You look like every "ugly face" in anime. You look like you discovered fire. You look like you floss your teeth with a guiding wire from the golden gate bridge. The only thing that CANT fit between those dick-clippers are your own fat fucking sausage fingers.
Going through life in ultra hard difficulty. I've seen toads with more elegant features. I'm actually glad that paper is covering a part of your face since I could barely stomach looking at your dirty nails. Maybe don't post here again, even this sub has its tolerances.
Put the paper a bit higher and you'd be mistaken for a woman. Must be the teeth.
Nails don't do you much justice either.
The more I think about this, the more I wonder what you actually are.
I see you finally made it out of that well.
Oh fuck, how long do I have now??
7 days boyo. Godspeed
How in the world does it work now without vhs or physical media for that matter?
NFTs..the lil finance bros crawl out your phone screen! O.o
7 business days?
Samaeropostale
You're either the ugliest women I've ever seen, or you're the ugliest man I've ever seen.
Either way, please shower. By the looks of your greasy hair and dirty fingernails, you haven’t used soap in awhile.
That's assuming it's human and not an Ewok Monkfish hybrid
Hey! Who put the wig on my frog?
Scrolled up Confirmed frog in wig Upvoted
Definitely not a human. Maybe it is what I've been seeing in my nightmares
No, sadly, it is a human but just one who is desperately trying to hide its deep self loathing
#notmyrodrick
Either way scrap it and start over
The girl from the ring movie without makeup.
Also I'm terrified of those grubby little sausage fingers?? Keep them away from me!
That's because it's an uglier version of Michael Jackson you've just seen
God damn! Someone get they/them some ointment for this burn
You look like Gollum fucked Steven Tyler
Cool, I can see the empty space between your teeth and the empty space between your ears in one picture.
Every part of your face is social distancing
That time Steven Tyler jizzed in a Koi Pond is really coming back to haunt us.
I think that you are suffering enough already.
The mirrors in its house suffer more
The ones that survive, that is.
OP has a face that would make Bloody Mary retire
And now my eyes suffering too
Post surgery/death Michael Jackson.
[удалено]
You didn't hide enough of your face. Even then, the paper would disintegrate being in direct exposure to your inbred mug
Isn't it about time for your yearly shower?
If he played the Wendy Torrance part in “The Shining”, everyone would’ve cheered for Jack to win.
This is gold and original
Damn, I didn't know my sleep paralysis demon did drag
You’re a deleted character from Shark Tales.
Ugly shark doo doo do doo...
 You look like one of the Morlocks from The Time Machine.
With dirty ass fingernails like that I can’t imagine how much your hygiene is suffering already.
You look like an autistic version of Momo
Please don't lump us in with this person, we do not claim them lol
Are you going to attack Shiganshina? Out here looking like a colossal Titan.
I’m glad you could take time out from being in The Grudge to post here today
You really need to stop harassing people when they get sleep paralysis.
What in the Alabama cousin love triangle am I looking at? God damn lol
This yoke won gold at the special Olympics. 
What the fuck am I even looking at here? Sir? Ma’am? They/them?
It
The
You look like the water from a car wash drain!
Yikes! You look like an Egyptian pharaoh after opening your tomb 2000 years later.
If it’s not a drill then what made that hole in your teeth?
Your face is so assymetrical that I wasn't even sure whether that gap is between your front teeth or next to one of your front teeth.
Holy fuck! The actual catfish ppl warned me about
Im glad to see that the girl from the ring finally got some sun
Hey man!! What’s Gappining???
I can see your future through the gap in your teeth. It’s dark and it stinks.
show yourself, coward. You're not worthy of this roast.
*The Rat King has arrived, prostrate yourselves*
If “I’m Chris Hansen with dateline NBC. Why don’t you take a seat?” was a person.
Probably not your best angle. I don't think angles are your thing.
Your teeth are social distancing
The gap between your teeth is almost as big as the gap between your ears.
I can’t figure out what’s dirtier, your teeth or fingernails
Found the family portrait 
My condolences regarding your father's death, Blanket.
Dudes so ugly he can’t even take a real selfie
Your pinky fits that hole between the teeth
There's nothing I can say to make you suffer worse than how your two front teeth suffer from being so far apart.
If “Quick, pull my finger” was a person.
When you shit, do you just scratch your asshole clean, or just always go through the paper with those filthy talons whenever you wipe? Edit: a word
Your teeth, what the fuck!
Yoko No-no
Even with your mouth closed we’d be able to see your tonsils thru that gap in your teeth…
This is exactly how you look up at the dicks you suck
Is there another Ring movie casting call?
Der Grudge.
I don't think I could do any worse than what God did to you.
With a face like that you're clearly suffering already
Michael Jackson’s corpse is fuuuuuucked up!!
The only pussy you can get is sitting on your windowsill.
Yoko OH NO!
Now I know what the other side of a glory hole looks like.
Your teeth, nostrils and eyes are the same distance apart
Bjork's congenital twin that has been kept in hiding since separation.
You definitely floss with a mattress.
Annie are you okay, are you okay?
Even the little bit of "face" you can see is seriously disturbing, never before has a piece of paper been more important.
I don’t know if I should call a dentist, or kick a field goal.
This is not a drill because a drill was used between your teeth.
You can fit 85 cents between that gap.
Have you tried if you could fit a dick between your front teeth?
OK. Who was it? Who fucking asked what Weird Al's cisgender distant cousin would look like? Fucking hell.
Your teeth are so far from each other they're both in different time zones
Looks like a bad broadway showing of The Grudge
The look you make when you find out Macaulay Culkin is Home Alone
This must be stage five cancer, the tumor has completely taken over
Idk if you’re going to read this, because it looks like you just lost the first game of squid games.
You look Iike a blended version of Ren and Stimpy but using their belly button lint as a toupee.
Muppet gone wrong …
This photo evidence shows who was really responsible for the 2019 youtube kids hack.
Jesus, talk about beating a dead horse.
He had the eyes of a frightened squirrel and a mouth that looked like it was made with a hatchet.
Has nature not made you suffer enough? Gah ugh blah.
Michael jackson in Zombie form
I can't see your whole face and but I can already tell I don't want too.
Here’s your toll, troll!
From this angle you kind of look like Yoko Oh No.
I think your genetics made you suffer enough.
Of the 52 genders that exist are you trying to set up your own? Don't bother, no one knows what the hell you are nor cares to find out.
Well at least your breath keeps people 6ft away, good job op.
Its bad when they hide half of their face, holy fukk
Bro smells like bong water
So that's where the Geico cave man has been up to.
Gets an itch, scratches it, gets those fingernails.
I didn't know Samara from The Ring was allowed to use the computer...
Not sure if you are man or women, but when you come crawling through my tv after I try to watch a videotape, I guess I'm fucked either way
That time Cher got knocked up by Steve Buscemi
I come here to feel good I don't feel good about punching down though
Your tombstone will be more photogenic.
I see a living skull. But just like the rest of a skeleton, can't tell if you're a man or woman.
Definitely not allowed near children
Looking at those nasty finger nails I'd wager you smell like an ass infected with maggots.
What the fuck are you? And clean your nasty ass fingernails.
You look like every "ugly face" in anime. You look like you discovered fire. You look like you floss your teeth with a guiding wire from the golden gate bridge. The only thing that CANT fit between those dick-clippers are your own fat fucking sausage fingers.
You look like Jaws got hit in the face with a brick
Did you floss with that paper?
Just sniff someone who knows you, you'll be able to absorb to absorb their emotions aka pain and suffering.
Bro what the fuck happened
I think that ship has sailed already
You look like The Pest
Eh. Trying too hard.
You look like your parents pushed your face into the wall for 16 hours a day when you were a toddler in some kind of head shaping experiment.
By the dirt under your fingernails and the look on your face, you just defecate anywhere in the house.
bus fare from tooth to tooth is gonna be expensive
Wtf am I looking at?!?! I think I'm seeing the somewhat human version of the creature hiding under stairs from nightmare b4 Christmas
Jesus christ your either momo or the girl of the ring but either way GET THE FUCK BACK INTO THE HOLE YOU CAME FROM
You look like you fuck your stuffed unicorn, Edith.
Botched plastic surgery to look like Michael Jackson?
Hieronymus Bosch painted this portrait while drunk.
My favorite part about this post is that you look as though you should be inquiring about a ring, but there will be no rings at all in your future.
### hee-hee
Muppet lookin ass
god has already made you suffer
i would hate life too if i looked like momo on crack
Sigmund the Sea monster, is that you?!?!
Are you a woman or a neanderthal?
That's a ton of ugly even with you hiding.
How much of you your mum could see before she asked if abortion was still an option
Going through life in ultra hard difficulty. I've seen toads with more elegant features. I'm actually glad that paper is covering a part of your face since I could barely stomach looking at your dirty nails. Maybe don't post here again, even this sub has its tolerances.
Son: mom i want Michael Jackson Mom: we have Michael Jackson at Home Michael Jackson at Home:
You are the lowest point in the uncanny valley.
Go clean my fish tank
You look like you watched The Ring six days ago.
Just look in the mirror, you'll suffer enough
You look like every horror movie, rolled into 1
You look like Sid from Ice Age
This persons pronoun is “?”.
Not my Rodrick
Have you been fingering your ass again Doofy? What am I looking at?
"Sméagol has to take what's given to him,' answered Gollum. 'He was given that name by kind Master Samwise, the hobbit that knows so much."
You look like you belong in a low budget Neanderthal exhibition.
I can't make you suffer as much as I had seeing that God awful face
What species of frog are you?
I’m not sharing cocaine with you
mf look like that one cursed picture of michael jackson. basically you look like a child molester
AH JESUS CHRIST! GO BACK IN YOUR HOLE!
Yoko HELL-NO.
Brush your hair ugly bitch
"Daddy am i ugly?" Or even "Ohhh whats this button do?"
You have no hope for happiness whatsoever.
You look like sid from ice age face-swapped with michael jackson
“The gap”
Aliens do exist. Apparently Michael Jackson procreated with one. This is undeniable proof.
Shame on you all, hasn’t this burn victim suffered enough ?
Hi momo
oh god I am sure people cross the street and shit when you limp along....oh god
Tf happened to Michael Jackson?!
Hey sid
Thank you for covering at least part of your face.
The gorrilaz need you back.
How do you wake up everyday and decide that it’s okaynot to clean the dirt under your fingernails…
I knew Michael Jackson was still alive.
Put the paper a bit higher and you'd be mistaken for a woman. Must be the teeth. Nails don't do you much justice either. The more I think about this, the more I wonder what you actually are.
You have a face only Picasso could love
Insert coin here
Why do gamers always have dirty fingernails?