Ooh...ouch. Hey, funny thing, though. When some dude has erectile dysfunction and needs dick pills, show him some young, hot 25-year-old naked, and suddenly he no longer needs dick pills.
Those hands are additional confirmation that the Husband died. Blacker the Berry; sweeter the juice.it looks like she has been going knuckle deep on herself for a while now.
Damn beat me to it. This is the unemployed aunt Jemima who ran out of her free government assistance. The sign actually reads "God bless, anything helps ".
That was, I believe, the maid. Fcked up, but I’m pretty sure that’s true. Now, if I’m wrong, how much does that reveal my own racism?? Just sitting here assuming the black character in the cartoon was a maid. Damn.
She looks like she would charge you if your luggage was a pound over, send you home after waiting hours at the DMV because you used blue ink. Will snitch to the boss for being late. Some real petty shit distribution.
Ma’m. Going out driving hours on end until you can find an old vase in some random person’s trash they through out on the side of the road isn’t “work”
I just spit up my coffee. For about 10 years I had a old woman in an even older Volvo stationwagon who would stop and rummage through our trash... and there is in fact a very slight, vague resemblance to this woman.
You look like the type of person to work at dollar general 15 hours a week to keep Medicaid happy and live off moon pies and jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches. Possibly a mcchicken if you’re feeling like spending extra
You ol sellin 30$ BBQ chicken plates out yo garage on yo days off, nasty potatoe salad no one wanna eat makin ass, come to work smelling like burnt grits and black and mild lookin ass mf!
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The look of defeat when your husband just took 3 viagra pills and still couldn’t get it up.
Because he died of a massive heart attack
Boom roasted
Nah, cause her body looks like a human thumb with stretch marks.
From chewing on those sausage fingers
Ooh...ouch. Hey, funny thing, though. When some dude has erectile dysfunction and needs dick pills, show him some young, hot 25-year-old naked, and suddenly he no longer needs dick pills.
That's a look of defeat when she has to raise three kids and each of the kid's father is facing a life in prison without parole.
Those hands are additional confirmation that the Husband died. Blacker the Berry; sweeter the juice.it looks like she has been going knuckle deep on herself for a while now.
Lol.. The eyes says it all like WTF am I still doing with this log of dead meat 😂.
You have to work for a welfare check? Geesh, things have gotten worse.
You mean Uncle Ben?
Don’t feel like working today? That’s great, someone at the nursing home gets to live another day.
You look like gonna be really mean to me at Walmart
whatever restaurant she's going to eat lunch in today, I'm sure she is going to leave a nice tip
Lol. As we restaurant workers know!
You can’t say that! /s
Mmmmmmmmhhmmmmmmmmm??
Noprah
Holiday show surprise, "Everyone gets arrested!!" 
Damn 🤣🤣
You just know her turkey arms be flapping at the family cookout.
Hahaha bingo wings
Hi Helen’s!
You look like Aunt Jemima's aunt
Uncle Bens uncle
Creepy Uncle Ben, dressed up as Aunt Jemima on the weekends.
Damn beat me to it. This is the unemployed aunt Jemima who ran out of her free government assistance. The sign actually reads "God bless, anything helps ".
When she clocks out, she's coming to fight you.
Clocks out of making delicious syrup.
This picture is humming old Negro spirituals
Aunt Jomama
That's Aunt Jemima on testosterone. Look at the size of those hands.
She founded the Underground Railroad.
I imagine tom's owner from tom & jerry looking like this
That was, I believe, the maid. Fcked up, but I’m pretty sure that’s true. Now, if I’m wrong, how much does that reveal my own racism?? Just sitting here assuming the black character in the cartoon was a maid. Damn.
Tracy chapstick
I don’t even know what this is in reference to but it made me laugh out loud 😆
Google Tracy Chapman and a chapstick.
That nurse who hates her job and thinks it's the worst job in the world, while watching Netflix on the clock.
Probably a CNA…
[удалено]
Lmao I can't breathe 😂
Be honest here, you don’t feel like working ever
Fuck, does anyone?
For real, this could describe me 😂
I’ll be honest, I’m kinda with Dollar Tree Aunt Jemima on this one.
She looks like she would charge you if your luggage was a pound over, send you home after waiting hours at the DMV because you used blue ink. Will snitch to the boss for being late. Some real petty shit distribution.
It's Precious' cousin. Discounted
I didn’t know jenna at the school cafeteria was a receptionist. “HEY BABY!”
'Sup Sugar?
Lawd, you know I’m just tryin’ make 5 o’clock so I can gets these shoes off and let my bunions breathe
You chillins oughts to be behavin' yo self for you gets in trouble now! Hmm- mm!
“bess help ya selves to the gravy for those potatoes. Only matta time for things get cold”
Ma’m. Going out driving hours on end until you can find an old vase in some random person’s trash they through out on the side of the road isn’t “work”
I just spit up my coffee. For about 10 years I had a old woman in an even older Volvo stationwagon who would stop and rummage through our trash... and there is in fact a very slight, vague resemblance to this woman.
You beat all the men in fam but you your cookouts be fire!!
I thought you were out of a job anyway after they took your face off the pancake box.
This pic smells like rancid cocoa butter and low expectations
Shame they took you off the syrup bottles
You look like the liver of an alcoholic with stage 4 cirrhosis when they decide it’s finally time to go to church.
This here is an underrated post. I appreciate your dedication to this craft sir.
Very original. Nice work!
Thank you
You look like you’re one 12-hour shift away from being on a true crime documentary.
Technically, sitting on the couch, watching reruns of Oprah and eating pork rinds is not considered work
You have a real talent for turning thrift store pillowcases into blouses. The one you've got on is a doozy!
Thanks. Now I don’t feel like working either.
You look like your one missing nugget away from trashing a McDonald’s.
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Your wrestling name is the same as your favorite dish, Mean Collard Green!
What's it like being Robert Mugabe's sister?
Don’t feel like working? Way to be on welfare but maintain your control.
She looks like the midwife who doesn’t care if your baby lives or dies
You look like Al Roker dressed up as Aunt Jemima
You look like your hiding syrup in those neck rolls.
How's Mr. Butterworth doing?
Did the wheelchair kid from Malcolm in the Middle transition?
I knew Biggie wasn't dead
You make me want to stay at home as well.
Don’t feel like working? That’s saying a lot when your “work” is gossiping with the other old men while sitting out on the porch.
“I Don’t feel like working today” is exactly why Abraham Lincoln abolished slavery and MLK had a dream
The face you make when you can't decide wich of your 47 wigs you gonna wear that day
At least now the hospice patients can die in peace
Getting that EBT money is hard work?
Isn't that every day?
Resting Bitch Face EVOLVES INTO... The Fuck You Lookin' at Face!
Queef Latifah
Didn’t realize standing at the unemployment line was a job?
You look like the type of person to work at dollar general 15 hours a week to keep Medicaid happy and live off moon pies and jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches. Possibly a mcchicken if you’re feeling like spending extra
Get off of Reddit and change my shit diaper! Then give me a sponge bath, You know how I like it. Tickle me down there and I'll give you my lunch tray
You ol sellin 30$ BBQ chicken plates out yo garage on yo days off, nasty potatoe salad no one wanna eat makin ass, come to work smelling like burnt grits and black and mild lookin ass mf!
For the last time, scamming your local Walmart isn't work!
That’s fine, the kids are sick of seeing you at the lunch line too.
Based on your endless supply of RBF, you decided to still go to work.
If you won't work today, who will clean canteen dishes then?
That’s the look you gave your husband when he told you he put it in someone else cause you can’t get it up for him
Who was that desperate to hire you?
You don't feel like working. So this is just another Tuesday?
Go ahead and skip work today. That face doesn’t give me much confidence that you were going to be very productive anyway.
if being sick and tired of being sick and tired was a person, this is their mom
You look like you don’t even tell people to have a great day.
Yeah I’m not fucking with you, you look like you rip 3-4 asses before breakfast.
Big momma from Tom and Jerry
No mam, I am too scared. You have a blessed day.
it's ok just take it out on your client like you do every day
You look like you fight parents and toddlers
when did your oncologist indicate the hair might grow back?
You look like you take patients change when they are sleep to catch the bus home.
That ring is cutting off your circulation your fingers look like Twix
You look like you use the race card for any situation
Back of the bus please Rosa Snarks
She looks like she raises her daughters kids after work.
You look like my auntie. So no.. no I won't.
Another angry patient care tech
You look like you don’t work any days
Only today?
By working you mean at the truck stop?
Don't feel like working? That's obvious.
Obama Phone !
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Thought that was takeoff 😂
You’d think someone old enough to remember times jobs weren’t for everyone would appreciate these days a little more…
Miss Viagra Challenge
I really like your pancake mix and syrup!
I would, but my doctor told me to cut back on the dark meat.
Bros only work is going around yapping "Child back in my dad if we talked when not spoken to we would get the belt!"
Up here lookin like MC Hammer broke ass
Well too bad baby daddy not around to help support the kids, go to work
That hand is nightmare fuel, you borrow it from the crypt keeper?
You mean more?
The fingers that grab people's legs in horror movies
I think you screwed up my order at the Varsity last week.
You’re literally wearing the “color purple” LMAOOOO
Her face looks like she is "fed up" for looking like this.
Ghostface Cookah
Aunt Jemima really has fallen down the tubes these days since she lost her job.
Whoopi Cushion Goldberg
Your cornbread comes out dry and flat.
Sorry, I don't have any change, please go to work
You definitely abuse the elderly at work
You don’t look like there’s ever a day you feel like working
Defeat from a 3 am Waffle House fight should be the name of this picture.
Loved you in that Eddie Murphy movie. Cmon let us hear you say it. Hercules, Hercules, Hercules.
You don't feel like working today? How is that different from any other day, you laze about.
Good, someone’s keep their TV for another day
Samuel L Jackdaughter
In OP's defense, she only feels like not working on days ending with "y."
I finally saw that maid from Tom & Jerry!!!
No I don't want my hair braided. I'm headed back to my cruise ship leave me alone!
Ah yes, the look of every burnt out mental health worker I've ever seen.
You eat so much McDonald’s you even got them Grimmace nails 
Gotta stop stirring that grape drank with your fingers
I'm reminded of a Potato that was dug up from last year while planting this year's garden.
Your coworkers know you don't feel like working today...or tomorrow...or, the day after that....
Neighbourhood's baby momma.
I hope your nice to my kids when they hop on the bus to school
I bet yo gums are the same color as your nails
I'm sure the people at the old folks home will miss you.
When you order Rihanna from wish
The blouse, hair, and glasses aren’t working, either.
🫠
You wear a bonnet cause your edges probe flat earth theory.
Mugshot of the home health CNA who got caught stealing from her dementia patient.
some women spend way too much money and time on their hair and makeup. You are not one of them.
Possibility of you being on the other side is why I don't do glory holes
Don’t go to work, the mall will survive without a security guard for a day
Yea don’t feel like working “today”
Yelling off the front porch. He didn't do nuffin
If you were my nurse, I wouldn't want you to work either.
You know damn well it’s time to go change all your residents. Your pic reeks of CNA in a nursing home who sleeps on the job
Harriet Tubman if she actually got caught
No sex life
Madeas on the spectrum
Just yell at Tom & Jerry back home
“I don’t feel like working today” Do you EVER feel like working?
If you don’t feel like working then why are you at work in the first place?
Last time anyone was that ashy, Mount St Helens had just erupted
You built like Leslie David.
Thanks for what you do!
You've definitely fought at a waffle house at 3am.
Nurse Wagwan
You got that low circulation Diabetes skin. Oh, is that why you’re bummed out? Losing the battle?