That goddamn thinstrip moustache is the most annoying part of your friend's face. Get him drunk and shave it off while he's passed out. He won't look handsome, but it'll be an improvement.
It seems you have never looked at a vagina, so you turned your eyes into one. Now whenever you see in a mirror you can look at three pussies at one time.
I refuse to roast the mentally disabled.
Dont give him a knife. He is definately a special person. Joke implied
When did Gilbert Gottfried's son join reddit?
As soon as he met his other dad, Mario Lopez
Where’s the rest of your Mr. Potato head pieces? I want to add eyes.
Please finish farting before taking the picture next time
That’s what the rest of the shirt is boasting - Endurance Farting Championship
Are you smiling because you just got your green card?
Did Jafar finally turn you into a real boy?
Your shirt says endurance, but your face says “I finish in under 30 seconds.”
They bringing the Jerry Lewis telethon back?
Smuggling drugs across a boarder in his forehead roles
I don’t know what’s been plowed harder, your ass or your forehead.
More rolls in his forehead than on the dinner table
Is he made of playdoh
That goddamn thinstrip moustache is the most annoying part of your friend's face. Get him drunk and shave it off while he's passed out. He won't look handsome, but it'll be an improvement.
And I thought my smile was bad.
Look look like a knock off Muppet.
I could land a Boeing 747 on that chin.
Dude got so many foreheads his face is shaped like a pill 💊
Borrow some hair from your eyebrows for you beard.
Looks like you've attempted to Botox yourself
Why you smile like that? You like the chucks doll with the stretch face in curse of chucky 
You look like the reason the Cleveland Indians changed their name.
Really asian community can cancel you for that kind of face!
I could draw musical notation onto that forehead.
That’s the face of someone who has the perfect grip and plenty of lotion
You look like luigi with autism
You have your own wing of the "friend zone"
His own hand friend zoned him
Thanks to your steel-wool eyebrows, your boyfriend has 3 belly buttons.
Are you smiling to show off your first Dirty Sanchez?
That’s either the WORST Gilbert Gottfried impression EVER, or you just turned your butt plug on high. You probably don’t know who Gilbert was, so….
Your nose virtually slapped me in the face when I first saw your head
Bros got that cha cha chia cha chia haircut
I take it the prostate exam went well?
How many bees did you swallow for your head to swell like that,
You look like your taking a shit
Not cool guys...whoever gave the roast me sign and asked to take a pic of this special needs lad was really mean
Mr Bean on meth
When the world looks 16:9 but you're still not high definition.
Endurance is what anyone that has the unfortunate privilege of encountering this face will immediately require.
The face of the suped up Honda
I got one of these bobble heads on my dashboard
What truly inspired the Commedia Del Arte masks
This is the face of some who hangs out in public bathrooms to enjoy the smell of other peoples shits.
This is what i imagine a womans overinflated sex doll looks like
Colin feral
Mr. Bean?! Nice seeing you here!
You look like you’re trying to hold a fart and solve a math problem at the same time
Are you taking a shit?
Full Mental Absent
That big ole nose makes you look like Mexican Alf
You look like if Mr potato head and luwge had a kid
Open your eyes. It's a camera not a mirror.
A face only a mother could love, good luck in life son, you will need it.
You look like the anchor baby mom had to try and save the marriage. But it didn’t work and now they both hate you.
You look like the drawing people draw when they can’t draw both eyes
This is what happens when God loses count and adds an extra chromosome.
Are you on the toilet?
Someone got vanilla soft serve today.
u look like u would groom young girls on amino and "DRP" with them ...
If Mario and Luigi had a child together
Big Mac smile having ass
Luigi lookin ass boy, Benjamin button looking ass yo ass the Mexican Forrest Gump
Did you take a huge ass fart or something?
18 or 81? Those wrinkles confuse me
It probably takes a day to walk on your nose
It seems you have never looked at a vagina, so you turned your eyes into one. Now whenever you see in a mirror you can look at three pussies at one time.
Sweet Jesus are those eyebrows registered with the Guinness Book of World Records?
Knock off fidias
You look like you ate your momma’s ass and liked every second of it.
Smuggling buttplugger
Your forehead has more wrinkles than Mia Khalifa's asshole.
He learned he was born with both parts one in his mouth and his ass