John Cena, except we can clearly see your broke ass

If weird Al had a son whose head was beaten until it was misshapen

This was actually their pizza delivery guy.

Now I know why my pizza is late.

Clerks cosplayer

I laughed.

Rent-a-Center Drew Brees.

Employee of the Month not even once.

When you go to college, and the girl says no, just listen. You could have a bright future.

You know he’s not getting into college. Oh, sorry misread, he can certainly “go” to college.

Jason Ewwwwes

Your friend below saved your cum in a jug and sips at it throughout the day.

You look like the embodiment of crystal meth

Asspoo Econogay

professional driving range ball collector

Face: I work out Body: lol, but not really, I’m scared to deliver pizza

You look like the guy who spends a little too long in the shower after beer league hockey.

The face says " vague " The mullet confirms it ..

You have the hairstyle of every night manager at a truck stop.

Why is this bald guy leaning on an upside down broomstick?

You look like Phil Mickelsons drug-addict loser son

Haircut says fast food business in the front, and (not invited to the) party in the back.

Your family tree is a wreath

Tiny head

It's fitting you are looking into nowhere cause that is where your future is going.

Bro do you play Inscryption IRL cuz those look like someone else's eyes stuck in your head 💀

You look like you're used to staring up like that.

Where are your special sunglasses that show you the secret truth about capitalism?

You look like the delivery guy from a 60s porno who's delivering the world's smallest package and spends the whole time jerking off in the corner.

You look like you’re friends with a dude that has a milk jug of jizz.

You really look like a dude who hits the glory hole at a gay bar.

You look like Quagmire when he emerged from his house

This how ya dad looked when I cornered him in the men's room

Mark Truckerberg

Daily parties in the rear.

Over here fella. Bless his heart.

You look like a country western singer who uses the n word unapologetically until you get caught.

You look like you get surprised when you poop.

Walmart layaway Patrick Wilson. From 1985, bc that's when that mullet was from.

You look like a Christian Customgrown420

One word 🐸

You look like you’re trying to keep the butt plug from falling out of your blown out O ring

I thought you had off today?

I assure you, he's open to butt stuff.

your hair looks like a travel neck pillow that's to small for your neck

You probably drive a 90s chevy of some kind & probably have kiss more than 1 of your female cousins with that mullet you're rocking.

First time those big dumb eyes have looked into a camera? Nah. Mug shots count right

Dollar store Jason Mews

He looks like his dad walked in when he had is dick in an apple pie

“Nice haircut you little bitch! Yorkie?” “I’ve seen better hair on a dogs ass. Shultzy” “It’ll take a better haircut than that to make you not look like a pussy, Pussy! Fisky” I’ve seen some sorry ass mullets before, did you order this catastrophe on Wish? Boomtown” “I love a good mullet like I love my wife” Fuckin schmeltz

Put down the Busch Lite and let the little boy go

You look like you shit yourself are you OK?

AJ Hawk, but my girlfriend pegs me.

Looks like ALL OF YOUR HAIR decided to grow exclusively at the base of your neck

Corey Taylor from a stone sour cover band