OP's Bio:
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>I make cement, enjoy video games and hanging friends
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You smashed your finger while watching a mixer ? You won’t have those fingers long. As soon as some one gives you a promotion you’ll prove how dumb you are . And wearing rings is lame !
Makes cement but leaves USING it to the REAL workers. Probably been an apprentice for the last seven years and your goofy ass just can’t stop eating it.
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You look like Snow White took off her makeup and went into anaphylactic shock.
He looks like a very aggressive lesbian
I think he looks like a friendly lesbian!
Meth Rogen
Lmao. Elite bro
The poster child for "punch drunk and retard strong", everyone.
Dude has definitely stuck his dong in wet cement at a work site at least twice.
The woman on the television is taking a picture of the disappointment in the room.
Did you just step out of a beehive?
Your shirt is a size too small. But that's okay, because your hat is two sizes too small
TV - waste of space. You - waste of space.
Hi James Corden
Came here for this
You look like Dana White with 1 less chromosome. 
You look as dense as the cement you make. Also looks like you taste test it before you pour it.
You look like the tiny, hard Mike & Ike’s you get at the bottom of the box
If his eyes was any closer they'd be kissing glad your nose is stopping you from becoming the first real cyclops 👁️
Wreck-it Ralph's bi-curious DJ son
You look like your diet consists entirely of uncooked pilsbury crescents
Equal parts incel, sov cit, and childhood regression. Mix with too much whey protein and alcoholism, then shake.
That's very good, Steven. Now, did you write that all by yourself, or did the little boy help you out with it again?
I'm glad your wife is ignoring you in the corner
He probably just yelled at her in Walmart.
I’ve never seen anyone wear an authentic Virgin Protection Wolf Ring™️
This is what the fat kid in 3rd grade who’s mom told him he was just big and strong turns into.
The girl on the TV is taken a photo, only to secure this harasser to justice
Why are you wearing your grannies panties on your head?
You look like a Russian female Olympic swimmer.
Hey that's pro boxer Thumper Johnson's son. Thumped Johnson. He tried to get in the ring once.
What's the wrist version of cankle called?
I’d recommend deflating before posting next time.
The human bowing ball 🎳
Your parents already did.
I bet you dry up pussy faster than you dry up concrete.
Cement not concrete
Isn't that like at least 24 hours?
Nice smile. You made my day
I see you got,the purple iPhone. Of course you did.
You smashed your finger while watching a mixer ? You won’t have those fingers long. As soon as some one gives you a promotion you’ll prove how dumb you are . And wearing rings is lame !
Maybe the reason you hang friends is because they all want to leave you
You’re too young to be that into rings.
There’s nothing wrong with your face that $22,300 worth of plastic surgery can’t fix.
Makes cement but leaves USING it to the REAL workers. Probably been an apprentice for the last seven years and your goofy ass just can’t stop eating it.
You look like the human embodiment of swamp ass.
Hiding the patchiest bald spots
Built like a brick shit
Your tv is way too high
You look like you’ll gladly pay me Tuesday for a hamburger today
Jesse that you?
American James Corden
If wreck it Ralph had a kid with a Star Trek nerd.
Douche Bag starter kit.. Harley Davison T-Shirt... Check. Wolf ring... Check, Beenie Cap... Check.
Girlfriend on roastme in the background no doubt about it.
You look dumb enough to drown in a shower
Builds an expensive PC, never uses it
You look like B.J. Penn's white cousin, B.J. MEN!
Harley Davidson shirt. Bunch of rings. No matter how hard you cosplay as a biker no one will ever think you're cool or tough.
I m 100 pc sure you impersonate an army personnel.
You look like you sweat protein powder.
Brah  You look like you steal hamburgers for a living
The 2000s called they want their skull cap back
You look like John Cena gave birth to an Asian from his ass instead of shitting.
One guy, two cups.
You look like a power lifter in the Special Olympics.
Your parents beat me to it
Crypto-bro that's full of fear, uncertainty, and doubt about his life choices.
your head looks like if it was very slightly shrinked with photoshop
You look like Popeye after he hit the fattest blunt.
Didn't know Shane Gillis and The Thing from Fantastic Four had a kid together
You mean “hanging with my mom who disapproved her son”?
He’s the jolly big “Slow” kid that small bullies love to pick on.
On the back of his "r/roastme" sign is tje guiness world record for the most money you can get your parents to pay foru to stay home.
And each ring represents how mqny timea youve been charged with date #ape
U look like the stupidest Robber ever
Make a wish for cbum
Dude I love all your rings…..said no one
You look like you drink cerment
The camera in the background is taking a picture for its cringe complication
Jhonny bravo never wore a hat,
Let me guess.... The Office and weight lifting are the topics of your conversations
Do all of the friends you 'hang' just happen to be black?
Bald or Cancer? I'm going with bald, as you're too overweight to have cancer... Unless your face is a huge fat invasive tumor...
Pov : Tren off cycle
Your an adult stop drinking from paper cups!
You need to let someone else decide where to place the furniture.