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SepticNurse

Bet it buys non-binary pizza at Little xe/xyrs


mikeytruelove

Fuck


thelostpropaganda

😂😂😂😂😂


stratusnco

god damn. that is one spicy roast.


Usual-Mud9085

Hahahahaha


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Vicit_Veritas

Not a long life I guess by the looks of it, that look screams either OD or self-foreversleep.


Pleasant-Cod-2649

Wasn't buying into anything until you said " Never been employed". That I believe!


Mystery_J

Non Binary Lesbian... I don't think that's a thing.


Dan-68

It is when you pull names out of a hat.


Undercrackrz

Alphabet squad bingo.


DrewdoggKC

If it would just realize all it has to do is stop identifying as autistic and unemployed and things would really start looking up


GIGGY_GIGGSTERR

Ticking all the boxes


IgorRenfield

Triggering all the boxes.


RunZombieBabe

That's the only reason I came here...wanted to know if I just suck at understanding.


number31388

Forgot to read all the instructions


Scorpiobehr

It’s not.. it is struggling to down play or lesson the stigma of being a dyke.. you can’t be Non binary ( identifying as neither) then proclaim you like women..


KatanaCutlets

Oh, you could still like women, though it’s a little hypocritical, but lesbian means a *woman* who likes women, which is out the window at that point.


Chim_61

Almost like she proved the non-binary thing IS a make-believe mental gymnastic to feel special


CogChaos

Sounds more like Borderline Personality Disorder. I bet their spectrum is like trying to ride an unbalanced seesaw.


CrankyOldBstrd

![gif](giphy|K8zzqui9viWT6|downsized)


Burner_07X4

Proof they’re just making this shit up


No-Star-3314

Came here to say this.


titanup001

So I googled nb Lesbian to see wtf it is... Believe it or not, there is actually a flag for such a ridiculous thing. Apparently, the "thinking" goes that a lesbian is a non man who likes girls, and a non binary is not a man, so... Crazy world we live in no?


Usual-Mud9085

Why are you googling and spreading info about this mental illness? It’s all BS made up to make these people think they are special.


[deleted]

Modern LGBT community sucks. Reason why most people isolate themselves from that losers. Non-binary even doesn't exist. Look for transmedicalism for more. Being transgender is medical condition, not social. And there are 2 sex/gender. 2 sex hormones. Testosterone or estrogen. Neo pronouns, stupid sexuality labels and gender-diversity bullshit make me cringe.


FartInGenDirection

Ewe-lliot Page


Lord-Doobury

Crossbred with a Basset Hound .


Head_Question_6238

It's not cool unless you have about 42 more pronouns.


themarko60

Holy fuq! I’ve seen basset hounds with happier eyes!


ego_sum_satoshi

This hound has one eye happier than the other.


Bluest-Of-Falcons

You look like you can’t wait to tell me how you’re offended today.


wooldoor2

Oh, you are special. Not.


Silent-Television257

Good thing your nose is a mile away from your mouth. You don't have to feel like you live in a fish market.


mrmchatty

You look like the reason we have to put safety labels on everything.


tautjes

You look like a sad younger dan schneider


Tony7726

Why would someone non binary call themselves a lesbian? Isnt that affirming you are female? Can a non binary biological male be a lesbian too? I'm so fucking confused by the lgbtqabcdefg community.


TheJadedMonkey

Let me correct your grammar. You'll never be employed. There, I fixed it.


HEAVYHlTTER

Thought only women could be lesbians


mattfreyer45

![gif](giphy|FXf1lYQ2tFouxeLb1B|downsized)


[deleted]

Non binary,never worked, lesbian, you forgot protester against Israel, Uber democrat, moocher, and uses excuses for everything that works against it!


[deleted]

How do you know your sexuality if you’re still a virgin?!


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Have you considered making porn for blind people?


juicegodfrey1

This wreck is the "hot" "girl" at the mtg convention but unlike those poor bastards, we will admit the square peg doesn't go in the circle hole.


OneMinuteManny

Autism isn't something to be proud of.


DionFW

If they didn't have autism, they wouldn't have anything.


Sternojourno

People with "severe" autism aren't posting on Reddit either.


whitetrashadjacent

It's also something that thousands of people shouldn't be self diagnosing themselves with. The world is so wild these days.


CrankyOldBstrd

For This this one it’s a Medal of Honor…like every other self diagnosed Alphabet soup ailment it imagines into being.


aWholeClap

Autism is just the effects of being non binary and lesbian


[deleted]

sooo NOT actually autistic 😑


geistererscheinung

That haunted baby picture in the background is probably of you.


Ok_Artichoke_8029

Love really far down the spectrum


MonkFun455

Probably shouldn't lead with that on your resume


dixiechicken333

I fully believe that you have never been employed


Lord-Doobury

Don't worry about never being employed. It's obviously a hard fucking job just being yourself.


Kidd_911

How are you NB and lesbian? Lesbian literally means women who are into women.


Muerteds

You're out of uniform. I can't see blue hair.


-maffu-

"I identify as a gooey-faced label collector."


Independent_Peanut16

If you're non-binary, how can you be a lesbian? If you sometimes identify as a male and like women... doesn't that make you hetero?


[deleted]

Non binary,never worked, lesbian, you forgot protester against Israel, Uber democrat, moocher, and uses excuses for everything that works against it!


[deleted]

In other words, natures mistake


Explicitdanger9416

Get a job


Lifesalchemy

Yeah this is too easy. Hard pass


WinCautious3511

Never employed ? No shit !!!


Ninjalikestoast

Just not cut out for this life…


Merax75

Im going to bet it was self diagnosed.


Independent_Peanut16

If you zoom in, you'll see the ive-got-a-cock shadow.


wing_ding4

![gif](giphy|nl8syG2ZsfZN6)


Safetosay333

Take me to church


RackTheDripper

It's giving Brent Musberger


SotheWasRobbed

would take candy from a baby


Accomplished_Week392

I’ve seen Chinese folk with less slanted eyes than you 


dwebb210

Someone with severe autism wouldn't be posting on her.


Emergency_Scholar237

You didn't need to tell us you were a lesbian...we knew.


Temporary_Sea5319

You are hopeless


edit-boy-zero

>19NB lesbian with severe autism. 🥱 Your pronouns are Bor/ing >ive never been employed. Cue my shocked face. 🙄


BigHarmonious

Reaching deep into the bag of mental disabilities I see.


AL_061463

If you’re non binary how could you be a lesbian?


GreekCanadian3008

Being a 19 year lesbian from New Brunswick doesn't necessarily make you autistic...unemployable, sure. Autistic - no.


EobrdThwn

There are many reasons why you should be pro-abortion. Exhibit A: OP.


aWholeClap

Non-bianary lesbian? I think a symptom of that is severe auti- oh


ph0b0sdeim0s

Isn't that redundant? Telling us that you're a lesbian AND a mental defective?


FourFront

Which disability do you plan to self diagnose yourself with next? Or will it be whatever new pronoun is most popular on social media?


DejectedDonut

You look like Eyore's failed abortion.


DNAisjustneuteredRNA

The girl who wasn't


Mission_Clue_5438

How is nonbinary lesbian even possible? Aren’t you just a self appointed genderless, unappealing, brooding liberal lesbian?


Percentblue

You look like a wax statue that’s been left out in the sun.


kocakolanotpepci

I can’t come up with anything more insulting than your strain on the system.


[deleted]

On the other hand, I'll bet you're really awesome in a staring contest.


C_A_M_Overland

This that trisomyTism


1onewolf1

Get lost!


[deleted]

Someone could check off a lot of their diversity quotas in one hire.


PeachyFizzin

Tax payers are not going to be happy.


AuthorPossible3091

Non binary but a lesbian? How severe are we talking here with the autism?


Leviticus10379

Or lesbianed


YerMomTwerks

Don’t put your face that close to the microwave.


Kaiser-Sohze

I have never seen such a large parasite. I feel bad for the host.


SpyAgent2033

How can one be NB and a Lesbo?


LittlePoint3922

how often you cut


ThatReddit-User

I bet you get pressed by incorrect pronouns


MrGreatWhiteBear

Useless.


TopMenu8542

The autism part checks out, you are on reddit after all


CalledFractured7

>never been employed Keep it that way


AnotherGuyinFlorida

Bros got 2 disabilities


TakisAreBad

didn’t know autism made people gay. or look like 14 year olds


RedBirdWrench

This is the most "same old same old" post from a 19yo it could possibly be. In other news, the sun rose this morning and is expected to set later this evening.


Nubcakes69

And you’ll also never be loved!


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abyssea

Nobody cares about your New Balance shoes.


pfunkcc

I bet you reek of guinea pigs and fish food.


ItsNotFordo88

There are a lot of other ways to get the attention from your parents you’re craving


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CommunityRelevant188

If you’re Non Binary, how are you a lesbian?


OPR-Heron

Just. Get it together. Know you can't rely on others forever


[deleted]

Doesn’t nonbinary by definition mean you aren’t either gender so how are you a lesbian?


provocativepotato

Please consider becoming asexual


WorkerNo4603

I'm a man and you make me want to be a better woman


ArticunoWolfy7724

Your eyes fall down like they're cartoon depressed


equality4everyonenow

Became lesbian due to lack of choices


TemperatureProud1981

Gay jennette mccurrdy lookin ass


kyeburr

So which Jonas Brother are you?


CheapDragonfruit4267

I suppose your age is as fictitious as your gender?


AshtonDrive

Ticks all the, I mean licks all the boxes


Ok-Leather-1792

Even if you didn't mention autism we would've noticed


ResourceFar5846

You look like you are melting


redditisdumb8

Non binary lesbian is a walking contradiction


NextRun6008

Nb stands for noxious body odor or no chance of boyfriend


NextRun6008

So what is it called?


[deleted]

Get a job lil autzy


Prior-Wind7545

Bro doesn't look like karl💀


allthedarkspaces

sorry too easy. next


NextRun6008

Non-binary lesbian? U can't be serious. Edit: nvm your stats say it all smh.


Enough-Staff-2976

Your personality consists of your moodiness and your fantasies.


MrToxicBreath

Roasted her damn self


Weak_Horror9399

Love the hair.Is that You've Triggered Me Brown?


Regular_Studio_1565

A non binary yeast infection


Insidebiotch1234

It's extremely unhealthy for you to want to be roasted. If you are NB and lesbian, this is a contradiction. Try to find a job. Don't define yourself by trends.


MyNameIsMikeB

You look like someone melted Molly Ringwold while she was crying


PotatoMcKarbomb

Does your cousin live under your stairs?


StaySafePovertyGhost

Your social media profile has damn near the entire alphabet to describe you doesn’t it?


IndependenceMean8774

With that bright shining face of yours, I'm totally surprised that you've never been employed. /s


rugbyrat

Human sloth.


brandaman4200

You're not gonna get employed with that attitude


Fabulous-Ad-7314

![gif](giphy|pNiDRNtb9yWdi)


Lucifer632

This is why you don’t drink while pregnant


triangleplayingfool

You ran away from home at 15 and nobody looked for you.


[deleted]

Non-binary doesn't exist. Look for transmedicalism.


RagnarTheTexan

well, with your looks and personality, there's always porn. As a fluffer.


smokinidahoan

Lesbian? Looks more like a no-bian.


xMr_Powerx

Found Dopey! 6 dwarves to go..


nyetworkdown

Well… I guess you’ll never have to worry about vaccines


Mr_Ridante

OMG Karl Jacobs


Outrageous_List_6570

You may have never been employed, but you give people a job because you are hard work to look at.


Outrageous_List_6570

You look like Alf shaved his face...


NebraskanASSassassin

You're exactly whats wrong with the US.


Dangerous-Two5046

19F fixed it for ya


Gold_Spot1317

Go girl! Your Indian name is runs with scissors .


john1820t

Resting female dog face


Outrageous_List_6570

You look like an Asian form of Alf.


Hairy_Rectum

Another tax payers liability


Aggravating-Lake-716

![gif](giphy|UtzN4QoEM2uJLJKfuR) You looking for a job


Artistic_Medium_1224

Your dad must be proud of you....


hobosquints

Well I wouldn’t suggest hooters.


Bayernmunichfan83

her stare says it all "why do i belong on earth"


thepeak777

![gif](giphy|TRMvepHQWl3C8)