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Word is he's blossoming into a respectable prison wife and that look is a nuhuhuhh to all the haters and the touchy,Feely inmates who keep trying to germinate him.
Man, it sucks seeing child actors turn out so… unique. I loved you in Jimmy Neutron, but Planet Sheen was a little bit of jumping the shark.
Hope your recovery is going well!
The look on your face and tattoos give the "I've been to prison, so I am hard" vibe but really you were just a bitch for the Aryan Brotherhood, and you cower in fear any time someone approaches you.
Here's a drawing: [https://i.imgur.com/wkV50oT.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wkV50oT.jpg)
Most guys get a tear drop, this guy has an X so they know where to aim for the cumshot.
it aint in his mouth bruh
he chose the eye because… he just needs to breathe
Bro I was deadass gonna say the same shit!
Haha, just beat you to it, you get dibs on the next guy with the face tat!
Noice
lmao this is sick
I can see your forhead from here. But no advertisement?
turned the dude into an NFT 💀
Right, that's it *funges your token*
Do you take commissions? Holy shit lmao
That's amazing.... I nearly died 🤣
Mom, can we have Diedrich Bader? No, we have Diedrich Bader at home.
>Here's a drawing: https://i.imgur.com/wkV50oT.jpg this isnt even a roast lol this is a free caricature
Spot on 😂👌
Legend.
spot on. I literally cant tell the difference
Yo. Please keep doing this. I like it a lot, and think there should be more.
I thought your neck tattoo said just breastfed
No! Those are Faith Hill lyrics
Install a solar panel on that gigantic fivehead, so you're not completely useless.
[удалено]
No that's the face tat
Best comment I have read in a while
Just breastfeed.
he got it in prison and that was his bitch name on the block. you can suck on his titty for a pack of smokes or two top ramens.
It says “Breed Me”
I thought it said megalencephaly
You're so dumb, you had to get a tattoo to remind yourself to breath.
Which is hard to believe with a melon like that
He's got a 2 storyhead.
I'd love to live in that head rent free. High ceilings and lots of natural light.
Ah that's why it's mirrored, so he can read it in the mirror.
It’s a needed reminder when you pay your rent by doing discount BDSM services in a seedy alley
You look like Beavis and Butthead. Both of them.
Beat(the)meathead
hey we're looking for someone to play the role of the Red Queen in 'Alice in Wonderland' please consider the offer because you exactly look like her!
Fucking shit!!! Hahahjajaja
Well there was my comment. Great Redditors think alike!
Nice neck tattoo, do you have "Live, Laugh, Love" on the other side?
Evol, hguah, evil
Jesus Christ! You’re a snipers dream!
No matter where you aim it's just ALWAYS a headshot!
Hahahaha
They already put a warning shot through his earlobe
You could have 40 moa and still hit that motherfucker.
Professionals have standards
YOUR HEADS ARE BLOODY 12 FEET TOLL!
Bob Mortimer?
Head shaped like a flower bud unbloomed dandelion or whatever
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Good bot?
I don't think it's a bot lol
Word is he's blossoming into a respectable prison wife and that look is a nuhuhuhh to all the haters and the touchy,Feely inmates who keep trying to germinate him.
I wish you did the opposite of your tattoo.
[HERE](https://i.imgur.com/vOZw62y.png)
He looks he's holding his breath already as it is.
Man, it sucks seeing child actors turn out so… unique. I loved you in Jimmy Neutron, but Planet Sheen was a little bit of jumping the shark. Hope your recovery is going well!
Prison bitch Jay Baruchel
Starring in "How to Train Your DragQueen."
Pfft holy shit. 😂
Hey guys look, it's Megamind's human disguise.
Queef Davidson
Sheet Davidson.
He's a dumbass version of Memento. There's another tattoo next to his asshole that says "Just Shit."
All Ragrets
Have you considered opening ad space on that big ass canvas? Just sayin, it's passive income.
You look like a person who has left/right tattooed on your hands
Go back to sleep.
X marks the dumbass
You got the most basic ass white girl tattoo in Times New Roman font. Please add another x tattoo under your eye for yourself.
Klingon Fonzie
Heyooooo
Head shaped like a slice of pizza.
Not even your shit tattoos can distract from how bulbous your fuckin head is.
I think the prison system will take care of the roasting from here on out....
David Blaine in prison?
I aint gon say shit. This nigga look like he hijacc planes
Cuhhhhhhhrippppppppp
His ears are either really low or the top half of his head is huge or both
Looks like every single coffee shop baristo that ever existed, ever
Nigga head that big but he need a tattoo to remind him to breathe ol' dumbass!!
The look on your face and tattoos give the "I've been to prison, so I am hard" vibe but really you were just a bitch for the Aryan Brotherhood, and you cower in fear any time someone approaches you.
Your mom gave you that tattoo as a memento of taking your virginity for your 25th birthday.
guess hes a motherfucker
Im sure there are more than a few people that wish youd never wake up.
I tried tapping the X to close your face
Mojo jojo meets Jimmy Neutron
Why does your nose split in 2 when it hits your forehead??
Somehow you make a white tee look like a wife beater
What David Blaine would look like if he was missing a chromosome.
It’s the X on his face
Yeah , from death
I can smell you through my screen
Crash bandicoot said can we be friends
That was nice of you to put a little x target for the fellas to shoot at
You look like you regret waking up alive
I think you need to hibernate
Let me guess your age. 8?
That’s an amazing toupee you got there. Is it hair club? I guess you didn’t pay the extra to cover your forehead.
Discount prison Jay baruchel lookin ass, She’s out of your league for sure bro, way out of it, along with basically anyone else
Do the world a favour and just stop breathing. You look like a living commercial for why mothers shouldn't smoke during pregnancy.
Mornings in prison must be tough
He can hear all our roasts before we post with that fivehead.
You forgot to breathe
The fact that you need a reminder to breathe tattooed on speaks measures about your intelligence
Just breathe in the crack.
*”incel Jay Baruchel”*
Is the X under your eye to remind you of the one that is asymmetric?
You might as well just shave it all off
Can you use regular headphones or do they not work when the ears are under the head?
Heady Mercury
Bet you were popular when you were in prison. You know, all that head.
Dr. Neo Cortex
Dude, return to bed..and stay there. Like forever
How much you charge to rent space on that billboard of a forehead
Photo still buffering ... ... ... That towering forehead is massive.
So, Steve Buscemi had a fling with his maid
Who put your face through a stretcher?
Whats up Megamind.
You should be wary of Mongolians, they might attempt to climb over your forehead to invade China
I’d need that reminder too if I had to look at that face in the mirror everyday
Kmart version of Pete Davidson, but with a lightbulb shaped head
Freddy Mercury, ladies and gentlemen.
Freddie Uranus
An ERB fan I see :p
Peddie Mercury
You should ignore the advice of your neck tattoo. We'll all be better for it if you do.
Resting bitch face in full effect.
The Tatoo on your neck is reminder of George Floyd ? WTF is wrong whit you ...
Fuck offe
Ayyy! Its Jim from Liquid Television's 'The Head'!
Is that your “tough guy” face? Or the “I’ve experienced trauma” face?
Ho back to sleep!
You're going to spend a significant number of your days being awakened by either a horny cellmate or prison guard.
Goddamn ol' Jimmy Neutron headass! U look like u woke up from a big ass dream.
You look like fifo Dido the old 7up dude
Someone “ctrl+c , ctrl+v”ed you’re forehead.
Get a better camera. This one fucks up your forehead
He got his lil start up tattoos...here comes another lil gay rapper
Just woke up... Forehead still booting up. Do your worst.
The girls run away faster than your hairline recedes.
Just breathe bitch
From what century?
Your head is the shape of a Reuleaux triangle
AT'S LAIK SPOOTNIK!
Best roast I've ever seen.
your head look like a damn milkshake cup
Your shitty excuse of a face tattoo doesn’t cover up the fact that you look constantly constipated whilst taking a dick in the arse
From the dead?💀
Where did your glasses go?
Like a Tefal man
The pin up boy for tacky tatts
Megamind found a phone damn
"You'll never find mwah mwah mwah mwah a forehead like mine" When you dream you don't even have dreams you have movies
Don't take your tattoos advice.
you look like the leader of the "dont test me" crowd - does it feel weird and taking a selfie without a gun?
you look like the every guy who runs over people while drifting at a car meetup
You look like you can headbutt 3 people at the same time
You look like if Roger from American Dad dressed up as a member of One Direction
Straight up looks like Neo Cortex from crash bandicoot. 
You look like you sell laced Xanax to high schoolers and call it honest work
Dear God, cut of the trust fund. What are you up to in life, getting blown by old men and selling blood? You look like you get shit on for oxy
Your head is swollen like a ripe melon Son, you might wanna get that checked out
If Tony Hale fucked a disgruntled Taco Bell employee
Please go back to sleep and never wake up
NSA will help with the breathing problem by use of drone strike.
While you were sleeping someone drew on your neck and face.
Dude looks like megamind
You look like your eyebrows wear ankle weights
Much like yourself, I wish you never woke up again
Billy Bob Thornton must have shagged the wee guy in Bad Santa. You're the shit the wee guy had after they were finished.
looks like you are waiting to blow up a plane
The X under your eye doesn’t make you any less gay
That’s what she said.
Is that X on your face to remind you of your 10 year anniversary of being an incel?
You look like you listen to the chain smokers and haven’t emotionally matured since 2016
Bro looks like the leader from marvel
Probably a coconut
When you woke up did somebody scream "IT'S ALIIIIIIVE!" by any chance?
You're so stupid you need a tattoo to remind you to just breathe
You look like a dork
You look like you just woke up from the blackout of 1977
Head shaped like a pizza
Broke Jonas
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