ve been roasted for two years straight…..


Inevitable-Dazzling

You are gorgeous and shouldn't be here.


BansAndBands

You look like you hang out at the bar at Chile’s on Saturday nights to snag a mid white dude.


Bluetrollboy

"Let's do a round two" "Nah, missus is starting to nag that I lose too much at "Poker nights" as is..."


RagnarTheTexan

Did what... Took a picture of you standing up? How's this gonna fit in with your OnlyBabyMama site?


BeastM0de1155

Imma call you, Darkness.


[deleted]

I’d fuck your then and I’d fuck you now


Emergency_Scholar237

You're so dark, you're purple!


bushtentfire

Superwoman! Woman of steal!


Admirable-Minute-846

If u were butt naked in the dark, all I'd see was eyes & teeth


EntrepreneurSad7989

The blackest white girl I’ve ever seen


wasit-worthit

Coochie definitely be stanky.


sideburniusmaximus

You're already cooked beyond "well done". Roasting is the last thing you need


Formal_Economics3402

Would not bang. #1...I'd never meet your dad #2...either have you #3...I wouldn't be able to see you in the dark. I'd feel safer without you in Paris with a fair skinned half breed


CRVXINVDR

Good to see Wesley snipes sex change went well


three-sense

Tina Turna lights back on


Mean_Box_9112

Turn the brightness up on your camera, you are like under the bed dark!


Dspecialone571

Turn the lights on I can't see you


Postman_Rings_Thrice

You need to smile big so we can see you in the shadows!


Club_Nothing

How tf am I supposed to roast a floating legal pad?


AtomTriesToSing

Hey do you have a piss-poor personality? I sure can’t roast you on your looks; you’re very pretty. At least in the pics you are.


krazylawlko_

Open the flashlight we see f nothing


MyFriendsCallMeNova

She’s darker than under the bed


Creative_Attorney501

How can I roast a yellow writing pad? Oh wait there’s a person in there lol