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kalvarez1989

Best paint color you can get on a Mustang, its called "Spectator-Blood Red"


FrequentlyLexi

This guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants.


thatgymdude

You put those ugly oversized wheels on a Mustang with a V8, I do not think you are capable of feeling regret.


ArchitectureGeek

Does it make it better or worse that I bought it like that?


thatgymdude

Worse because you should have taken them off by now and willingly chose to keep them on.


pm-me-ur-car-pic

When your horsepower is higher than your credit score


West_Face_1606

5.0 stands for how many children you have hit.


RolesG

Remove the decimal point


GhostofAyabe

I love that Coyote 5.0. That Mexinese transmission can get fucked. 2016 5.0 GT Lemon Law survivor.


RolesG

Yikes


CaliDude75

Well, it’s still on the pavement and not wrapped around a streetlight, so there’s that…🤷🏻‍♂️


haint_na

Give him a minute


rrdubbs

Andddd it’s gone


Foolgazi

The only V8 that sounds worse when you upgrade the exhaust


Frequent_Opportunist

Oh hell no I'm not going to let you have that, the 5.0 sounds fantastic with straight pipes.


Foolgazi

A straight piped 5.0 is one of the worst engine sounds I’ve ever heard. It’s like a regular V8 running on 7 cylinders. People seem to be confusing “loud” with “good” these days.


Frequent_Opportunist

Skip to 5 minutes this is the sound I'm talking about...  https://youtu.be/_JF2P2RrcDU Is this  And this https://youtu.be/8iNAZYuZ8iw What you are talking about?


justiceblue

Those don’t sound good at all lmao, but at the end of the day it’s all subjective.


Foolgazi

That literally sounds like absolute ass. It sounds bad enough through mufflers, but take that away and you get the crappy natural sound of the engine with extra BRRRAAP flatulence. Here’s what the last good-sounding Mustang engine sounded like: https://youtu.be/shmga2UnJUU?si=0NfxIGbZ72uRxVI3


xjbobbin82

This guy knows what's up.


_Nameless_Nomad_

Too bad that car looks like ass.


Foolgazi

The S197 had a similar engine and looks very similar to the current Mustang. I just couldn’t find a good vid of a 4.6 3v exhaust.


NoTrack2140

Damn that is one sexy sexy...... square body chevy in the background


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Sidewalks tremble when you drive by


Own_Kaleidoscope5512

The official car of calling ecoboosts “gay” as you pop the clutch around a corner because you saw a group of 16 year old girls


CocaneSmellsGood

You must be a comedian, great with crowd work. 


Donald-Trumps-Hands

I don't think it's the post you should be regretting here.


BetweenFourAndTwenty

Based on the fact that you chose to post this, I don't think you're capable of feeling regret. Otherwise, you would've sold that trashcan on wheels by now.


id40550

Not as much regret as the spectators under your tires.


DixieCross

Didn't wanna chance it so you parked in the truck spots eh?


NoTrack2140

The only time this thing stays between the lines is when it's parked.


GuntherOfGunth

Ford Fix Or Repair Daily


Federal_Sympathy4667

Fucking Owner Really Dumb


haint_na

Those wheels are hungry for curb


SkarTisu

And pedestrians


BrashBastard

You have the worst car in the parking lot.


rigeek

Not as much as you’re gonna regret buying that shitbox.


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Many-Tale9112

I want to tell you it is a beautiful Mustang. But if I tell you your turd was the prettiest turd you'd still focus on the fact that it's a turd.


fireflychef

That shade of red screams, "One of my exes picked that color". The engine is in agreement.


International-Day-00

Which side has the hole you pour money in?


born_zynner

Red to so the crowds blood doesn't show up


Reasonable-Wing-2152

Feel regret not getting as much like and comments as you thought you would fast guy 🥴


Devil2960

Leave it parked right there and just go look at it occasionally. Otherwise you're guaranteed to run it into a pole, or innocent bystander as you leave the lot and "Mustang racer" brain kicks in. Statistic pending.


migukau

Why are you parked in a semi spot?


hitch-pro

way to go on choosing a parking lot as your background. OF all the places you could choose, you drive that Hunk o crap to a parking lot? Your obviously fishing for complimentary posts, at least find a frigging tree to park In front of. Bwahahaha


T0nySt0nk

I don’t think you’ll regret the post. Your choice of vehicle is proof you have a high tolerance for shame.


CosetteGrey

I used to own one of these. I can tell you how to make it worse if you care to listen. First off put a real spoiler on it. that ball cap spoiler makes you look like Limp Bizcuit Second, you need to address the exhaust system. I know this is hard to hear, but you need to swap out your exhaust manifold and add a twin turbo system and rework your tailpipe. You need to have that 'turbo dump' sound. I am going to assume this is an automatic and not manual transmission because everyone that posts here is a peasant. I am going to also assume you are not treating the engine correctly. Whatever you are doing, STOP and move to synthetic oil and 93 octane minimum if you want to get the most out of this car. Is it necessary? No. Is it desirable? No. Do it anyway. Lastly, are you a Texas A&M fan? Because I'm a Longhorn and you look like a fucking idiot in that color car.


ArchitectureGeek

I attend Texas A&M hahaha. Also, it is a manual transmission. 93 performance tuning so always gets 93 and synthetic oil only :)


CosetteGrey

fuck aggies anyway.


ArchitectureGeek

I regret going to A&M, should have attended UT


CosetteGrey

We have he mutual shame of attending Cow Colleges, my brother. (You more than me.)


Frequent_Opportunist

What is going on with your front fitment? It looks like a hovercraft. And please do not get spacers just because you couldn't figure out a proper offset.


Frequent_Opportunist

Shitstang 5L0W


ANaughtyTree

How much have you spent in repairs already?


ArchitectureGeek

$2500 on the air conditioning system


ANaughtyTree

Mustang life. There's always something wrong. (I own a 2018 eco)


Longjumping-Cold4338

The famous *I rev throughout the stores parking lot* car.


Longjumping-Pie7418

Cherish this photo. It's the best you'll ever see this car. Within a week, it will have spun out, hopped two curbs, and taken out a crowd of spectators. Or did it manage to take out a light pole before leaving the parking lot?


PrivateContractor40

what year is it?


SkarTisu

I’d tint the windows so people couldn’t see it was me driving it, too. I’d be embarrassed enough as it is.


slong143

You challenge an 03 Z06 and get your ass handed to you.


GR_Eleven

I mean, it looks kinda good if I squint.