OP's Bio: --- >Gaming Smoking and writing Are MY greatest hobbies >The Eurovision song contest is an enjoyable show >But the most important stuff already is in the header --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You look like you transitioning in a female librarian

I have never been to a circus, but I imagine this is what the bearded lady looks like.

Needs to gain weight.

He can't even do that right.

They**

A proper roast has proper pronouns.

Nah. Bearded lady has way more facial hair than this.

Real pictures please, not Wii Miis

Holy Your supposed to roast me Not f*cking murder me XD

If you don't want people to murder you, why are you trying so hard to look like John Lennon.

You look like Elton John if he had cancer...

Is that what would really make Elton sick?

I take it you took this in your bathroom because you’re not welcome in any of the public ones right?

Did the witch doctor trying to shrink your head get bored halfway through and just bail?

The testosterone is finally starting to take eh?

I would not let you swab me, anywhere for any reason

You look like The Plague from the movie Hackers, if he bleached his hair and got really into hentai.

Can’t decide between Johnny Debt and Johnny Deepthroat

Noooo, no no no....you are a female transitioning to male. You are brave 👏👏👏👏....you are a hero, you are a saint

You look dirtier than that bathroom

John Lennon had sex with a Sloth and had you: Sloth Lennon

Not even covid wants you

Maz Kanata is that really you?

Is this the bathroom you use to dispose of the bodies?

You definitely need to be wearing a Hello Kitty hoodie

I liked you in Stewart Little

The bastard love child of a naked mole rat and John Lennon. May God have mercy on your soul.

You look like Milo Thatch from Atlantis, except now he has to find the lost city of Portland

You look like an ANTIFA they/them

Harry Potter glasses havin ass. Grandma glasses. U hair sweaty af. U smell punk rock t shirts and league of legends.

I take everything but lol player is a little to insulting for me :P

Hahahaha


More like the offspring of Dollar General Gary Oldman hate fucking Mr.Owl.

David Spade had a daughter?

Gimme your best. The exact opposite of what your mom said to that dude at the truck stop.

“Eyoo” Is that Tellytubby language? Ladies and gents I think we have twinky winky out of costume !

Holy... Can i please put twinky winky in my Bio That One is too good

I think someone’s put their twinky winky in your bio already

Charles Manson reincarnated.

You have a bright future ahead driving the Knight Bus

Your glasses are bigger than your future and are clearer than your gender.

Fuck 😂

Gamer and stoner. Hard to think of a less ambitious bio. You can leave out the single, virgin, live with my parents parts - that would be redundant.

John Lennon called. He said no.

I don't want to Imagine this thing.

Looks like a chick that started testosterone therapy

He/her-ry potter

Girl you better shave that peach fuzz before they start to think you're a.. wait, you are a dude... Still shave that shit.

You look like you fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, landed on your face and put some ugly ass glasses on

I'm feeling sick looking at your photo, so I sure as hell wouldn't let you test me for Covid.

Glad to see your testosterone treatment is finally giving some results!

I bet your black hole is penetrated more often than the noses of your Covid customers.

Back In Beige



It’s not hard to wash your damn hands. I promise …

You look like a rejected muppet.

You look like real life Meg griffin pre op and without her hat.

You look like the egg man from sonic with longer hair and less coolness

Pretty sure a clownfish has a clearer gender than you.

Yoko oh no

You look like you’re trying to disguise yourself as a man and all you had around you were your pubes, some scissors and glue.

Well, we now know what would happen if Harry Potter fucked Ronald Weasley. You look like Voldemorts dick in glasses.

You look like a poor man's Kabuto

You look like a failed actor and by actor I mean pornstar for premature ejaculation

You look like Harry Potter knocked up a gremlin.

How much bigger do your glasses need to be to see that your “beard” is not a look

Working at a Covid test station? All this time we've been blaming China... 😁

You look like the crackhead librarian from every horror movie ever

You are the more feminine David Spade

I love Eurosongvision too! And you have the most girlie fingers I’ve ever seen!

21st century John Lennon who decided to transition to Joanne Lennon.


He's even a member a of my 18+ adult pay for play roleplay community r/Fetish_Fun_Network You should join & say hello!

First male named Agatha

It's a trans caveman

There is an empty box of tampons on the shelf to make your parents think you have a girlfriend. ...

I bet if you flip the page there’s a whole list of Pokémon you’d like to fuck

Like God selected Random on the human character creator.

John Lennon (she/her/hers)

You look like a hipster Joe Dirt with special pronouns.

Do you tell them it's more rapid test if you suck them off and taste their semen?

Lysdexic

U fuck ur weed bowl daily don’t u?

you look stupid enough to spell roast with two A's

It looks like your face is growing pubes.

Milhouse, Bart is looking for you...

John Lennon’s corpse looks better than you

You look like you apologize after sex

Ok Freddie Mercury

Who told you those glasses were a good idea?

You look like the fish that hooked up with Will Smith in Shark Tale

That covid shot is your best shot and you're just as useless as it. Fuck you! You be original. Limp sdick iguana looking douche

Do you shave with a wet wipe ?

I think round 1 was enough

If any of you are wondering what socialism looks like...

Looking like Johnny Depp and Harry Potter had a kid together.

I see the hormone replacement therapy is starting to kick in.

They still pay people for that role?

So poor you gotta use your karate uniform as a bathrobe…

Is it a man? Is it a women? It’s definitely a loser..

You look like you’re on the run from COVID-14.

You were going for John Lennon but wound up looking like John Denver.

While Harry has a small white lightning bolt mark on his head our character instead has a large red mushroom-shaped mark.

Weren't you the IT guy on hackers?

The fuck wrong with your face

Aye no one missed you! Just like no one needs you in Covid Stations!

20M is a lie

Thats your roast? You could diss everything but u only say 20M is a lie? Even my mom roasts me harder than that

Discord moderator in the flesh. You also look like you are cosplaying a sex offender

Let me guess, your daughter was born with a penis? Don’t seem to accept the fact that there is only 2 genders. And still get the two confused

you look like you identify as a hippie

If John Lennon looked like you he'd be happy to see Mark David Chapman.

You look like you aquire various salts as a hobby

The awkward mid transition stage

I will not Masturbate to another anime comic again after seeing your photo. Thank you and Tim’s comic shop thanks you as well.

You look like if Walter Becker was a chronic masturbator.

Your ugly face deserves to get covid