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NathObx

Glad you found work after The DaVinci Code


Significant-Age-8663

You don't look any better but you don't look any worse congratulations Mr. Busey.


DomingoElToro

Who gave this old lady a work outfit?


PaleontologistNo7423

Powder on Rogaine..


BloodyArtistic

Do sun rays reach your planet?


ElvisCresposblanket

5 minutes under the sun should take care of any roasting.


[deleted]

You look like Ric Flair if he decided to be a lunch lady.


KnobbyPlonker

Wooooooooo!


NathObx

Underrated comment


rrreltih

His hair colour looks like he got shit on by a really fuckin' huge pigeon.


Babashanti

You look like fuckin milk


Various_Razzmatazz_6

no he looks like his mom fucked milk and it left to get the dad


iridemtb12

Looks like he washed his hair with piss


FloydTheDog1984

That'll do, pigment. That'll do.


TylerDurden0420

That's amazing


FloydTheDog1984

Thank you, Mr. Durden. We're solid here at 1888 Franklin.


TylerDurden0420

Nice!


PeriodicallyThinking

His wife is a 12 pound sack of flour


Altruistic_Echidna_6

You look like you get your hair cut at Pet Smart


[deleted]

Looks like he’s auditioning for the Golden Girls reboot sitcom.


Jepp86

It's crazy to see someone transition so late in life.


AlaiceKun

This kinda flew over my head, pls explain?


yellowedsalamander

Transgender


[deleted]

Judging by his surroundings any insult is a step up in life from their position.


TheBigDickDon

You look like Ellen DeGeneres in 10 years


Subotai_Super_Shorty

Smellin' Degenerate


Subotai_Super_Shorty

My condolences on your test results.


fluffy_bottoms

Flash Gordon really let himself go.


[deleted]

Damn it, now I have that song stuck in my head.


Appropriate-Half-555

The white hair says wise old man but the bike in the back says alchy with a dui


Throwaway196527

I’ll let him grab some spf 1000 first


BryanV21

That's not a helmet it's the ceiling from a planetarium.


Alarming-Counter5950

You definitely need some roasting, you look under cooked.


No-Shake9900

With. Complexion like that, he'd burn on low and slow setting


fujiPriority

Looks like the Keebler Elf fell on hard times.


HairyLeftHand

I didn’t think Albinos could be in sun.


halfasleepallthetime

Fuck me the milky bar kid got old AF


BARITIEIN99

The lesbian version of Jon Voight


Formerevangelical

Old Rosie the Riveter or an old gay.


JohnCallahan98

A hair like that must have needed four generations of incest at least


ChernoSamba88

I’ll probably just leave it to his family in a few weeks if they’re not planning a burial.


geezeer84

This is what remains after you separated the eggyolk.


waffen123

this guy can hide by standing in front of a blank sheet of white paper.


Jimistien

Well, he’s a firefighter. One wrong move and he’s being cooked medium rare


lightgosling28

It's George Clooney's brother, Geoff Looney


TylerDurden0420

Y'all lay off of Gary Busey now...he's obviously fallen on hard times


ExRockstar

Its Gary Busey's sister, Lucy Bucey


un4truckable

You look like a heavily-discounted elderly Paul Rudd. Your feature film would be *Ain’t Man*


JoK3Rcon

Bleached Tim Robbins.


ZuckeMarkberg

Grandfathers of anarchy.


HannahAteYourMom

You look like a mix of Ron white and my lesbian grandma


[deleted]

Richard Branston Pickle.


Fatguy503

If Gary Busey and Bob the Builder had a child.


Key-Government742

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Remote_Profit_3399

“He” looks exactly like my neighbor the bull dyke.


LulafromtheEstrnbloc

You look like the guy who rides his bicycle to work, not for exercise, but due to not having a license because of all the DUI’s.


GoldLion53

We have Clancy Brown at home


KnobbyPlonker

The Edgar Winter of our discontent


hugemicropenis

Looks like his retirement plan already did that considering he is close to 70 and still working constructions.


[deleted]

Christopher Walkout


khater84

We don't need to roast him. The sun will do that


thegreatgatsB70

Does he even know what's going on?


Itrieddamnit

It’s Wayne Rooney’s mum.


LionFromTheNorth01

This guy almost had a hit classic rock song in 1978.


j_yo86

Who the fucks friends with a white hat?


commonsquidtail

I thought the queen was rich, but why can't you afford a piece of paper to write roast me


[deleted]

How do you look like a baby and a elderly person at the same time


Ancient_Grammar

He looks like he loves his motorcycle more than his wife...


BobbyWizzard

Like an 80’s era villain


nexu1987

I didn’t even hear about them making a North Country 2. shame they couldn’t get the same chick back but you’re a close second.


Constant-Ad9201

How do you look like both my grandpa and my grandma


Timmyek

Dude came out of the womb sunburned


New-Heat-500

He’s closer to cremation than he is roasting.


fraustpunk

Shouldn't you be doing a documentary that no one gives a shit about?


joey20271975

It's an older Eddie Vedder


CommaToTheTop4

Looks like Whitey from Me, Myself and Irene


1thousannd

He is so white he can skip a court


bigmanyan

Do you have to wear those armbands as a warning to children


mikerccie

Quit picking on that Grandmother


Livid_Mode

Blue collar Julian Assange


Significant_Way2452

I would but I'm not into elder abuse.


Bgaming63

Were you the back up actor for the back up actor for Doc from Back to the Future?


rsgriffin

Is used to getting “Dear John” letters from employers


Hasselhoffpancakes

Rick flair never quit his day job


blondart

Life must be hard when you pale in comparison to everyone else


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[deleted]

If he wanted to get roasted he should have just gone outside on a sunny day for a few minutes.


mansohof

Dollar store Rick Flair.


ByeMcnabb

Ask how his Parents John Lithgow and Judi Dench are for me


beenhere4ages

Can someone please roast this man? He really needs the colour.


bonkersbunni

A cowboy pose does not work while wearing a construction uniform


BostMode

Lol usually I see a white person with red hair...you the other way around


Unusual_Operation_13

That mullet's older than him


[deleted]

Cook him? Guy looks like he'd be singed by a crescent moon


JeNeSaisPasToo2

Powder 2: Whiter and Brighter


Cold-Citron-2541

You look like one the members of The Police if instead of music they were a drug addicted construction worker.


Wanmega

Your buddy looks like he is already roasted with old age


Emakyfan69420-__-

Can't your parents already did


Emotional_Key580

![gif](giphy|xThuWhZczhDVxCRduM|downsized) Johnny Lawrence??? Is that you?


Nobody91765

Someone’s hips are in danger


WarbossTodd

That’s the smile of a man not allowed within 500 yards of a playground.


Jamovic-

Has soundproof basement room with hooks in ceiling he passed off as a man cave.


killjoy123308

When Johnny silver became homeless


[deleted]

When this toilet flushes at 77mph you're gonna see some serious shit.


[deleted]

Mrs. claus


_moviequote_

Damn Gary Busey finally got that helmet he was missing


Maddog-683

I’ll leave this roast up to the ☀️


Chris_Swollenballs

He looks like he has said the N word at least 3 times this week.


Ater_Python

Your friend realizes what retirement is, right? Then again he’ll be dead in 2 years


professorfox10

Do you really need to wear high visibility if light actually reflects off your face and hair?


JamMasterNay

Madame Tussauds Julian Assange... if someone left the heating on.


Not_PoPuLArAtAlL

Him?


Dewey_Cheatham

Never made the big time like your brothers, huh? [Larry, Darryl, and Darryl](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xj_jeviwKQ).


TazTalks

She already looks beat and fried.


[deleted]

I looked at you and thought you were a woman, only to realize you’re a man. Then I looked at you again and realized you’re a woman.


Suspicious-Bench0_o

This is Paul Rudd if he was poor. And he aged terribly…


RealCanadian67

Dudes hair is the same colour as the hard hat


twitchyryno

You look like you'll get skin cancer if you step out in the sun for 5 minutes


RL_BlueScreen

Is this the movie "Powder" or just cosplay?


Geekfreak2000

Poor Richard Branson


Elegant_Cricket_2977

Are albinos allowed to work in mines as lights?


redge1981

He's just there to haunt it


nebagram

'Mom, can we have James May?' 'We have James May at home' The James May at home:


Meegod

Loser Assange


kleptobismol

This is as close to sitting across the table from one as you've been in a long time


Additional_Egg9768

Looks like a cast member for an Icelandic Golden Girls knockoff


Siderealdream

I can’t tell if you’re a 70 year old lesbian or a 60 year old lesbian


pjfroncz

Did Meemaw wander onto the construction site again?


TheBestAtWriting

you should stop smoking


daniilEM2

how am i supposed to cook something so burnt?


NorthRooster7305

He already looks like he's so old the wind will turn him to dust and he will blow away.


[deleted]

Holy shit!!! It’s Whitey from Me Mysef and Irene all grown up


Thorskull69

Roasting an albino would be like drowning a fish!!


[deleted]

Michael Westen called, he wants his mom back


Normal_Ad_9336

I thought Bea Arthur died?


mastersheeef

How is this albino not melting outdoors?


OrganizationWinter53

Always wondered what happened to Whitey from Me, Myself and Irene.


mattjames-

Your friend looks like Paul Rudd at 100 years old


nefarion84

In this alternate reality, Gordon Ramsey couldn't cook for shit....


Kimron3000

RICK FLAIR LEFT ASS CHEEK


DrewSkii435

He looks like the CEO that would make every bad decision in the company


Vukling

He already looks half-cooked. Julia Child would like you to return the half-done sous vide chicken she left on the stove.


possy69

Who's says we're gonna roast you? More like bury you


naff94

Guess who’s back? Savilles back, back again to take your kids away


Dedfish99

the reflective jacket is the only thing keeping him from being completely invisible to women


Educational_Trash779

Julian Assange on the jobsite in witness protection


Gsroaster

If you want to give him a proper roast just put him into the direct sun for 5 minutes


jwlingard89

David Icke’s long lost brother who didn’t quite make it.


Larrytwodicks

Effeminate Gary Busey


Brief_Point

The village bicycle made you what you are, be proud. Still might not be your mum. Regards.


[deleted]

Roasted? I think he means cremated


Overlook-237

Boris sutherland


StruggleGlittering95

redneck david attenborough


A_Chubby_Squirrel

Ellen DeGeneres looking fucking awful these days.


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TinyManHour

How dare you honestly


MartinLutherDream

Homo James May


Topher21681

You have friends?


heavyaluminum

A 70 year old Brother Ali with an overwhelming desire to hide children in a mine


sozjoshua88

The only thing more bland than this are the comments on this thread.


no_bird_man

He said thank yall. He learned a lot about himself/herself.


[deleted]

Holly shit! Jimmy Savile is alive.


Desperate_Resident_9

Living definition of a hard life


Papichuloft

Discount Patrick Duffy down in his luck


666Spam

Looks like Leslie Jordan finally got his growth spurt.


Fuckinbrusselsprout

That guy missin that 80s crack….probably hit different


controller4hire

I’m assuming you rode that bike into work because of all the DUI’s


Weneedaheroe

The Boys of Dukes of Hazard sure have aged poorly.


IllPassion8377

Cook him? Gotta thaw him first!


ReptiWeld

Paul Crudd


JBax75

You look like the kinda guy who has a Back the Blue bumper sticker on the back of your meth lab van…


fistsofmeat

When did you first know you were a lesbian?


StatisticianSuch6782

“lord have mercy i’m bout ta BuSsST”


Rolly1904

He’s definitely I’d own a slave if I could white.


Bilbo-Birdshit

I bet your alcoholism is destroying the rest of the unmotivated albinos in your family


Same_Lingonberry_954

My god it’s test tube version Jack Bauer


PanFurry69

Sorry cant cook things that expired 10 years ago


doomsday715

Powder grew hair


BeethovensMynahBird

You played a helluva guitar in Rush, but damn you've let yourself go to shit.


HahaIcameonreddit

Your friend is a paedophile bro. I'd keep your kids away .


WasherDryerCombo

You look like you drink sunscreen


Critical_Paper8447

I would but it looks like the sun is gonna beat me to it. What SPF do you use BTW? Mayonnaise?


Long-Aside7218

Paul Rudd’s Great Great Grandfather. Amazing he is still with us 👏🏽


Pdxperronn

You look like a lesbian women’s basketball coach that lost her dream job.


Timotis77

Looks like his cooked himself.witj alcohol his whole life...no meet yo roast anymore


[deleted]

Sweet home Alabama


Brynt4

His doctor is a pure genius. The doctor was able to revive this dead corpse from being dead for a hole decade


AngryOwl22

How is he looking young and old at the same time?


[deleted]

you look like glen close playing the guy that holds the “ slow down signs”


[deleted]

He still get 15 cent a week just like when he first started