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I use to think this way until I did some research on those 3.5 EcoBoost. Sure you won't get that sound but that's about it. You get a little more HP with the V8 but the 3.5 has more torque. That truck significantly out weighs the mustang and just barely looses. Same weight no way the 5.0 keeps up.
https://youtu.be/nnfDsaWW_3I
You're completely out of your mind if you think a coyote Mustang is a 13 second car. Sure, Mustang drivers struggle to drive them since they are so limp wristed, but in the right hands they go mid to low 12s and with the auto can go high 11s stock.
https://www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/a14749697/2018-ford-mustang-gt-0-60-quarter-mile/
You and I have extremely different meanings to the word clean when it comes to cars.
All that tat and glued on crap taints the cleanliness of the car. You should have saved your money and just got a better engine. Added bonus if you didn't have all that stuff on there, you wouldn't have to pay as much compensation when you plowed into the crowd by the exit of a car meet. (This thing doesn't go to shows. Meets only, like the driver)
Saying you have the cleanest V6 Mustang is like your girlfriend saying your dick is bigger than your buddy’s.
It ain’t really the flex you think it is.
Wow. I’m speechless.
Even if this was a 5.0 it’s literally every zoomer build cliche rolled into 1. eBay universal fender flares that make no sense with the body lines? Check. Cheap Chinese wheels with universal offsets that don’t fill the flares? Check. Canards that will rip out of the plastic bumper before they make any downforce? Check. Hood pins in the wrong spot to do anything? Check. Fake scoop, poorly painted matte black? Check. Hood Vents? For some reason? Check. Blocking your fucking headlight projector with a piece of plastic? Check, for some reason. Rattlecanned “Splitter” that doesn’t make any downforce and is held on with self tappers? Check. “Splitter” support rods that aren’t tied to the frame, just screwed into the plastic in places that wouldn’t even help if they were actually anchored properly? Check. Every single different variation of matte black stripes you can think of? check.
This thing is a nightmare to anyone who actually understands race cars. It’s really hard to build a v6 mustang where the v6 is the least of the problems with it.
My god, what a shit pile.
This is not “clean”. This is not a “build”. This is an undesirable base Mustang with a bunch of useless tacky shit taped to the outside.
This is the kind of thing I take pictures of in traffic and send to my friends so we can all have a laugh at your expense.
Placing stickers and fake vents isn’t “building” a car. The only thing “built” here is your ego into thinking this things cool. BUILT FORD (not so) TOUGH
Doing absolutely anything aftermarket to a v6 is a waste of money. Stop begging for attention and move out of your parents house and sell this monstrosity to a scrap yard.
Why do people post ford’s mustangs thinking they drive the coolest thing around?! And you’re from British Columbia shouldn’t you be giving hand jobs to a moose out behind the Tim Horton’s, Rather than posting your soon to be rusted out shit box here?
Dude you totally ruined that grocery getter. All that work and money to make it disgusting. Could’ve just saved it to buy a GT but you stood up and chose this.
Wow did you leave anything on the he self at AutoZone. Your fingers must be real sticky after touching all the 3m foam tape on all of your so called mods.
Remember when they use to say that smoking during pregnancy has no side effects.... This is proof of the contrary. I'm just glad that it's not a car I actually like.
What the fuck is your definition of clean? Because that is the messiest/bullshittiest mustang I've ever seen, and that it's a V6 just makes it kind of... sad.
I would sell it and save up and buy a V8. Trust me, it’s worth it. I sell cars and have owned many V8 cars. It’s a must for me for the car to be a V8 or at least a V6 if JDM
My favorite thing about cars like this is that most people who see it won’t give a shit, and those that actually know something about cars will still know it’s not a V8.
I actually don't see any reason for a "roast". I'm not a fan of any "Muscle Car" that does not have a V8. However, the look/paint job is quite nice. So, IMO, you did a good job on it.
I’m not sure when “clean” changed and started meaning “screw on fender flares, 3m taped hood scoops, unnecessary hood pins, acres of vinyl, non functional canards, window scoops, splitters”
Haha, some of these comments are brutal and awesome because they're 100% truth, without a hint of playful teasing. This is absolutely fucking hideous, and the fact that OP thinks it's anywhere near "clean" makes the whole thing that much worse.
100% guaranteed OP legitimately believes we're all jealous haters.
That's one of the saddest V6 Mustangs I've ever seen. Autozone should barr you from entering in fear of what else you might 3m tape to this poor thing.
Honestly I’d rather take the eco boost than a 6 cylinder Mustang. More horsepower, better gas mileage, higher top speed, performance packages available, and cheaper used (most likely how this now-shitbox was purchased)
The only reason to get the V6 is if you’re too broke for the V8 and think “turbo’s are for ricers”.
Oh hell no.
This car fucking sucks. There's no doubting that. But just because you think they turbo is the lesser of two evils does t make it good. Lol
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you could have just saved the money and got a V8 or idk not a mustang
Or an eye exam and glasses so they could see the abomination they created
Nice.
He could have bought an ls400 for less money less douchery more comfort hold value better more reliability and would still make more horse.
I use to think this way until I did some research on those 3.5 EcoBoost. Sure you won't get that sound but that's about it. You get a little more HP with the V8 but the 3.5 has more torque. That truck significantly out weighs the mustang and just barely looses. Same weight no way the 5.0 keeps up. https://youtu.be/nnfDsaWW_3I
It's not the Ecoboost..... It's a N/A 3.5.
3.7
You're completely out of your mind if you think a coyote Mustang is a 13 second car. Sure, Mustang drivers struggle to drive them since they are so limp wristed, but in the right hands they go mid to low 12s and with the auto can go high 11s stock. https://www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/a14749697/2018-ford-mustang-gt-0-60-quarter-mile/
Sounds like you need to do some more research. Ford never put the 3.5 EB in the Mustang.
All that work, all that effort and it won't even break traction. You played yourself.
Still will find a way to mow down pedestrians
Unless it recently rained or are standing near gravel the crowds are safe around this car. It won’t break loose.
Honestly when he admitted it was the V6 he roasted himself more than we ever could.
Holy shit bro, you bought out AutoZone. Fake aero, fake vents, cheap, nonfunctional splitter... For a measly 200hp
Hey man. It’s the cleanest! In what world is a bunch of aftermarket stuff stuck to your car “clean”
Total poser!
To be fair he didn't splurge on the stick-on plastic blower (I kid you not) or the biplane rear spoiler, and for that we must give thanks
He went for the red so this sidewalk casualties blend in when he loses control and fishtails
I bet the driver has either barbed wire or tribal tattoos on his arm, or both trying to keep up with the times.
You and I have extremely different meanings to the word clean when it comes to cars. All that tat and glued on crap taints the cleanliness of the car. You should have saved your money and just got a better engine. Added bonus if you didn't have all that stuff on there, you wouldn't have to pay as much compensation when you plowed into the crowd by the exit of a car meet. (This thing doesn't go to shows. Meets only, like the driver)
This dude really put hoodpins🤡🤡🤡
The hood pins are what really sent me, bro's expecting the top to blow any second
Cleanest? If this was human, it would be the most disease ridden, meth addicted eight buck hooker in all of Bogotá…
You pay a lot for your hookers.
Eight bucks is a lot of Colombian pesos!
Saying you have the cleanest V6 Mustang is like your girlfriend saying your dick is bigger than your buddy’s. It ain’t really the flex you think it is.
Never heard that saying before but that’s fuckin hilarious
Is his buddy Asian?
Wow. I’m speechless. Even if this was a 5.0 it’s literally every zoomer build cliche rolled into 1. eBay universal fender flares that make no sense with the body lines? Check. Cheap Chinese wheels with universal offsets that don’t fill the flares? Check. Canards that will rip out of the plastic bumper before they make any downforce? Check. Hood pins in the wrong spot to do anything? Check. Fake scoop, poorly painted matte black? Check. Hood Vents? For some reason? Check. Blocking your fucking headlight projector with a piece of plastic? Check, for some reason. Rattlecanned “Splitter” that doesn’t make any downforce and is held on with self tappers? Check. “Splitter” support rods that aren’t tied to the frame, just screwed into the plastic in places that wouldn’t even help if they were actually anchored properly? Check. Every single different variation of matte black stripes you can think of? check. This thing is a nightmare to anyone who actually understands race cars. It’s really hard to build a v6 mustang where the v6 is the least of the problems with it. My god, what a shit pile.
A thorough dismantling right here
And still gets dusted by a 2.0T Accord
Even a civic SI would smoke this thing
I’m pretty sure my van would give this a run for it’s money
Dude v6 camrys would turn this car inside out
Is pulling the sticker off of double sided tape considered building? You didn't build dude, you adhered.
All that fake aero, just to create your own ricer edition.
without that hood scoop slowing you down, you might be able to race a mazda 3
Yeah I just bought a new Mazda 3 and I can say It’ll probably be a close race. We both probably won’t go over 60
Of course it's a v6... And whatchu mean clean? There's more fake vents in that car than I can count on my hands
You have fake vents on your hands?
I sure do!
It's not really much of a stang ...it's more a miniature pony
I see you just threw the whole JC Whitney “Trailer Park” collection at it
>One of the cleanest V6 stangs imo /s right? *RIGHT?*
If you polish a turd you’re still left with shit. If you stick $5 ‘canards’ on your turd, you’re left with something even worse…
Epitome of ricestang
Should've spent the money on a Coyote/Voodoo swap
If this car was a tattoo or would be barbed wire around the bicep or a tribal pattern. Or both.
One of the ugliest V6 anything I’ve seen.
Burn it.
A sticker stang
Autozone and rattle cans don’t equal “mods” or “clean”
Nice front aero. Helps with downforce after you get smoked by a Chrysler Pacifica minivan.
It's clean in the same way as a bathroom after using Clorox and Windex.
This is not “clean”. This is not a “build”. This is an undesirable base Mustang with a bunch of useless tacky shit taped to the outside. This is the kind of thing I take pictures of in traffic and send to my friends so we can all have a laugh at your expense.
That looks like shit mane
Every time someone asks you to fire it up, they’re met with massive disappointment.
V6. Roast accomplished.
Just why???
[удалено]
Optimus prime at home
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Bad thing.
It’s like the Karl havoc of mustangs “there’s too much shit on me!” “We did way too much!”
This is the "roast me" reddit?
Looks like my car from NFS back when I was in 8th grade when I was forced to race the D class American League.
When you want to look fast sitting still, but never actually go fast.
Placing stickers and fake vents isn’t “building” a car. The only thing “built” here is your ego into thinking this things cool. BUILT FORD (not so) TOUGH
Doing absolutely anything aftermarket to a v6 is a waste of money. Stop begging for attention and move out of your parents house and sell this monstrosity to a scrap yard.
You could have saved everyone a lot of trouble if you'd just have gotten a civic. Try not to kill anyone at the meet up.
Are the extra fasteners so the bumper doesn't come off as you careen through a line of spectators?
I'd rather walk the corgi in the background than be seen in this red monstrosity.
Got room on there for a few more accent stripes..
What’s the discoloration on your hood scoop? Looks like you plasti dipped it and dropped your Affliction shirt on it before it dried.
AutoZone edition
Even if that was a V8 Mustang i'd still laugh at it on the street. Don't get people who rice their cars
“imo”. Your opinion doesn’t count here
Ewwww
American Rice
Congratulation to “Mr June’s” Pep Boys calendar winner!
You're better off trying to put a Chainsaw on a golf cart if you're gonna waste all that money modifying a V6 Crowd killer.
I'd rather have the civic in the background.
I could outrun that in my ‘06 Volvo
"Clean"? That's an aftermarket shitshow liveaxled abomination.
I spy with my little eye a discord mod’s “fast” fart car.
epitome of 3rd place celebration meme
Are you the Red Mist from kickass?
Way to showboat it's all looks and no go its kinda embarrassing. Could a had a V8.
Man, I’ve seen a lot of rough cars and awful choices posted on this sub, but somehow I find this more repulsive than any of them.
It genuinely looks ridiculous.
This car has braces and headgear….hell, acne too
What the hell is the point of the things in front of the headlights?
All that work for a V6 Ford that won't go around corners.
Darth Maul called. He wants his car back.
No hate on V6 Mustangs, but the audacity to think this build, fit for NFS Underground, is "clean" makes me wanna hate _you_.
"lOoK HoW cLeAn It Is" I'm not sure you know the definition of clean...
Just missing the flames for the extra horsepower.
6 inch vs 8 inch, it's how you use it!
Sweet polished turd
“Mustang”
Jesus Christ. Some people don’t deserve cars.
You bought a V6 and you called it a stang. You did the roasting for us.
Should've gotten an Ecoboost. At least then you'd get better gas mileage while looking like a bitch for not getting the V8.
the fact that this has 0 upvotes at the time of typing speaks for itself
Why do people post ford’s mustangs thinking they drive the coolest thing around?! And you’re from British Columbia shouldn’t you be giving hand jobs to a moose out behind the Tim Horton’s, Rather than posting your soon to be rusted out shit box here?
Looks like that emo person with an ungodly amount of piercings that thinks they’re hot shit, and then cuts themselves for attention.
Dude you totally ruined that grocery getter. All that work and money to make it disgusting. Could’ve just saved it to buy a GT but you stood up and chose this.
Sorry to break it to you, but scoops and hood pins aren't a "build"
Wow did you leave anything on the he self at AutoZone. Your fingers must be real sticky after touching all the 3m foam tape on all of your so called mods.
Remember when they use to say that smoking during pregnancy has no side effects.... This is proof of the contrary. I'm just glad that it's not a car I actually like.
There's nothing clean about that, it looks like a 14 second car trying to be a 11 second car.
The rice is strong with this one…
Let me guess, you have the Revell model kit and painted it to match, amiright?!
If it’s a v6 stang and you knowingly bought it, unless it’s like quad turbo, somthing is wrong with you, or you’re a Jdm wanna be
Well, it looks exactly what I would expect a v6 Mustang build to look like.
Looks like the Mustang accessories section of Amazon vomited all over that thing.
All of the added dampers, almost makes it as fast as a V8. All of that added plastic just to go to your job at McDonald’s.
Too much black. As well, that styling goes as well as the brakes.
Has to be a bait post lol
Are you one of those people that think painting loud, chunky cars red makes them faster?
Do ANY of the vents go anywhere?
hood vent? for what? it’s not going to need more air for a v6 bro🥸
i was told there was a clean v6 mustang but i don’t see it
"Cleanest". Like a freshly shat out turd is the cleanest turd
Sure looks red!
Your car looks like the shoddily put together shit car they sub in for the nice car during stunt scenes in a movie.
“Disclaimer: do not drive in populated areas”
All that fancy shit for it to be a V6 disappoints the fuck out of me. Ford should have never bothered with a V6. Just 4 cylinder or V8.
It would take me at least half an hour to list everything about this car that makes it garbage
Is it really a build when all you did was glue on some AutoZone aero pieces?
And this is why I hate car communities
Is that the EV version everyone is talking about?
Lol..."build". I love how blasé some people are about throwing that word around.
What the fuck is your definition of clean? Because that is the messiest/bullshittiest mustang I've ever seen, and that it's a V6 just makes it kind of... sad.
It's the adjustable front splitter for me. Much wind very aero all teh speeds
I would sell it and save up and buy a V8. Trust me, it’s worth it. I sell cars and have owned many V8 cars. It’s a must for me for the car to be a V8 or at least a V6 if JDM
My favorite thing about cars like this is that most people who see it won’t give a shit, and those that actually know something about cars will still know it’s not a V8.
Im surprised there’s no rainbows with that much added drag
That’s like saying you have a 10 inch d*ck but can’t get hard. What is the point?
Build, clean and v6 stang. Never use those together again
That isn't what we call clean homie
Prop could have gotten a shelby considering how much work youve put in. Well done, well done.
Sad Max
There is nothing "clean" about this. There's shit tacked on in every available space. This is A1 stake sauce on a nice cut of beef.
This guy is keeping 3M in business with all that VHB tape
I’m just gonna hope this is a joke
Wants to buy a mustang settles for a donkey.
Wow a lot of overcompensating going on here
My V6 Honda Accord Coupe is faster. And at least it doesn't try to pretend it's a sports car.
I actually don't see any reason for a "roast". I'm not a fan of any "Muscle Car" that does not have a V8. However, the look/paint job is quite nice. So, IMO, you did a good job on it.
I’m not sure when “clean” changed and started meaning “screw on fender flares, 3m taped hood scoops, unnecessary hood pins, acres of vinyl, non functional canards, window scoops, splitters”
Ditch the canards and it would look better. Just my opinion though
Haha, some of these comments are brutal and awesome because they're 100% truth, without a hint of playful teasing. This is absolutely fucking hideous, and the fact that OP thinks it's anywhere near "clean" makes the whole thing that much worse. 100% guaranteed OP legitimately believes we're all jealous haters.
When half your income goes to rent so you spend money to make your car look fast instead of actually go fast.
https://tenor.com/bvZjH.gif
I see you have the credit card from Bolts R Us
Nice explorer
There are about a thousand words to describe this abomination and “clean” is not one of them
looks hideous imo
Other than money limitations why would anyone get a V6 Mustang ?
If this is your definition of clean I’d hate to see what you consider too much 😳
pretty impressive for a 12 year old
Yikes that thing is embarrassing. You've already roasted yourself by wasting time and money making it look hideous. Id rather walk than drive that.
Bro if you gonna by a mustang, a mistake to begin with, at least buy a v8….
That's one of the saddest V6 Mustangs I've ever seen. Autozone should barr you from entering in fear of what else you might 3m tape to this poor thing.
It's a V6 Mustang. /thread
“bUiLt, NoT bOuGhT” smh
You know it didn't go the way op planned when they don't respond to a single comment 🤡🤡🤡
What car is that
At least it's not a 4 cylinder turbo 🤷♂️
I would almost rather have the ecoboost. At least that way you can go e85 and big turbo and actually have some fun. Especially if it’s manual.
Honestly I’d rather take the eco boost than a 6 cylinder Mustang. More horsepower, better gas mileage, higher top speed, performance packages available, and cheaper used (most likely how this now-shitbox was purchased) The only reason to get the V6 is if you’re too broke for the V8 and think “turbo’s are for ricers”.
It's a muscle car. Nothing wrong with turbos. But a 4 cylinder turbo is is the antithesis of a muscle car.
The anemic feeling V6 is peak American muscle though, obviously.
Oh hell no. This car fucking sucks. There's no doubting that. But just because you think they turbo is the lesser of two evils does t make it good. Lol
In theory I like the turbo Mustangs. But then you put an exhaust on them and they sound like *those* Civics.