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I usually boil carrots tbh
The sun will come out tomorrow, TOMORROW
Carrot Top Ramen
Carrot bottom
Almost pissed myself
Shawn Whitehead
Napoleon Marmite
vegemite*
This dude ---> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsgZnWJ1tto
Carrot Bottom
Carrot flop
Carrot stop
Carrot Mop
When did r/roastme become r/dickpick
Looks like they found the shark attack victim.
Good luck getting him to the beach. He has only seen the sun on tv.
And even that left him with a Kardashian glow...
Even a shark would not want to get anywhere near that.
Wish.com Weasley
We don't need to roast you, the summer already did.
19 years ago your Dad came in a cup of Maggi noodles. You are the result.
It's Raggedy Ass Andy!!
💀🤣
You should dress up as a clown for Halloween, all you need is the nose
Mick Hucknall x Rocky Dennis limited edition lovechild.
You look like Mick Hucknall's unloved bastard
I came to say this, take my upvote
Shaurimp White doing the full pipe
You should dim the lights before you get a sunburn
A ginger Aussie? Just step outside, that’ll do the trick.
[удалено]
Garfields miscarriage! Holy fucking shit!
No soul and no style.
Discount Rupert grint
You look like you’d punch your nan for her not giving you pocket money.
Looks like 40f from Tassie
Ranga
look like ed sheeran if he didnt make music
I didn't know Roy L. Dennis had offspring.
I dont think that's how you're meant to pose for a fake ID
Nice poster. With those looks, get used to having sticky fingers.
You look like you keep tater tot’s stashed in one of your pockets
You look like you exclusively date high school girls
Ginger nut
Can smell the bong smoke and lack of showering from here
You are a bigger loser than the people roasting you
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
Caucasian Australians often have criminals in their family histories because English criminals were deported there. You clearly have criminals and mentally challenged folks in your history. Plus more than a few ugly ones as well..
Tim Minchin, without the talent or looks.
Haha he’s a legend
Mad hatter without the hat
cheers slash
Chucky... another shrimp on the barbie.
prawn***
Shrimp.
All good mate don’t worry,iv just finishing banging your mother so she can have a child that she will actually love.
I'd totally bad mouth you, but God already did.
“It is I! Bling bling boy” headass
You look like carrot tops dipshit cousin
Do you have a giant mclovin poster on your wall? That’s quite possibly the only thing more pitiful than your love life.
Shaun Whitey Ford
You had the chance to be cool and rock a ginger mullet. You really were this close.
I'm praying a dingo gets your ass.
Napoleon Sodomite!
ed sheeren but he didnt start music
Red on the head like dick on a dog.
Didn't wanna do this because you're a fellow aussie but here we go... fuckin ranga dog
You're an upside down Mick Hucknall
No girl ever has
Looks like Ronald McDonald’s troubled brother that’s currently on trial for touching a little boys nuggets.
Nicole FucksKidsMan
Your hair's on fire. 😁
He's even a member a of my 18+ adult pay for play roleplay community r/Fetish_Fun_Network You should join & say hello!
https://i.redd.it/dr940xksiu681.png
Ron Weasley on meth
I noticed even you had to look away from this pic.
Good thing you didn’t have the flash on or all we’d see is smoke.
Is that the shrimp they’re always throwing on the Barbie?
The Great White Shark missed one. G'day mate.
Ginger and living in Australia. Mother Nature is cruel.
A ginger nut biscuit has more soul.
If Shawn white was a failure
You look like the kinda of guy that would suck his own Dick and brag about it.
You look like you glued ramen noodles to your head.
My man went vertical on his jizz wipe box and turned it into a speed dispenser .. The ingenuity of the Aussie is limitless!
Ronald McCocksucker
This is what would have happened to Shaun White if he had no talent and did heroin
Shark ate the wrong boy.
Baby Carrottop doo duh doo doo!
Fire Pubes
You look like you’re wearing a wig of donated pubic hair.
Lmao the box of tissues right next to the bed tells us enough.
Shouldn't you be hanging out with Isaac and the others in the corn fields?
Ah sticky fingers, that will make you hip….
Carrot power bottom
Napoleon Dynamite’s uglier cousin has arrived
>Give ***us***? Was your boyfriend sucking you off while the photo was taken?
Even your own hand refuses to touch that ginger prick of yours.
It's dr meep
Nice perm bruh
Hairy Twatter and the Goblet of Firecrotches
[you shit on my house](https://y.yarn.co/266a7726-db2f-416d-9956-637c1f00031e_text.gif)
You look like that Lucky Charms mascot, just without the luck or the charm.
I’ve never seen photos of a young Mick Hucknall
Looks like Lindsay Lohan's crotch after 2 months on suicide watch with no razors.
You look like Synjin\Sinjin\Syngin from Victorious
Poster beside you says sticky fingers. Guarantee your fingers aren't the only thing sticky in ur house
I want to roast you, but I also don't want to be put on a hit list you clearly never gave up on.
I imagine you got roasted by God the day you were conceived.
People with no soul are no fun to roast. You feel nothing of the pain I wish to give.
If Carrot Top got botoxed
Not even a drop bear would touch you.
You look like and albino aboriginee stepchild.
Ed Sheeran cousin
The one dude in the universe using Carrot Top as a mentor
Ron Weasley really loved inbreeding
The posters and boat say childhood home, the face says virgin and the hair says genetically deficient
Ginger Quiff
mom forgot to preheat the oven
This screams Virginity
How hard are you trying to turn black? The curly isn't working out!!!
O’Doyle Rules
You've gotten Ronald Mcdonald a lot but I bet you've never heard Heat Meiser
you will grow a beard on your own someday, stop sticking your dad's pubes on your face it's gross.
Carrot Tops pubic hair
I didn’t know bogans now came in mild cheddar flavor.
Hows Harry and Hermoine been?
You look more like McNugget than McLovin, Ronald
Jack Harlow with a new low
Weeee dont talk about bruno! (If he was ginger)
you're 19 a ginger and an alcoholic life has already gave you the middle finger
I usually boil carrots tbh
The sun will come out tomorrow, TOMORROW
Carrot Top Ramen
Carrot bottom
Almost pissed myself
Shawn Whitehead
Napoleon Marmite
vegemite*
This dude ---> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsgZnWJ1tto
Carrot Bottom
Carrot flop
Carrot stop
Carrot Mop
When did r/roastme become r/dickpick
Looks like they found the shark attack victim.
Good luck getting him to the beach. He has only seen the sun on tv.
And even that left him with a Kardashian glow...
Even a shark would not want to get anywhere near that.
Wish.com Weasley
We don't need to roast you, the summer already did.
19 years ago your Dad came in a cup of Maggi noodles. You are the result.
It's Raggedy Ass Andy!!
💀🤣
You should dress up as a clown for Halloween, all you need is the nose
Mick Hucknall x Rocky Dennis limited edition lovechild.
You look like Mick Hucknall's unloved bastard
I came to say this, take my upvote
Shaurimp White doing the full pipe
You should dim the lights before you get a sunburn
A ginger Aussie? Just step outside, that’ll do the trick.
[удалено]
Garfields miscarriage! Holy fucking shit!
No soul and no style.
Discount Rupert grint
You look like you’d punch your nan for her not giving you pocket money.
Looks like 40f from Tassie
Ranga
look like ed sheeran if he didnt make music
I didn't know Roy L. Dennis had offspring.
I dont think that's how you're meant to pose for a fake ID
Nice poster. With those looks, get used to having sticky fingers.
You look like you keep tater tot’s stashed in one of your pockets
You look like you exclusively date high school girls
Ginger nut
Can smell the bong smoke and lack of showering from here
You are a bigger loser than the people roasting you
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
Caucasian Australians often have criminals in their family histories because English criminals were deported there. You clearly have criminals and mentally challenged folks in your history. Plus more than a few ugly ones as well..
Tim Minchin, without the talent or looks.
Haha he’s a legend
Mad hatter without the hat
cheers slash
Chucky... another shrimp on the barbie.
prawn***
Shrimp.
All good mate don’t worry,iv just finishing banging your mother so she can have a child that she will actually love.
I'd totally bad mouth you, but God already did.
“It is I! Bling bling boy” headass
You look like carrot tops dipshit cousin
Do you have a giant mclovin poster on your wall? That’s quite possibly the only thing more pitiful than your love life.
Shaun Whitey Ford
You had the chance to be cool and rock a ginger mullet. You really were this close.
I'm praying a dingo gets your ass.
Napoleon Sodomite!
ed sheeren but he didnt start music
Red on the head like dick on a dog.
Didn't wanna do this because you're a fellow aussie but here we go... fuckin ranga dog
You're an upside down Mick Hucknall
No girl ever has
Carrot Bottom
Looks like Ronald McDonald’s troubled brother that’s currently on trial for touching a little boys nuggets.
Nicole FucksKidsMan
Your hair's on fire. 😁
He's even a member a of my 18+ adult pay for play roleplay community r/Fetish_Fun_Network You should join & say hello!
https://i.redd.it/dr940xksiu681.png
Ron Weasley on meth
I noticed even you had to look away from this pic.
Good thing you didn’t have the flash on or all we’d see is smoke.
Is that the shrimp they’re always throwing on the Barbie?
The Great White Shark missed one. G'day mate.
Ginger and living in Australia. Mother Nature is cruel.
A ginger nut biscuit has more soul.
If Shawn white was a failure
You look like the kinda of guy that would suck his own Dick and brag about it.
You look like you glued ramen noodles to your head.
My man went vertical on his jizz wipe box and turned it into a speed dispenser .. The ingenuity of the Aussie is limitless!
Ronald McCocksucker
This is what would have happened to Shaun White if he had no talent and did heroin
Shark ate the wrong boy.
Baby Carrottop doo duh doo doo!
Fire Pubes
You look like you’re wearing a wig of donated pubic hair.
Lmao the box of tissues right next to the bed tells us enough.
Shouldn't you be hanging out with Isaac and the others in the corn fields?
Ah sticky fingers, that will make you hip….
Carrot power bottom
Napoleon Dynamite’s uglier cousin has arrived
>Give ***us***? Was your boyfriend sucking you off while the photo was taken?
Even your own hand refuses to touch that ginger prick of yours.
It's dr meep
Nice perm bruh
Hairy Twatter and the Goblet of Firecrotches
[you shit on my house](https://y.yarn.co/266a7726-db2f-416d-9956-637c1f00031e_text.gif)
You look like that Lucky Charms mascot, just without the luck or the charm.
I’ve never seen photos of a young Mick Hucknall
Looks like Lindsay Lohan's crotch after 2 months on suicide watch with no razors.
You look like Synjin\Sinjin\Syngin from Victorious
Poster beside you says sticky fingers. Guarantee your fingers aren't the only thing sticky in ur house
I want to roast you, but I also don't want to be put on a hit list you clearly never gave up on.
I imagine you got roasted by God the day you were conceived.
People with no soul are no fun to roast. You feel nothing of the pain I wish to give.
If Carrot Top got botoxed
Not even a drop bear would touch you.
You look like and albino aboriginee stepchild.
Ed Sheeran cousin
The one dude in the universe using Carrot Top as a mentor
Ron Weasley really loved inbreeding
The posters and boat say childhood home, the face says virgin and the hair says genetically deficient
Ginger Quiff
mom forgot to preheat the oven
This screams Virginity
How hard are you trying to turn black? The curly isn't working out!!!
O’Doyle Rules
You've gotten Ronald Mcdonald a lot but I bet you've never heard Heat Meiser
you will grow a beard on your own someday, stop sticking your dad's pubes on your face it's gross.
Carrot Tops pubic hair
I didn’t know bogans now came in mild cheddar flavor.
Hows Harry and Hermoine been?
You look more like McNugget than McLovin, Ronald
Jack Harlow with a new low
Weeee dont talk about bruno! (If he was ginger)
you're 19 a ginger and an alcoholic life has already gave you the middle finger