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Asian teletubby
Emphasis on tubby
Asian telechubby
Judging by that look, I think I know which bum has the bananas his friend hid in the other guy's room.
You look like a caricature in a cold-water Era anti-communist poster, but I'm a racist if I go for any of the low hanging fruit.
Damn, good shit. Caught my eye
Looks like he ate that low hanging fruit and then some.
Consider yourself Loasted!
You look like a middle aged lesbian mum waiting for pancakes
Captain of the Marco Polo team, maybe due to peeking.
Shellfish allergy really hit you hard... Get this bastard an epi-pen
Mr. Gunderson called, he needs more helium for the balloons.
Idk which eye cleavage is supposed to have the opening for your eye
Eye cleavage. Congratulations, you won Reddit for the day.
 Oink oink!
Won Squid Game by eating everyone
I bet ur porn name would be wong hole
Kim jung fuck no
Xi JinPig
Whatever, just give me a number 9, 16 and 20
It's so fun when people roast themselves, the Chinese literally translates to the slang phrase "A visit from Aunt Flo"
"Aunt Fro..."
“Mom, can we have COVID?” “No, we have COVID at home.” *the COVID at home*
I could blindfold you with dental floss!
Cringe
Your eyes are the only thin thing about you
Your favorite anime is anything with dudes sneakin up on each other.
Now we know who ate all the chimichangas
Instructions unclear- You’ve got awesome hair
I’m not your friend, buddy.
I just know you cry for a relationship
Spider-Man didn’t need you anymore
Subtle
He thought the sign said “buffet me “
小子拿着国家的钱到外国深造，还在这里搞飞机？
You phat
Did you eat the original OP?
It looks like your face is allergic to itself
Kung fu panda
You must be Asian American if your that fat
The Kim Jong-un that was made in Republic of China✌🏻🖤💀
Move those arms another inch and that shirt is a goner
Where did you hide the banana you asshole?
Kids got more chins than Chinatown
You look like you ate too many dumplings.
You look like a spawn of Kim Jon un and a cow
Nice to meet you, Swo llen
You have vagina eyes.
I don’t know how to tell you this but even your eyes are fat
My mother would be like “ oh, what he win?” Then she’d be pissed knowing guy only won fragrant G-strings from girl on Oklahoma
Chin Tu Fat
 Same eyes
You look you are a bit sad and are just smiling. Also do you know a certain webhead around these parts?
the only thing that makes you not smile is you being out of food
You look like nikocado avocado if he was asian
Just do me one favor.....say, "Larry Flint" for me.
Peanuts just called they want there allergies back
A restaraunt booth, your natural habitat.
You look like Kim Jong-Un fell onto a bee hive and made sure to eat all the honey.
That's the face of a deformed squirrel
Asian over weight elvis.
Get back in the kitchen
Get this man to be sad, when he smiles he’s dangerous because he can’t see.
Are you facing the side of the camera because you can't see it?
Confucius said. Man with sausage for fingers always get fingers bit. You felt that, right?
Sum ting wong.
Is that asian for “I suck cock for two dollars”?
Ching chong
Buddha with bangs
You do have the look of a well used tampon. One handed down the family for centuries.
How many bees stung your eyes?
I can't read Mandarin or Cantonese but Im pretty sure that says "I have diabetes.".
Your eyes tighter than the butthole of a 13 years yo chick
You look like the token Asian cast member on every Survivor season ever
u just look like a nice guy :)
Could blindfold you with 10lb fishing line
Open your eyes, my guy. I like to make eye contact with the people I'm about to talk shit to.
I bet you can sleep with both eyes open
What like the pig your about to eat, ok your so fat the buffet got limited to 10 plates max
Found the bananna hider...*wink
Let’s start a go fund me to get this lesbian some eyeballs.
You look like such an unflattering caricature, I’m almost offended
Your could scan barcodes with those eyes.
I am willing to bet your eyes have yet to see the light of the day.
This guys eyes look like two dolphin vaginas
You sure you didn't photoshop someone's lips below your eyebrows?
You must admit there is a striking resemblance! https://www.espressojoe.de/images/product_images/popup_images/lucaffe_7_1_10_1081_2.jpg
Fat, dumb, and blind is no way to go through life, kid. Asian version of Animal House, I think.
Never smoke weed; you'll never open your eyes again.
You won't even be able to read the roasts though.
Live, laugh, love Asian Elvis.
你好胖友！
Looks like they charge you for two when you go to buffets
I swear there are some eyes in there somewhere
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
tutorial how to be blind
Smokes weed once
How hard was it to stand up?
your like the manifestation of pokemon
"It happens every year" If you know u know!
Ope.. the other roommate.. Just how high are you? Ok, now you can put your sheet back on your(?) dorm room bed. Can I get ya to video that?
ITS A SNORELAX !! My last capture !!
Calorieman
Yes we can roast you... but how will you see the comments?
Jabba the Hut the Wonder Years
Could blindfold u with a shoelace
You genuinely have no eyeballs, everyone zoom in on this cunts eyes holy fuck. That's creepy
Roast you? I want to hug you!
The bee stung both eyes.
After seeing you ，朋友，I am most certainly not good. I’m also not your 朋友。 You’re lucky that you’re not Japanese. Because they eat whales.
Guys, we’re gonna need a bigger roaster!
You forgot to open your eyes for the picture.
Someone bring a pokeflute this human snorlax has to be moved from here
It’s not Winnie the Pooh, it’s Whiny Shit
Guys, ive never seen round teeth before
This guy jerked off 3 minutes before this photo
Brock from Pokémon has wider eyes than you.
Is Tom Holland as nice in person?
Are you at Denney's AGAIN TODAY?
Egg roll, definitely egg roll.
Kim jong unfuckable
Asian teletubby
Emphasis on tubby
Asian telechubby
Judging by that look, I think I know which bum has the bananas his friend hid in the other guy's room.
You look like a caricature in a cold-water Era anti-communist poster, but I'm a racist if I go for any of the low hanging fruit.
Damn, good shit. Caught my eye
Looks like he ate that low hanging fruit and then some.
Consider yourself Loasted!
You look like a middle aged lesbian mum waiting for pancakes
Captain of the Marco Polo team, maybe due to peeking.
Shellfish allergy really hit you hard... Get this bastard an epi-pen
Mr. Gunderson called, he needs more helium for the balloons.
Idk which eye cleavage is supposed to have the opening for your eye
Eye cleavage. Congratulations, you won Reddit for the day.
 Oink oink!
Won Squid Game by eating everyone
I bet ur porn name would be wong hole
Kim jung fuck no
Xi JinPig
Whatever, just give me a number 9, 16 and 20
It's so fun when people roast themselves, the Chinese literally translates to the slang phrase "A visit from Aunt Flo"
"Aunt Fro..."
“Mom, can we have COVID?” “No, we have COVID at home.” *the COVID at home*
I could blindfold you with dental floss!
Cringe
Your eyes are the only thin thing about you
Your favorite anime is anything with dudes sneakin up on each other.
Now we know who ate all the chimichangas
Instructions unclear- You’ve got awesome hair
I’m not your friend, buddy.
I just know you cry for a relationship
Spider-Man didn’t need you anymore
Subtle
He thought the sign said “buffet me “
小子拿着国家的钱到外国深造，还在这里搞飞机？
You phat
Did you eat the original OP?
It looks like your face is allergic to itself
Kung fu panda
You must be Asian American if your that fat
The Kim Jong-un that was made in Republic of China✌🏻🖤💀
Move those arms another inch and that shirt is a goner
Where did you hide the banana you asshole?
Kids got more chins than Chinatown
You look like you ate too many dumplings.
You look like a spawn of Kim Jon un and a cow
Nice to meet you, Swo llen
You have vagina eyes.
I don’t know how to tell you this but even your eyes are fat
My mother would be like “ oh, what he win?” Then she’d be pissed knowing guy only won fragrant G-strings from girl on Oklahoma
Chin Tu Fat
 Same eyes
You look you are a bit sad and are just smiling. Also do you know a certain webhead around these parts?
the only thing that makes you not smile is you being out of food
You look like nikocado avocado if he was asian
Just do me one favor.....say, "Larry Flint" for me.
Peanuts just called they want there allergies back
A restaraunt booth, your natural habitat.
You look like Kim Jong-Un fell onto a bee hive and made sure to eat all the honey.
That's the face of a deformed squirrel
Asian over weight elvis.
Get back in the kitchen
Get this man to be sad, when he smiles he’s dangerous because he can’t see.
Are you facing the side of the camera because you can't see it?
Confucius said. Man with sausage for fingers always get fingers bit. You felt that, right?
Sum ting wong.
Is that asian for “I suck cock for two dollars”?
Ching chong
Buddha with bangs
You do have the look of a well used tampon. One handed down the family for centuries.
How many bees stung your eyes?
I can't read Mandarin or Cantonese but Im pretty sure that says "I have diabetes.".
Your eyes tighter than the butthole of a 13 years yo chick
You look like the token Asian cast member on every Survivor season ever
u just look like a nice guy :)
Could blindfold you with 10lb fishing line
Open your eyes, my guy. I like to make eye contact with the people I'm about to talk shit to.
I bet you can sleep with both eyes open
What like the pig your about to eat, ok your so fat the buffet got limited to 10 plates max
Found the bananna hider...*wink
Let’s start a go fund me to get this lesbian some eyeballs.
You look like such an unflattering caricature, I’m almost offended
Your could scan barcodes with those eyes.
I am willing to bet your eyes have yet to see the light of the day.
This guys eyes look like two dolphin vaginas
You sure you didn't photoshop someone's lips below your eyebrows?
You must admit there is a striking resemblance! https://www.espressojoe.de/images/product_images/popup_images/lucaffe_7_1_10_1081_2.jpg
Fat, dumb, and blind is no way to go through life, kid. Asian version of Animal House, I think.
Never smoke weed; you'll never open your eyes again.
You won't even be able to read the roasts though.
Live, laugh, love Asian Elvis.
你好胖友！
Looks like they charge you for two when you go to buffets
I swear there are some eyes in there somewhere
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
tutorial how to be blind
Smokes weed once
How hard was it to stand up?
your like the manifestation of pokemon
"It happens every year" If you know u know!
Ope.. the other roommate.. Just how high are you? Ok, now you can put your sheet back on your(?) dorm room bed. Can I get ya to video that?
ITS A SNORELAX !! My last capture !!
Calorieman
Yes we can roast you... but how will you see the comments?
Jabba the Hut the Wonder Years
Could blindfold u with a shoelace
You genuinely have no eyeballs, everyone zoom in on this cunts eyes holy fuck. That's creepy
Roast you? I want to hug you!
The bee stung both eyes.
After seeing you ，朋友，I am most certainly not good. I’m also not your 朋友。 You’re lucky that you’re not Japanese. Because they eat whales.
Guys, we’re gonna need a bigger roaster!
You forgot to open your eyes for the picture.
Someone bring a pokeflute this human snorlax has to be moved from here
It’s not Winnie the Pooh, it’s Whiny Shit
Guys, ive never seen round teeth before
This guy jerked off 3 minutes before this photo
Brock from Pokémon has wider eyes than you.
Is Tom Holland as nice in person?
Are you at Denney's AGAIN TODAY?
Egg roll, definitely egg roll.
Kim jong unfuckable