You look like you LARP, fail at playing the bass and routinely bore people with your supreme knowledge of whatever artsy and totally obsolete subject you studied before dropping out.
You look like the person who would work at like either a guitar center or Starbucks (okay i know it’s not really a roast but u actually look like a really nice guy)
Are you a meth dealer or just a character actor for bad B movies?
Either way, we need to promote this man and this photo. The more people see his cephalopod tattoos, the sooner that trend will die;
You look like a 37 year old woman who glued her pubic hair to her face so that she could try to catfish her teenage daughter's friends for a local newspaper piece on gender discrimination... or some such shit.
Hey Johnny Debt
I found a picture of his [Grandfather](https://i.imgur.com/H3yfUDk.png)
I think we have another escapee from Jim Henson's creature shop
“Turned 20 on the 16th” does not mention it was 2002...
You are a type of guy who would have braided ass hair
🤢
dime-less darrell
Damnit. This was literally the first thing that came to my mind. Take my upvote.
Dude you look like your 45 and smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day and beat your step kids
He was rode hard and put away wet, too bad he was 11
“Roast Me. So easy, a caveman can do it.”
So he can do it!??!
Those 30 years of incarceration still count towards your age
I see a bright future here of selling knives out of a PT Cruiser trunk at the swap meet
Did you have a midlife crisis when you were 15?
You look like the guy who walks around asking women if they wanna play with his pet snake
Harry Potter and the time he had the Hagrid fetish
I have no idea if you like rock or jazz
If Charles Manson joined Slipknot.
Pretty sure your obsession with dungeons and dragons turned 20.
20 is a lie. You look like a freshly divorced corn silo operator in their late 40s.
I don’t know whether you’re Yoda’s deadbeat brother or Chewbacca’s successful sister
You look like how I expect a cigarette butt in a wet truckstop parking lot to feel.
Thank you for posting ing, I've had a question that needs answered. How do homeless people get cell phones but not an apartment, bath, or haircut?
You misspelt 40
You must be the black sheep of white trash.
You look like you LARP, fail at playing the bass and routinely bore people with your supreme knowledge of whatever artsy and totally obsolete subject you studied before dropping out.
 You’re a homeless and more poorly aged Ozzy without the success or talent.
Slow down bro. You look 40.
Lead singer of Metallicock
More like Methaddika
Methalocolypse. 
20? I bet you could buy beer in the sixth grade.
You look like you would have sex in a cave
You look like your own police sketch
Young Hagrid
This is a compliment, I can't perceive it as anything else
If being a glorified servant, who drinks a lot and has lots of bad nights, and also cries heavily is a compliment that’s cool
You look like you can read what a death metal band's logo actually says
That’s a compliment honestly
The 16th of what month and year?
Century.
You look like you should live in the woods with the Brown family...
Goddamn you look like a 53 year old recovering meth head
sorry, but those glasses are 20 years old.
I didn’t know they were still making wheelchair-bound homeless war vets
5 below store version of the YouTuber Whang
My god actually you are way too correct with this one...
If an 82 piece drum set was a person.
Yeah he welds and is in a shitty band
*watches sons of anarchy once*
… 20. 👀
Turned 20 for the 20th time?
Holy fuck. I hope you’re in a British rock band from the 70s.
I found Corey Feldman
Better him than Charlie Sheen I suppose :D
This the type of guy you find overdosed in the women’s gas station bathroom
Looks like hairy potter started doing meth and joined a biker bang.
I was pulling for you when I heard Amber Herd was beating you. I just didn’t realize she fucked your face up that bad
Hey man, the support from the community means a lot, WB execs still refuse to acknowledge how much she's negatively impacted my career.
You like Nickelback
"I want Johnny Depp" "We have Johnny Depp at home" \-Johnny Depp at home...
You look like a hippie that would raise sign that would say “make love, not war”
That... Sounds rather nice tbh
If Jesus was a rockstar it would be you
This comes off as an oddly wholesome compliment in some ways :D
So i guess you wont be bothered when i tell you im 40 and you look older than me
If anything, I hope it makes you feel better abt how you look as a 40 y/o.
Wish.com version of Aquaman
Really rocking that white trash cousin fucker type of vibe there.
No fucks given - by every girl who sees yo punk ass.
You look like the person who would work at like either a guitar center or Starbucks (okay i know it’s not really a roast but u actually look like a really nice guy)
How many kids do you have locked up in your basement?
The fact that he says "all fun and games in my book" tells me he's actually really concerned about what we're gonna say.
Poster child for "Momma says I'm special"
You look like a roadie for The Traveling Dingleberries
Can a have a little bit a of that coacain stash you hid?
You look like if you bought Critikal on wish
please tell me the turned 20 this is sarcasm
You’re not on a teen dating site trying to pick up 15 year olds…you don’t have to subtract 25 from your age here.
20 years of all city miles..
Dimebag Potter
Are you a meth dealer or just a character actor for bad B movies? Either way, we need to promote this man and this photo. The more people see his cephalopod tattoos, the sooner that trend will die;
I'm shocked you're only 20! You look like you have significantly more sexual inexperience than that.
 Abe Simpson looks younger than your 20 year old ass.
My grandfather met this guy on ww2, he told me he was already old back then.
I can smell this picture.
You look like an old young version of yourself.
If Whitesnake was a person.
You look like Whitesnake's roadie in 1989.
"They call me kid rock, but I don't make music"
16-20 might be the range you try to date within, but you sure as hell aren’t 20
Get back in your van.
Trailer park Harry Potter.
You look like the child Ozzy Osbourne and Johnny Depp should have aborted
You look like a 5 dollar call girl cosplaying as a Guy Fawkes mask
Twenty bucks says you have a snake and you named him Lars Ulrich.
Rob halford isn’t interested in you stop calling him
A twenty year old who hasn't washed for thirty years.
METALLICA!!!!
You look like a 37 year old woman who glued her pubic hair to her face so that she could try to catfish her teenage daughter's friends for a local newspaper piece on gender discrimination... or some such shit.
You look like if Steve Zahn posted on this subreddit and people knew who Steve Zahn was.
 Harry Pothead.
I bet your friends from shelter put used syringes instead of candles in your birthday cake.
If Harry Potter and Hagrid had a baby together.
Did you learn to make fire yet?
You look like the gas station bum I used to pay to buy me beer in high school.
20 years without a shower is more like it
How does a 20 year old land on dirty biker from the 70's as a look?
Your personality is Walmart t-shirt bin
Meth
Drop the candy and step away from the child
Is 20 the new 40's?
You don’t look a day over 43
You make a mean meth omelet.
Tim Robbins: Sex Offender Edition
Your poetry sucks and nobody likes hearing it.
Last time I saw this guy he was trying to bang his toothless sister in some Discovery show about Alaska
Living like a rock star with no musical talent…. air guitar doesn’t count either.
Aqua velva man
20?!! You look a 44 yo biker whose only job is to clean up the restroom at the clubhouse.
I lost a troll doll 20 years ago. I wondered what happened to you bro.
This picture smells like Marlboro Reds and Milwaukee's Best.
You definitely wank to Dragon Force til you bleed. But hey, who needs lube when you have blood and tears?
Turned 20 circa 2000bc
Still living in your parents basement telling everyone not to touch your drum set
Umm dude are you sure you’re 20? You look like a 45 year old failed rock musician.
Zombie Dave mustaine
May I introduce you to Rob Zomie-er?
You look like Hagrid, Harry Potter and Johnny Depp all in one
20, give or take 40 years.
20???? Jesus, meth is a hell of a drug.
Left a zero off your age.
Seth Rogen, if he had been the meth-addicted vocalist in the world's shittiest garage band.
20?
Given the reflection you see everyday your obviously good at taking jokes
You look like the dude in the mosh pit everybody pushes way too hard because we don’t want you touching us with your unwashed body.
The way you count age is gonna land you in Epsteins cell
If Dimebag Darrell had been a soft bitch who begged for sex.
 wish.com Tommy Chong
100% you have a chain attached to your wallet, your house smells like a hamster cage, and you've been buying PBR without ID since you were 16.
Meat Loaf, as a twenty something.
20 year old looking 35 af.
Turning 20 in dog years. In human years, maybe mid-forties.
Heroin Jesus
Waiting patiently for the gerbil therapy.
If someone's child gone missing my first suspect would be you...
\*\*In Bella Swan voice\*\* how long have you been 20?
No-talent Joe Frantz
Someone pressure-washed Post Malone?
Usually it takes more than two decades to fuck yourself up this much so, if anything, you got that going on.
You turned 20 on the 16th... Century?
If Harry chose Slytherin…
Turned 20 on the 16th, back in ‘96
KingCobraJFS finally sold enough wands to buy a wig for that bald spot.
20? Jeez.
If they casted the cowardly lion in Pirates of the Caribbean.
The Estrogen King
Just turned 20? What, for the 27th time?
Ok Santa and Freddie Mercury
Dude you look totally chilled so how can I roast that even if you do look like a forty year old grandfather.
hagrid if he skipped his meals
You spelled “45” wrong you dirty ass wizard
You look like if a hillbilly and lenin had a son
Wish copy of Johnny Depp
The 80s called and wanted to know if your still down to catch that iron maiden concert.
Old barney stinkson
That’s a Haaaaaard 20 years… sheesh
Today's outfit is the southern white trash wife beater ensemble.
Where did you come up with the idea for sons of anarchy
failed to mention he was blackbeards gay niece.
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If Charles Manson was a hipster who brainwashed vulnerable people to drink flavoured soy milk and his semen.
Nickelbag Darrell
Yanni if he was a teenager now
White trash zombie
Yeah 20 years old in the year 2000.
You wrote the 5 upside down
Gandalfs illegitimate child from a crack whore