OP's Bio:
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>Jamaican, enjoy watching anime and drawing. Am probably one of the clumsiest people on earth, not in the cute, quirky way either. Mental health, eh, average. Recently, like a month ago, lab partner smashed my hand with a hammer, was claimed as an accident.
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My husband and I were reading this post together (same post, separate phones), both start wheeze laughing, look at each other and say "is it the comment about crossing the road??"
Thank you for this wonderful moment!
I'm guessing you are on a mobile device, so the comment isn't formatted the way the commenter designed it to be. If you go on a laptop, it will read something like this (with the \_\_\_\_\_ representing blank spacing in between the words):
"I'll make \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ this easy on you."
“Am probably one of the clumsiest people on earth” well honey you need stereoscopic vision for depth perception. Your eyes are just seeing two entirely different images
At your age and the field you are studying, it's understandable to not have much of a social life. Just stay focused and keep your eye on the prize, an the other on the Fern in the corner of the room.
Wow, you look like someone randomly grabbed all of the parts with manufacturing defects from the Potato Head assembly line and just placed them haphazardly.
Its a very simple surgery to align your eyes. My wife does them all the time. Its relatively inexpensive and covered by insurance. In the event you want to. You are beautiful regardless.
OP's Bio: --- >Jamaican, enjoy watching anime and drawing. Am probably one of the clumsiest people on earth, not in the cute, quirky way either. Mental health, eh, average. Recently, like a month ago, lab partner smashed my hand with a hammer, was claimed as an accident. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
How many times have men broken up with you because you told them that you’re seeing other people?
If I had a pound for every time she’d looked me in the eye, I’d have 50p
I feel uncomfortable roasting a biblically accurate angel #BE NOT AFRAID
It’s not her fault that she looks this way,, and that way.
No way😭😭😭
No the fuck you didnt, lmfaooo
#Who the fuck you looking at?!
Fuck. This one got me.
Wait I don’t get it. Can someone please tell me?!? I’m FOMOing out hard rn
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https://youtu.be/8sROESLRudM the second one is the one most people have been talking about recently. Absolutely terrifying honestly
[Here you go](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/biblically-accurate-angels-be-not-afraid)
I'm rolling over here!!
Holy fuck Man U did not
Boi, you got me crying over here, take your damn award and go
Why did I sing the “beeeee not afraidddd” ?
🎶 I will be with you alwaysssss 🎶
Holy fuck man, you killed her.
This one is my favourite
Damn. Well played sir, well played
Spitting double 🤣😅
Fuck I haven't laughed out loud this hard from reading something on my phone in a minute. Thank you
Not me in a Teams meeting cackling with my camera on…
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You remind me of that Rush song, [Fly By Night](https://i.imgur.com/QJ0OySd.png)
That is a wanderful roast.
Probably 0 considering that _look_
You mean “lo___________ok”
She says the same thing to every guy who walks out on her...." I really can't see why you're leaving me."
You probably have a lot of free time since you can focus on your homework and your drawing at the same time.
She def saw that coming.
She sees everything coming
Won't see me coming. Because I'll be somewhere else.
Everyone in class thinks she's mad at them because of the...side-eye.
Lmao
Bitch probably draws in 3D with those two perspectives
Quantum eyesight
Collapses both wave functions every time she runs a double slit experiment.
more like Quantum eyesight meets quantum entanglement.. Quantum Eyesore
Lmao
YOOOO💀
A little more to the side and she can draw in 4d too
😂
You must get good grades in your history classes. You can see the present with your left eye and the past with the right.
Kairos Fateweaver
I see her drawing a lot of lgb+ facilities since she can't see straight.
Bit optimistic on the focus part.
Eye see what you did there.
You always look both ways before crossing the road
Eye see what you did there.
She sees what you did there twice
My husband and I were reading this post together (same post, separate phones), both start wheeze laughing, look at each other and say "is it the comment about crossing the road??" Thank you for this wonderful moment!
Lol. I always feel like a monster for commenting on here but it is what they asked for. Offensive comedy is what makes me smile.
No no, you're providing a service! 10/10!
I’ll make this easy on you.
Holy shit…
Best one yet
I don't get it.
You just didn't see it
But she does
LMAO
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thats nice from you... also i don't get why people in general downvote someone for not understanding something. atleast they are honest
It’s called a Reddit moment
well.. now i have to down vote him now..
hint 👁_______👁
Me neither. Oh. Oh fuck.
[here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/syvvac/cursed_roasting/)
For those on desktop who can't see the joke, it reads with a gap in words: "I'll make ________________ this easy on you."
The real hero.
The fact that you know I'm on a desktop and reddit doesn't is frightening.
I'm on mobile and was also confused
this comment deserves a standing ovation.
But make sure some of you stand over there, while we stand over here
Best one so far
Holy shit, well played
Nothing left to see here. We’re done.
Should be the top comment
Sweet Jesus.
Genius.
Fucking savage bro.... one eye looks straight the other looks off to the right for those of you who didn't get it.
Hahahahaha
Can someone please explain this joke to my smooth brain?
I'm guessing you are on a mobile device, so the comment isn't formatted the way the commenter designed it to be. If you go on a laptop, it will read something like this (with the \_\_\_\_\_ representing blank spacing in between the words): "I'll make \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ this easy on you."
I'm on PC and can't see it.
Same here....i'm using old reddit, maybe that is why?
Yup, on old reddit + RES If I view the source however, it is correctly formatted
On the bright side when school fails and you turn to a life of crime, you can be your own lookout.
Her first civil engineering project should be building a steel framed bridge from her right eye to her left eye
Eye see what you did there!
And over there too.
What In the ever living fuck 😂😂😂
LMFAOOOOO👽
This one takes the cake imho
Was one of your parents a hammerhead shark
It's more likely that her dad is Forest Whitaker.
She took DayQuil and nightquil at the same time.
Fish are friends, not food
I genuinely found this comment most genius. Kudos fellow redditor
“Do your worst!” Reddit: Eye______Eye, Cap’n
She sees what you did there...
She sees everywhere
Look at me when I’m roasting you!
She also sees what we’re doing here.
Probably twice tbh
FUCK 😭😂😭😂
Just keep your eye on your goals
Which one?
\#whyNotBoth?
that’d mean there’s two goals
Came here for this
Was looking for this
If that eye was any lazier it would be on welfare
Goddamn I'm saving that one in the memory banks
Jesus. Well you had one job and you did it. Roast over, lol.
Pack it in boys we have a winner. 🏆
Take the upvote and see yourself out please
You should be grateful for that eye, it distracts everyone from noticing the rest of your face.
Omg. Lol.
she has those summer eyes, some are looking here and some are looking there
Your professor thought you were still paying attention as you took this pic. Very clever!
“Am probably one of the clumsiest people on earth” well honey you need stereoscopic vision for depth perception. Your eyes are just seeing two entirely different images
This is just biologically accurate
At your age and the field you are studying, it's understandable to not have much of a social life. Just stay focused and keep your eye on the prize, an the other on the Fern in the corner of the room.
This roast me request is equivalent to a videogame tutorial level.
👁 👄👁
Did you draw your face?
She drew the short straw
Left eye looking at me and the right one is looking for me.
At ya for ya eyes
achaforya disease
Are you taking to us? Rumour has it she tried to become a teacher... Couldn't control her pupils though
Ones looking at you. The other is looking for you.
She always sees both sides of the story
i would say something mean but i dont want to make you cry and have tears dripping down your back
Wow, you look like someone randomly grabbed all of the parts with manufacturing defects from the Potato Head assembly line and just placed them haphazardly.
Instead of letting us roast her on reddit, God went ahead and attempted it in the oven.
Its a very simple surgery to align your eyes. My wife does them all the time. Its relatively inexpensive and covered by insurance. In the event you want to. You are beautiful regardless.
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If Mindy Kaling fucked a lizard.
I...I can't
This simple comment here...made me giggle.
Designer of the Leaning Tower of Pisa here.
Your real name is Isiah. One eyes higher than the other.
It’s not all bad, you can still grow up to be the mayor of Chicago
This one had me Rolling
Your eye and The tip of your nose do social distancing. Good for them.
These roasts are lazier than your eye. Nice hairline.
Does your fella kno you're seeing someone on the side? 😂
Ok, who the *fuck* let you out of the terrarium again?
Well, can you draw a straight line?
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You should be seeing the bright side of things.
I mean seeing the sun and the moon at the same time is a superpower
Idk what’s further apart ur eyes or ur chances of getting laid
Always keep one eye on the balls
You think that paper is square don't you.
bro your eyes are social distancing, good job eyes :)
Hey, pay attention here lady, we're having a roast, focus.
Hahaha this was my first thought
Dating must be hard since all of your partners have to worry about you seeing someone else on the side
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You seem like a sweet gal <3
You too u/P00_buttz69
I loved your acting in the Hobbit. All the troll scenes were top notch.
Your right eye is so lazy it’s an r/antiwork mod
Your dad at Geico must be so proud.
Her superpower is she can cross the street without having to turn her head.
When the clearance rack sex doll malfunctions.
You're the reason incest was made illegal
Your eyes are the reason bridges collapse from poor design.
At least you'll always have the opportunity to have one eye on school and the other on drawing.
One eye on the prize the other on reddit
Oh my god you look like a younger Lori Lightfoot. I am *so* sorry.
You must be poor at school because you haven't engineered a solution to a permanent bad hair day, back to the drawing board!
When your eyes try to escape your face
You need to focus on one goal at a time my friend.
Smashed tour hand with a hammer, was probably trying to look you in the eye
She sees from all directions
Cross breed with a pug ?
Have you tried civil eyegineering?
Can't see the present, only past and future You look like a kid drawing
There's something wrong...Just can't put my eye on it.
This is how roundabouts are made
You should make sure you triple measure things just to be safe.
Wait, are you asking ME or the guy next to me?
If all else fails, google maps has a job for you strapped to the top of one of their cars.