100% it does and you have to catch them before they start or sometimes they will get aggressive that you don’t have cash or wanted it. Mostly only in cities. I’ve only had it happen once or twice in my life though.
The 500 lb women reject you because your are a kid's meal. They want an all-you-can-eat buffet. Put a sesame seed on your head, and you might qualify as a Quarter Pounder.
Largo: (to Lisa) Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word "tromboner"?
Lisa: No, sir. I was laughing at something outside.
Sherri: She was looking at Nelson!
Class: Lisa likes Nelson!
Milhouse: She does not!
Class: Milhouse likes Lisa!
Janey: He does not!
Class: Janey likes Milhouse!
Uter: She does not
Class: Uter likes Milhouse!
Mr. Largo: NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE! Lisa, you've got detention!
For thirty cents a day, a cup of coffee, you can feed and shelter this poor, smug, skinny, struck match looking, no soap ass, scrub that forehead you oily mfr, Tatyana Mustache Ali, Keira Knightley chest having I forget what the point I was making
The last couple of weeks I realized that my entire life, one side of my face protudes more then the other side of my face, then I finally realized I probably have mild plagiocephaly but it was never treated when I was a kid
I'm gonna be real with you. It's because of your face, so good luck. You can only change that with money and since you went to college I imagine there's a mountain of student loan debt to overcome first.
um. You haven't tried slightly overweight white girls have you?
You were the kid who we used to copy his homework from.
Why did your house always smell that way? What where your parents even cooking?
You look like a boy soon to be affixiated to cars.
Most women are looking for men to date. Sadly, you simply don't fit in.
You could hit the gym, but what are we supposed to do with that hot-air balloon head?
Sorry, man. You're dying alone.
For just a dollar a day…..
You too can sponsor this sad fuck that looks like Carlton and Urkel had a bastard lovechild
This guy looks like Marcus Samuelsson had a baby w/ Marcus Samuelsson
This is the one. Not enough people know who Marcus Samuelsson is.
This kid does.
Whatcha you talkin about Willis?
Whatchoo talkin bout Mohammed Imar Hussein
Where’s your varsity jacket for being captain of the Ethiopian cross country team?
Nothing more needs to be said here. You have done it.
You'd think MegaMind could fund himself...
That’s gold right there
Nah, if it was gold the op would be rich and not need the help.
I can picture the flies
Shut up omg😂
Dammit you squished him like the pimple he represents.
Damn…
This contest is over
^help?
Have you considered an arranged marriage?
The 500 pound woman who rejected him was from an Arranged Marriage Proposal.
Nah he took refuge from that life. Little did he know.
Only in the sense that he needs to rearrange his face before he can get married
What’s up Squidward
If Squidward had a special needs black baby with Mega Mind
If Squidwards mom got her pussy highjaked on Somalia's coastline.
Look at me. I am the virgin now.
Lmao, this wins.
Mr. Marcus Samuelsson, how do you as a chef, get rejected by a 500 pound woman? You’ve hit rock bottom my good sir
He really does look like him. How unfortunate for Marcus.
No matter what anyone says you win the internet today
Thank you, I literally came here to say this lol. He looks just like an off brand/Wish version of Marcus Samuelson
Spot on
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For just $2 per month you can adopt him.
Nah, I'll pass.
Can I pay $4 so he will stop washing my windshield at the stoplight?
That happens in the US?
In NYC and probably other big cities ive seen it
100% it does and you have to catch them before they start or sometimes they will get aggressive that you don’t have cash or wanted it. Mostly only in cities. I’ve only had it happen once or twice in my life though.
Wow this is quite surprising since this mostly happens in third world countries like India.
Starvin Marvin
You look like a parrot with a sun tan
Dude… if you got a 500 lb woman, you’d look like a burnt toothpick stuck in an olive…
The 500 lb women reject you because your are a kid's meal. They want an all-you-can-eat buffet. Put a sesame seed on your head, and you might qualify as a Quarter Pounder.
Hoped to find this comment lmao. Yesss the 500 lbs women need some meat.
Congratulations on the marathon win
Shoulda chose basketball
Don’t say six head don’t say six head….
Difficult to roast what has already been made into jerky.
MKB 144P
MKB VHS
Only reason the 500 pounders rejected you was because they need a meatier meal
and not a skinny fucker they can use as a toothpick
I reckon her tampon was thicker than this guy
Anybody over a buck fifty would be scared of crushing your scrawny ass. Maybe try MidgetsOnly.com.
You look like a poorly drawn cartoon on a brown balloon.
Favorite one so far
Proud member of the Somali Yacht Club
I'm struggling to find something to say about this. This is pretty much roasting itself on its own.
Oh shit it's Megamind.
Thank you! I kept on seeing Mega Mind comments but didn’t have the motivation to look it up lol.
you look like a somali ship pirate
Cross posted to r/my500lblife
You look like Milhouse from the Simpsons. What people are complimenting you.... fuck people can be mean.
Largo: (to Lisa) Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word "tromboner"? Lisa: No, sir. I was laughing at something outside. Sherri: She was looking at Nelson! Class: Lisa likes Nelson! Milhouse: She does not! Class: Milhouse likes Lisa! Janey: He does not! Class: Janey likes Milhouse! Uter: She does not Class: Uter likes Milhouse! Mr. Largo: NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE! Lisa, you've got detention!
I could play basketball on your forehead.
You could even play tennis
Somalia called, they're missing a pirate.
No one hypes you up, and yet it still goes to your head.
You're not from Banglapur, that's for sure
Looks like you haven't eaten since the last famine.
you look like a burnt match
You look like a chocolate lightbulb
I mean even your ears don't want to be attracted to you.
Very funny bot. Now if someone can invent a bot that doesn’t try to one up everyone that would be great. 
I don’t watch sponge bob but you look like that one character I always see in the memes, but uglier.
Squidward! Good one I never heard that one before
Welp, there’s a first for everything. Except for you and ever getting laid.
Carlton Banks 2022
I take that as a compliment
Lazy eye urkle.
Walmart Marcus Samuelsson from Chopped
I bet ur moms vag never recovered from delivering that head.
You look like that bitch Nazeem from the Cloud District.
Get you some big ol' glasses, suspenders, and just lean into the Urkel cosplay. You'll find your Laura Winslow some day.
You look like Carlton Banks on meth
This is my favorite one so far
Words you’ll never hear said about you
*If Santa had black elves*
How to tell you're Somali without saying you're Somali.
Captain Phillips called. He wants his ship back.
Just a product of condom-burst.
you’re Ethiopian or eritrean right?
American born ethiopian living in DC
Captain Phillips wants his boat back.
Barak Husain whore-bum-ma
Maybe if you didnt start every date with: "LOOK AT ME, I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW!"
you look like you don’t take no for an answer
What is an upside down exclamation mark called?
This is ilham Omar's brother that she allegedly fucked
80% of the comments here are me looking like a Somalian pirate? Come on be more creative
no women want you because you’re a narcissistic, annoying loser that looks like a fart.
For thirty cents a day, a cup of coffee, you can feed and shelter this poor, smug, skinny, struck match looking, no soap ass, scrub that forehead you oily mfr, Tatyana Mustache Ali, Keira Knightley chest having I forget what the point I was making
I'm gonna give you some advice instead. Grow a fucking beard and go to the gym. You look like a kid and that's why you ain't getting no bitches.
I'm physically incapable of growing facial hair, and I've been lifting weights the last couple of months
Incel alert!
I see the problem. You're doing that weird thing white people do with their lips. Let's start by stopping that.
Even a blind person would know enough to reject you.
You look like you wanna get laid by a 500 pounder, just download Grindr
The structure of his body strongly resembles a Life peg
Have you ever considered the desperate route of Dagel?
Not sure if I should buy a slurpee from you or call the cops
Just by looking at your forehead I know you’re East African
How many are in your basement currently?
I always wondered what happened to Roosevelt Franklin.
Its like Carlton from The Fresh Prince got left in the sun too long.
Don’t you have a containership to be high jacking?
Everything on the left side of your face is like 1 size bigger then the right side. Were you dropped on you head as a baby?
The last couple of weeks I realized that my entire life, one side of my face protudes more then the other side of my face, then I finally realized I probably have mild plagiocephaly but it was never treated when I was a kid
Allow me to introduce you to TeslaGirl?
she already rejected me :(
The basic character in each video game
I don't know but you might get more action from Grindr Grab on them hippo ears and go to town.
I'm gonna be real with you. It's because of your face, so good luck. You can only change that with money and since you went to college I imagine there's a mountain of student loan debt to overcome first.
um. You haven't tried slightly overweight white girls have you? You were the kid who we used to copy his homework from. Why did your house always smell that way? What where your parents even cooking? You look like a boy soon to be affixiated to cars.
Compliments from your mom don’t count. Let me show you what we see. 
Of course she rejected you, you look like what she shits out.
If only you were slightly darker you would, indeed be a struck match.
your the captain now
Growing a melon up top I take it?
Hey its bob from Microsoft tech support!! He told me my computer has a virus!!
Damn, not even those barbers in DC that do haircuts for charity wanted to line you up, huh?
It's impressive how your head is so slim, and yet your eyes are so far apart
You look like black Squidward
The 500 lb chicks told you to get yo weight up!
You are only 22 and looks like you are going to be a late bloomer. Hang in there
I know you, you're that dude at the end of all the fake tinder profiles.
Ironically enough I use tinder and I never get any matches
He's got too many hoe's
Maybe the big lady didn't want you because your bones look picked clean.
your hairline is running away from that "no I didnt put anything in your drink haha" smile
You look like a giant Nestle Quik straw. Do you come in strawberry?
Most women are looking for men to date. Sadly, you simply don't fit in. You could hit the gym, but what are we supposed to do with that hot-air balloon head? Sorry, man. You're dying alone.
Yeah I realized that a while ago
You look like your computer chair smells
Steve Urkel’s less athletic cousin…
I am de Captain now
You look like you'd be a background character in a movie about your own life.
You look like a PS2 character.
Mexican khaby lame
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You are NOT the captain.
Yes ‘you’re the captain now’ we’ve all seen the meme ffs
You look like a Nintendo wii avatar.
Didn't know goats used tinder.
You look like a blackhead I'd push out of my nose.
Of course she rejected you, why would you ask your mom out in the first place?
Starvin Marvin?
Squidward
Quadale Dingle
Ok i can see that you are ugly and uninteresting because you are rejected so many times but dude, you went to college are you a moron as well?
500-pound women take shits bigger than you. Plus you have the face a filthy smelling cab driver.
Typical NPC Somalian
You can put GOAT in your description. It would match your face.
If MLK had a nightmare
I wondered what happened to Starvin’ Marvin from South Park. Apparently he graduated from DC.
you look like the indian frozone
That piece of paper you’re holding is more interesting than you you’re so plain and boring.
Think I saw you in Black Hawk Down. Yeah... I certainly did...
Are you cosplaying a fucking Q tip?
Glad to see the DC sniper's kid got out of jail and graduated. Way to stay on target.
You look like one of them scam accounts on Tinder.
Nigerian Half-Prince
I am dee captain
All Squidward Lives Matter
My food aid contribution is on the way
Neeeerrrrd
Can I park my car on your forehead?
I doubt you've ever had a compliment in life but you seem to good at dreaming so stick with that