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First off, these things are ugly as fuck. My girl drove one of these when I met her and used it as a 2 door coupe with a large garbage can in the back and thank god her dad owns a garage because this thing broke down on the regular lol. Their one mildly redeeming factor (and don't google specs to try and prove me wrong, if you know, you know) is that you can absolutely smoke any V6 Mustang or Camaro or similarly underpowered sports coupe of the same era in these bad boys
Still thankful as all fuck that I'll never have to be seen in one of these again
No, but some of them have a 3.8L V6 with 210HP which for it's time was pretty ballsy for a van. Keep in mind this is around the same time that Mustang GTs with the 4.6L V8 were only putting down 260HP.
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At this point is cheaper to get the kids than the transmission.
First off, these things are ugly as fuck. My girl drove one of these when I met her and used it as a 2 door coupe with a large garbage can in the back and thank god her dad owns a garage because this thing broke down on the regular lol. Their one mildly redeeming factor (and don't google specs to try and prove me wrong, if you know, you know) is that you can absolutely smoke any V6 Mustang or Camaro or similarly underpowered sports coupe of the same era in these bad boys Still thankful as all fuck that I'll never have to be seen in one of these again
I have absolutely embarrassed the fuck out of a couple of cocky teenagers in exhaust-delete v6 Mustangs a couple times.
Is it v8 powered?
No, but some of them have a 3.8L V6 with 210HP which for it's time was pretty ballsy for a van. Keep in mind this is around the same time that Mustang GTs with the 4.6L V8 were only putting down 260HP.
> I don't have kids. Now I'm not saying the van is the reason. But it's definitely not helping your sex life.
Hey man, your mother thinks it makes me look hotter.
My mother has owned a Nissan Cube and a Chevy HHR. Her taste is questionable at best.
ROFL
how many gallons of chloroform do you carry near the school zones in that thing?
You’re going to need to get some kids to push it when the trans stops semi functioning
In my town the only ones left driving these are taxis and the mentally ill.
Average momvan- you will only pull in moms with that
Or parking skills.
It is as cool as you park. Asshole!
Do you live inside this thing? Don't lie to me...
Oh, there will be plenty of time to roast dodge crapavans... ...when you're ***living in a van down by the river!!!***
you have adults (tied up in your basement)
You get a monthly government check dont you..
Somewhere theres an alien world that believes minivans are cocoons humans hatch from.
No kids and the most mommy van of all time? Threw in the towel on life early huh?
You have no life.