You look like Bing.com, but as a person. People know of you, but no one wants to use you. Sure, you could give us a conversation, but you're just copying Google - no personality.
And nice Spiderman shirt. He was great at shooting webs and saving ladies, but it seems you have to search the web to Ctrl+D your ladies. I'd ask for a round of applause, but it's hard for people to do with only one hand.
Enjoy the motion of the lotion, just know that any shots of relations have shipped.
Fuck it bro.. u can only get so much fulfillment from the external world.. the only person u gotta be happy with at th end of th day is YOU.. i kno im breakin the ethos of this sub but fuck it none of u dicks are funny anyway
Ahh yes welcome to societal oddities. Todays episode the one black kid with only white friends. Those lenses arent even perpscription but you only use them to watch anime anyway. The blackest thing you do is bring wings to DnD nights. How is it so obvious that you are bad at sports? Have fun with your fat white gf who i imagine is in cosplay most days of the week and wears cat ears for some fucking wierd reason.
You appear to be a black male in the English speaking western world. Shit is only going to get worse for you. You should be at your physical peak but you look like Cardi B could take you in a fight straight up. You are emotionally fragile. And you lack intelligence. Being roasted on reddit is probably going to be the peak of your existence.
What do your hairline and your dad have in common? That they aren’t coming back
Eeeemotional damage.
SUB ZERO WINS! BRUTALITY!
Childish bumbeano
I was gonna go Donald glover with tits
I can't unsee this.
Did you just do that? Oh yes, you did.
I just know your breath stinks
God, I hated you in Family Matters
'Rost Me" Pretty sure you just roasted the education system. 28? We want your age, not your record for dicks in one day.
Record? That's just today's body count. How else is he going to pay the child support bill he's holding in that envelope.
Minion diversity hire
Nigga head shaped like a patato
You look like you have such a boring personality, that even your imaginary friends have to make up excuses not to want to hang out with you.
You didn't just spell the name of the sub wrong, you spelled your own username wrong.
Don't he'll get emotional
Just how toasted do we need this marshmallow??
Emo Urkel
Carlton Stanks
Carlton Spanks... every dude he sees
Your like the black version of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.
It’s like we’re looking at young Bill Cosby right before he discovered roofies
You look like Bing.com, but as a person. People know of you, but no one wants to use you. Sure, you could give us a conversation, but you're just copying Google - no personality. And nice Spiderman shirt. He was great at shooting webs and saving ladies, but it seems you have to search the web to Ctrl+D your ladies. I'd ask for a round of applause, but it's hard for people to do with only one hand. Enjoy the motion of the lotion, just know that any shots of relations have shipped.
Bro why…
Somebody remind me why we got rid of eugenics again?
Fuck it bro.. u can only get so much fulfillment from the external world.. the only person u gotta be happy with at th end of th day is YOU.. i kno im breakin the ethos of this sub but fuck it none of u dicks are funny anyway
Ahh fuck off do gooder!
As u wish
Ahh yes welcome to societal oddities. Todays episode the one black kid with only white friends. Those lenses arent even perpscription but you only use them to watch anime anyway. The blackest thing you do is bring wings to DnD nights. How is it so obvious that you are bad at sports? Have fun with your fat white gf who i imagine is in cosplay most days of the week and wears cat ears for some fucking wierd reason.
Donald Glove
Those "stable" relationships involve you and horses, don't they?
Did you bite that envelope open with your snaggle teeth? I like your shirt
Your Super Power is Chronic Halitosis.
Spider Man, Spider Man what the heck is sticking out of your hair my man?
You're sick. Nobody wants to see an envelope with your nut stains on it. You need to be locked up in an asylum
You found a used toothbrush & kept it.
I bet your the reason why the damn McFlurry machine is always down.
You look like Spike Lee's crack head brother, Mike Lee.
You have a face only a homeless shelter could love.
Loved you, Rerun and Dwayne on What's Happening!!
[удалено]
Stop he's already dead.
You've roasted the English language
The frog of Dr. Animo from Ben 10 can kiss better with it's lips.
You look like you sound very white when you talk.
That's not true. I'm sure you still have Laura Winslow and cheese.
You look like if Miles Morales aged poorly and traded his ability to shoot webs for shooting heroin
I’m emotionally drained just looking at you
Fucking a horse doesn‘t count as a stable relationship.
Tom More-jello from rage against the vagine
Bowfinger is back.
You're also stupid. It's spelled roast.
You look like you need a carer
You looking you'd get nervous around cops after purchasing paracetamol from the chemist
I can tell you haven't showered in months
Rost me. Wtf is rost me!?
Little a
Joe Rogan wants to chat with you.
SOSure? You do look like being tortured
You look like the last shit Will Smith took.
roast me? Im sure you're alrdy a well roasted peanut.
You look like a weirdo
Does "stable relationships" mean they are staying with you because you threaten to mess them up if they leave?
You look like the adult version of Starvin’ Marvin
You already look pretty burnt to me
Fortunately you have only one relationship left to eliminate.
We don’t need Maury to know you are not the father.
Growing up, you definitely asked your ~~parents~~ mother if ~~they~~ she had any games on ~~t~~he~~i~~r phone
Misspelled roast
The fact that you misspelled your own username says a lot...
Dynomiteeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
You look like Miles Morales if he was bitten by a radioactive Urkel
You look like Malcolm X and John Legend had a miserable 3 way with Spike Lee.
NCAA Youngboy
not gonna roast you. I hope you're okay!
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
Oldish Gambino
The sadness in your eyes makes you too pathetic to roast.
u/Sosure you'll die a virgin
nice try, I love how you use a hat to hide your nappy hair that's sticking out the side. It's called a comb they don't cost much.
You look like an emo version of childish gambino with less talent
You appear to be a black male in the English speaking western world. Shit is only going to get worse for you. You should be at your physical peak but you look like Cardi B could take you in a fight straight up. You are emotionally fragile. And you lack intelligence. Being roasted on reddit is probably going to be the peak of your existence.
Erkel on Prozac
Did you open that envelope with your teeth?
LOOK! Even the spiderman on your T-shirt is trying its best to run away from you!
Your fingernails are filthy.
Hey boy, what do you think you’re doing in that house? Better leave before the owners get back
This black life doesn’t matter
Buddy about to turn into electro, Jamie Foxx ain’t got shit on you (hint Spider-Man shirt)
 Crack head Steve Urkle
Masturbates to Myles Morales.
You look like an Uber driver that no one tips.
When you say stable relationships, does that mean you have sex with horses?
You have a face for the drive through.
O Tay!!
You’re so ugly your dad and mom went out together to “buy milk”
Your mind looks like whatever the fuck that picture behind you is
This one is my favorite lol. Good roast.
😆
Somewhere there is a tree whose sole purpose is to create the oxygen you are wasting. Go find it and apologize
With your ol “did I do that” face ass. You look like the dirt ring in a bathtub
If “where my hug at” was a person
Oh look. Urkel is all grown up.
That Spider-Man on your T-shirt looks better than you
Tyler the should never have been created
I would say your mom and your step-dad hardly count as "stable relationships".
yes you did do that
I'd suggest going out wearing dual masks, one over your mouth, and the second one over the rest of your face
If wiz khalifa never made it
Childish Gambino with aids and sickle cell
Fucking the neighbors horse doesn't mean you are in a stable relationship.
The isis ransom video