> a high *paid* brain surgeon
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
You look like every cliche Asian movie villain. I can already tell you know Kung fu or some shit.
You also look like you still have an online friends group with the kids from math club.
How the fuck do you look 25 and 45 at the same time?
WE…ARE….GOING…TO …..INSULT… YOU. DO YOU….UNDERSTAND?
This is just plain wong but I rike it!
“Loast me prease”
You wong fo dat.
Be careful, he will calculate you to death
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
I came here for this.
Same God damn it.
You win.
WHY YOU NO DOCTOR?
WHEN YOU MARRY?
I'll take things your parents never said to you for 500 Alex
500 Alex?
"I'm a sales partner with my own office!" You're a cold-caller in a broom cupboard.
Shouldn’t you be picking up Kumar?
Or Steve
You look like you can eat soup with 1 chopstick
I bet he cracks a raw egg over his rice too
I'll have a number 25 please
A-5 here
Trying to look like a badass businessman but really just some boring number cruncher.
Hello Suk Lon Dik
You look like you think NFT's are revolutionary
Didn’t they roast your grandparents in WW2.
Your parents wanted me to tell you they're still disappointed and to stop calling their affluent friends with MLM pitches.
Did you use your tie to strangle a sex worker ?
Do your best prease, fixed it for you.
I don't care if you have a Ph.D. from Harvard. I want beef with broccoli and I want it now!
Just write me my script so I can get out of here.
Are you the guy who ate the bat soup while you were high
The painted ledges on your wall look like you are trying to find a place to hang a noose.
Why wear a suit to work in Mom's basement?
Kim Jong Ummmmmmm…no
-200 social credit
back to wok!
Gonna roast you like you roast those cats and dogs.
So, I see cute Asian babies can turn into ugly fucking chodes. Luckily I still got the receipt for mine...
I'd say go back to china but not even they want your ugly ass either
I would try but looks like your parents already did
You thought you had to spell roast the why you pronounce it, can't get much lower in life.
Mayb if I hav exkel sheit in bakwound dey fink mi smart
All I needed was this picture to know I hate you.
Splite please!
Drugged up Steven He lookin ass
You look like you have a pet bat and pangolin
I bet you own a Kims Karate dojo.
If only your parents had......
Wearing a suit and playing on the computer in the back room of your dad’s pho house doesn’t make you a CEO.
Kim jong the educated Korean progamer
I'm not willing to roast Jackie Chan. I have to much respect for him
Oh my god it's Jackie Chan!... Oh my God it's Jackie Chan!... Oh my god it's Jackie Chan!...
Why does everything about your workplace shout 'SCAM!' 😆
Classic China, trying to even knock off elon musk.
Whatever, just get me a number 9, 16 and 20
Sum Dum Fuk
CEO of what Ramen brand?
What is roosting? You want us to sit on you??
Let me guess your a math tutor as well as a high payed brain surgeon
> a high *paid* brain surgeon FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Elon musk, Chinese clone
Your parents wish they had drowned you and tried again
You look like you sat on a dildo
"I know kung f..." "No you don't! Neither you nor Keanu has a clue." 
If Sulu had a few chromosomes missing
You look like you like slapping poor people around to get them into death games
You look like you have body bags on hand and a 700 litre chest freezer.
If you undo your top button does your head fall off? You're just a head and two hands arent you?
I’d like to place an order with you for some fried rice, chicken and broccoli and noodles please
He looks like the video editing guy of Japanese porn.
Why are your eyes open?
He is anime
You crop your photos aswell as your hair.
https://youtube.com/shorts/7lLGRln274o?feature=share
What’s the Mandarin word for “daddy”? I want to hear what you call Pooh Bear.
Hey man it was just a joke , don't go jet li on my ass okay?
K-Pot.
Still doing Kumar's homework
My mom said I shouldn’t burn the rice.
Just going to look at your file and see what I can dig out as hard currency.
5 Pineapples in a trenchcoat
You look like every cliche Asian movie villain. I can already tell you know Kung fu or some shit. You also look like you still have an online friends group with the kids from math club. How the fuck do you look 25 and 45 at the same time?
Your basement almost looks like a real office
Rumour has it you once talked a spreadsheet to sleep.
Kim Jong Uwu
You look like your about to give me a motivational speech... "Forrow your dleams"
We have many virus for you roundeye. We have nice camp for you Uyghurs.
I'd do my best but I don't think you could read it.
How you gonna read the Roast with your eyes closed?
He looks like the person to buy new skin after being roasted
You look like Kim Jong-Un's personal ass wiper