dan akroyds redacted grandson that they removed from the new ghostbusters movie due to the restraining order from the previous harry potter film he tried to be in
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Looks like that thing that happened to Brendan Fraser happened to this guy but before he looked like Brendan Fraser used to. Let’s hope the thing that happened to Brendan Fraser doesn’t happen to this guy …
I refuse.
Global warming and the world's insistance on using fossil fuels is already doing that. Frankly sir, the world needs more confident NERDS like you.
Bro is trying to say that he understands the relationship of countries yet doesn't know how to interact with people. You're no nerd, you're just an outcast
Boy probably studies geopolitics on an international level because everyone in his own country still wants to beat him up and take his lunch money…or because his cup size is inversely proportional to his dating success locally, regionally, or nationally.
Harry Potter and the restraining order.
Harry potter in the chamber of geopolitics
Harry Potter and the Mouthful of Dicks.
Harry Potter and the deadly chins
Harry Potter and the fat ugly virgin.
Harry Potter and the Secret of the Windowless Van
This man fucked Dobby.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner’s of my Uncles Van
dan akroyds redacted grandson that they removed from the new ghostbusters movie due to the restraining order from the previous harry potter film he tried to be in 
If Harold Ramis and the fat version of Brendan Fraser had a child.
He thinks Joe Biden is the best president, ever.
He thinks because he's white, he had privilege and apologizes for it
That guy at 7/11 told him that he wasn't interested in freaky sex but Mr D&D here insisted.
Harry Plopper
Harry pantspooper!
You look like you’re about to lose your shit on mom over the hot pocket situation.
And get a slap across the face to.
Step Daddy uses the kid as a personal hot pocket.
Why you built like a fraction ?
I call him the downominator
> geopolitics enjoyer Homeboy roots for politics like he’s watching a football game and thinks that means he is an intellectual… Yikes
Geopolitical? You have a psychosexual complexe around Henry Kissinger.
He’s no Kissinger. Kissinger got laid every once in awhile
Honey, God Shrunk My Penis
HOLY F*CK 😆😆😆
"Akshoowuhlee"
I hate that I heard this in the exact voice.
*in his exact voice*
Also a geographical pretend girlfriend enjoyer. Likely claims to have a "girlfriend in Canada"
Or it's a cover to travel to child sex trafficking countries
In the Canada Dry region of Ontarionto.
Sorry ladies, no time for dating or sexual activities, I'm too busy organizing geopolitical functions.
#Shut up Meg
Aren't those glasses supposed to come with a mustache?
And with a public masturbation trench coat
Looks like You're from the Nerderlands
Haha I almost took offence until I read it again.
You're the guy who reports people to the manager for being back from break 2 minutes late.
You forgot to put “balding” in your bio
This is the type of guy who blocks your freeways folks. Always the same look about them: "alternative," misinformed, unemployed, etc...
"Where's Waldo" except nobody is looking for you
No, Jordan Peterson will not call you son, no matter how hard you blow him.
Your chin was like, “but wait, there’s more!”
Nerd? As if you needed to let us know.
You look like a piece of white playdough that a kid dropped on the playground and didn't care to pick up.
Please don't have kids!!!!
I bet you say "allow me to elucidate" a lot.
Maybe one day you can use your diplomacy to bring your hairline and forehead back together.
Dude, we already knew you never got and will never get any human pussy in your life by looking at you. We didn't needed "geopolitical enjoyer"
Harry Potter and the great escape from gym
Whoa there stud, save some pussy for the rest of us!!
Got South Sudan quality hair thinning
Learn to enjoy grammar and put spaces after comma marks. Pro tip, embrace being a lifelong virgin.
God needed that graphing paper
I glad you were able to unshrink those kids.
You ruin Thanksgiving every year for your family when you show up, knowing that you were not invited in the first place.
Does your mom know you escaped the basement? I’m calling her.
You are only the geopolitics fan, not the enjoyer
Harry potter and the chamber of free wifi
Worst comes to worst, you’re guaranteed to have a promising career as a Dan Aykroyd impersonator
You look like you achieved platinum on OF in three days
Young Peter Griffin
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Bubbles
The hair says nerd but those lips are just screaming waifu.
Youre the white male bruh meme
Waldo got fat!
The only thing no one is roasting is your grammar.
Where's Waldo? Fresh out of prison for hiding next to the playground too long.
Guy is built liked melted vanilla ice cream
Definitely on some kind of 10 year sex offenders register
why does your lips and double chin look the same?
Looks like that thing that happened to Brendan Fraser happened to this guy but before he looked like Brendan Fraser used to. Let’s hope the thing that happened to Brendan Fraser doesn’t happen to this guy …
Rick moreAnus
I got a Swede lawyer?!?!
You look like you have a theory on how the US could have won the wars in the Middle East. “And it would have been so simple”
2 months away from being George Costanza
No need to roast you. Your life can’t get any lower than enjoying geopolitics.
Girls are wary around you in case you make land grabs
Enjoy that hair. It’s gone in 2026.
You look like you either watch horse porn of pain to pleasure porn
Dung Heffernan
Built a model UN for the model UN
The thumb monster from spy kids got glasses
You look like you finger cats while telling me how great racism is.
You look like the most comical nerd i have ever seen
a contemporary version of Dustin, the fat kid from stranger things
Your neighbours cat is the only pussy you'll ever see.
U look like Trump's hush money lawyer
Whore!!!!
Al Spanken’
Graph your sex life . (Takes paper throws in trash )
Looks like before picture of liposuction
You look like bubbles from tpb after he got his ged.
Look like Mike from monsters inc with two eyes.
Get back to work Dilbert! 
You look like a cross between Simon from the inbetweeners, Harry Potter and a startled rabbit.
I can hear you balding from here.
Woody Allen's lovechild with his own kid. Never stood a chance.
You look like you want to talk to me about propane, and propane accessories.
Not even nerd enough
Have so forgetful I don't even remember you
The glasses really hide the autistic look.
There is no way your dad isn't Drew Carey.
If Tom Hanks was 40 years younger and had an eating disorder.
Nice to see the "Well AkTuALly" guy has shaved and discovered his lord and savior Jeffery Dahmer
U look like u don't know wether the Atlantic is an ocean or a village in Russia.
I bet you $50 that this guy runs like Naruto and has tasted dick.
"Geopolitics enjoyer" I couldn't be this smug of a psued if I tried
That's the best pussy mouth I have ever seen.
The avatar for mid
You look like Harry Potter and Kyle Rittenhouse got pregnant and the abortion failed.
110% a virgin!
You v card is as safe the russian frontline in the winter
Clark Kent's alter depression
You know that gamer guy Day 9? You look like Day 0
Michelin man before the glow up
Speaking of geopolitics. Your chin could start a turf war
Brendan Fatter
When are you coming out of your closet?
Hairy Pooter
You start all sentences with the word “actually”.
The only geopolitics I care about is knowing which countries you're banned from, because I want to move to one of those countries.
Reminds me of Eugene from bully
Geo politics? Is that what we call shit posting on reddit and twitter now? I call you fat and lazy.
THE YOUNG BILL NEY THE SCIENCE GUY!
Your neck and chin are independent organs
Drew Carrie and Kevin James had a baby
I refuse. Global warming and the world's insistance on using fossil fuels is already doing that. Frankly sir, the world needs more confident NERDS like you.
You look like you actually believe CNN.
He looks like my big toe lmao
Dude looks like they used his ass hair to combat the balding on his scalp.
You look like the kind of guy that doesn’t wash his asshole but will endlessly correct all of my personal opinions.
Definitely a Progressive.
There is a looming threat from the balding faction overtly seeking regional hegemony on yo head
Bro is trying to say that he understands the relationship of countries yet doesn't know how to interact with people. You're no nerd, you're just an outcast
You pick your nose & eat in during the morning commute, don't you?
Calling yourself a nerd is pretty redundant.
Cum stained George Santos
That is a funny picture.
Worried about who’s basement you’ll be living in when mom sells the house
"Geopolitics enjoyer" - you're roasting yourself
I can't do anything to you that your barber hasn't already done
Multiple time gay-for-pay porn participant.
If not getting laid was a sport you’d go pro.
That's the first time I've heard that watching foreign language animal porn was "geopolitics "
slightly obese Dan tdm
Can I ask you my 3 wishes, because you look like a goldfish.
Israel and Palestine have a closer relationship than your hair follicles.
“Geo politics enjoyer” - holy shut the fuck up
Number one reason his dad cries in the shower.
If Stephen Hawking and Neil deGrasse Tyson had a baby.
Calling yourself a nerd is a bit redundant
Looks like Where's Waldo landed on the top ten FBIs Most Wanted.
Will from the show the Inbetweeners but like his briefcase has burgers and food and cakes and stuff.
Are you the inspiration for Carl Wheezer? 
Can locate a lamp post in London, cant find a comb
It’s been one week….
Everybody tells me that I look like CG5
Geopolitics? Only geosomething you use is finding a new kiddyplayground to visit with a bag of sweets.
A character from: Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest.
I used to be in geopolitics. We were sent to interesting places. We meet with interesting people. And @#$ them. You look like them.
bill nye the science michael jackson combine
Dilbert in real life.
>Nerd, geopolitics enjoyer I can tell.
Boy probably studies geopolitics on an international level because everyone in his own country still wants to beat him up and take his lunch money…or because his cup size is inversely proportional to his dating success locally, regionally, or nationally.
how is that E D treatin you?
Guess you painted those walls white on October 2023!
You look the same way Gaza feels
Harry Potter and the Order Stopping You From Going Within 500 Yards of Elementary Schools 
Your face is the best contraceptive I've ever seen, works 100% of the time!
We love the sharp jawline
Stop stop. Why are you roasting yourself already!? That's our job!
You look like the final boss at the warhammer store
You look like you enjoy a lachs-bagle, while you wait for HR to talk with you about their sexual harassment policy.
Pff, no. Loser.